/balt/ + /ausnz/

fuck you and fuck this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Pjs8xVaAC98
lol

lol k.

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Should I:
>A) Masturbate
>B) Kill myself

kill yourself you retarded tsartist

both

t. auto erotic asphyxiation pro

ABBA

Rude desu.

Erotic asphyxiation

print out this thread and choke on the paper

>be me
>through a strange turn of events do not become tired

who bases most of their caloric intake on alcohol itt?

virgin

And proud.

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good morning /balt/

fuck off retard

no, not yet, cunt.

Is that Lithuanian who likes rap here?

Post tunes m8

youtube.com/watch?v=4tRi7CJBUI0

kys, nigger

fuck off and listen to your gay video game soundtracks fag

eesti on parim

youtu.be/wjHVIvNP0Bg

some of these hitlerjungen haircuts are getting ridiculous, pic somewhat related I guess

t. blogger

kys fag ur small

Suomi on paras

what?

>too many boards
>let's add another one

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57 power early morning tiredness still not here mosquitoes

Send help

ma armastan sind

Suomi on paras ja dalvisoda

Ja minä rakasta sinua, veli.

oh fugg benis winland ebin ES :DDD

>Is that Lithuanian who likes rap here?
Yes, hello.

youtube.com/watch?v=SWaLh1spZ7o

hei :3

>tfw finland only wants eesti
>eesti is lucky, but plays tsundere
>leedu wants finland
>but no one wants leedu

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хaй :3

Ahh what's up my nigga.

That was a great beat, bit short though. What do you think about this kinda stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=GvAkgPPwovg

The binkled bankle

First A then B

A bit too "pop" like for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wuu4lGaVzoc

RUNNY SHIT

Rate my girlfriend

Reminder that lithuanians ruled teh slavs
youtube.com/watch?v=PR3NZJeaIWI
youtube.com/watch?v=9hEXLf9QZh4

Ep 1: 22h 31m

I like the vibe but I really usually don't listen to songs about relationships and love or whatever.

Starts about 0:45 btw

youtube.com/watch?v=YRkeKkTM4j8

Does anybody here like rock/metal?
if you do then post some good shit

I like it, but kinda busy to post links.

Why don't you?

youtu.be/duvEIDNNyhQ

I find them to be pointless. In my personal life I take no pride nor place importance on relationships of any kind other than family.

Friends and companions are temporary in my eyes and I'm quite content in going at life solo for the moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=dIItEigwW8w

I tried yesterday, felt really good. I would have done it harder, but I was a bit afraid of passing out. I need someone with me, just in case.

uuuu this is pretty heavy

Biplan

I know them already

youtu.be/y2vzBdIejVY

I know this song
not bad Tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=NE8DWiRfdBw

Don't hate if it's not your style

Last night sent my cv, portfolio and a little bit about myself. They haven't answered me yet. I don't want this NEET life anymore. And picking some random job is a waste of my skill.
That pressure lads.

Yeah I know this song for quite some time now
it's good

good luck, friend!

Thanks lad.

taste maker is in the thread
youtube.com/watch?v=ecv5dpXsItM

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anyone here like anime?
If you do - hang yourself

omelette au fromage, le jambon et les tomates, served with cold lecsó, honhonhon le masterchef super! :DDD

ur mom said she liked anime after we discussed bleach after a long session of pegging lmao gayboy

fug, frogot a le pic xD

kys dyel
youtu.be/A3qWQUOZj1g

vomit-inducing
horrible

Cut that green stuff from the tomatoes off.

i usually do, but i was lazy today haha, didn't even dry the tomatoes lmao

enjoy cancer

wtf lol no

>Skill
what can you do?

I don't see the green stuff on tomatoes

he means the "plug" part that connects to the stem.

fuck off baltshit

Let's say I'm on a certain field and have few years worth of experience and I want to stay user cause some lads I know browse here as well.
Job is quite common and I should be accepted. It needs skill and love for it. If not, then burning out is relatively easy.

woof woof little doggo, don't pee yourself xdd

Who is spreading that meme?

t.I grow my own tomato

do you work at a crematorium?

Get the fuck out of my general you useless ant of a man

/x/, Cred Forums and /fit/: the most retarded boards on 4ch

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youre all SMALL compared to me

Okay.

kys fag
post ur face

b-bane? xdd

Kek, I wish.

Ivans out

yes that means Latvia as well

>post ur face
k.

#valentinaiduokdoleri

is 174cm small...

youre ugly and if u think ur not ur delusional

a giant wolverine tampon

Can the Balts annex Belarus into their geographical sphere?

>/fit/ is the most retarded board
THIS THIS THIS!!!
Especially the faggots who go to the gym
lmao

hello just checking if there are any eesti girls around today ITT

lmao manlet UR SMALL STUFF
what are your lifts
post face btw

But the Baltics are under the sphere of Australian imperialism

Fliterd

commonwealth

>they don't marinate raw tomatoes
binks audibly

I am Greek

Which one?

>marinating fruits and vegetables
but soviet occupation is already over

wow
im. going to wrap myself into a potato sack and wipe my tears with potatoes

my legs are cuter than anyone else's ITT

Average day in LV

what to do with the stuff that grows in the garden and you can't eat because there is so much of it?

triggered

post them

Its not ripe
t. Ripeness experts

lost my pantyhose ; (

Thanks Alex

post feet

nice, fellow garden using bro.

But pickled cucumber is good to have in the winter. Also tons of juice.

lost my feet : (

make sauces? make gazpacho? eat them raw? give to friends

or maybe not grow as much of the stuff

fuck you

Make some relish.

and jams from berries and wine

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475293936896.webm

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pickled cucumbers and onions are ok
pickling other stuff is borderline soviet

:(

I am sorry for your loss

pickled tomatoes are god tier

does this count?

t. has never had pickled paradise apples

what an ugly faggot

This year I'm trying cider. Made some cherry wine and jam. Still have my favourite rubarb wine.

You can pickle apples? like pumpkin?

>nigger lips
>potato nose
>babby face

looks like fag also underage

yep. pretty much same ingredients as pumpkin. but they have to be the small thumb size apples, not the big ones.

idk I'd smash

Looks the same, does it keep for a long time?

>idk I'd smash
yeah with a bat

wtf

Ar Valentinas duos dolerį?
place your bets
I say no

over the winter for sure. sometimes even a year if you lose a can into the cellar corner :DD

Ah, so I can just sector the big apples.

Christmas soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

desu, if your kitchen sanitation is tip top and you seal the cans hermetically they should keep indefinitely

they might become mushy :DD

Don't post my girlfriend

back off she's mine

wtf thats my gf

wtf that's my sister

fuck yeahh, then there is no rain to whine about.

bigger sectors then.

Ką?

SHES MINE FUCK OFF DUMB STARVING DINGO LOOKING DYEL COCK SUCKING FAG CUNT

raining again

hmmm no thats definitely my gf

Russian leave the Baltic

I HATE NZ NOW
SHES MINE
MINE

Really hate all of non Lithuanians posters ITT
Hopefully we can get our own general one day
fucking hate all of you

Pix related
My gf at my birthday party

ur mum enjoys my company tho when i fuq her puss puss lmao

hmm

no one cares about your opinion you virgin

Can only rape.

It's going to be a hot Christmas this year, I can feel it in me bones.

DOOOONT SAY THAT

why do you have to add the word virgin to every sentence of yours?
fucking fuck face

and yet you post here and browse /bantz/

someone's not a happy little virgin
did girls make fun of you in school

because that's what you are, a bitter virgin who's angry about everything

>SCATVIANS
DISGUSTED.webm

I can offer you disgusting.gif

My gf face when she saw my internet history

>make a very angry post
>not actually angry
>get (You)
*likes* ;^)

>virgins

>virgins

aidstonia

shitthuania

scatvia

>get called virgin on 4ch
>close the tab
>throw out computer
>virgin walk away

Poostralia
Poo Peeland

AUSCATVIA
/balt/ when? anglos get out

Lad is going to basic training for two months today, expect me to post more now. Quality of /balt/ about to increase to, I don't know, like 2014.5 standard, not very much but a bit.

Post your best maps, chaps.

>angry about everything
>implying I'm angry
you can't see my face mate
you can't express emotion through the text
I was actually smiling the moment I red your post

saw a dude doing the virgin walk today
holy crap I nearly burst out laughing, thank God my gf was with me and I could just grope her ass instead

I bet I could stomp all of you to death with my mighty legs

>still can tell which posts are made by mikoto even without his tripcode
haha

>his
thanks

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lol it's pretty obvious

This is a public announcement, all /aus/ posters must now go to bed. It is past your bedtime and your life will only fall further into ruin if go to beddy-byes right now. Thank you.

Latvia=Slavs senpai

fuck off shill

*If you do not go to beddy-byes
Fuck, I need to go to beddy-byes myself

But it's time to wake up.

I thought aussies didn't need sleep?

If you would have to change your name what would it be?

I'd be Hans Krebs.

OFFICIAL BANTZ CUNT POWER RATING
1. estonia
2. lithuania
3. latvia
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anus. new zealand
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canceraids. australia

That's because you're not /aus/

L*tvian genocide when?
They are OCCUPYING the HOLY LAND

Hot chocolate from Maccas :)

(((they))) are not aussies

kys ugly dyel fag

misread, my apologies.

Glorious all day breakfast

found a funny pic haha xDD

huh?

Really hope that whole ozas burns down.

Cred Forums is dead

I'd shorten either my name or surname

hope the gook moot will sell Cred Forums to martin shekels, at least he's edgy and wants to ban canadians

The American lad or is this a different Eesti?

I don't really have any relevant maps, sorry.

I never wanted this

Mantas Perkūnbybis

I hope it shuts down tbqh

somehow moot held this shithole afloat for over a decade but gook ruins it within a year

The American lad.

I have 2 names so I would get rid of one of them

Why would you pay money to make it easier to waste your time lol?

oh what the fugg my house has no water

sent

Moot get far to much hate really.
He once indebted himself by 20000$ just to keep this place going.

How do you mean?

I didn't reach my macros
need to whip up a protein shake but I'm half asleep in my soft cozy bed in the warmth with rain outside what should I do /balt/

2 names 1 surname
quite simple

I'm sure he knew he could of sold it to some fanatic for much more than it's worth

which is practically what happened

dude wanted to jump ship for a while

do the virgin walk

>tfw eating my own cum

mmm

Maybe learn to write before spouting this "meme language" of yours

Why isn't there a cute gf with her arms around you in that warm comfy bed, user?

Ah I thought you meant 2 sets of offical first name and surname.

do not reply to the """latvian""" thanks

This is an emergency boys, I had to piss outside
I have become third world

im too big there's no space
she has to sleep on the ground
I gotta let my muscles rest

It was a slow process, no one notice it happening until it was too late.

Both of 2 names are official it's that I don't really like one of them.

God bless

well fug :DD

guess it's time to migrate to another chan then

Really cute, pale girl that gets the same bus as me every morning lads

Think I'm in love

thanks

Don't use my own memes on me fuckhead I need water

Lithuania

talk to her

Hey! that's me :3

Try to talk tome on the bus and I'll accuse you of rape you fucking ugly cunt :)

hehe x

the fact that you haven't talked to her yet means you don't have a chance anymore

How?

Also I have a gf already

just tell her you have a gf, she'll be all over you

suck her feminine penis

understandable.
Can't build a future on a board that brings no revenue.

>not having a gf and a bit on the side as well
Virgin walk back to /r9k/

Found this cute russian girl

I really miss moot

She is a cutie.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xd0IA3rrHr8

moots probably fucking hektic puss and making mad dosh at google tbqh

he made the right choice

She's some kind of model or something.

mans skolotājs
gads: 2007

i wish i had a dārzs

Isnt it the girl that the russians take to edit some dicks on pics of her?

No she is my gf

Quick poll:
Do you like Poland?

This is correct. I just miss moot because he cared about this place and knew how to run it better than anyone else, but a job at Google is much better than running a website without profit and having its users call you a cuck.

Never been.

sure

True.

Cred Forumsacks used to say GockMoot was much better than old Moot because he don't change anything. kek.

no, been there it's a fucking shithole and there are ads signs literally everywhere felt like some 3rd world country

Emergency avoided, waters back

Oh damn, he's just now enlisting? So 4 years before he's out?

Sorry Eesti but that's a retardedly long time to wait for someone. Don't piss away your prime reproductive years when you could be cranking out pure, white Eesti children. :(((

Yes.

>russian
fucking repulsive

Cred Forums is retarded.

I just want static Cred Forums back, no major changes or anything

I don't understand why the gook doesn't open a patreon or put donations up as an option for financing the site

this

he has that
it's called Cred Forums pass

In an interview with Gizmodo he said that regular donations only work for Wikipedia.

Don't think that's really substantial compared to what some autists would be willing to donate over paypal

W͊̐ͦͫ̏̃͗̓͢͏̷̶̜̯͔̲̭͙̤h̋͌̍͑̚͏̴͎̜̠̲̘̝̱̙̪͚͜a̴̶̼̜̩̲͎̘̭͈̣̝̖ͮͪ̾͋̀̆ͮ͒̊͊͛̑̐̋̉̀̚͡t̡̩̞̹̰͚̥̝̝̩̠̎̇̾ͯ̐̈́̽͌͐̅̂̋̕͢ͅ ̴̷̡͖͍̳̟͕͚̭̱̜̜̘̜͚̖̱͙̖̭̖ͯͤ̓ͦ̏ͣ̊̄̇ͮ̒͌́͗̿̄́̀̚d̉͐ͪ́͑ͧ̌̾͊͆҉͖̖̺̯̠͞ȭ̧̢̪̯̗̣̣̝̏̓ͦ͌̋͛̓ͭ̌̾̇ͯ́͛̀͟ ̛̩͙̣̱̏ͣͫ̂̈̑̿ͣͤͨ̈̕y̸̛͉̝͍̦̞̙̼̘̅͌͗̊ͫ̐ͧ̈́̒̋̿͞͠͝o̵̥͓̭͕̬̞͉̳̪͗͐ͬ̐̂ͫ̈́̍͋̚͝ư̧͂̐̍ͭ͑̊̀̌ͮ̉̚͜҉͈̳͇̭͓̦̠͔ͅ ̵̗͉̰͓̤͊̒̌̿͑̄̂̑͌̇̔ͫ̚͟m̦̣͚̜̠̩̞̦̮̰̔̐͒̅́̕͝ͅẻ̶̛̤̤̯̩̮̣͈̞̥̮̥͔̔̄͆͛̆̄͆͒͗͘á̷̘̝͎͚̙̥̘̟̪̫͓̭͙̘̪́̅̔͐̋̄͑̏́̀ņ͉̖̰̗̘̞̒̀̅̿͋̇ͤ̄̊̊̂̚͟ͅ?̸̢͔̞͈̻̩͉̳͉̙̻̳͈̳̥ͣ͐ͭ͂̕ͅ