Be american

>be american
>get charged $13280 to give birth
>get charged $39.95 to hold your own child

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>be European
>pay 50% of your wage in taxes

>1600$ to give birth
That's cheap for a level 3 procedure desu

well...in the rest of the world it's free LOL
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And..Judeo/mudslide dick cutting..free of charge.

I mean what the fuck, why is dick cutting standard procedure in the United States for newborns?

Prevented diesease 100 years ago when sanitation was shit

I saw that on Reddit earlier today as well.

lol no
Cuckmaster Kellogg had different reasons to push his agenda.

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>be non american
>socialized medicine, education, infrastructure, emergency services
>live high quality of life

>be american
>socialism is a dirty word because Ronald Reagan said so
>spend more per capita on medicine, education, infrastructure and emergency services than any other country

But it was not standard practice in the USA then, but now it is.
What is the reasoning behind this? Commies..sorry nazis can't track Judeas down by dick spotting anymore?

Actually just 10% taxes and 20% social security.

American wait times and Hospitals + Canadian prices = GOAT IMO

Because of
>muh health
It's slowly dying out though, one of the good things of the rise of Mexicans IMO

>lol no
It used to. Kellogg was only part of it.
emedicine.medscape.com/article/442617-overview
>What is the reasoning behind this?
I told you, it was cleaner in an age where sanitation was crappy. People continue to do it because it's become common practice.

just face it, you have been cut cucked bro
nothing to do with sanitary concerns.

You didn't even read the article.

>be Brit
>thinks his medical bills are """"""""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""""

It's not standard, you shithead. It died out long ago.

That's basically the Dutch system.

Coincidently they have easily the best healthcare system.

>Long ago
Don't lie, it only recently has begun to die out.

>be american
>be free to get shot
ahhh yes

Sounds good.

>He doesn't get shot on a daily bases
Lmao, what a pussy

Wanting to have kids kek

This is fucking GOLD.

But we can shoot back

Why? There's thousands of similar bills. That ones not even that expensive.

really makes you think huh?

>here's your beautiful baby boy
>oh that'll be $39.50 please
>land of the free

just

I honestly wish people were forced to pay these things. Our Mexican problem would be solved.

They're paying for a second delivery team

its not the same as the system in canada, uk or spain. its run by insurances that are funded and regulated by the government, so in that sense its better than the american system, and its private so you dont have to wait for several months for a procedure like in this shithole, but in netherlands there are things that you have to pay for sometimes because they arent covered, or surgeries that are denied because there's a cheaper way to "fix" the issue

So it's essentially a government-backed version of the American system, I take it.

yep

i'd take that too if i could but here it was proposed that people should pay ONE EURO to see a doctor as a symbolic amount to remind people that that's something that usually costs money and shouldnt be done literally because you're bored, and everybody was outraged

delet this

HAHAHAHA

>plus tip ;^)

As shitty as our healthcare policy might be, stuff like that makes me glad that it's not THAT bad.

Not really, having an ambulance and a few days care in the hospital can put you in debt for the rest of your life that you will never be able to pay off.

>tfw dick is cut

My parents got all offended and defensive when I said I think it's wrong.

>mfw paying 50% of income in taxes so that gypsies can get free healthcare and u get the same quality healthcare as them (8 month waiting lists)

>it's free

this so much

>Americans actually think their parents love them
>Even when they had PART OF THEIR DICK SHOPPED OFF

the fuck

its ok tho because you can pay for private healthcare on top of already paying a shit load of taxes to actually see doctors who are trying to please customers rather than a guy whose job exists whether he does poorly or not

>limited edition thoothpaste

Americans still spend the most because the medical lobby convinced everyone that healthcare is super expensive, and they're okay with it
I could understand a complex surgery being expensive, but not a birth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_as_percentage_of_GDP
Don't fool yourself

Have you ever heard about taxes? Have you ever had a job in your life?

>John, what the fuck, at least 1% of every adult male has phimosis, what should we do!?
>We cut every newborn penis to prevent it, clearly
>John, you genious!

>2016
>work