Butt shaving

1. Your country
2. Do you shave your butt?
3. What would your countrymen do if they find out you shave your butt?

I found a thread on Cred Forums about shaving butts, and I decided to transfer it here.

this is not a Cred Forums proxy

>I found a thread on Cred Forums about shaving butts
and there are people who take that board seriously....

...

1. England
2. No
3. Not applicable

1. United States
2. yea
3. give it a smooch
pic related is my arse

No i look like a monkey down there

>not shaving everything below the head

If you have a hairy asshole, shave it beause you can't wipe that

my dude
too flat
work it

also, how easier is it to wipe compared to a hairy ass?

too hard

How do people shave their arse? Aren't you worried you might cut yourself?

maybe with an electric trimmer?

I assumed the best solution was to get waxed.

Electric shavers?

Idk mate, are we talking wiping with toilet paper like humans do or using the designated arse cleaning bucket like they do in Brasil?
Cause with TP it's very nice and smooth, can wipe all the doo off with one firm stroke and swiftly hold it up to your face for visual and nasal examination ;)

That must hurt a ton. It'd be hard to do it by yourself too

1. Mexico
2. No, that's stupid
3. Most probably, nothing

Of course not, I am not a Turk, my butt is hairless and white

Then you are asian
T: Genghis and knower of things

>designated arse cleaning bucket like they do in Brasil?
That's not true. We use toilet paper as well. We just don't flush it because it would get stuck.
Also, do you guys look at the paper after the wipe? i do.

bodyhair is a sign of whiteness and virility.

i would trim it if my ass was out of control

Of course we do. In the bathroom stalls at school and work when you're having a dump with your buddies, we often throw the used wads of toilet paper over the stalls so we can examine the contents of each other's wipes.
Gets pretty gnarly on chili dog Wednesday! I wouldn't wanna be the janitor that day!

Thanks bud

Get a bidet.
Did ass shave and bidet and my ass has been so smooth that I often think I did a wet shit in my pants.

Walked a bit weird for two days.