ITT: Musicians you wouldn't DARE fuck with

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i would break him like twig

Michael Gira

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Probably Henry Rollins

He's older now, but he reminds me of like a veteran with PTSD, like he'll go ape shit from 0-20 in a split second.

Jesus fucking Christ you could not be more wrong. That man would reduce you to the most fundamental forms of matter known to physics. You would literally be deleted from the fucking universe.

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Goes without saying

WILD

he has like 110 pounds of lean mass

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Lmao that dude is tiny

i want to punch him and rub his face in the dirt

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>being this much of a sperglord

Ride seems so soft spoken in interviews, but its always the quiet ones

he's a normal guy

for you

But he fucks with Cred Forumstards all the time

cringe

honestly if you tried to bully ride he'd probably roll over and accept it. he'd mumble something then go home and cry. he's soft that's why he tries to look so tough on-stage

>this

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fuck off shaniqua

he looks like a twink, i'd fuck him

implying that isn't exactly what i want

it's already been 4:30AM here.

are you shitting me? Ride only has fantastic and intense stage presence. Why else is he intimidating? because he's black?
He's a skinny, depressed introvert. his stage expression is nothing but a form of art. (I love death grips btw but he isn't a fucking "hard" ass)
lol
this. the dude actually intimidates me on a psychological level

Dennis would tho

>skinny and lanky
>5'9
>introverted
He could be easily wrecked my some attacks

would he fuck me in half

No fucking way I would get nowhere near Eugene Robinson if I saw him on the street.

t. Will Toledo

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>anywhere near
Fixed.

Yes, the correct response

even overweight Steele would be strong. You'd only have a chance against skinny Steele [spoiler]and dead Steele[/spoiler]

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not after his wife died

kek

they say Deak carries a butterflyknife

he's not fucking around

his gaze makes my anal cavity hurt

>62 years old
lmao I could kick his grandpa ass

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

captain beefheart

>wrote the most aggro indie folk records of all fucking time
>BEFORE his wife died

jesus fuck

>literally tortured his own bandmates with long and harsh sessions of musical training in the middle of the woods and didn't let them rest until the sections were finished
If he wans't so goofy and didn't have a fucking Neckbeard I would be scared of him

this guy

Yeah, don't fuck with the absolute madman

That guy from Dillinger Escape Plan

agree agree

He seems like he'd be a wild card psycho in a fight but I think realistically he'd get his ass beat a lot

>they breaking up
>why live

i bet mike sandison could kick my ass

I don't want him to give it to me

Maybe now, but when he was younger I feel like he'd bite my ear off or something if he really got into it.

Fuck off, I'm glad you faggots are getting deleted now

at least they're touring one last time

>knock knock
>open the door
>ITS REAL
10/10

lol nah he's an old geezer.

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Would you rather they continue into their 50s where they become embarrassing compared to their younger selves and eventually make a shitty album? I'm already nervous as hell this last album will be weak and tarnish an otherwise almost flawless career.

idk he looks pretty awesome.

I'd rather they collab with Mike Patton once more. Then they can break up.

top fucking kek

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