/bleep/

wow thats shit but speaking of which, would this work in the club? asking for a friend
youtube.com/watch?v=WO45oUdRqTs

>Scooter is shit
lmaoing at 200 mph to be t b h

same lad i bought a pair of clippers and touch it up myself. takes like 5 minutes if you do it often

right, back to >>>/bloop/ you go

how are you spending your sunday lads

jam session with the boys

whackn off

What is a good DnB radio station on TuneIn, /bleep/?

this + got kfc and listenin to drone, perfect post-sesh sunday.

love this old broadcast, heres a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=mb83pEpAF8w

literally only hard because its surgeon the source material

theyre capable of a banger
youtube.com/watch?v=98uZgPXBEKE

oi oiiii

sounds like lfo making conga music

in a word, christ-awful

i dont want to go to a job interview with fucking cineworld on monday but i got to really

don't post here again mate

out out out

wait, u trying to shit on LFO as well? tragic...

why? cinejob sounds chilled, better than tesco or some shit.

anyway post some tunes lads, gettin my laptop back soon and need more bangras.
youtube.com/watch?v=XB0opTrPyUU

any lonely man in

youtube.com/watch?v=zXhFVv2u56E

yea

proper want to kill myself, peak

yee

it's about tfw no bf o'clock rn

not as bad as this lad though: youtube.com/watch?v=_ZS_4a42YEw

>tfw no bf o'clock
init... :(

any man gon get it

youtu.be/OdppAY6gdbE

Ye family, so sick of treading the same ground over and over and over and over again

this should be spooky and good

>culturally appropriating the pillsbury doughboy to sell tickets to a shitty night out in corsica

smfh desu

BEB are sick

hold tight kiran, was too good for FACT so did his own ting

any nihilistic depression man in

feel when your dad calls you a batty boy

oii

youtube.com/watch?v=izA0rd7QwVM

why do they look so dour lmao

dno

how old are they now anyway they look bare old

32 and 43 imo

HOLD UP

WAIT A MINUTE

HOLD UP

WAIT A MINUTE

HOLD UP

WAIT A MINUTE

Ye
tfw you were getting better until that one thing brought you back. Wew
youtu.be/vrW6G4fs0Go

i want a bf so bad

Lol he cooked you

where are you from, you giant fag?

youtube.com/watch?v=ad8wBr6PPK8

southwest

:o

youtube.com/watch?v=bdVF-rc-ipI

my gayposting on bleep is far too late at night

youtube.com/watch?v=20_cKE4aaMs

I know it hasn't had an official release, but where can I find the Abattoir VIP??
It's not on slsk, is it on what?
If a clean edition can't be found, is it in a mix somewhere?

waddup wid all the gay man in bleep?

Epic bleme, mostly

what you mean?

not a bleme im just not interested in gal

cant even get hard for them

...

>cant even get hard for them
i have had sex with men but im still not sure if i am gay like i enjoyed giving but not taking, i have fucked more girls so i cant be gay

youtube.com/watch?v=3xf45nHi4xQ

>i have had sex with men but im still not sure if i am gay
mate... lol

I come from a land downunder

where women glow and men plunder

Lol m8 let me clear that up for you. You're a fucking bender lls

oh, peak

hold tight aussie man, grew up watching neighbours you got a beautiful culture

s/o harold

i only enjoyed giving it so i was still fucking a hole just a mans hole, i dont feel like i am attracted to men just if the oppurtunity where to arise that i would be down to fuck, i dont look at a man the same way im looking at girls and yes im confused but i will figure it out one days but every hole is a goal right?

harrypels

I did too but in retrospect I hate it

don't let them decieve you, suburban australia is terrible

thanks for the love though, also my senpai is from the southwest too

youtube.com/watch?v=l0qQWdFN7dc

any madman in?

wrong link

youtube.com/watch?v=O7HlJoP_ITA

any sadman in?

bought a ticket to this:
/event.aspx?839057
and don't wanna go anymore
never got into dubstep that largely and thought this would be pretty good cause I listen to most of these artists but realised it's not what im about
there's no facebook event any1 know how i can sell my ticket?

seeing cassegrain and tin man next day though woi
youtube.com/watch?v=ukxzqNYqiFo

family if the thought and the act of beating a dude appeals to you then you're at least somewhat gay no matter what way you spin it

what if u only like men that are really feminine looking. aka only attracted to the woman that u see inside the man.

lmao what a tune

whys it terrible

bit less gay but still gay, just pulled back a bit on the kinsey scale innit.

Ugh can you faggots talk about this somewhere else
Seriously revolting

wait i can comment on the event on ra lol nice

post absolute hot bee's knees
youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

/bleep/ man help each o/ out u homophobic melt

is there anything else to eat when listening 2 choons than boypussy

mumdance sounding sick desu

redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331817553900/mumdance-x-aj-tracey-modular-synth-session

yeah this was mental

as if he did some presets for the new 909 coming out

Yeah I'm not gonna lie to you lads, but when his career was just beginning, right in the earliest of stages, I was a doubter; kept it to myself though

But time went on, and my doubts have been completely squelched. There's no denying just how important his contributions have been to this scene and me

So this post is dedicated to Dj naruto

so v. boring

suburban people are fairly americanised, live in identical houses and have to drive everywhere in station wagons

they all live in clusters between roads that are 300m wide with a generic shopping centre and fast food at the centre of the place

I hate being a Melbourne stereotype and moaning about this but it's true

youtube.com/watch?v=UCxjGsaEL_0

our hokage... he fights for us... always in my thoughts, give thanks DJ NARUTO the uncompromising legend

I watched American Beauty and felt grateful that I live in London because of this

>/bleep/ man help each out

Lls u actually believe this? Everyone can see through you fags, like always, you just want everyone to know you're fags.

he's levelled up loads, used to think some of his old stuff was a bit boring

lads i know ill sound like a hippy fuck but wtf is with all the negativity in bleep recently
depression man this
want to kill myself man that

isnt dance music about hearing bangers and taking fuckloads of mdma and tonguepunching strangers??

youtube.com/watch?v=ABx4oqeYiIw

rise above hate my young friends

soundcloud.com/slowmotionclub/nijus-slowmotion-pod-amsterdam

ye ye
big up DJ N A R U T O

lad i gotta admit i am really excited 2 see these two artists next week
I'm gonna bring a girl and have a dance with her

youtube.com/watch?v=UKoRNIRlPU4

Life stinks

creasing myself, theres no winning if u people, *any* brief mention of gay sexuality and its WELL THERES THOSE FLAMING FAGS AGAIN yet straight man will talk about beating girls, casually or not, with zero reprisal

proper double standards, neck urself asap you weapon

always rated him but yeah he's constantly improving

did you heard anything he did as the sprawl w/ logos and shapednoise? the red bull live session was nutty

>(((This Post is Dedicated to my Mum Who I love Very Much)))

Yeah crazy it's almost like one is normal

nah man will check it out

aww

this just sounds like trance desu

me too, s/o my mum

s/o her apple and cinnamon cake

s/o her sewing

s/o when she runs around the house with the hairdryer or a banana like a gun going pew pew pew

s/o when she said that she rates british murder boys lmao

retard

Ugh why can't my parents just accept that sticking my dick inside another man's butt is like, my identity lls

if i kissed you you would like it s/t

love and sex is important to many ppl regardless

gr8 mix

youtube.com/watch?v=Cooy50WGgdE&list=PL1ntfXx-b2MwdOR9HBQDidw3zZpegIyA_&index=8

youtube.com/watch?v=zb_bDui7zoo

the day has finally come
they finally found it

if you hate gays then what business you got listening to their decontextualised music t b h

yeehaw

why did he have to sample drake lads

youtube.com/watch?v=BxiasWApep4

Seeing Pearson Sound on Monday in Sheffield lads. He's doing a 3 hour set. Any man ere coming?

>pearson sound
oh no, the huerco s and project pablo fans got to this general!!!

good for you my man
have a cracker

butthurt kiss less virgin detected lol

i rate heurco s a lot 2bh

where the dubmen at?
new mosthigh is metal
soundcloud.com/jrobinson/themosthigh007-give-dem-one-sided-10-pre-order-now

that wasnt even sarcasm lol wtf
i meant have a cracker as in have a good one lad
so much negativity

it actually fully feels like autumn now. maybe even a bit wintery

u know what that means. techno season is officially upon us.

I can deal with homos as long as they behave themselves desu. I think they're largely trash and I'm looking forward to the inevitable blowback against the whole LGBT thing once the ongoing socioeconomic collapse that's fucking up the US and Europe results in the reactionary right-wing overtaking politics and culture, but I can deal with them.

Trannies = shit though.

this is fair enough

i'm gay and can't stand the obnoxious outspoken ones and 'pride' just makes me cringe, got a lot of qualms against pride politics that i wont go into. i remember last year when i was at uni some girl was getting mad at me for not being a hardcore lefty saying i was "betraying my people" lmao

yeah lad literally just thinking the same

this worth it? ebay.co.uk/itm/Open-Box-KRK-Rokit-5-G3-RP5-G3-Active-Studio-Monitor-Speaker-Single-/122050486982?hash=item1c6ac6a2c6:g:Kw0AAOxyRhBSsDDj#rwid

2bh I don't really care about homos as long as they leave me alone

"real" trannies are an insignificant minority.

any of you bidding atm

damaged serotonin receptors

smoking too much weed
listening to dubstep
releasing shit music on a shit label

s/o whoever posted this in the earlier thread 2day

saw it in the shop and bought it

youtube.com/watch?v=Wh66kz2Ujks

what's ur fave demdike stare testpressing

youtube.com/watch?v=ejBOupqCeV4
youtube.com/watch?v=TVti58JrVE4
youtube.com/watch?v=CYOOdUJHSh8

anyone remember that video of goldie and skream at that festival

its been removed from youtube and im trying to hunt it down again

it was too funny

yea
I know which one you're talking about

ohhh yeah when they eat dinner outside and skream calls him a nonce lol

jokes

hello my friends

would anyone happen to have a download for any slapfunk eps?

possibly this: slapfunk.bandcamp.com/album/various-artist-raw-joints-4-slpfnk011
or this:
slapfunk.bandcamp.com/album/various-artist-raw-joints-4-slpfnk011

i'd love to buy it but i am strapped at the mo

youtube.com/watch?v=nUHSh_ufGIQ
youtube.com/watch?v=5KrT7IfRVRs
youtube.com/watch?v=NIqq2BZDjBQ
youtube.com/watch?v=1Mp_48N7g_c
youtube.com/watch?v=Ailxl7XxCfo

this yeah but it was longer i remember

youtube.com/watch?v=JDH8jRPR0zc

yeah jokes
if anyone can find it somewhere please re-up

bait

why?

crooked thoughts, scared to death, project pimp a psycho dude project pimp a psycho dude

looool

>pardners

someone get dan in 'ere looool x'D

44 in my left, all i need is junkie shit, smoke that loc that weed bounce tee out the window but you cant see me bitch

I doubt it family

wew

what were you doing outside of /bleep/ mate

if u have to ask...

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Fuck I can't stand seeing her in another relationship. The sight of her being affectionate to him, ruffling his hair, holding his hand. It makes me want to kill myself. That used to be me. That could have still been me today.

God I'm autistic.

this

pretty much every opinion i see on Cred Forums makes me want to jump into traffic, plus everyone has exactly the same taste and everyone is 16

there's literally nothing of use on that board save for the occasional genre-specific general like the memphis hip-hop ones

you posted this before big man, same advice applies, just move on

what are some actual good mixes then?

i really rated this is not by metatron and objekt's kern mix.

i'm not talking about just radio mixes. i feel like they're not as planned and deliberate as other mixes put out.

anyone know what i mean?

yo ex bitch be suckin this dick lls

fuck off Cred Forums

kill yourself dude

whoever is posting in that thread just stop u melt you're embarrassing as fuck

you invited him
you deal with him

Same except I don't it fills me with rage not sadness

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

shut up and
listen to some neo-house
youtube.com/watch?v=gq9fGwJ_HQE

Bleep DnB revolution when?

youtu.be/BgWpK28dt6I
(Trigger Warning: DnB)

fucking kek at this other thread

Stop family

See here and leave

>a tranny jew

literally want him to get aids and die

lol ok mate

I don't know what you mean but that tracks bangs bro thank you!

based

lads i know its not even close to what would classify as a genre but a lot of good shit has come out of glasgow recently

youtube.com/watch?v=AAWFUZopSSk
youtube.com/watch?v=EpcfTFGkkTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=8eCoZlqt_es
youtube.com/watch?v=povg5H0bv-0

"no"

lool

Hey elitist snobby cunts in tracksuits, there is no difference between a "mix" and a "remix." You're just ripping off other people's music, twiddling knobs and pretending that you actually did something creative.

You didn't.

kys famalam
u should kys too uncle tom equivalent of gay

^ if anyone actually replies to this in sincerity then i'm killing my neighbours in a double murder-suicide

(you)

can't wait for you to join titch

HEREEEEE FISHY FISHY

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Any Big Dan Posters In Here?

I'm Coming To London Next Month and I Want To Lick Battys

How Can I Make This Happen?

>mix
taking a selection of tracks and mixing them together into a long session of continuous music

>remix
a producer taking another producers work and putting their own spin on it, with permission of the original producer

by offing yourself

>I'm Coming To London Next Month

please dont

>with permission
nah
putting it out maybe.

Looooooooooooool

I Just Want To Get The Full London Experience By Licking Some Batty Out Like an Ice Cream Cone

Don't Want To Come Down all That Way And Not Get The Experience Ya Get mE?

thanks mate watch the news on wednesday, SE4 area :)

sorry yeah, i meant in a releasing sense

gay clubs love from sweden

What Does A Girl's Batty Taste Like?

nobody here wears tracksuits tho
/bleep/ uniform is black jeans w black shirt and black hoodie

cool

Oh yeah. That's a yuge difference.

I can hear your parachute pants swishing from here.

A bag of pennies

i wear striped adidas trackie bottoms around the house

got a nice pair of canterbury ones as well that sometimes get worn to the shop

I feel like you're the same dickhead from yesterday who couldn't comprehend that dubstep meant stuff like Digital Mystikz and Deep Medi, not Skrillex.

lol neck urself

>wearing trackies outside the house
knacker

listen big man, they're comfy

I'm definitely a dickhead but not that one. I'm not really into Techno with a lot of senseless bass added.

my shop is 2 minutes down the road lol

not gonna put on raf simons jeans to go shout bossman for 10 fags and some fruit

dubstep isn't really anything like techno

>implying you can afford raf

lol ok kid

why are you replying to him

soundcloud.com/rinsefm/rinse-fm-podcast-mall-grab-17th-september-2016

big big

because /bleep/ is boring right now
someone like him can liven the place upp a little.

>not going for that health goth look
Lol ok Sperry man

implying my sister isnt the art director for their photoshoots :)

All that huffing paint behind Tescos is really getting to you isn't it?

guys i just had an idea, starting up a boiler room style ting at uni-live streaming on fb. could be kind of jokes

Someone dox her

Im gonna buy some edgy tracksuits and a cap and wear my hair long and pretend I'm suicidal and dangerous even though im loving and pretty happy with everything in my life

is this irony

Was ist denn ein "Tesco"?
Wir haben soetwas hier nicht.

Poser

Normies who love life Gtfo out of my bleep Reeeee

ok so hinter dem Bahnhof dann.

2bh i relate to objekt in that ra feature saying he spends as little time as possible listening to dance tunes at home

makes going out more refreshing

any good artists like shadow child and richy ahmed and b-traits?

seems like most DJs/producers say this it's like they think they're too good for the music that they make

Also ich denke schon dass keiner hier Klebstoff nimmt, wir sind wohl besser als das.

annie mac :^)

wow! super BOMB track! amazing!!

doubt that's really the case

Worüber redest du. Ich habe ständig Goldfarbe auf meinem Gesicht.

oi oi who let fritz in

ideal girlfriend identifies with every single line sang on jagged little pill

youtube.com/watch?v=eYbZLuzUSAY

SHE WAS LOOKIN KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right
and life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and then everything blows up in your face

youtube.com/watch?v=AdK2jjJ-jTY

go sleep it off mate
nice tunes though

Also meine Nase ist immer weiß vom Schnee, also ich versteh schon was du meinst, aber Farbe geht gar nicht.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll

>trolls trolling trolls

So funnay. Fuck off and don't kink mu here waste

lol

I bet it was you who made that thread just to link it here lls

Ron Morelli is the worst DJ

Fuck does that pard even know about grime

u really haven't seen that piccy before?

psst it's not real

Wew

youtube.com/watch?v=P2j7hFRoHBU

Idiot

i fucking hate bassline

...

mate

stop

fuck off

DJ Q alright innit tho

listen to Heartbroken again until u get it.

it's so bait that you made that thread, chuck yourself in front of the stagecoach A service u melt

...

got umbro tracksuit bottoms lol

lmao bois

Ledge

any slazenger sock man in

lads which tracksuit bottoms make me look the edgiest
which longsleeve top makes me look the edgiest

thanks

burgaboy puts on a decent set. would digest some drugs to again

innit

lads what do u wear when ur desperately searching for a half-decent tune so you can post it to round off a totally unrelated shitpost

Anyone get nostalgic for the architecture and general vibe of pre-millenium London?

youtube.com/watch?v=wQDiaAmRA-o

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to before the internet was widespread and just isolate myself from the outside world in a quaint village in the English countryside.

I'm just curious, how many /bleep/ anons are bald?

Balding here
I hate my body

you still can isolate yourself if you want to
question is do you actually want to isolate yourself
or are you projecting subconscious desires onto the idea of isolating yourself,
the actual act of which you have no interest in
and you only use it as a front with which to present your emotions

without ever really thinking about them

am i projecting

perhaps

cuck

>balding
kys

bald man in

Does anyone know the name of a Jungle/DnB song where the MC says "We ready for dem for dem for dem/we ready for dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem dem"

I feel like it was on Ganja or Tru Playaz but I can't find it :(

b b b b burga boy

youtube.com/watch?v=JGydeF9C2W0

chavs everyone

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

kek

>youtube.com/watch?v=wQDiaAmRA-o
Wew that brings me back to a simpler, less flashy and neon London.

im stone sober but i feel totally fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=iUQjXUsgZ5E

New here. What kind of music is discussed ITT? No trolling pls.

techno
house
jungle
grime
dubstep (reaching)

>dubstep (reaching)
mate

thnx

>Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to before the internet was widespread and just isolate myself from the outside world in a quaint village in the English countryside.

1. That has nothing to do with London
2. You can still do that

3 my nigga titch
dindu NUFFIN

Someone say "Bleep Bloop"?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JVG-T64IG_g

slewdem GOAT grime crew (boyz in da hood sets were good too while they lasted, flippy smalls had some next bootlegs)

One of the true classics who often romps around my parts (New England/Maine)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQctrCvU1fQ

don't diss ron, lad. fuck is wrong with you?

dated a pseudo-plaid girl from Vermont during college
I still miss her tbqh

whaddup fellow entitled melb hipster
if you live a bit closer in, it really doesnt matter,
our public transport system is pretty good enough to get to the good places i think.
youtube.com/watch?v=480Q_aZUcxw

She shave her pits?

What's a good bleep tune to commit suicide to lads

It would really confuse the investigatiors.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LafC2gKsXV8

Looooooooooooooool

Where is Dan!! x'D

youtube.com/watch?v=-1wirGsdK4U

she did
but she used that stone deodorant thing and never wore make up
she liked bleeps too
>tfw no upper middle class Vermont qt hippie bleep gf

hey I like only sucking dicks, don't like dudes at all
this makes me a straight guy with fetishes

What the fuck is the point of bongos or congas or whatever in bleep tunes
So annoying

receded but stopped

>used that stone deodorant thing
lol same, the salt one?

like who the fuck is going to go "wow this bongo really makes this beat!" Foh

can Jam City stop getting worse for just one release please

Man has never heard of rythmic percussion okay then

t. Smelly guy with dreads

looool so true

do u lads ever dab at the club

meh taste for a black guy

with my dab pen? yes

any directionless loser in
youtube.com/watch?v=26oZSYiAN3Y
youtube.com/watch?v=CEamW03vuHM

me and the lads at the club

lol

me in the bottom left

youtube.com/watch?v=T58GoFwjNno

what's wrong with these two artists?

And how are they even remotely connected?

>puts 10 instances of waves kramer on a kylie track
>talented

ket got rid of my depression, but i think depression was my only source of creativity
youtube.com/watch?v=bbRHyQN1AqE
youtube.com/watch?v=Uw7TY-zPaas

jesus

fuck off unculutred swine. its for tropical purposes.

...

is everyone on bleep from the UK?

>tfw US has terrible bleep scene

wut about ricardo villalobos?

...

...

heartbroken bcuz if you have any taste bassline will make you want to kill yourself

it's a complete joke of a track

but it was relevent