Lead singer asks how the crowd is doing

>singer asks [city name] how are you doing tonight
>while the music with his vocal is still being played in the background

>"we're pretty fuckin wasted!"

>singer yells "put your fucking hands in the air"

>female singer starts talking some shit about how periods are beautiful and tells all the women in the audience to throw their bloody tampons into the air

>How ya'll doin tonight?
>I saaaaaid HOW YA'LL DOIN TONIGHT!?

>"this city is so special to us''
>"give us a like on fb guys, or follow on twitter'

axis of awesome?

>lead singer starts asking you to do things

Coconut Creek

Against Me?

You mean still is a man?

Correct

>Singer spits on you and then makes an album about it.

>We've got a new song for you guys

>singer is covered in his own blood and shit and fights you during a song

>guitarist stabs you in between two songs

This, why the fuck do they do that?
Heh, this is nerve wracking.
These as well. Not that playing a new song is a bad thing, but let the fact that people have never heard it speak for itself.

>It's off of our new album, due out next year

>opening band promises they'll be really short because they want to see the main act just as much as you do

I've seen Barry Manilow live as well

>show stopped after twenty minutes because singer is flinging and eating his own shit and sexually assaulting members of the audience

Do me a favor, keep your fire mixtapes in your magic panties.

>IIII LOOOOOVVEEE YOUUUU JEEEESSSUUUUSS CHRIIIIIISSSTT

Or even better
>ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR (headlining band name here)!

Nicetrips

>singer starts verbal abusing the audience

>Singer is lip syncing

>I SEE YOU GUYS IN THE PIT!

>Michael Jackson's concert in Bucharest
>"Hello Budapest!"

>Hey guys! Thanks for naming a city after me! You guys are the best and we love Fort Wayne!

gg allin?

Kerrekt

Underrated

> Lead singer brings out the wrong fleg

Kek

Grimes

>Singer cups the mic and holds it pointing directly at the monitors when not singing
>Openly berates the front of house to complain about feedback

Gira did that in Berlin and then he commanded us to dance in German. Shit was awesome.

How do you dance in German?

badly. But Giras German is quite good.

kek I remember some time ago that I went to see some shitty local band and the singer went
>GOOD NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! (or something similar)
and people just got mad and started booing

>singer recognizes his friends in the crowd and tells them that he fucked their moms

...

>Singer holds the mic out so the crowd can sing the chorus

>no one in the crowd knows the words

>singer holds the mic out to you
>you don't know the words

>I get embarrassed and shit all over myself

>Singer doesn't interact with audience in any way besides to tell them to please put their cameras and phones away
>10 or so people get kicked out because they were just checking the time or taking a selfie or some made up bullshit

this happened to me at a folk punk show once

it was awful

>Band plays 4 minute commercial break halfway through set

What were you even doing there are you a narc

friend wanted me to come, it was okay until someone showed up with a melodica

Whats wrong with a melodica?

It is a mouth accordion

I know. What is wrong with that?

>lead singer talks about the local sports team.

>Singer stops concert to shame you for shouting MARRY ME

Nothing

So then why did it make the show not ok?

>Singer stops concert to shame you for shouting MARRY ME
that was fucking lame desu. lucky i dont care about that shitty little girl band

>We have a new song guys!
>It's a track that has been released +10 years ago