I want to get into Jordyn, don't you?

I'd like to put my disc into her cd player if you know what I mean.

I would like to "listen" to her "music" if you know what I "mean"

Can't wait for the degenerate Miley 2.0 she becomes when she's 18.

too old now she was a nice loli

Back in the 90s we had Britney

my god she was perfect

new album goes fucking hard

Yeah it's great!
Did not expect to find any love for her on here though.

Cred Forumsritney generals when?

bonus tracks are solid as fuck too. Probably the best collection of the year.

side 1 is significantly better than side 2 though so unfortunately it is a little uneven.

She was genuinely gorgeous.

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Keep posting more. Going to save these for later.

Whats your favorite track?
Mine has to be Man On The Moon.
Also what the fuck was
>What You Need

How can Jordyn even compete?

probably the big lead single Come Over which I assume she had to pay out the nose for and thats why those swedish dudes other song Change Your Mind is a bonus track like she exceeded her licensing budget.

>Also what the fuck was
>What You Need
Thank you! I'm deep into the whole licensing conspiracy theories so my only guess is she literally bought part of a song. Otherwise what in the holy hell.

Thanks for these pics.

The beat on Come Over goes pretty fucking hard, sounds a little Gaga esque maybe, anyways pretty sexy stuff. I don't like the french songs she did though it just sounds a bit repulsive.

I just want Original Doll to come out desu

Holy hell shes hairy

Not every woman is a 100% full body shaved porn star user. Every woman has that kind of hair unless they're getting waxed.

>He's never seen a woman in real life before

Ignore jordynfags, they don't like anyone that looks older than 12

I honestly think she's still gorgeous. She went through that rough patch but she looks smoking still imo. Maybe a little bit of unnecessary plastic surgery but I'll give it a pass.

Are most of these Britney pics from Rolling Stone?

I had a copy of it when I was a young man.

Her body looks great, but the magic her face had is gone, she looks old for someone that is just 34 and the surgery wasn't needed at all. Plus shes dead inside since the paparazzi camera flashes destroyed her eyes. And for someone reason she dances like a robot.

I went to her Onyx Hotel Tour in 2004 and that shit was fucking hot, but her shows nowadays look so bland. Atleast she still makes great music.

>I don't like the french songs she did though it just sounds a bit repulsive.
someone on the album may agree with you as it just so happens to be the shortest song. It really is a bit much since she already has a spanish song. Sure you don't wanna toss in a little russian while you're at it? Maybe some japanese for good measure.

checking Mood Ring now

Glory – Japan edition[51]
No. Title Writer(s) Producer(s) Length
18. "Mood Ring"

Exactly!

Also what are the singles going to be? I legit can't tell. Hyped for the music video's anyways.

for the next one, I'd go with your favorite Man on the Moon

Mood Rings pretty cool actually but no Japanese

...Baby One More Time [Jive, 1999]

Madonna next door ("...Baby One More Time", "Soda Pop") *

Oops!...I Did It Again! [Jive, 2000]

("I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)") *scissors*

Britney [Jive, 2001]

hardly the first not-terribly-bright teenager to approach self-knowledge via the words of others ("Overprotected," "Cinderella") **

Any of you Spearheads still in here?

I loathe the paparazzi. They may be rich as fuck celebrities, but they're still people at the end of the day. Can't wait till they get put in their place for harassment and stalking or something. I don't reckon fame would be it's all cracked up to be, besides the money.

Well the songs youve listed aren't really good anyways. Listen to In The Zone and perhaps her new album.

Nuts to him. He thought Janet Jackson was actually "good".

Christgau is such a fuckwit.

>I loathe the paparazzi
Me too man, me too. For some reason they just abused Britney waaaaaay more than other celebs, like there are 1000's of clips from 2007 and earlier on the web of the paparazzi harassing her, stalking her. It's a wonder she did not pull the trigger already.
Also for some reason Britneys paparazzi always seem to be Beaners or Arabs.

>elo britney
>HEY BRITNEY GO BACK TO REHAB
>give us a little smile
>puta
>we want a piece of you britney xddd get it cus of your song xdd

>they just abused Britney waaaaaay more than other celebs
I hate to bring this up, but how do you think Kanye feels?

Still less abuse and attention.
Plus hes a man and has a much more stable life than Britney at the time.
But yeah I also feel bad for him, at the end of the day who is to blame? The paparazzi or the newspapers that buy the pictures? I just don't understand why there aren't stricter laws around privacy protection.

She already looks like a friggin' porn star.

Pffft, Britney was what you found in your sister's music collection back then. Real manly men listened to Slipknot.

>implying we liked britney for her music
And yes I did actually find Britney in my sisters music collection. She was the whole reason me and my family went to her concert. It was akward as hell when she started having sex in some kind of eating bowl

In more wats than one

Mine didn't listen to Britney or boybands, she was more into RHCP and Stone Temple Pilot. Oh, and Green Day pre-American Idiot (95% of her peers didn't know they had albums before that).

Real 13 year old boys with no facial hair or pubes listened to Slipknot.

Fixed.

Pretty edgy
So what does she listen to nowadays?

Mine listens to shitty vague remixes she can dance to.

She's been to Hatebreed and Necrogoblicon shows. I'll leave at that.

Kek'd hard
How old is she?

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wtf i love little girls now

Britney was prob one of the first girls i fapped to

Now thats an awesome person to fap to