/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 39
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Drake to Cudi: “You’re Getting Way Too High”
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
-Kanye West gets an instagram.
-FlyLo: "Dear journos. I will always make dirty, racist, sexist jokes as long as I live because I think it's funny. My mom raised me that way."

Reply to this post to give congrats to Danny on AOTY.

Congrats, Danny!

congrats bruh bruh

>there will never be another white indie aoty

CHECK'D

Thread started with 30 too
Danny magic

but burial gonna sneak in with surprise aoty drop 3rd week of november >:^)

Is that you, Will?

Is there cover art for the new Danny Brown?
Need to make an OP image for that too.

...

pls don't. you're bad at it.

thanks senpai

Are there any reviews for 221000000 out? Nobody seems to be that enthusiastic about it.

it's got a BNT or two

anyways, it's probably because everyone's come to their senses and realizes Bon Iver sucks

cheeky 8.0 for Usher tonight

it's been a while

no 320 leak yet, right? still gonna be holdin out until one drops.

shit didn't know this was out. Is it any good? I'm a Looking 4 Myself fanboy.

>no retired Lindsay Zoladz in the list
damn...

No one else has stepped up since GCG left

GCG wasn't that great at first but improved over time. Keep it up my friend.

well congrats, my man

not GCG good, but pretty good

8.4 BNOP

Usher 7.8
Mykki Blanco 7.0
Merchandise 8.1
Jenny Hval 8.3
Bon Iver 8.5
Danny Brown 9.2

maybe when the fuxkin earn it

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Led Zeppelin 8.2 by Nate Patrin
Imaginational Anthem Vol. 8 : The Private Press 7.5 by Andy Beta
Grumbling Fur 7.6 by Judy Berman
Croatian Amor 7.0 by David Glickman

>BBC sessions
wow the early 70s were raunchy

;]

You guys think pitchfork will finally do a best albums of the 60's next year?

I'm thinking
10 The Doors
9 Astral Weeks
8 The Velvet Underground
7 A Love Supreme
6 Abbey Road
5 Highway 61 Revisited
4 ITCOTCK
3 Velvet Underground & Nico
2 Pet Sounds
1 Revolver

lmao

>Highway 61 Revisited
The Dylan album will be The Freewheelin' or Blonde on Blonde, with The Times... as a third choice.
There won't be two VU albums and Electric Ladyland will be in the top ten

Pet Sounds will be no. 1
White Light/White Heat instead of s/t if two Velvet Underground records in the top 10
>The Doors
top fucking kek. no likes the fucking Doors lmao get that shit outta here

10 years ago they said "probably never" to a 60s album list. But that was a different time & they'll probably do one for clicks

conde nast era p4k will definetly do it
they've done a mid-year list every year since 2014

Needs more Forever Changes.

at folsom prison, let it bleed and trout mask replica could be in or around the top 10

they might put Smile in there somewhere if they count it as a 60's record

this

odessey and oracle, piper at the gates of dawn, and village green preservation society are better than everything you posted.