/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 39
Nights since last BNM: 2

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Atrocity Exhibition gets its third BNT
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3Wi1d0FNgdQ
web.archive.org/web/20150224225521/http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6658-hail-to-the-thief
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Pitchfork? Moar liek Bitchfuck, amirite?

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danny brown is incapable of an aoty

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Trips already confirmed Danny Brown 9.4 AOTY

they won't review it tonight but yes and my dubs will confirm

I believe in Danny, but if they do end up giving it to Anohni will she & Kendrick be the only ones to have gotten an AOTY & SOTY?

Man, it must've been hard to be hipster in the mid-00s; the music was so lame.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Wi1d0FNgdQ

I blame 9/11

Classic review when?

>Marc Hogan
>Brian Howe

hey, they are in the OP! do you think they get anything special for being at p4k 10+ years?

Did Bonny Bear not send out advance streams to reviewers? I was really hoping to see the flood of 6s and 7s this week for that embarrassment of an album

I remember when this came out. t b h it sounded much cooler back then than it did now. Bush was happening and we were trying to distract ourselves with twee happy shit. Although its a textbook definition of a pitchfork flavor-of-the-week band.

>made hip hop album of the decade in XXX
>incapable of an AOTY

Huh?

Oh god I hope music doesn't start to sound like that again when Trump's president

An artisan growler and moustache cream.

October 16th, 9.3. Screenshot this.

>you now remember The Boy Least Likely To, Shout Out Louds, and DCW-era Belle & Sebastian

XXX was literally 2011 AOTY

this shit was also fucking horrible.

There is nothing less sexy than 10 years ago. And I don't mean 2006 but 10 years into the past

I wish Pitchfork still had a Brent DiCrescenzo type reviewer. They have been playing it so safe for the past 10 years, they are over due to release a ridiculous slam.

Worst writer they ever had

chris ott.

I wish too but I don't think they will. Mama Conde would get mad.

Not even close

Nick Slyvester was worse. DiCrescenzo was at least sorta entertaining to read.

>Let the Cool Goddess Rust Away
>Over and Over Again (Lost and Found)
>Details of the War
>The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth
>In This Home on Ice
these are great songs tho

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

read this and tell me he's not total dogshit as a writer.

web.archive.org/web/20150224225521/http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6658-hail-to-the-thief

I wouldn't say "total dogshit" but yeah I see where you're coming from

it's weird how the 20-year "cycle of cool" is a real thing. i've noticed a lot more early/mid-90s inspired fashion going around the past six months or so (probably longer, but i'm not /fa/)

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Usher 6.6 by Rebecca Haithcoat
Pallbearer 7.4 by Grayson Haver Currin
Kool Keith 7.5 by Paul A. Thompson
Randy Newman 7.5 by Stephen Thomas Erlewine

nice trips, shill. but who the fuck cares, p4k.
usher? kook keith? randy newman? pallbearer (literally who)??

>Pallbearer
>Literally who

Someone doesn't listen to doom metal.

RIP Local Natives