1. Was made by living people. 2. Was not made by black people. 3. Was not made in imitation of black people. 4. Is not enjoyed by the flannel shirt and craft brew crowd. 5. Is not enjoyed by members of the Green party and/or cannabis smokers.
I ask because I am a complete phoney who needs to pretend to enjoy music for social engineering purposes.
These criteria are to make the music as inoffensive yet prestigious as possible by process of elimination.
Yeah, I'm not clicking that. Add hillbilly music to the list. If there's a genre of music about scat porn and/or committing crimes under the influence of glue sniffing, that can also go on the list.
Your set of criteria eliminates all music. Good job.
Hunter Johnson
All music was made by living people. Wtf OP is a phoney
Jonathan Bell
You sound like an awful person
Asher Russell
Mozart
Zachary Fisher
You should listen to Genesis, OP
Robert Allen
Dude cmon, everyone knows I'm not alive
Logan Collins
MIDF please go
Gabriel Lopez
Einstürzende Neubauten
Jonathan Turner
What exactly is your problem with hillbilly music? Just because you've heard a few shitty mainstream songs on the radio doesn't make it worthless genre.
You really do sound like a close minded and prejudiced person going out of their way to be miserable.
Not sure whether to wish you a quick suicide or a long frustrating life of anger and misery, desu. Which one are you going for?
Sebastian Clark
>Was not made in imitation of black people. I don't think music is the right art form for you.
Ethan Harris
Pretentious "experimental" music is disqualified because of point 4 and 5 of the OP
WE WUZ MOZART N SHIIIIIET
Alexander Butler
pleasure principle
Aiden Baker
>Pretentious List one artist deeper than Blixa Bargeld
Elijah Carter
This is very close to the kind of music that eases my mind. It's pure and objective, without any vulgar agenda.
However, it can be too harsh for the normies. I'm looking from something normie friendly, but of a higher tier than pop, while still being contemporary.
That's because I am. To alleviate this, I intend to wear preppy clothes, be well groomed, and have completely inoffensive and non-vulgar tastes. There's also a pride issue. I don't want to listen to something millions of people like.
I guess Philip Glass comes close, but I'd like something slightly less classical in style.
I like Dock Boggs. However, an insecure person I once knew was embarrassed by this. I have long since decided that normies deserve to be lied to.
Anger and misery are already certain.
Isaiah Williams
Electronic?
Mason Ramirez
the jesus and mary chain? women? Jesu?
i mean if you can't think of alienating pop music that's a little deeper than nirvana and that hipsters still haven't touched, then we're just spoonfeeding you
Wyatt Lopez
why even listen to music when you're clearly an autistic psychopath with a chip on his shoulder for no good reason. Just sit in silence and contemplate why you insist on making yourself so miserable.
Zachary Reed
Black metal i guess?
Owen Brown
>electronic music >not pioneered by black dub musicians and detroit techno
Assuming you mean dance music and not Stockhausen.
Nathan Ramirez
>JAMC
They are on record as stating a black man is the son of god
Asher Collins
>Is not enjoyed by members of the Green party and/or cannabis smokers. there's probably no music for you out there, sorry
Colton Johnson
This is what people who think music started 60 years ago actually believe
>To alleviate this, I intend to wear preppy clothes, be well groomed, and have completely inoffensive and non-vulgar tastes. >There's also a pride issue. I don't want to listen to something millions of people like. No that will not alleviate you being an awful person. It will make it worse, in that not only will you continue being awful, but you'll also be a fucking phony.
>1. Was made by living people. ok 2. Was not made by black people. ok 3. Was not made in imitation of black people. ok 4. Is not enjoyed by the flannel shirt and craft brew crowd. ok 5. Is not enjoyed by members of the Green party and/or cannabis smokers. ok
Jeremiah Fisher
Any kind of Metal tbqh.
Michael Perry
>metal >not enjoyed by cannabis smokers >not normie as fucking possible
Brayden Gutierrez
This is excellent.
Some of you guys act like a process of elimination automatically leaves only shit. But some music is harsh, some isn't, some is vulgar (angry/thuggish/cliquey/quirky/head-up-ass,) some isn't, etc. It's a matter of manoeuvre.
"Cheese" would be a far better genre name than "metal." -Have you heard the latest speed cheese? -Nah man I'm strictly black cheese. I'm basically an orc.
Lucas Hill
I just feel that 'a process of elimination' as you are going about it is close minded and stupid.
The better way is to exclude nothing initially, cast as wide of a net as possible, and retain the artists / albums / single songs you like, whether they are by living or dead, black or white, hip hop or folk or metal or whatever
Your prejudicial elimination is costing you a lot of enjoyment
Julian Roberts
if you want to do it like that, fine. Having criteria like "someone who also likes/does this can't like it" is retarded, though
Brandon Long
whats the point
Hudson Taylor
It's for public display, not private enjoyment. Those circles don't always intersect.
Just listen to the radio, or don't listen to music at all. Just allow the people around you to play music, and you'll pick up on it. If someone asks you to put something on, just VERY CASUALLY say "Oh, I don't really listen to music."
