Why is it so hard to find a gf with good taste in music? The only girls with patrician taste are usually ugly af

>not appreciating more cushion for the pushing

*snicker* M-more like, heh, more like Stockhausen Syndrome, a-am I right? Hahahahaahaahaha oh man

kek

they exist man

>If you're really into music, literature, films, whatever, you're most likely ugly and have a shitty personality, regardless of what's between your legs.
Yeah all those ugly personality-less artists, writers, and musicians amirite

Yup, you're completely right. Most of them are. Some aren't. Some are attractive and have shitty personalities. Some are good looking and nice and aren't as good at writing music as you think they are. You should reread the bit you quoted. There are two words that you probably overlooked, which are "most" and "likely".

Alternatively you can shove a cactus up your asscunt.

underrated post

When it comes to what you and your gf listen to, the only thing that matters is each other.

what

>tfw qt shoegaze gf

i'm loving her thiccness though

this also has a p nice like...
lens and lighting.

>a /gif/ meme
>underrated post
ypu guys need to hang out some on some other boards some day

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>tfw no qt shortstack gf who loves NMH unironically
JUST

Gentle Giant rock

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Wait, what the fuck does Short Stack mean? I've been calling my lady friend that for the last eight years.

It's a short chubby chick

That worked out well, then. Thanks.

No, it seems worse with women. It's like their brains are hardwired to enjoy shitty music

nice bait thread.

>when your gfs favorite band is Mumford and Sons

>It's like their brains are hardwired to enjoy shitty music
Being this much of an autist

Cred Forums Cred Forums and /fa/ are all I need

>it seems worse with women.
Because a) you're probably not too concerned with the looks of men so you don't judge them as thoroughly and b) men are kinda just chunks of people who look alright as long as they're not too round or short or their face bits don't protrude too much from their faces.

Men use music as personal branding. Women don't need that, because their looks are their personal brand.

>the irony of this being posted on Cred Forums

>reading posts on /gif/
If you aren't exclusively looking at/posting content you've fucked up
there's nothing worse than a /gif/ thread with 200+ posts and like 25 gifs/webms because the entire thread is filled with fuckers thinking anyone cares about their opinions on whacking material

fuck you dude.

jk im happy for you :(

please explain

The collective taste on this board is fucking atrocious, not to mention the general stupidity of the average music "fan" here. Actually thinking Cred Forums is good at music is hilarious.

lexi belle has pretty good taste in music tho

>That belly

Oh God yes. I love it when fit girls start blowing themselves up.

Damn

Blame men for calling their daughters princess while growing up

why should they try to understand good music when chad will fuck them while they have a bunch of youtube2mp3 untagged shit on their phones

I clicked here to see if anything about shawty lo was up and I literally felt like I was on r9k with a blue text.

Yeesh you people really are the worst board.

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my girlfriend likes a lot of pop punk and emo shit. brand new rosenstock. not bad honestly

just go to a fuckin show or something dawg hit on the girlies you see actually into the music
or shit i mean just meet girls that are in the patrician bands themselves
stop being a cuck for five seconds and try meeting new people

>thicc
Stop with this nigger meme.

>Cred Forums Cred Forums and /fa/
Boards of white, socially inept losers.

Could be worse

Most PEOPLE are personality-less, though. Chucking it up to cultural pursuits is stupid as fuck: it's not like normie idiots have loads of personality.

You can't get a personality solely by reading of listening to music, but the fact that you don't do those doesn't make you any more likely to develop one.

There are 2 types of women with good taste in music: Ugly women, and intolerable bitches you don't want to be around.

does she have a last.fm
what bands has she mentioned liking

see her twitter, make up your own opinion. its not Cred Forums approved tbf

>Cred Forums
Boards of white, socially inept losers

damn

It's because women don't have any real interests of their own, most of them slide by on their looks while piggybacking off the interests of their last boyfriends.

but thats mens fault again
they don't need to be independent when somebody will constantly spoonfeed you

Unlike Cred Forumstants who swapped their billboard libraries for the Cred Forums essentials and whatever a YouTube blogger gives an 8/10 and think they're suddenly patrician for listening to a slightly different selection of albums.

Good taste in music =/= your taste in music

>coming from a board where half the threads are for spoonfeeding

lmao

>chan

lexi belle was my favorite pornstar when i was eleven/twelve and now she's fat why do dreams have to die

this board sucks. the point still stands
all of this is mens fault

normie detected, Cred Forums is the most safe, boring, bluepilled board on Cred Forums

get your ass back down to >>>/reddit/

youtu.be/r1ZsTUP31SY

you're right

You say that like these faggots are responsible for the way girls were raised
We're all victims of circumstance depending on how deep we want to dig, but that does not absolve personal responsibility.
Not that it really fucking matters whether Christie likes 21 Pilots or REM

What's the name of the girl on the left?

T H I C C

terry gene bollea

>tfw qt patrician music writer gf

y'all just have to look harder

Carly Rae Jepsen

What's she listen to?

kek I fucking wish.

this
>someone posts webm with black person
>50 post debate about race and iq
its fucking porn m8 get over yourself

maybe people shouldn't be posting webms with black people

pls

anne mangum

I like the slightly thicker look. :)

wrong

found it for ya m8
pornohub.su/hotandmean-brazzers-jenna-sativa-lexi-belle-wet-panties-scissoring-20-01-2016/

thanks brother

no problem, i wanted to see it too

That's not even thicc, that's plain old fat.

i know you are but what am i

A swell person, user. I appreciate you.

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Find a girl who isnt into music and slowly open her mind to your tastes. If she wants your affection she'll at least pretend to like it. Gotta work smarter not harder user.

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Excuse me?

The beautiful ones were never lonely enough to ever have to turn to the more esoteric tastes and pursuits. They always had friends and happiness. They didn't need to.

The ones who are cast aside, the uggos and such, are the ones who have to seek comfort elsewhere, outside the standard method of just hanging out with others, such as higher appreciation and understanding of music.

tru

See instead of Outback Steakhouse, the owner of the snake called it Outback Snakehouse. Cuz a snake lives there and "snake" and "steak" rhyme.

Snakes don't eat steak though?

best gentle giant

is that one of those sites where people post pirated porn that disappear in like two weeks?

>TFW my gril has patrician taste in music. fuck I made it

I mean if you cut up a piece of steak im sure some snakes would eat it cuz they're carnivores.

youtube.com/watch?v=ih7rYiVeZO0

I don't think that's true.

seriously fucking tell me, I don't wanna look at shit taste lexi belle I wanna look at the one that's actually cute

user did you even watch the video? That python eats the fuck out of that rat-faced steak.

Based

I'm not so sure.

I always feel like a sperg when talking 'bout music
Have a library of 155 albums and always end up naming the same 5 bands.
Don't thiink it's a good idea tho', I've became friend with a guy that's fan of death grips and seems like an entry level bullshit, and he has a steven universe wallpaper.
Egh...

It looked more like a rat to me.

That's what I'm saying. Snakes? Steaks? Not a chance.

non meme answer: jenna sativa
its on empornium

thanks daddio

>downloading this
>7.4% complete

what would your mother think

she got fat, not thicc

also
who is the girl on the left?

decent fap. cheers m8

not him but in my case i reckon her disgust would be outweighed by the relief that i'm not gay

I'm not gay either.

There is absolutely no reason to get a girlfriend.

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i'm studying to be a gynecologist

what if I'm an antisocial fuck with assburgers?

>There is absolutely no reason to get a girlfriend.

but you collect pictures of random tumblrgirls from the internet and assign them names and backstories

jokes on you I'm blasian

You don't need a girlfriend for that.

Then you've even less reason to want a girlfriend.

This so fucking much

>unty
the holy fucking shit dude guy?

Embrace your bi side, for Christ's sake.

Yes, but the reality is that the overwhelming majority of women will never achieve the ideals I project. They will be flawed, but not with sort that renders a person empathetic and endearingly human. In fact, it's quite the opposite.

the only girl that likes me and i really like back just listens to shitty tumblr indie rock and it's some of the worst shit i've ever heard and everytime she tries to show me her music i get angry because it's so immensely unoriginal and boring and angsty i want to die

huh, i see you've given this a lot of thought
well alright then, enjoy yourself

I feel you've something else to say. Say it. Don't patronize me. Don't be a passive bitch.

to fuck

You are one seriously deranged person.Get help, really.

are you fucking 16? you don't need to find girls with similar tastes in music. Anyone who seriously takes musical tastes into consideration when picking partners or friends needs to get the fuck out of the basement.

Embarassing.

Girlfriends are a ton of fun unless you're retarded

actually some of us are hot girls but we're lesbians and fuck other hot grills w/ patrician tastes. Cool dudes are bros and nothin more :P

tfw unty posts

Ah, yes.

The most depraved of the human instinct.

The devil himself laughing in your face.

Fuck your hand if you must. It's cheaper, and safer.

You're not the first to tell me this and you won't be the last.

You've accomplished nothing with this post. I want you to know that.

I agree for the most part but is it really so bad to want a partner with similar interests to yourself, especially ones you're passionate about? All of my best relationships have been with people who had similar taste to me, and the ones that failed the quickest are people I had nothing in common with

Here (You) go buddy.

I sense that I've confused you.

Which part of that post do you not understand? I'll try my best to illustrate in simpler terms.

Relationships with little in common are some of the funnest if you're both open minded about trying new things. I'm not saying 0 common interests, but 1 or 2 are all you need.

do you ever even post about music?

Honestly do you want a girl who listens to BoC? She probably isn't even going to be of sound mind.

It's really bad when you don't like a woman because of her taste in music. My gf doesn't have my kind of taste. She likes pretty bland indie pop like Empire of the Sun. It's just not one of her hobbies. I can "out-music" her in that I probably listen to more stuff in a week than she does in a year but she can destroy me in literature but even that is just one little impressive thing about her. I like her because we have a similar perspective on life and she's sexy as fuck.

βeta unty is a cunty

Pretty much all of my posts this week have been music oriented.

I agree but you're implying it's easy to find a girl with sincere interests that aren't completely blase and generic, interests that you haven't explored yourselves.

Another (You) coming right up!

You are an idiot.

I'm saying that unless women develop find some sort of intellectual stimulus I will respond to their existence with indifference and I will not fuck them.

That is not beta behavior. That's demanding behavior. I'm punishing them.

women aren't much for critical thinking.

they tend to go with what their friends say, and the most influential woman in that group has the most sway. the ideal woman is one who is highly diplomatic, so she doesn't feel marginalized. if your woman feels highly marginalized, she might feel the need to act out due to insecurity, play head games, etc. some dudes are into that.

so, they listen to what their friends like. hopefully, it's good music, but it's usually trash nignog music because the queen bee is always the fat black woman who don't need no man.

>I agree but you're implying it's easy to find a girl with sincere interests that aren't completely blase and generic, interests that you haven't explored yourselves.
I am implying that. Where are you looking? The internet?

unty we get it, a girl in your 8th grade class said no to your date. Just calm down buddy. Here, have a song for this feel: youtube.com/watch?v=pWStaRmuXzY

>unless women develop find
>develop find

What the hell does develop find mean? lmao dumbass

I am restricted to a university campus right now but on a typical week involves a music gig and a trip to the bookstore, so perhaps I'd 'look' there.

I don't understand why you're denying this.

It was a typo. Omit find.

Scissor me timbers!

I wish I could kick unty out of my race

Oh, alright. Maybe you would relate more to this song instead youtube.com/watch?v=TustjhRnq7k

>I will respond to their existence with indifference and I will not fuck them
>I'm punishing them

I know that this is the wrong board for this but man did Lexi get fat! Still would bang though.

Unty have you ever considered looking for girls at church?
I joined my university's Korean church and met a really nice girl there with decent and open taste, we've been dating for 4 months. I think you could find happiness this way too man.

A I R B R U SH
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spam

But you can't.

You can, however, tell me why I'm wrong and steer me from my present feelings. That way you don't hate me and my thoughts anymore.

Go on. Just tell me why I'm wrong.

>it's an Unty thread
never change friend

>When it comes to what you and your gf listen to, the only thing that matters is each other.
tfw you unironically reached to me with that phrase. T-thanks user. Having a rought time

I am stealing this

Here Unty, i think you'll really appreciate this song: youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4

it's funny how nobody is proving you wrong. Huh.

Maybe it's because some of us aren't autistic spergs like cunty.

That sounds quite deceptive and insincere.

>it's an "user(s) all claim unty is wrong but never present an actual argument against what he's saying" thread.
Never change, idiot.

Consult this:

HOLY

He already did

Why would that absolve you?

Why would that inhibit my capacity for being persuaded?

I'm not trying to persuade anybody. I'm trying to fuck with an autist. You are making yourself look like a jackass. All i'm doing is provoking you.
Now here, have another song you can relate to :)
youtube.com/watch?v=xRwJMiMfWLg

kek normies look so dumb when they pretend that they're above having a discussion because
>u said something bad about women u must be autistic virgin
Cred Forums is the most reddit board on Cred Forums

Oh. I see your position. You're saying it's autistic to have any sort of dialogue to excuse or obscure your inability to defeat me.

Nah. I'm just saying you're autistic because you're being autistic.
It's clear i'm not getting to you. Maybe this song will be better
youtube.com/watch?v=RQmlfuI2xuU

>Nah
>just saying you're autistic because you're being autistic
Then what did you mean by this: ?

What i mean is that i'm not having a serious argument with you.
Another song, my friend!
youtube.com/watch?v=1-g8FlYRflA

Exactly, and you think that's appropriate because I'm autistic, which is what I indicated here: .

what if the girl is cute and listens to good music but has a

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The fact that you're taking this so seriously is starting to make me concerned for your well being. Maybe this song will help you
youtube.com/watch?v=Up3hmLCr830

Why is it wrong for me to take this discussion seriously but perfectly fine that you've taken to responding to each of my posts with a Swans song tailored to whatever afflictions you assume I have, none of which I have opened?

Church guy, why do you feel that way? Even if you're not particularly religious you don't have to 100% subscribe to go. What do you have to lose?

Hang in there. Shit gets worse before it gets any better. But it does get better.

What made me grow up a bit was finding out who the person I was with cared about how I felt about myself.

Shit does get better. That's a guarantee.

Because it's a joke. I'm insulting you. Are you really this daft dude?
youtube.com/watch?v=ocrTr56uhyw

holy fucking shit dude

I'm not interested in the church. Going to a sermon of some sort when I'm only interested in the girls just feels dishonest.

How is it a joke? Because you're laughing?
How is it an insult? Because it suits your perception?

If so, why is it OK for you to spend so much time on an exercise that ultimately only rewards you, bu not OK for me to spend so much time on an exercise that ultimately only rewards me?

>But it does get better
Why are you lying?

It's a joke because you're the punchline
It's an insult because you're supposed to relate to the songs (failure, blind, just a little boy, ect.)
since you still aren't feeling any better, have another song!
youtube.com/watch?v=g7Gg-DqFIkM

I'm not laughing, and I doubt many, if any, others are too.

I'm not insulted, not because I didn't understand the intent, but because I considered it so simple and uninventive. You've said nothing novel to me. Each of your accusations and insults I've heard numerous times before, to the extent that they're simply repelled from my conscious rendering.

So, again, your humor and insults are ultimately self-serving, so why is it OK that you've wasted so much time on them, but not OK that I've wasted so much time in a self-serving discussion with you?

Holy fucking shit dude. Calm down. Just listen to some music and mellow out.
youtube.com/watch?v=pCFKkOcaQIQ

Might as well just browse reddit while you're at it

This conversation is no longer fulfilling.

Goodbye.

Aw man, come back! I was starting to have fun :(
At least have a song on your way out.
youtube.com/watch?v=Irf2fY41lTA

>thicc
No hun, stomach fat isn't thick that's some lowtest trash.

I actually browse the front page daily. you see some interesting things there.

their music subbreddit isn't even that bad if you wade through the 20 Nirvana and Queen songs that are posted daily

Lel

But i like filming myself

I don't know, I justify it by having an interest in how religions work as philosophies I guess. In every church/temple/mosque I've been to I'm pretty forward about being there primarily to learn and everyone's okay with it and sometimes even approach me.

Do you have any philosophical interests unty?

All women who have good taste in music are emotionally unstable.

so are most guys with good taste in music, majority of Cred Forums included

tru

Dude holy shit calm down

You should be looking for a girl that doesn't judge you based on your taste in music. If you're looking for a girl with the same taste in music, you'll be alone for a long time.

Maybe if you stopped being a shitposter who cares about his image on Cred Forums you'd be doing better.

Thanks dad :')

That was obviously CG

That's fair. I agree the various mythos surrounding religion can be interesting to explore. I'm more a fan of pagan mythology, though. That said, I don't think your approach would help me. I have an indifferent, muted sense of expression that few find endearing and welcoming.

I've philosophical interests but have a difficult time consistently reading into the field. Beyond music and fiction reading, I'm learning Japanese, Clarinet, and how to develop games. I'm also a full-time student and routinely participate in charities and volunteer events in my region.

I don't understand. During that discourse I was perfectly calm.

I don't understand. There's nothing contrived about my 'image,' and if you think Cred Forums activities represent my prime investment, you should read the first response in this post.

I was with a girl who was more patrician than me It's not what it's cracked up to be.

Alright

Unty i thought you left
What the hell
this is literally so autistic

you're the only trip I like, unty.

this

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I haven't any idea why you'd like me, but ok.

Just, take it easy on yourself more.

enjoy your stoner trash tumblrina who will fuck a hip half black dude with a bigger dick behind your back

someone post the swans girl

sounds to me that you just started this thread to a) try to start a women-hate circlejerk and b) post pictures of Lexi Belle. Two modest goals, and yet you've failed one and are the only one taking part in the other.

Meaning I should lower expectations of myself?

Unty when do you plan on killing yourself?

>Tfw in perfect relationship but she has shit taste in music
Atleast we can agree on the fundamentals like classic rock, but otherwise edgy alternative ahoy

you both agree that classic rock is bad, she's a catch dude

When I've run out of excuses.

hell yeah

I guess all the great female musicians of history are just torturing themselves huh?

Well then what's your excuse?

gay

Rekt

Ruining my academic prospects after I said I was going to bring a gun to my high school, and then being too depressed to improve my circumstance until it was too late.

I'm trying now, though, so if it becomes apparent that I'm just inept and stupid I won't be able to excuse my circumstance as a consequence of bad luck and impulse.

yikes

Just do it.
Please.

No, just take it easy on yourself more. Don't get caught up on semantics that aren't there. It's just simple

I honestly don't understand what you mean by semantics that aren't there.

unty what do u look like you must be really ugly if u hate women this much

maybe ur mom never loved u

im studying psychology so im genuinely interested

oh okay

i didn't mean to be mean

i was just joking and didnt expect a serious response

anywho have a nice day

terrific

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i kinda like it tho... :3

Fucking saved
Top kek

/thread

A bit subtle for this crowd, but I'll give it a kek anyway.

I too remember this from /gif/

Concur. With my GF in college, if we had an "our song", it was music from the Stravinsky stage work "The soldier's tale". Not a romantic piece at all, but it meant something to us.

finally someone who isnt batshit crazy

Can you help me understand what he means by that post?

This actually pretty interesting. I wonder if women like easy melodic sounds more than men? brb a few months

i like good music and while i may not be model status im certainly not ugly

its because i grew up around brothers so i was pretty influenced by them.

My gf is fairly patrician. She likes mbv, duster, serph, Jinsang, Nujabes, a lot of 80s shit like duran duran, the cure, she also likes Low a lot, and a bunch of other random shit like eddie brickell, dessau, james ferraro
I'm pretty sure what he's trying to get at is that it doesn't matter if you or your girlfriend have "patrician" taste. If you guys like (or in some cases love) each other thats all that really matters. I'm not trying to sound hypocritical at all by the above text, im glad she listens to those groups, but if she was just obsessed with At the Gates or Backstreet Boys id still love her, her music taste isnt whats important to me

Thank you.