/Grimes/

I didn't know Claire was so lewd.

This is just further proof of the penis-envy theory. Men don't talk about 'if they had a vagina' nearly as much as women talk about what if they had a penis.

just think about how that hasn't crossed her mind.

all of her boyfriends have been hung.

this is why im afraid to tell people i like grimes

because this is the image people have of her fanbase.

>Her Russian fanbase...

I am not sure if I should die laughing from this post and this reply

Anyone else think Grimes is problematic?

post >yfw james was right about men all along

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if Cred Forumstants really hated grimes, here's your chance to shine and hit these threads where it hurts the most.

spam this image to her. spam it until she has no choice but to respond. tell her it's courtesy of Cred Forums.

if you make her publicly damn these threads you'll do more damage than you ever would by reporting it.

What do you mean?

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that is James

no i think it's kst

no i think it is
kys

>tell her it's courtesy of Cred Forums.
2ch.
hk/fag/res/
2752242.html

i know, but she doesn't have to know where it came from.

i was just telling the haters how they can get rid of these threads. but they wont.

A.) They are huuuuge pussies
B.) They secretly like these threads because they loooove claire in an objectifying and disrespectful way... but they still love her.

>how they can get rid of these threads
They can't. Grimes threads are eternal.

if grimes called out these threads on twitter it would seriously put a damper on them.

if she actually posted a huge diss in the actual thread the collective devastation would be fucking apocalyptic.

also i wanted to post in that ebin fag thread but apparently my ip was banned for being a [w] proxy.

stupid russian imageboard.

Yeah... don't see how crazy Russians psoting literal dick-in-a-bun picks on other parts of the Internet has anything to do with people being able to have music-related discussions about Grimes on /mu.

Seems that they're learning - slowly but surely.

Sure, they are. It's in the rules.

because if the haters spammed that pic to her and made it out to seem like it came from here, if they did it enough she absolutely would probably have some choice words to say about /grimes/.

i don't know about you guys, but if she mentioned this place in a negative light i'd probably immediately stop posting. the only upside to that is that it would put to rest the "grimes/james/person close to grimes lurks here" rumor, as if any of it were true she'd probably make a passing mention to it while razing this place.

She wouldn't stop laughing at this.

>also i wanted to post in that ebin fag thread but apparently my ip was banned for being a [w] proxy.
you can post here, we will transfer your post

Is this now a dubs thread?

>this is some actually.claire level shit
thank you kind russo-user.

/grimes/ is always blessed with plenty of gets. why, even your post was blessed, my sweet flower user.

>Saint
>losing her virginity in a gangbang

inb4: it was just a phase we should deny happened.

they talk about having tits though, or being a woman in general

>if they did it enough she absolutely would probably have some choice words to say about /grimes/.
Except that if she/her people actually got riled up enough to check out these threads they would come across things like this conversation (the true purpose of which - by the way - is to expose your current subtle trolling attempt for what it is) and consequently wisen up to the situation.

>if I had a penis I would put it in a hotdog bun

What would she do if she had tits?

i've officially had 2 dreams where grimes is my girlfriend, and one where she's my older sister's friend who picks on me

this.

Cred Forums's fetishization of being a woman is a lot worse tbqh. some even go so far as to actually delude themselves into thinking they are transexual.

grimes just made a single meme tweet.

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perverted numale hipster

More resentment than envy.

Was that tweet about making an ambient album real or fake?

james is not for sexual.

>James was right

I wish I had the facts of this

Actually.claire has been so sad recently :( I think she needs a care package herself

There are no facts.

im afraid to look

outstanding post Dmitriov! know that grimes wants nothing more to be that bun...

You have now unlocked the privilege to slap her on the ass when you next see her!

Ughh

everything is subjective, especially the amount of sex a woman has had, what's more it that uis not important.

I like her

thezog.info/list-summaries/

i looked and its worse than i was anticipating

I already sent her the message i want to send to grimes, i hope she gets to give it to them in person she deserves it :/

It'd be pretty fucking weird

She wants to spread her buns in appreciation for his dedication to grimesfagging.

Which /grimes/ is better? Ours or theirs?

tbqh im not sure if i should feel pity or a sincere hope she isn't a ricardo

>mfw we're winning

Will we convert all of Cred Forums one day?

this thread isn't the one that stuck their dick in a hotdog bun and posted it on the internet.

i'll let you decide for yourself on that one, bud.

Damn...now that you mention it, she is one mood swing away from pulling a ricardo, mfw i could be an accomplice to murder

Please don't guys. Its an unspoken rule of Cred Forums to be nice to her.

What a disappointing dick.

What do you mean?

alright guys, it's time for official /grimes/ autismo ratings.

who do you think is the most autistic?

1.) AnimeJames?
2.) Hotdog user?
3.) Actually.Claire?

the ruskie trashies have gone too far

i hope our grimey is sleeping well tonight

Actually.claire is sweet dont go bother her, plus she posts all the rare grimez, dunno the other two tho

I want to do nice things to her body in the starfish position.

>yfw you realize grimes will never do another show in russia because of shit like this
tough luck my russian friendos

Grimes loves Russian culture though. I wouldn't be surprised if she moved here some day.

Anyways, I hope she releases a follow up to Art Angels called Art Angels II

does she have a pillow just for humping while james' leg isn't around?

what about all the rare jamez?

if i wanted rare grimez i could just go to /fag/. jamez is the real catch here. i plot daily with how to steal him from her clutches...

instagram.com/p/BJteRBXhMPZ/

who the fuck is r.a.b.b.i.i.fan1 and what is his connection to animejames

jamez could easily get away with a few mistresses if grimez keeps up with her current escort look.

best of luck to you, aim for the odd days of the months when he isn't allowed to release.

GRAIRE CLIMES???

claire.

grimes.

GARUGAMESH

Will she have a star one day?

if her sex tapes ever get released.

she deserves one

Jay-Z would never do that.

He knows Grimes won't hesitate to do to him what she did to James.

If grimes actually kept up with celeb gossip she would know Jay-Z has hidden cams in his limos and not to do it there. Now she is in a position where he can blackmail her into doing even more lewd stuff.

the fuckkkk
it's /grimes/ mission to stop these people, we have so little info

is that claire?

we're like danger 5, but instead of nazis we're fighting ricardos. hitler is animejames.

who here /neckfu/?

Top lel. Saved.

Who made this?

I just wish there were hotter pics of her so I could fap. That's ALL I come to these threads for.

sum1 post grimz bulge plz

Is Grimes evil?

describe the post quickly I didn't see it

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That's part of the allure. More than anything she wants you to act manly, to imagine yourself ripping her clothes off and repositioning her legs forcefully.

Some Russian guy put his cock in a hot dog bun and wrote "LOVE YOU CLAIRE" with his cum or something like that. He did it because she'd said on Twitter that if she'd had a cock, she would have done the same thing.

what would you do if you had your own Grimes robot replica?

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Greims

It is most respectful to objectify and be objectified, you roasties are sexist prude queens who think men can't multi-task.

Kek

>with his cum or something like that
That was a mayonnaise.
He also drew the same tatoos on his hand.

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worrysome but whatever

fuckin' grimesfag, i hip you'll all rot in your containment thread

You must be mad, fag

thanks for the bump

What is that? More details please.

>he says as he scrolls past 24 waifu threads obsessing over their womanly parts.

>search "James Grimes" hoping to find hundreds of pictures of the handsome man
>instead get hundreds of pictures of this guy

I haven't listened grimes for 10 days already.

pls r8 my mind fortitude

Why do you want pictures of James?

Why would you do that?

Did you survive without her music for 10 days?!

Why wouldnt you?

I think Claire and Hana are lowkey influencing me to buy an Adidas hoodie

I can't afford it but I like the look of it and would otherwise
tried one on today shit's so comfy

He's fat and looks like a dug addict, he's also balding.

That Adidas hoodie looks good on Claire tbch.

jealous

he is a little chubby but its cute. and who isn't a little balding in twentysixteen

What's on her mind, Cred Forums ?

maybe the whole thing was just an addidas ad gone rogue

thats how she comes up with music. she stares into the void until "they" bring it to her

Not really t b h

She's thinking about a great melody. Something like Realiti 2.

he's cream of the crop

Actually I strongly associate her music with her character, so I thought about grimes why less than I used to.

they both seem to ofter wear adidas

I mean shit look at this random pic

slavs

I would be considered a slav too by dumb people, it's k

the longer break means the bigger pleasure it will bring when you start listening to her again

all this talk about 2ch has made me consider learning russian like senpai

what are some good resources

That's true. Take a break and you'll come back hungry for more.

Fwiw male-pattern baldness is an indicator of high testosterone levels...

people also say that it is a sign of sexual exhaustion

What do you mean you would be considered a Slav?

the country is close to Russia but isn't slavic

guys, grimes, lmao

yes, Grimes!

(lmao)

how can one woman be so cute?

is she even of this earth? i'm inclined to think no.

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she's an angel sent from above to love us all

(not true, by the way)

[ cuteness overload ]

have another pic of this before i burn it so no one can find it

Sorry, That Poppy is the new queen of Cred Forums.

What is this?

> it's a Poppy pretends she's more than a failed meme episode

shes not even Canadian

She will be the queen of Cred Forums when her music & personality will be properly amazing. Until then, she's a nobody.

fuk u poopy poster

You can't just walk into Cred Forums and become its queen.
What did she do for this?

Grimes thread PSA:

Report this shitty trolling thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=NQJ22gPt1QE

meh.

omg i loove her so much

same here
not sure how she does it but it works and i'm her slave

>Calvin Harris is probably the most similar to me in terms of functionality. He's a great producer, he's a songwriter, but he doesn't necessarily sing all his songs. He does sing — he's decent at it — but it's not like his main thing. — Grimes

Grimes
More like "Goddess". Amirite?

These fucking threads are so god damn weird.
90% of the posts are "grimes is CUTE!" and waifuposting instead of actual discussion of her music. I enjoy her music quite a bit, and even think she is attractive, but holy fuck the content of these threads is extreeeeeeemely stalker-esque. Posts like would make me cringe to the nth degree if someone was saying that about me.

Like, really guys.

Anyway post your favorite Grimes song youtube.com/watch?v=hy3FPRaeW3Y

Yum

we ran through most things we can talk about over the summer. we're waiting on those new videos.

aaaaany day now.

How do you know I wasn't being sarcastic?
I was just having fun making a comment complimenting Grimes, like a lot of the posters on here seem to do.

bump

Grimes x Calvin collab when?

You take yourself too seriously. This is supposed to be a comfy thread, easy talking. If you want serious music discussion, INITIATE IT AND KEEP CONTRIBUTING TO IT. The power of the example. By whining you will not solve anything.

my favorite is genesis

Be a Body

Amen to that. Stay comfy, my friend :-)

Grimes looks like: "wew I just browsed a /Grimes/ thread on Cred Forums....they love the shit out of me."

He's okay, feel like AA could have been a little more fleshed out but I thought his melodies were pretty passionate and memorable

is that the comfiest grimes pic?

I doubt that an artist on Cred Forums is more loved than Grimes by her fans.

What is she drinking?

I hope this is exactly what will come to her mind when she actually finds these threads.
We should be prepared and keep our threads clean.

That's really sweet desu. :3

I'm hoping that most people posting on /grimes/ actually love her music.

there's lots of comfy pics out there.

bump

Have you ever tried to get your friends into Grimes? What were the results?

what friends?

Okay, then have you ever listens to Grimes with other people around? Once I took an Uber cab and I was playing Grimes the whole time and the driver asked who it was because he liked it.

Grimes!

This.

My only friend, this is the end.

I agree!

Yes; afaik everyone whom I have tipped off about her musical existence has gone on to becoming a fan. Granted, I don't go around recommending her - or any other musical artists/groups that I like for that matter - to absolutely everyone I know. Mostly just the smart ones with a good natural sense for great art (because her stuff can be pretty caustic to people if they don't get the nuances of what she's doing.)

>a general just to circle jerk on a cute musician
embarrassing, and very potentially detrimental.

If it wasn't for this general I likely never would have discovered Grimes (saw the cover art of Halfaxa in some other thread), nor would I have known pure instrumentals existed of Visions and Art Angels.

Yes, there are potential negative outcomes. Things are always dualistic. You need to decide if it nets out to a positive both for yourself, and for the greater whole.

Go back to whatever shithole you crawled from whore, /grimes/ is a Cred Forums institution and it's here to stay.

he's the brains of the grimes operation, too bad he had to sleep with a goblin just to survive in the industry.

bigger hoodie == more covert public blowjobs.

>he's the brains of the grimes operation
His twitter implies otherwise.

imagining the slight bend of the 1000th penis she is going to please.

>goblin

goblin.

fuck grimes

james is the real prize.

we /default genders/ now. what are your thoughts on magical pessimism?

I want to rub his clit and make him cook for me.

why did you change the filename

i mean that's basically what grimes does. he'd get used to you very quickly. he needs a strong personality to take control. a captain to sail with as first mate.

>goblin

grimes should also clip him around the ears if he starts to have any ideas of his own. Stay in the kitchen you faggot james!

What is she holding in her mouth?

a makeup pen. she used it to draw that scar on her neck.

I got bored with it. Although I'll probably change it to something else a bit more descriptive next time.

That looks like a post-coital glow to me, somewhere between satisfied and exhausted.

The only good thing that Grimes's eunuch slave ever did was with Elite Gymnastics. He's a tard for trash talking Ruin.

>Grimes's eunuch slave
I love how this keeps evolving.

James is now one of Grimes' many eunuchs tending to her reverse harem.

how do i join the halal harem?

Submit an application. Provide 3 high quality references.

Only water nymphs and undines need apply.

what if I'm a lord of hell

If you really are a Lord of Hell, you have no reason to become a slave to a Faery Queen. It would be beneath your stature to do so.

Ballsack.

>tfw /grimes/ is on page 7 and hasn't reached bump limit

Running through the dark woods, falling, couldn't see straight. I was only looking for a human to reciprocate.

I can relate to those lyrics.

Grimes.

A couple of them. Realiti was the magic starting song. I don't think they got into her more weird songs, but they became big fans of her poppier songs.

It strikes me as weird to be -able- to experience anything as truly weird.

That part of me is just gone.

Weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. You just became desensitized.

Grimes should change her name to Grease. Absolute greasy uni-brow talentless autist.

you were playing music on your phone speakers in public? are you literally in middle school?

Unfunny meme. Stop it.

Grimes should change her name to Grease. Absolute greasy uni-brow talentless autist.

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Grimes should change her name to Grease. Absolute greasy uni-brow talentless autist.

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user, if you wanna bump the thread, at least have the courtesy to not do it in a non-obnoxious way.

Are you a dumb fuck or something? They offer to play your music through the car's Bluetooth or connect it to their radio.

fuck you

ow, the edge

the grease

Lol - and I accidentally double-negated myself btw.

Anyway, in other Grimes-related music news:
hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/suicide-squad-soundtrack-goes-gold-932015

fantano btfo

Claire is gonna be rich!!!