/bleep/

fucking dont. spotify is shit.

there are no good official playlists
you could follow mine or someone from /bleep/'s.

lads i just want her back
:

do homo sex

nty, fammo. technically we're just on a break (arguing too much) and we said we'd just try not seeing each other for a 2 weeks then see how we feel after (her suggestion obviously lol). but i miss her already. love is hard

a break is just the slow version of breaking up. it never works.

godspeed lad

youtube.com/watch?v=pF-hnpeBpaw

yeah, that's what i'm thinking. oh well

what's the baitest tune of all time

please elaborate

just what's the baitest tune really

my votes: rhythm n gash, night, midnight request line, anti war dub, out of space, incredible

youtube.com/watch?v=gq9fGwJ_HQE

of course

was gonna say rhythm n gash. it's a serious stop-dancing-and-roll-eyes tune

actually i retract out of space its a fucking tune

So is anti war dub

i'll get busy with the biscuit, leave 1 or 2 heads dizzy with the biscuit, get excited and hype with the biscuit, put a couple guys in the sky with the biscuit

***3rd send for eriposter step up if u think ur bad****

but when u've heard it played out like 20+ times it does get a bit bait

true... depends how its spun

yea but it doesn't matter, because it's still great and you're still happy to hear it

youtube.com/watch?v=iA3krzL-rsQ
so this is what glorious british clubs are like?
I'll stick to my techno autism

actually no, to be honest, like if mala or someone drops it that's cool, it's fine, but if some next dj plays it it just seems desperate

gassy

How are you guys able to withstand this amazing offer?

>$5000 USD

>50 digital copies of the game and merchant assets

dont rate kahn & neek that much but...
youtube.com/watch?v=8UUld1uvLeI

no, the music is about the music, not the people playing it

it's something people often forget
granted, some people might know better how to handle something like that than others, but again, that's part of the music, not their name.

A name should only give you an idea of what you're in for, not decide your opinion.

Kahn was peaked while he was putting out tunes on punchdrunk.

His take on purple was great.
youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ff4TYLPT0

youtube.com/watch?v=7-VXL156QDo

mate if mala himself mixed anti war dub into any of these it would be even more questionable than if andy from flat 4 in the leeds uni halls did

not sure what ur daft musical humanist philosophy is but context is everything

are u barmy
grime junky
rhyming monkey
a'int got bars but he shines on funky
u cry monthly
look alive cook up hype
cooking fights with mcs that took his life
took his wife
took his knife from him and bored him
he don't mind getting stabbed up it's normal
on his grind but he's still not important
nah u never made grime it was imported
ur mum knows u should have been aborted

disturbing lack of critical thinking skills desu

context is everything, always & forever

well, yeah.
But Mala wouldn't do such a thing, because you have an idea of what Mala does.

And don't pretend that his sets aren't ridiculously bait.

R U B B I S H
>implying chinstroking and nodding your head in the dark for 5 hours to unce unce is better than this
come on now
heard this one last weekend, was pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=o669Zsh-cSQ

You can't even dance to this shit, because some cunt pulls the record up every five seconds

>can't wrap his head around wheels
pard detected

you tube dot com slash tim westwood tee vee

it's not like that actually happens all the time unless it's a brand new banger getting dropped

he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
he's off his barnet
he's off his fucking barnet
woiiiiiiii

u can have exciting and interesting grime/dubstep sets

when i first heard 'top a top' in a club i fkin loved it, second time less so, and now that the tune has been about for nearly a year and i've heard it probably ~15 times i don't want to hear it any more from a dj, even if it is a "good tune". if i hear a dj play it now it just sounds desperate

but then, when i first heard the kahn and neek remix i enjoyed it again because it was new and interesting and not what i expected, and i'm sure, the more i hear it, the more boring it will get

Ich bin Deutscher, du Spastiker.
And we don't do this sort of thing around here, because it's awful, even at Soundsystem dances and breaks nights people tend to be quite restrained with that sorta thing.

Brits aren't real people, senpai

>implying chinstroking and nodding your head in the dark for 5 hours to unce unce is better than this
you will be with us in a few years when your metabolism slows down pal. theres a reason nobody at your things is past their early twenties

I know that.

you'll get your headtop filled with lead
get burnt for your dough that's toast for your bread
better just jam before you get spread

it's greaze

try set me up on field i got knowledge
four or five flows is asian thats longage
over your head like strawberry porridge
roll with a dog all day like wallace
got fire in my camp and i spray that like knowledge
licked a couple times so i know what a slog is
come to set on my ones and ill hog it
anyone hands me an mc and ill drop him

hehe 2bh i'm 27
techno and house is alright but it's never as fun as dubstep/grime/jungle or system nights unless your on copious amounts of drugs.
I just like to have a zoot and a couple drinks and throw some gunfingers lol

>when the headliners playing and you notice you still have a bit of energy left due to careful movement rationing earlier in the night so you give yourself permission to move your arm slightly more

best feeling in the world

I think i'm becoming a junglist
house and techno just doesn't cut it anymore

innit supposed to be the other way around

like u burn out on jungle as a younger and then become a chinstroking berghain lurker

happening to me as well :-s
how do u stop it
youtube.com/watch?v=Gd8VrUZiWpw

i really rate deal or no deal

tfw i'm going the same way and just found ninjaaqua's mediafire in the archive... gonna be busy for a while

youtube.com/watch?v=C8C-84W9Acg
youtube.com/watch?v=4s3ChFPJi6w

gotta say lads i am enjoying this immensely good work

who u backing?

Went to a floating points DJ set last night lads

It was pretty shit

nobody desu i dont even know whos who

it's just good banter

i think i'll back the "over your head like strawberry porridge" fella because that was an especially large bant

such a shit dj
got a couple nice tunes
but wank dj. just fresher "vibey" batty boys that rate him

nerd that secretly wishes he was playing at ronnie scotts desu

i am working on the game

thank you for the support

back in my day if a boff like floating points tried to step behind the decks we'd bash him before he got a chance. dont care who you are mate, no nerds allowed. the scenes gone soft

lls

true someone needs to stop all these friggin nerds from steppin up they all suck mad dick lls

loooool so true self-titled true kvlt avthentic mans only innit

H E A T E R S
fuck me

wow
is that all u got pussy
i tell u what yeah
u are going to hate me
cos i'm a much better mc than u blud
that's that
suck urself

i'm better with flows
im better at shows
the enemy knows
it's straight headtop
dead in his clothes
boom ur head is a hole
why u breddin me for
when u know ur dead already but ur beggin a war
once again imma show u u a'int ready for sure
but i bet u can't say again no more
cos ur vocab's weak
u bocat freak
don't hate me cos ur a coke addict
the joke of the street
broke cos what u smoke a'int cheap
now u've got ur whole flat on crack
and ur baby mother's giving a little of the smack
u've gotta be high to try me on track
somebody tell coki give him his name back
before i aim at a name brand eight track
been spitting every mc in the game from way back
how many flows have u ate off a tape pack
ur bait let me set u straight
u and ur gay pack
ur the amy winehouse of grime
ur swine
swine why phone up 999
and say "emergency, eri's spitting rhymes"
then get shiffed outside a nursery lunchtime blagga
that's a punchline that's something u can't find faggot
ur swag even with my style u lying maggot
ur the pagan, ur fagin
ur oliver twist
the kids follower
and kids honour ya
listen imma demolish ya
run in ur mums block and piss up in ur corridor
dam more bars down the pan
from peter pan fooling the kids to neverland
give me a reason why i should make ur life live
i remember when u tried to touch ice kid
u was even sending for me when i was on a bid
i've been out three years ur just mad taking digs
if u weren't swaggin it u couldn't been giggs
if u weren't a faggot u could have been big

wew sorry meant to as well

>roll with a dog all day like wallace
im cryingt

any dead man in

Here

Feeling very fragile rn

someone call british gas

i have a fear of skeletons can you delete this

looool don't worry aurora it's going to be alright

thanks mate u just reminded me of the time years back when i robbed my dads old ipod classic and there was a folder called 'funny' with bare different gifs of skeletons having sex and falling apart that looked like this

I'm so sorry

is lls the new bleep lad lingo?

Lush pads>dub influenced basslines>samples = drum programming>>>>>>>>>>>>>nerd blip blop sounds>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>amen break variations

youtube.com/watch?v=a3nLoh1Fr4Y

just remembered that /bleep/ lads festival video lls

is this true

Weird I've never cared for carl cox desu

Did like him in human traffic tho desu

why am i just hearin this one now it's a PROPER little belter

youtube.com/watch?v=j2kC5CoEVvk

hol tite the /bleep/ animu gyaldem t b h
big tings

carl cox is a good DJ

I know you're in here
Stop stealing me tastes lass

fucking wew lad this was legit good shit family

damn man's so sweaty it's unbelievable

I would like to polish his head sometime

that feel when u can't get out the office for ur lunch time bac top up
literally can't even work or think
i'm trying to read an email and i can't understand it
fuckin ache all over too

Are there any /bleep/ related AMV?

this is very touching
youtube.com/watch?v=whrFEybf0gA

ummmm

this

you so light on the čunes today /bleep/

youtube.com/watch?v=XOiqVejo4gk
youtube.com/watch?v=NzzPYhRXI4E
youtube.com/watch?v=RitYmaH-0c8

What will come after techno/house?

me at your mums house

par

so you are saying you will come to my mums house after techno/house

have fun with that one

when u get nandos u get mild
its bait ur dad bummed u as a child
its bait that u stare into bellybuttons
dick gets u dipsy like tellytubby

out 2 the techno crew
techno autists need not apply go stroke your chin somewhere in the back, this tune ain't for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=_8NB4ogiw30

like i care what you say

enuff 2 reply

if you came to my house my dad would kill you

link please

hey lads happy thursday
hope ur all having a good week
friday tomorrow innit

youtube.com/watch?v=DrMcLGqHyP4

rise above hate my friends

Big up whoever recommended the katsu bake from Greggs the other day

that was me my man
absolutely incredible int they

Any lonely man in

lls makes me irrationally mad because it reminds me of shitty msn convos in 2007

lads check this out

youtube.com/watch?v=aMKS5tlKnlg

is this a classic grime?

youtube.com/watch?v=BGJJd7tIHH0

Four Tet opening his recent essential mix with Rhythm and Gash and finishing with Functions On The Low

baka, I know it's Glasto, but come on

lls anyone remember this one

youtube.com/watch?v=yFd15xwpfmY

strong par

Grow up lls

woiii
this one's for all the dancers
chinstrokers in the back, get out
youtube.com/watch?v=q498RcPo0F8

this is very good indeed.

bruv... it's not just asuka the mc

no ones safe, your kids ain't safe

greaze, no naked flame

i hear the sound of pricks
when i spit a bar i see you twitch
every other sentence i spit's like this
man don't wanna put in effort and run round like bitch
let's do this, see what gives
punctured lungs a couple cracked ribs
soundboy i lick whips

i look for my prey then close in
i creep up when them man are dozing
it's a ting where only god know bout the ting man are holding
i drop my cards them man are folding
they can't deal with the weight man are loading
if i got a problem my boys ain't solving
trust that the whole world will stop revolving

raw, no contest
new argument i must protest
if man wanna test, that's okay, bless
another mc that i can digest
i got a ting that'll murder a vest
so unless you got an army i suggest
you don't get involved with my conquest

now bredrin you may be louder than me
trust me that you are not badder than me
learn that you are not badder than me
don't care if you taken a gram or an E
switch on i've got my clan with me
pure badman my gunman'll stand with me
ask yourself if you wanna fuck around with me
i jack man for the food and p
you can't chat on hierarchy
you're the best but that's bar me
i'm a seeker no way could you par me
you're a honda i'm an audi, you're frazier i'm ali
you merking me i just can't see
it's a different ting when i mc

The one at mantra? looked shit anyway

you sound like a chinstroker, maybe this is more your thing
youtube.com/watch?v=lW2vt26_Rw8

Any Leeds man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=5IrHzrg4qdQ

Wow, rare tune, never heard this one

i hate this tune so much

omg where you find this

waag1

secret weapons time?

youtube.com/watch?v=cgIlTwBQmIs

You going to subdub and/or high rise this weekend?

:o

youtube.com/watch?v=MoLwgsx7hWA

another rare 1

youtube.com/watch?v=6HcbdTc8QhA

please don't tell anyone about this tune
it's a rare dubplate exclusive i had to rip for yt myself
youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

:-P
youtube.com/watch?v=YgW1gN6ZkV0

...

any just preordered the reissue bundle man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=XHWoteaMS9o

this was the riddim

shut up you soppy poof cunt

lol guarentee ur a skinny gimp who thinks theyre hard when drunk
fuck off you absolute jobby

shut up you fucking cunt

give me your postcode and we will see who's a skinny gimp

you will be laying on the floor with a bleeding head you soppy poof

look this prick wont even respond
fucking pussy as well as a bender

nah leave it mate walk away ... leave it... not worth it mate

if he wants to get mouthy i will show him what happens

dont be stepping in for him because i wont just knock this cunt out i will knock out the rest of you lads

oi its calm its calm

boys we're all mates here

*eggs on the fight*

i remember at school once like 75% of year 11 fought 75% of year 10 not gonna lie it was fucking sick i dropped two ppl

damn lol

E5 here ready for some beef some man come round i swear down i'll drop you

I see the London whatsapp mad lads have infected the rest of bleep with their anti social shenanigans

SE24 here i will one bang you and stomp your head no lie

se15 here lads

link?

mate it was out of control, was in the local paper lool

almost got dark tho because two brothers from a wrongun family tried to bring in bare knives to school the next day and 'squash the beef for good' but got stopped by the caretaker at the gate for being bait on bebo about it l m f a o

if you keep talking shit imma shank you

let's meet i'm acc bare in the mood for a fight

which year did you fight for?

school was the best for fights like that

when the whole school would go full on madman

bruh what kinda school did u go to

the london whatsapp lads needs to take a fucking chill pill take your postcode wars elsewhere you fucking soppy cunts

SW3 here
you're not ready

what you even on about u freak

year 10, big man ting

yeah nothing like it really im not even violent but the gas was just too much it was pure adrenaline

herne hill? what school u go to senpai?

see this
if ur serious let's do this ting it's been time since i got to drop someone

not a very nice one t b h

meet me at the bridge in 30
gonna make duppy inna broad daylight

are u man actually being serious

on the real why you wanna fight someone talking macca on Cred Forums of all places lool

>Lahndahn

baka

not even london it was a brum ting

she wants a man from brum ;)

loool yes yes u know

it's safone on a mad one raaa

safe see you there

trilla
jermaine
trilloooskiiiiii

bludclart

why u tryna get rude f am? say the word i'll drop you too you fuckin batty boi

lmao peep this brer acting like i wont bodybag him

fair play on the trips but i will still leng you down

i will seriously kiss you on the fucking lips

None of you soundboys even pack heat though lls

Any man at work scrolling quickly past the anime girls so you don't get weird looks?

turn off images

family look @ this hot anime babe though

!

vainly tried registering bleep.tumblr.com

lol

need a name for the tumblr, open for suggestions

bleep

it's not taken yet

bleep

anyone here have a tumblr blog with bleep related stuff?

f4f?

bleep.tumblr.com

this is top banter lads

assriddim.tumblr.com

:(

we dont need a tumblr you absolute faggot

be polite, or you wnt be invited to subsequent threads

i want to fight one of you boys in london

im ard as fuck and i would leave any of you man in a bodybag

on a ruthless ting tonight

STAY WITH ME BUT IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE
TAKE YOUR THINGS AND FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME
TELL ME WHY YOU FAIL TO REALIZE
THAT YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET ANOTHER TRY

harry pls

bit on the long end, but I'll keep it in mind

did you man fight yet?

Just started listening to Exai for the first time last night

Are there still Manchester tickets available?

why dont you look?

>people crying about how four tet is vibbbess
>look at kowton's last track in the essential mix
> [176:09] Dizzee Rascal - I Luv U [XL]

lighter crew
whistle crew
vuvuzela crew

>tfw the neighbours are banging on the wall because I'm playing Geogaddi with speakers.

nah that guy didn't show
I'm still at the bridge tho

I Luv U is an absolute banger you mug

fuck off

I'd fuck the blind girl on Eggheads desu.

im ready for fight

i will be there in 15

im in a white T, got a buzzcut.

you are getting dropped

Because that would require opening a new tab

Come over and knock on my door if you've got a problem you fucking bald cunt.

ill bang ur fukin heds 2gether u little fukin cunts

all mouth cunt
come bridge
i will stomp you fucking head in

New to Cred Forums. Do you like IDM on /bleep/? Aphex Twin... the list goes on...

on me way now

post a pic senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=KAcakg_szUs

cannot wait for the make me night at corsica

> dr rubinstein
> regis
> abdulla rashim

what do you look like
im waiting

soon as i lock on you are finished

Put BBC 2 on.

yes yes yes m8

I'm hench as fuk m8. buzzcut and beard, im gonna fukin drop u m8

nicki?

Yeah.

Think I'll go with bleepblog instead of an epic internet in-joke like technointerestsme

logical choice

get her digits and chirps her, ninj

nicee

:/

any cute gay man in

Anyone watches boilerroom in Berlin celebrating 10 years of dubstep?
youtube.com/watch?v=uHVYvrePxpM

>dubstep began in 2006
>fucking midnight request line was already the scene's breakout hit in 2005
>dubstep allstars comps began in 2004

wtf, lads! I'm in Berlin and I have to find a party for this Friday night but everything I've found is wank(checked Void, Ohm, Grießmühle, Magdalena, Arena)! PLEASE HELP ME, M8s!

(hard acid sounds preferred)

Fag

>>dubstep began in 2006
>>fucking midnight request line was already the scene's breakout hit in 2005
>>dubstep allstars comps began in 2004
.
"2006 saw the low end wobble around the world; helped in huge amounts by the likes of Mary Anne Hobbs, DMZ and a bunch of diligent intercontinental music-makers."

Basically, when it finally spread a little.

fuck off s/t

> about blank
> tresor
> berghain
> sisyphos

It's good that boilerroom isn't run by snobish nerds

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?866169

Oh smd. Shouldn't you be lubing your rectum

oi dark souls 3 is fucking sick

Wondering how long it's going to take before footwork turns into browork

>p

already done mate

youtube.com/watch?v=4JyI7xszMy0

Anyone got more sets like this one?

Already happened.

RP Boo is playing my college in a few weeks

Go to church

your homophobia is so intense lmao

perfect, with the child molesters

where the fuck are you
i got my tek

s/t u wanna see a piccie of my and my bf?

we're in love and have been for 2 years now :3

>kek

im here, i can see a little fat mong
thats u yh?

yeh come at me you pussyclart

which one of u is gonna be on trever mcdonald tomorrow morning when they find ur body then

i'm still creasing over the brer a couple days ago who wanted someone to translate "certain man moving bookey" lmao it wasnt even that funny

do you know any certain man that are moving bookey?

anyone from the black country?

yow from wolverhampton ar kid?

Reminds me of the post on /r/grime by the American asking who "man" is

Do you even know what's on this friday every venue that you've recommended?

>about blank
have been there, cool location, event on this friday looks tame

>tresor
have been there, cool location, but the music is this time certainly going to be the same as above

>berghain
fuck that I'm not going to participate in the usual bouncer humilation routine after I've waited 2hrs in the queue

>sisyphos
fuck that too. it's too far out there. fuck it.

Come on. There has to be some super hot underground club in a basement somewhere deep in Neuköln or Wedding. Please don't do this to me, /bleep/! Is bar hopping really the only option for me this week?

Anybody going to PLO Man on Saturday?

I have never been to Bar A Bar before.

>love

wolves ay in the black country, fuking dingle cunt

Cont.
Is it a good venue??

yeah I had a look.

The Avian night looks particularly good, especially with your criteria of 'acid' music.

west mids tho ayit, all yam yams

ok some other ones

> chalet
> watergate
> farbsehnfeher or whatever its called
> humboldthain
> golden gate

Does Berghain ever have any dubstep, jungle, grime, footwork, garage etc. nights on any more?

nope, not to my knowledge.
skepta performed there a few months ago though

scuba needs to get on it. I wonder why the sub:stance nights were killed off.

sorry mush, at least we ay brummies tho

Scuba gon' scub

I just can't get that excited for a place that plays the same music every week. It's great to find a club that has a whole range of stuff going on, or even better, a DJ who isn't afraid to have a lot of variety in their sets in terms of genre.

no because those genres are trash

cor be dealing with brummie types

they dow have respect

fuck off, Cred Forums

you're probably expecting too much from a monolithic institution of techno and house to be honest.

i reckon they (berghain's owners) stuck to what they're good at so as to not dilute their reputation.

where did all these rowdy bad boys come from?

and did anyone kill somebody yet?

they are probs in some pub toilets noshing each other off by now

the asuka/eri clash got too hype and man got gassy

youtube.com/watch?v=YU4Ilfloekc

yep

ok, thanks, man!

going to bite that bullet!

if this fails -> me barhopping in neukölln

show me where that cheap tourist sluts at!

I wouldn't say I'm homophobic, I have friends who are gay

klunkerkranich?

surprised you managed to keep them

gangwar in berlin when?

any pokemon go man in

just hatched an aerodactyl

male aggression = homosexuality?

ok be honest

youtube.com/watch?v=OMybdyFUyH4

drumcode - i've never listened to any of their music really, but I want to go their night at studio spaces...

should i

why do you want to go?
crowd will be bad

i've never been to studio spaces, and they're thinking of changing the venue.

also, the cheap tickets were just released today.

hope a million gunshots rain down on all tech house producers + djs + dancers ever 2bh

top kek

lads help me out who was that dude who made blawan/clouds type techno and everyone made a big deal about him because he was like 14 or something when he started putting stuff out

Happa. Still making bangers to this day desu.

happa

trips of peace

corsica studios got his name out there.

...

cheers yeah he is pretty good thinking back

youtube.com/watch?v=CoLZKPL-NYI

more like this? youtube.com/watch?v=-MbfBJOhryg

shit what's that tune just now called
I love that one

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYOCM8a4Blc

Www.lad

I have

DELET THIS