/bleep/

any suicidal ideation man in

don't ever post that fucking frog in here again you insufferable little fanny

containment

youtube.com/watch?v=L6JEXquWC7A
feeling like an idiot for discovering this tune just today

Roy called me out when I asked him to ID this tune which he finished off his set with the other week.

vimeo.com/22940278

Copped the 2 Late 4 Love 12'' though

>a Nikki S & Nyke video came out today in 2016

how

/bleep/ is now only for Dancehall.
youtube.com/watch?v=6sKTUTY7z4E

Man this is weird to watch, they're only good thing has only ever been Hey Nikki.

Flirts makes it tolerable.
youtube.com/watch?v=qpENMTp6ylE

sheesh, also a good one

>when a girl moves to you in the dance

He's a funny guy too. Was a quality night.

is /bleep/ a fight club now?

first rule...

Post choons that make you go
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=gq9fGwJ_HQE

shut the fuck up you spastic

>they're only good thing has only ever been Hey Nikki.

wrong :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=njBxw0yFBg8

t. desperately trying to fit in

yea
out 2 da bounty killa
youtube.com/watch?v=3tEUvZhSSrQ

SW3 here
was at the bridge until 8, nobody showed
went for burger king then home lol

lol

how you even meant to afford rent in london

like just be affluent

WHEN IT COMES TO...

BARS YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME

next soundsystem dance I'm gonna request victory.
don't care how rude that is or how bait that tune is

I gotta hear it on a system again

any lonely man in

slowly starting to think she wants a man from brum

me

no dances until october 1st
i just want to die

lobby x slam x italian crew

we all know that this is best skeng riddim
soundcloud.com/sherekahnn/in-di-skeng

but what is the runner up?

soundcloud.com/tri_angle_records/katie-gately-lift

all gyal love us, nothing u can do about it ar kid, just submit innit

>tri angle

youtube.com/watch?v=AtPJLC0aMW4

>chris lorenzo

why ?

Imma lonely lonely
Imma lonely lonely

b a s h m e n t

literally FUCK OFF

big up to lonelyman

youtu.be/N5Eu3GZQsyE

youtu.be/X7FHi_0DhnI

big tune

Anyone else think that certain genres best fit their own room/club layout?

Jungle is best in a small intimate room with the biggest fuck off soundsystem you can ram in there. Yet needs enough space on the dancefloor to allow for some rapid arm movement.

Whereas Techno needs enormous rooms/crowds for the atmosphere and to suit the reverb.

I dunno just got me thinking that's all.

dark, dank, smoke everywhere and deafeningly loud works for almost anything.

when I see the towers fall

soundcloud.com/mixedbyspootnik/unichema-4-mixed-by-spootnik-mix2-sweet-summerlovin-teknovibes

old school tekno anyone ?

when i listen to DJ Koze
i feel
cosy :)

Small crowd, big system, that's the way I like all my nights. But then again I just hate big venues

manipulation simply does not work

good people, good music is all i want in a night

Reeee

Need a good system and some space to dance

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu4QJZPeZsk

True.

But a dead club is a dead club. Getting the people to space ratio correct is a sign of a good promoter/venue.

Intimate with but with room to move for me 2tbh.

yeah
i'd rather pay an extra couple quid for a ticket than have no space to even lift up my drink

3 cell phones but no one to talk to

WOIIII
MC Asuka killing it
top bantz in the last thread n1 lads

why is drum and bass so good lads

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784
Cred Forums is kill
where to now lads?

what did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=qBmrDB-SPPw

*holds your hand*

Bladeecity I wonder where are you

go back to Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=TTBRkL2gltk

just saw the abc 911 report on yt and started crying right after the second crash

any tunes for this feel?

literally this one

>he hasn't read the spirit of terrorism

lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=x4plUKqJnuA

whats the one where he compares terrorism to the superbug (ie result of oversanitization)

big big essay but i always lose my bookmark of it

m8 i don't have time for continental phil, is this the one where he says gulf war didnt happen or something like that?

Goddammit some hot russian chick kept feeling my dick last saturday while I was dancing and I cant remember a single tune that played womanistdevil jah

French House best House

youtube.com/watch?v=VaTXiucYpQ4

You know it's true /Bleep/. No one can compete with these layers of Smoooooooth

Bonus synth pad stab sample man in
youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5psMQoirU

Nice stoney tho

Willows EP is smoother. UK > FRANCE

free titch

Tbh jokes it is quite bad

...

lol as if archaic gear isnt fetishized to hell

wut about ricardo villalobos?

happa was 15 a few years ago u absolute wasteman and a half

he's done some good tracks even when he was 15

Any late night man in
Top tune
youtu.be/cezJ4VJoTGs

right lads my mate proper hates any/all mc related stuff whether it's jungle, grime, dubstep, whatever.

i'm making a soundboard specifically to piss him off.. right now got a bunch of kahn samples and gonna be adding a load more various but need suggestions.

>240p quality

How can I keep setting myself apart as a DJ. I am going to eventually start making my own tracks but for now I have learned to beat match, learned proper transitions, learned how to read dance floors. I am working on broader music theory and selection and sample use. Any other suggestions? I am going to start recording my sets and posting them on my social media. Any other advice friends?

for what it is this sounds pretty good to me
youtube.com/watch?v=bR5I6zg8SqA

you fucked up the link mate. repost i want to hear this shit

what music do you play

gosh lots of older house, some new bass house, G house. I've been really trying to get into techno but it just inst very big in the states. I'll rarely play trap. It depends really on the venue. I really I'd like to become a techno producer and DJ.

>bass house, G house
what even is that

G house:
youtube.com/watch?v=5fDFNq84ssY

youtube.com/watch?v=Rmkf5tuGYIc

Bass House:
soundcloud.com/hi-lomusic/hi-lo-powerhauz-workout-mix-1-june-2016

/bleep/ only approves of boring shit like L.I.E.S. and Lobster Theremin, which don't even produce the best outsider house.

ewww

Jungle Gym Records flavors

weedsmokerain: youtube.com/watch?v=DMF6okGx1tA

>Sega CD like
junglegymrecords.bandcamp.com/track/a2-tribute
>ambient asf
junglegymrecords.bandcamp.com/album/jgt06-trajectory

LOL

looooool, tri angle is Cred Forumscore trash mate
maybe like 2 good releases on the entire label

fuck i thought it would be like an abbreviation for garage house and like uk bass music influenced house

that shit is awful

1080p innit

Anybody here on the boiler room mailout? Do you actually ever get RSVPs for being on it or is it a lost cause? I want to be one of the awkward bobbing heads in the background

give me bleep tumblrs, here is mine
bleep.tumblr.com

Do millennials even know how to chop up a break?

hey m8s
I'm going on a very long drive tomorrow and I want to download some good mixes to listen to. I'm into deep house, minimal techno, bit of old school dubstep/garage, even a bit of jungle could be cool. Any recs? Or even your own mixes if you've got any to download?

this is not giegling mixes

he sure as fuck dont

it were the other fella that do all de work innit

You absolute mong

He was 15 when he djed at berghain

I didnt claim anything else

wut?

we just used to like
do our own thing
we just used to like
that sorta thing

Google it

Its prince of denmark's mix

Theres 9 iirc official giegling mixed out there

LooooL soz Lad

I didnae think tae check the date, thought it were upcomin one

Oh sweet. I thought you were telling me to fuck off in a way I didn't understand. Haha.
Cheers lad I'll check it out

metatron tobh

lmao u fucking melt

where is mc eri

is the clash still going on

mc asuka coming in with the heaters 2bh but eri holding ground innit

i just always go on a m8's glist
but
u need to rsvp to each event individually
it's pretty easy to be honest
when i used to apply for an invite i'd get it 8/10 times

any insomniac man in

making mad love with my girl on the heath

tearing tights off with my teeth

two hours till my lunch time top up
:) still feel p drunk, i reckon i can hold this down

any just want a warm mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows and a qt /bleep/ bf to snuggle up to and listen to theo parrish mixes man in

youtube.com/watch?v=OudcMIjCuyY

bait but still good

there are no more barriers to cross
all i have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane
the vicious and the evil
all the mayhem i have caused
and my utter indifference toward it have now surpassed
my pain is constant and sharp
and i do not hope for a better world for anyone
in fact i want my pain to be inflicted on others
i want no one to escape
but even after admitting this
there is no catharsis
my punishment continues to elude me
and i gain no deeper knowledge of myself
no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling

*doo dooo!!!*

I remember last year when I liked bass house for like five seconds

wow reading the monologue as text makes it looks cringey as fuck but in the context of the film its sick

i just know the loefah tune m8

it's trilla

jermaine

trillooooskkiiii

oh ye, u haven't seen american psycho though?

yeah
sosa baby
yeah
said tadoe off the molly
he spazzing out in the party
yeah
yeah
yeah
sosa baby
yeah
said tadoe off the molly
he spazzing out in the party
yeah
yeah
yeah
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
yeah
big rims on my whips tho
30 clips all my clips go
u talk a lot but u a'int on shit tho
we let off shots
u bought to get hit tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho
all these bitches know i get dough
pop a nigga soul like crisco
i'm smoking on the gas like citgo
fat ass on my bitch tho

want to fight me on saturday?

>when the DJ is female

today's my graduation
i've done my dissertation
even got a hat
i can throw
today's my graduation
so long to education
didn't learn a thing
anyway

any new order man in

youtube.com/watch?v=MLqdxO_5x7o

check up from the neck up

is that a threat

>wow reading the monologue as text makes it looks cringey as fuck

Don't read the book then

the book is rly good
better than the film
(as is always the way)
patrick spouts a lot of cringe stuff but that's the point of his character

I thought it was terrible. The film works better as a dark comedy in my opinion. BEE really loves hitting you over the head constantly with the "message". (Yes I am aware that is the point)

>(as is always the way)
the hannibal books are worse than the adaptions

any emulating pokemon heartgold on their phone man in

hm fair
i just liked that the book was more in depth
and also that it explored patrick's questionable sexuality

i play only the best doom WADs on my phone

whats the greaziest tune of all time

time for some rave bars

yo
sho
and we're drinking
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
i don't drink no tea
it's strictly coffee
that's what makes me a great mc
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
c o double f hyphen hyphen
c o double f hyphen e
i don't drink no tea
it's strictly coffee
that's what makes me a great mc
and it's the b a d
o m b r e
and it's the bad hombre
man can't violate none of my dons
man can't violate none mates
and it's the b a d
to the o m b r e
man can't violate none of my dons
man can't violate none mates

asuka gonna duppy u to be fair

To be fair there were some great bits in the book that they missed out on in the film like the bit where he has dinner with Sean.

what are you lads going to tonight then?

or when he falls in love with bono and gets an erection lmao

straight to tfw no bf city

is there honestly anything better than ukg and looking at smoking hot anime babes

nothing im going to be in my room, two turntables and bowl of porridge

anime gash

having dinner at the ivy
then just gonna get drunk in soho, maybe go groucho club

looking forward to it. kinda forgotten what it's like to just get drunk on a friday, rather than staring at a dj in an east london basement till 6am off me nut each weekend

probs go helena hauff tomorrow tho lol

making /bleep/
\

ffs drinking in london is peak though

round of drinks is like £40 just fuck off everything is ps there

...ye

i was thinking about xoyo but i have only been told its a shit club

it's expensive yeah but i got the £££

people really over do it on the "xoyo sucks" thing imo
room 1 is nice
big cavernous feel with different raised areas
pitch black
decent lights/lasers
lots of smoke
sound is good

bar is expensive, but who cares
room 2 is pretty bad, but who cares
smoking area is just out on the street, but w/ever
the crowd is mixed, half "heads" and half shoreditch walk ins. people complain about the walk ins but like w/ever, just ignore them

billionaires out

>i got the £££
how

i have a job lol

enough to get dinner at the ivy u fucking kidding me what do u do

web stuff

it's not that much, like £35 for a starter and main, maybe £45 with wine

can u paypal me £300 i need to pay rent

peace to all the real djs out there

peace to dj naruto the realest

Highrise in Leeds
Benton, Spooky b2b Riz La Teef, The Bug etc.

Should be good

peace to all the virtual djs out there

peace to all /bleep/ man out there

lol m8 just get a job and live within ur means its not that hard... well i guess money doesn't come easy but still

not tonight but going PLO Man tomorrow

i'm a coke addict though

seek help, best of luck lad

thx :(

yewwww new Lobster Theremin Australian tour, the last one was ace

cool doge meme on there nice

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

Hahaha nice what time does it end? 1am? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL fkn desertpards lmaooo

Who is this Roy? imma lovin it

I just purchased my tickets for this absolute belter of a night at residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?864167

dropping some aussie pride

youtube.com/watch?v=ROyw4J6NrH0

Thanks for the link mate, I almost forgot to purchase a ticket!!!

Lads.

All rise for the king of /bleep/...
youtube.com/watch?v=PUKb5sR3waU

That Stratton tune is so good

≈ U GON GET IT ≈
≈ U GON GET IT ≈
≈ U GON GET IT ≈
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≈ U GON GET IT ≈
≈ U GON GET IT ≈
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≈ U GON GET IT ≈
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what kinda music does lobster therememe even play?

cant wait for the next one jimmy lad

is he our guy?

i'm a fucking batty boy

oh when the banters right
and the tunes are right
oh what a night
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asquithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xdddddddddddddddddddddddddd

bangers

This guy is a total hack though

shut the hell up s/t

until you have had bants with the ledge that is Asquith you dont know jack shit about him

i had sex with a guy yesterday s/t

i sucked his dick and he bummed me till i came

it felt great

Yeah pretty much

you got to be wise and don’t waste your time.
don’t be like a puppet on the string. cherish your life, fight for your rights let we rejoice and sing.
cause its the time woii.

damn. jetset bachelor much

[unintelligible patois mumbling]

LOOK AT THAT BEARD
literally fucking disgusting jimmy you beta nerd

used to be a proud functioning alcoholic
but now i'm not even sure if i'm functioning
:/

no lol, it was very nice + extremely romantic

when they hold ur hand as u spoon together it's the most peaceful feeling in the world

please contextualise this post in light of recent deletions

...

oh
thats really nice :3

;3

legend

damn he got some tunes tbf

so fucking good

Shouts to the vndergrovnd Ben VFO

What is with his accent?

shit joke not funny

what time does he shout out bleep

ngl i doubted him but this was sick

technooooo
youtube.com/watch?v=lyYcPjwhLl4

Stop viral marketing here James, stick to strictly lofi to hype your boring releases. Mostly the same people here as there. You're not fooling anyone except maybe s/t.

was about to call out
sick n tired of all the lt shillin

confirmed bleepers

- stratton
- futers
- etch
- asquith??

khotin

this is too much

i cant wait for this. copping a ticket now desu

WHO /GON GET IT/ HERE?

etch?

etch

youtube.com/watch?v=5Jvruz6u3ec

yeah i kno
but how is he affiliated w bleep

oh, my mate (who also goes on bleep) knows him

greets from ITALIA i would like to buy a 7 tickets for me and my friend who travel to CORSICA from italy,e, how to buy??? you must now message me 0738495438

...

murlo & deadboy i think
objekt next week for sure though

yo man just purchase tickets here and your ITALIAN BROS ARE WELCOME TO JADED AFTER gonnna be BIG BIG BIG ONE BABY

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?864167

etch is the guy that mainly posted all the DAN LEDGE stuff

i have proof

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfDg9ZX7kao

F R Y D A Y
R
Y
D
A
Y

thanks for sharing this tune mane

just got this in the post lads

soundcloud.com/ophism/gaja-money-create-taste

all these "lonely" man ITT probably got 500+ friends on facebook and get chats/texts on the daily

sometimes... u are most alone... in a crowded room...

everyone i love is gonna die
and i will die as well
think about this before i sleep
and have since i was a child

in my life will i make a difference
in my death will i be missed
will i be granted some sort of an afterlife
or will i just cease to exist

this fear makes me feel so naive
i wish that i could just accept
but i'm chilled by the redundancy of
thoughts collected but not kept

maybe i'm still the stupid little boy
too weak to understand what will come
i want to find peace of mind
maybe no mind is the answer to that conundrum

oh i want to be a baby again
oh i want pure thoughts in my head
oh i want to be a baby again
oh i want pure thoughts in my head
oh i want to be a baby again
oh i want to forget
oh i want to be a baby again
oh i want pure thoughts in my head
oh i want to be a baby again
oh i want to forget

everyone i love is gonna die
and i will die as well
think about this before i sleep
and have since i was a child

my concept of happiness is completely based on fiction
accustomed to disappointment from the human condition
i've been fed exaggerated emotions and i've taken them as wisdom
romance has torn me a new one, and now i'm sad

try and fish for some compliments, try and find some self worth
try to fall in love with another person, try to be loved by the earth
but when you're met with constant let downs it feels like things can only get worse
expectation tore me a new one and now i'm sad

hindsight fucked me up, the past facilitates resentment
and i get told not to dwell on it, and to live for the present
living in first person is hard when you're not on a track
and if the present is a gift then i want to send it back

roger ebert said "if you have to ask what it symbolises then it didn't"
and i try to work my way around this by being blatant
i've got tonnes of wasted metaphors across my writing pad
but the only thing i feel honest in expressing is the fact that i am sad

Jimmy edgar 2nite lads

Last oneman residency at xoyo with digital mystikz, horsepower productions, youngsta etc. gonna be lit senpai

a tune
a chune
a rune

Lad I'm bare alone

600+ friends
only texts i've been receiving are from my brother and mum for the past month

choonage

>having a facebook
jus check ra heh

>tfw just moved to London and don't know anyone here

where should I go?

how come when grime man want to spit some real lyrical shit they have to switch to a hip-hop beat

why does grime have to be repetitive boring bangers moretime spit lyrics

if you've got something to say, say it on grime init it sounds more natural and uk

fabric

CVM EARLY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

lls anyone going medi10 then going SLAM @ corsica

kahn neek benny ill mala and then the BIG MAN ansome what a night and a half i'll tell you what

looks like shit

some of the best nights i had were in sweaty basement that were crowded as fuck.

tbqh how can you not have 500+ friends on FB, i'm not even on them a lot.

most of the time use it to add people who i don't wanna give my # to.

youtube.com/watch?v=KMOYV2-FE9o

I come back to this all the fucking time, it's probably the best mix I've ever heard.

Never really heard anything similar, w2c understated industrial techno?

perc
sunil sharpe
ansome
ossian
joe farr
myler
martyn hare