Have u ever seen a more true statement

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True. Hugely and boldly innovative, and anyone can appreciate it, but also very basic.

is this some fat neckbeard's Scaruffi-influenced Beatle diss or some clueless Beatles fan's weak analogy ?

In The Cock

It wasnt a compliment KEK

The fact that so many books still name water as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" beverage ever only tells you how far drinks still are from becoming a serious art. Beer critics have long recognized that the greatest craft beers of all times are Guinness and New Castle, that were not the most famous or popular or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Coffee critics rank the highly controversial Colombian coffee over generic Starbucks brands that were highly popular in coffee shops. Drink critics are still blinded by commercial success. Water sold more than anything else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Beer critics grow up drinking to a lot of beer of the past, coffee critics grow up drinking to a lot of coffee of the past. Drink critics are often totally ignorant of the beverages of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that water did anything worthy of being saved.

hey guys, waleed here. ive muted the chat but what the fuck did you guys do?

Is water bad?

Is there a new chat?

What liquid is more vital to human health?

well pastad daddy

why did you make this post you fucking loser

what is more fucking basic than water nigga

Whiskey.

carbon you faggot!!!

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No.

Tasteless and generic? Ya tru

*vodka

is theres still the Cred Forums whatsapp chat? the one with bart and the rod skwad?

lol epic tracksuit sqatman amirite?

Vodka is fucking disgusting and nobody drinks it for the taste. Nobody, neither the casual drinkers nor the village alkies.

I dont drink it for taste. I drink it to get messed up. Faggots drink liquor for the taste.

>Faggots drink liquor for the taste.
Holy shit how is it even possible for one to have such awful taste.

If you want to get fucked up just buy some cheap wine you fucking tard.

>triggered

MOOOODS

t. OP

THIS

What is the Velvet Underground of the beverage world?

No, because water is the best beverage. I'd say Bach is water. The Beatles would be fanta or something.

The Beatles are soda pop

hehe, get it?

Heroin and adderall dissolved in a margarita

crystal pepsi

Root beer

>water is the best beverage
goddamn classicalfags, they're all the same

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t. soda fatty

Soap
Lithium hydroxide
Anything with a pH above 7

yeah

(UwU)

This is beautiful and I love you.

Blood.

dank

noice

yeah, literally every other beverage is like 90% water. is your friend all right or do I need to call someone

the sequel

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name at least one band that isn't at least 90% influenced by the beatles.

And how much of it you think is made of water fag?

that was my point. but okay, how about the mills brothers.

what drink are the beach boys??

>sick of being edgy
>don't want to be "beatles suck" guy anymore
>three days
>nothing but Beatles
>Beatles all day
>Beatles every day
>Revolver, Abbey Road, Rubber Soul...
>keep trying
>nothing
>keep trying
>really trying
>one day it clicks
>"I get it! I like it! It's great!"
>"I like the Beatles!"
>turn off Beatles, I did it
>turn on the radio
>it's Twenty One Pilots
>I like it
>in fact it's better than what I was just listening to

I think I just lowered my standards. If the Beatles are amazing, then literally all top-40 pop music is amazing.

but water is great

Is he using nail clippers on the bottomless pit vinyl?
Context?

I feel like whats great about the Beatles is that they just have likeable songs
Think of it this way:
Most artists songs are great because of the artist that sings them, but the Beatles songs are great because they're great songs
Try listening to covers of their songs and realize that no matter how different the artist is from the Beatles it still sounds nice
I could rec you some covers if you want

oh also who the fuck likes Twenty One Pilots

me after convincing myself that "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" is amazing

I accidentally left someone add me back pls
>tyelii

note true at all. water is the GOAT liquid. the beatles are shit

why would you pick maxwell's silver hammer...
I love the beatles and I've listened to that song maybe 5 times max

you really listened to their entire discography and didn't enjoy 1 song

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Piss

Kek. Water lovers genicide when?

Most Pink Floyd fans smoke weed

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Seawater

>Guinness
>New Castle
great post, but really?

Good post.

water is the best beverage?
checks out.

there it is.