Guitar Store retard stories thread?

Guitar Store retard stories thread?

>go to local guitar shop
>ask if they have a tremolo bridge
>"whats that?"
>"uh the thing the strings come out of at the end"
>"you mean just a bridge?"
>leave

>go to a guitar store
>"do you have a tremolo guitar"
>"whats that"
>"uh the thing that has strings"
>"you mean just a guitar"
>leave

I mean, you kinda just described a bridge. What'd you expect?

a couple months ago I went to guitar cenna just to get a set of strings. the place was in utter shambles. only like two people working, slow but steady customer stream. i stood there at the counter looking around for like 45 minutes hoping someone would make themselves available to grab me a set of strings and ring me up, and it never happened. it was fucking reDarted. i just fucking left and couldn't believe it.

I met this kid wearing a soundtrack for the blind shirt.

I spat on his face.

>go to local guitar store
>it closed years ago
>go to another store further away
>it also closed

>go to guitar store
>buy guitar
>leave

Everyone at the guitar center by my house ended up working at the Sam Ash down the road because apparently guitar center sucks.

>go to guitar center
>employee asks me if I need help with anything
>I stare down at my phone and quickly leave

>go to guitar store
>noodle on a guitar
>get really into it
>drool onto the fretboard
>try to clean the saliva but it's all stuck between the strings
>trying to put the cuff of my sleeve between the strings and the frets to clean it up
>notice that a bunch of people are watching me
>do a shoddy job at removing my spit
>put it back into the rack
>leave

I go to a place called the house of guitars. It's awesome. Bought all my guitars and equipment there. Also buy all my CDs from there.

Why would you need to ask? All the guitars are on display and you can just see yourself.

>go to local guitar shop
>ask if they have a guitar
>"whats that?"
>"uh the thing that has strings on it"
>"you mean just a guitar?
>leave

best post

>go to a guitar store
>pretend to be interested in guitars
>"test out" guitars as a pretence to showing off my wicked mad skills
>bust out stairway to heaven
>no one is impressed
>leave without buying anything

>go to a guitar store
>ask if they sell bass guitars
>get laughed at by qt behind the counter
>security escorts me out

this is very sad actually

>go to guitar store
>check out some nice guitars
>decide on one I like more than the others
>purchase it and go to leave
>guitar case hits door on the way out
>case hits me in the dick

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>a couple months ago I went to guitar cenna

heh heh thats a funny way to spell that !

:)

yeah i like to josh around a lot user. i'm a real josher! thanks for noticing! ;]

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Shit, the last time that happened to me I just walked behind the counter and grabbed the strings and then walked back to pro audio to get rang up. The guitar center I go to is consistently shit so that's happened more than once.

>Take up drums
>Go to drum store
>Get sticks
>Get practice pad bc I'm not buying a kit right away
>Guy at the counter tells me there are two pads I can get
>Tells me which one to get based on which is cooler looking
>Thanks man
It was good

>go to guitar center
>need to buy a speaker cable
>ask where they are
>guy points to one that's $30 and says "you want this"
>I point at basically the same thing but $12
>"nah bro you want the $30 it's better"

It's a fucking cable who gives a shit

the more expensive the cable, the better. i remember one time in circuit city i was buying an hdmi cable and the man suggested the 120$ monster one for how the gold mesh skin infuses with the electrons. the sound was so good oh my god do get it

what if we made an album from just recording guitar centers all across the world.

>be me
>go to guitar center
>pick out the guitar I want
>go back to guitar center with empty case
>put the guitar I want in it
>walk out the door without paying

>go to guitar center with intention to buy something
>look into the glass display of pedals
>picks out an MXR analog delay
>guy says "try Electro-Harmonix Soul-Food. It's cheap and it's a beast".
>clerk sets me up by an amp with both pedals
>I play and make amazing sounds and dive deep into my inner imagination of psychedelic wonders and creativity
>multiple people stop to talk with me
>i buy both pedals and leave

Is it a joke about how this has already been done like twice and I just ruined it, or is this a serious post? If the latter, this has already been done like twice.

how the fuck did you manage to do that? more details please

More like Retard Center, amirite my Cred Forums bro-homios??

you put you guitar in the case and leave it in the hallway leading to the stockroom. then you ask someone if there's any chance you could use the bathroom. you head back and when they leave you to use the bathroom you pick up your case and walkout the back door instead

>Live in third world country
>Real music stores are very expensive
>Black market with instruments that got into the coyntry by contraband better
>Contrabandists are fucking niggers tho
>Spot a guitar I like in black market
>Go and ask for price
>Check it out
>Missing locking nut studs
>Tell store negro it's missing them
>Has no idea what I'm saying
>Try to explain him
>Says the guitar is like that
>Try to explain again
>Gets angry and starts screaming at me and threatening me
>Had enough of this
>Take the guitar, thrash it on negro's face and ribcage
>Walk out of store like a fucking boss
>No one cared or complained because third world, police don't give a shit

>mfw black market is an actual market

did you fuck his wife and daughter too?

millbury? cuz that sounds like the millbury GC to me.