Sup guys. So long story short, I met this really cute girl at the library earlier today, we exchanged numbers, and she told me her favorite book is Nabokov's Lolita. In an effort to impress her/win her over, I decided to make her a mixtape centered on pedophilia (a major theme of her favorite novel). The problem is, I only know of a handful of songs dealing with the subject. I would greatly appreciate song recommendations, so I can show her I truly care about her. So far all I've got is:
Oingo Boingo- Little girls The Police- Don't Stand So Close To Me Melvins- Goin' Blind (I know it's originally by KISS, but I prefer this version) Faith No More- Edge of the World
I'm not sure if you're serious or or just trolling, but please don't do this, user. This sounds like a terrible, terrible idea. I only take this semi-seriously because some people on Cred Forums might just be retarded enough to actually do this, then the subsequent embarrassment might lead you to suicide.
Adam Scott
Weezer - Pink Triangle
Michael Robinson
fuck the mixtape, just send her a copy of this
Jaxson Young
Remember where you are, user, you don't have to make up some elaborate bs story just to ask for pedo themed songs.
Lolicore is a genre. There's even one album called "Sweet Little Dolores" or something along those lines. Goreshit is the most approachable.
Jaxson Thomas
The oingoboingo song isn't about pedophilia btw
Connor Smith
Bring her a giant poster of Virgin Killer.
Luke Garcia
Do people even like it when people make them mixtapes. I was thinking about making a CD with some songs I think they'd enjoy since she's going on a really long flight soon, but I feel like it's a really autistic thing to do.
Levi Howard
Spinal Tap - Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
Zachary Martin
kek
Owen Robinson
Also Genesis - The Musical Box, but it's a bit ambiguous
>these girls look so good but their brain is not ready, i don't know >i'd rather talk to a woman cause their mind is more steady, so here we go
don't listen to these memelords, op. they're just trying to bring you down!
William Brooks
She doesn't like Lolita because it's about pedophilia you dumb cunt. If you want to impress her talk to her about Nabokov's novels, rec her some Dostoevsky. Showing off your knowledge of pedophilia songs isn't going to get you in her pants.
Angel Roberts
This is just a joke thread, right? Either that or you're an aspiring serial killer.
Alison Gold - Chinese Food should be on it for sure, though.
Zachary James
/lit/ pls
Nicholas Powell
>rec her some Dostoevsky
Logan Ward
this is wrong. A pedophilia themed mixtape is definitely the way to go OP. Don't listen to haters like this.
Robert Peterson
I did it once and I had completely forgotten about it. I would recommend not doing it. I've done some weird shit in my life and that's up there as possibly the weirdest.
Bentley Richardson
>im dumb shes a lesbian >pedophilia if anything from that album fits itd be falling for you cause of the weird goat lyric, get your shit together senpai
Jackson Sanchez
If making a mixtape is the weirdest you're doing pretty well desu
You don't know the context though. I've made one's that made sense to make beforehand - like friends trading CDs sort of stuff when I was a teenager, but on the occasion in question it was fucking mental. I've got some weird stories, I've even had ass surgery, but I can vouch for the 'give a girl a surprise mixtape' thing being incredibly fucking uncomfortable. This is coming from a guy who makes installations with the intent of making people uncomfortable.
Ryan Morgan
What's it about then?
David Lopez
only do it jokingly you can pull it off
Nolan Reyes
don't do this
Adrian Williams
LMFAO please don't do this. you're gonna freak her out, also the moral of the book isn't itself pedophilia.
John Bennett
>I'm a virgin, BTW.
yeah we can tell
Jason Baker
>ambiguous Peter literally mimed groping and used the mic stand as a big fucking erection, all while dressed as an old man
Henry Watson
Don't listen to these cucks, do it.
If she finds it funny she's a keeper. If she gets freaked out and doesn't want to see you again who cares? At least you get a laugh out of it.
Leo Perry
>she told me her favorite book is Nabokov's Lolita you'd better break contact with her immediately
Jonathan Brown
Holy dog shit, OP. This is the worst idea I've ever heard of.
Blake Parker
That fat britbong who raped a baby
Lincoln Davis
she has daddy issues
Ethan Myers
>I met this really cute girl at the library earlier today, we exchanged numbers, and she told me her favorite book is Nabokov's Lolita. >In an effort to impress her/win her over, I decided to make her a mixtape centered on pedophilia
holy fucking shit i can't stop laughing
Liam Hall
Interpol - C'mere
Nathan Long
Didn't The Smiths have a song or two about it on their self-titled / Hatful of Hollow?
Jaxon Morales
>so I can show her I truly care about her pls don't rape her when she will reject you and your creepy mixtape
Into The Night - Benny Mardones Alabama Song - The Doors Rebel, Rebel - David Bowie Good Girls Don't - The Knack I Think We're Alone Now - Tommy James and the Shondells Little Girl - Steve Miller Band Met a Little Girl On Her Way to School - Steve Miller Band
Got all this from a pedo forum famil
Cooper Russell
thank you, op, for continuing my legacy
Jeremiah Cooper
Wow, never heard that weezer song, but hearing it in context of pedophilia is something I cannot unhear
Daniel Cook
Sui generis - fabricante de mentiras
Its in spanish and despite nobody realizing or talking about it, its obiusly about molestation and how the girl liked it, search up thelyrics
Jeremiah Kelly
>spanish Its probably actually about beans and sombreros
Jordan Mitchell
A FUCKIN SUN LMAO
Luke Bennett
Really? This girl I was into and I would show each other music and exchange usbs like all the time. Another girl and I exchanged mix CDs. lol I gave the USB girl Colin Stetsons 2011 album before I had listened to it and she was like "what was that album you gave me, it was just a ton of horns..". Still haven't listened to it.
Jaxon Butler
YOOOO NICE ONE AMERICA. FRIEN *eats hamburger* YO DONT WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTEST? OUR WIFES WONT BE ALONE FOR US TO GET KEKED IF WE JUST STAN HERE MAN NOW MOVE YOU FAT ASS AND CUTTED DICK OF YOURS AND MOVE! ALSO BE SURE TO BRING YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST SO WE DONT GET MASS MURDERED LOL
The proportions in this picture are fucked. If she were to stand up, she'd be like two thirds leg.
Austin Parker
>she told me her favorite book is Nabokov's Lolita Avoid her like the bubonic plague
Alexander Ward
If you had actually read the book, you would have understand that it's more about obsession/ beautiful prose. But try spilling your spaghettis you idiot
Gabriel Miller
Why would you harbour such opinions?
Jose Baker
It makes sense in that situation, though. OP's running a creepy take on that teen drama trope where they fast track a burgeoning relationship by having the guy hand over an impromptu mixtape and in real life it's pretty weird to just impose on someone you barely know like that. I was doing it as research - I wanted to get right into the mindset of a pathetic creep and I dove right in and freaked out nearly all of my female friends in the process, but the mixtape was the weirdest one (though I did stay friends with that girl and screw it up with her less dramatically later down the line).
If you actually know someone well and have started a conversation about music that's mutually supported then it makes tonnes of sense to do it, though.
Christian Cooper
OP this is no way to get the girl to love you, dont listen to the other people egging you on in this thread.
All you need to do is read the book and discuss it with her.
Just tell her that the sex scene on the chair near the start of the book is one of the most well written sex scenes you have ever read in your life and that Nabokov is a mater of words.
This will establish common ground and you already know how much she loves the book so she will no doubt agree.
Hunter Evans
It's a very well written book. Her liking it has nothing to do with the pedophilia aspect. You focusing on that part of it is autistic.
If you're serious about doing this either as a joke or just want songs about pedophila, Lana Del Rey has a lot of songs about relationships like this (especially her unreleased material).
Put Me In a Movie by Lana Del Rey goes Come on, you know you like Little girls Come on, you know you like Little girls You can be my daddy, You can be my daddy
Also there's literally a song called Lolita by Lana Del Rey Would you be mine, would you be my baby tonight Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine 'Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got don't you know It's you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes
