We post pictures of non-musicians and you tell us what genre they'd make

Anything in Brian Eno's shadow

Why are you posting pictures of gay vine people

harsh noise

romantic classical

martial industrial

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if he were alive today

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accordion waltz

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power electronics

Experimental electronic

fuck why even grow a beard if it's not a full one

whatever brings more profit
post punk
chiptune
j-rock

EBM

ambient

anti folk

trip hop

what genre would this patrician westaboo make?
(he likes King Crimson, Talking Heads, Yes and Steely Dan but lets just forget about the shitty stuff he likes)

I'm not clicking that user

>hirohiko araki
avant-prog with japanese pop harmonies

his country's baby boomer music

field recordings of me ejaculating

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It's a png. I promise.

Pleb PokemonGo EDM with 112 followers on Soundcloud

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Wow that's a lot you got from just one picture.

lo fi indie

harsh noise

Don't patronize me, cunt.

You don't realize what I'm capable of.

Something pretentious and 2depp4u

like avant garde dream-pop but really shitty

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dadrock

slam

he actually makes and listens to shitty trendy vaporwave/trip hop stuff but hes like years late

disco punk

bedroom pop

cloud rap that fancies itself "dark".

A Motörhead tribute band.

You just sound like a dick who has his head way too far up his own asshole. Grow up.

Araki is obviously prog rock

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NSBM

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narcocorridos

HARDBASS
neutered thrash metal (he's a fan of metallica) and country music.

stadium rock

happy hardcore

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just samples voice lines and non-quotes from the film Napolean Dynamite, over field recordings of corn growing on a farm (and all the surrounding noises), sped up 20,000 times.

post rock

Gangsta rap

twingy twangy suck my wangy

either something like pussy riot or like evanescence

Iron Maiden - Invaders

on repeat, forever.

something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6gt2LLSVo

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death metal

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kenny g
sunn o)))

Grunge

it's one of those bands that form other bands

you want us to say Triarii cause you just discovered martial industrial but he wouldn't make industrial music cause it don't exist yet.

He'd recite poetry cause that's what romans did.

nice try, varg and abbath

correct
wrong

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youtube.com/watch?v=9dS5FjsC930

IDM

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soothing ASMR podcasts of himself eating soft drinks and reviewing them with an incredibly obtuse and precise rating system.

with maybe a smooth synthfunk/jazz backround music.

youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

techno hardcore

Jangle Pop

ac/dc hot rock'n'roll

OLD
SCHOOL
EBM

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uzis are so fucking cool

>golden age
Swing
>silver age
Something that an asshole would listen too at the time
>Modern
Country Rock

Power Electronics

Hard Rock probably

indie pop/rock

Illustrious film scores to epic 3 hour films

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whatever Nick Cave does.

keaton henson shit

her husband won't let her make music. she'll die unsatisfied.

crazy, hyper music with subpar lyrics and yoko ono-tier vocals

nickelback-core

An 80-something classical composer that indie darlings like Jonny Greenwood collaborate with sometimes.

Chamber pop

boring indie folk

A '90s boy band member who became irrelevant but still puts out music for some reason.

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Trap

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big band

Britpop band frontman who is now irrelevant and will die of an overdose before the age of 50.

Why everyone from 2nd war looks like their about to make the sickest noise concert of all time.

Yello-tier music

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Speed Metal

dungeon synth

Is this sexual harassment?!?!

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speed thrash punk metal
aka Motörhead with shitty production

Muscle rock

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genre: SJW-dream-pop-core

fag

whats his bandcamp name that sounds right up my alley

I made an album cover for you

perfect, of course galactus would listen to sunn o)))))))))))))))))))))))))

thanks boy

gay synth pop like soft cell

Sufjan Stevens meets Death in June

ASMR

not listen, he would MAKE sunn o)))

statue-core

Who is he

This is the most punchable face i've ever seen

Static X cover band

pic related

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nah, he looks good without weird hair and beard

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Someone should actually make a noise album with samples of the leaders during WWII giving speeches and shit and like field recordings of the battlefield, concentration camps, gulags, Hiroshima, etc etc etc

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>speaking like an uneducated negro will make me funny

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polka

He doesn't make music, he just plays songs on his iPod and tells people he's a DJ.

Fantano was actually in a drone metal band called tyger or some shit

He played bass

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Fantano uploaded vids of him playing music on thatistheplan before he turned into a pandering try hard wanna be sam Hyde

Found the video. They were called taiga btw. Their myspace page I s still up.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKjzWd06lY

myspace.com/taigaband

This

judging by the size of his bass versus him, I can conclude that this Fantano character, whoever he is, is a very small man

>melon head rocking out on bass?
>cantaloupe having seizure?
we will never know

that man has some big muscles

witchhouse

jimmy neutron ost

;_;

i think he'd be cookin up some fire ass beats

its like if mac from its sunny became bald and played the bass

Industrial

Tfw when he lives in my town

Psychedelic Folk

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he writes all the music and plays all the instruments

she sings through her nose

Doesn't his brother make ambient music?

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that's deadass a member of diiv don't think you can fool me

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trap

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Waterphone

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I want to see this guy go bald.

trip hop

martial industrial

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cloud rap

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cyberpunk or darksynth

prog ___

3 doors down-core

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Glitch hop
Comedy rock
Math rock with electronic accents

Assuming he exist in the current time, industrial with a classical influence
The lead drummer for a jazz band
Random acoustic pop music and eventually boy band pop

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I'm having a really hard time trying to pinpoint a genre that fits you. I wanna say something along the lines of Enya. But different.

World New Age Electronica?

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Comedy rock
Vapor wave

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cloud rap
pop punk
acoustic guitar

Nu man metal

fifth member of ice age

getting raped in prison core

my dick hard

i don't get it, are you saying frank black is not a musician? he sings and plays guitar for pixies and has had a very prolific solo career.

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fuck this sounds good

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what happened to ashley?
also, was ashley a trap or not?

why should i ever take seriously a dude who has a massive explosions in the sky tattoo and zero shame

meme rap

this is terrible but not as bad as this
youtube.com/watch?v=hYZ6UOVHLOc

nice trips

this
i want to know too

kek

Black Ambient

That's Hirohito not Hideki Tojo, your filename is wrong friendo

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i cannot watch this with a straight face

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80's synth new-wave shit
Post Rock similar to Slint
Really fun mainstream rap music
Vaporwave
Neo-Folk
Industrial
Outlaw country revival
Post-Punk / Shoegaze
Recordings of Space
Lo-Fi Indie Rock posted on soundcloud
Edgy Communist Post-Punk
Electonic Ambient
Top 40 pop musician that really tries hard to remain relevant
Mexican Rap that's heavy on samples from TV commercials
Shit
Noise Rock
Black Metal with songs about weed and mountain dew
House music
Psych Folk
Buyer's Market part 2
Top 40 post-grunge

not field recordings but people do similar shit all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=JKBbs-yyF9Q

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Agreed. And Jones would be a local blues rock guitarist/vocalist.

why is that 2.66 mb what the fuck

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Math rock

calm down unty you're so bitter

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I like Packie.
I like his nail polish too

He sits in a closet and all he plays is an acoustic cover of Pumped up Kicks over and over until his mom unlocks the door

adamperk.bandcamp.com/
His twin brother adam has a bandcamp i think packie only has a soundcloud idk

one of the perkins twins
they are famous on vine and one of them's a model now

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>tfw when

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he makes beats though soundcloud.com/pattyperk

Kek

some p4k trans electro or some shit like that
neofolk/power electronics
onkyo kei
martial industrial
nu metal
chamber pop
comedy rock
slam
some dad rock grunge just like pearl jam
baroque pop
RocknRoll
Huey Lewis and the news
Harsh Noise
J Rock
Deep House
die antwoord

4u

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KPop

>pretends to be educated
>uses the word "negro"

Cause it's a large image you triptool

Jesus fucking Christ who the fuck are you