RYM / sonemic general - top lads edition

t. embryo. Fruitfork is based af.

Hey mods/jannies! Now is your chance to delete this thread before it flourishes

>every lil ugly mane release not in all caps
what a shit site

t. gamembryos

any of you lads need a catamite?

sonemic when?

when you get a catamite

outta here, pederast
Cred Forums is an art board

*Jetzt sind wie Universalgelehrte

are you guys interested in film?
new patrician general

Is this accurate?

>grown man horoscope

"no"

Cred Forums is a catamite appreciation board

how is it possible for someone to be so fucking beautiful yet so fucking smart and educated at the same time?

i'm talking about I0000days, of course, she is such a goddess

who /hasnofriendsirl/ here

what about high school

working on a chart

what about it

didn't you make friends in high school

yes

that was years ago

you haven't seen or heard from them since?

two of them text me once in a while, but i never go visit them or anything, so they don't really count.

why don't you visit them?

Looks good so far

one moved, the other i never really liked anyway. we only talked at lunch because we sat at the nerd table. he has autism and texts me about how bad trump is

videogame patricians only

hmm
what does your personal life look like at least?
at this point i only have two IRL friends, one's my weedman and the other's a very introspective psychonaut
both good people

no social life whatsoever. i work for a relative and am alone mostly

>Listen to Les Rallizes Dénudés
>It's amateurish blues rock with a ton of feedback

So why do you little plebs like this shit?

anti

Ask /daily/, not us. Around here we only listen to true art music and not avant-teen crap. Bach, Beethoven, the list goes on.

bass + noise

the feedback, noise and nonexistent production is the appeal, obviously
do you have e-buds

>A Young Person's Guide To Antoine Beuger (Slub, 2008) is probably not the best introduction to the composer because it collects the mediocre Tanzaku for eight bowed instruments (twelve brief barely audible droning pieces in various tones) and the laughable six-movement Sekundenklange for "an instrument with decaying sounds" (absolutely nothing happens while he sporadically plucks a string other than the "decay" of the tone).

Scaruffi is based at BRFOing avant teens.

>BRFO
Wdhmbt?

butt rape faggots online

Yet they all start out by droning his taste before moving on to the RYM "tastemakers"

there are no universals in this context

Sekundenklange is one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever heard

joy circumcision started out as scarufficore before discovering antiwarhol, boundaryfuss too before moving on to chumlum/horbgorbler, just two of the more obvious examples there

how does this even begin to refute my point

or were you just eager to showcase your obsessions

why dont you spam the thread again?

what are you on about

dumbass!

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rateyourmusic.com/~pabanks rateyourmusic.com/~pabanks

>do you have e-buds
not really
i manage a website with a couple other people, but we don't instant message or anything

>it's a "sal gets banned because he le epic trolled the sjws' again

Why does he act like a fucking child all the time?

Hi!

>hosting his own avant-garde music radio show
>still friendly and approachable, and not full of himself
>extremely cute not to mention
wtf I love Sean now

>screenshots the "I can honestly say..." line
>doesn't know that it's a pasta
mama mia

>tfw access my account from a computer
>I only have a laptop at home
>my RYM curve looks ugly as hell on a bigger computer screen even though it looks nice on the smaller screen of my laptop

I was bluepilled all this time lads...

~fearful_jesuit
~fearful_jesuit
~fearful_jesuit

Hi Sean!

Laughing so hard at Sean's embarrassingly entry-level taste in film that suddenly changed over night! Sad!

rateyourmusic.com/~cochon
rateyourmusic.com/~cochon
rateyourmusic.com/~cochon

why does eating bananas make me cough, lads?

radiation poisoning
stop eating so many bananas

Was it boldfaure who made this? I don't doubt it

fucked up if true

pretty sure it was sal lol

holy shit why is sal so fucking based

he's pathetic

But the guy who posted it first didn't write like Sal.

It was probably somebody who never posts their profile here and fancies himself being some big untouchable RYM mastermind

hm
well idk the history of the image, maybe you're right

wasn't me dawg i'm not that bored

Les Rallize Denudes is really good do you guys have any more good rymcore

i thought it was boldfaure who made it but then i noticed the "Juan Soto" on the bottom right hand corner and i know boldfaure doesn't know who that is

somebody from blogchat then?

youtube.com/watch?v=QGI3RWBhuUo
youtube.com/watch?v=uPESpC9sR5M

why the fuck didn't spector just keep going down the folk rock and/or psychedelic pop route
he was so fucking good at it

blogchat are spergs but i can assure you none of them "give a shit" that much

honestly we're all deluding ourselves thinking /rym/ is some remote community of people. its memes are inside and idiosyncratic as fuck, sure, but it's just as open and public as any other general on Cred Forums. it's most likely a bored user.

#justjasminethoughts

Give me a cool pic to use as my avatar, no kt or memes pls

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ATTENTION EVERYONE:

The original poster of this post is Salvatore Modica, also known as Xusosis and Snordine. He is well known for murdering his big brother John Modica and constantly ban evading to spam the board.

Recently he has been getting high and intentionally overfeeding his cat Katie. He thinks fat cats are funny, but Katie is suffering immensely. She is diabetic, needs insulin shots and has knee problems.

Please report Sal to the ASPCA for animal cruelty. You might hate this transphobic Soprano's reject, but please think of poor Katie.

Thanks for reading and don't forget to report Sal's shitposts.

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literally me i am the invisible hand the unmoved mover

people have been trying to turn these threads into some kind of exclusive gated community, but mostly i think it's a bunch of bored "high-profile" rymtards slinging shit at whoever they dislike, and each other
ha

left: sean BEFORE avant-teen
right: sean AFTER avant-teen

youtube.com/watch?v=piEbX0MPFkU

sal where do i begin with that Phil Spector© Production™

sonemic when?

it was arcadia (rip)

>tfw it was actually me
>tfw no one would suspect me

redpill me on "I can honestly say..."

you mean that specific production or just his music in general?

nice shoulders desu

It's a modified copypasta
Search for "I am a gamer, and I will always be"

both

>joy division
AHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* AHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaAHAHAHAHAH *takes gulp of water*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*smokes a cig*AHAHAHaHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

every1 on glitch wave has shit taste
rateyourmusic.com/~hamtrax

rateyourmusic.com/~Synusoid
rateyourmusic.com/~Synusoid
rateyourmusic.com/~Synusoid

rateyourmusic.com/release/comp/phil_spector/back_to_mono__1958_1969_/
rateyourmusic.com/release/album/george_harrison/all_things_must_pass/

have fun

iloveyou is a pathetic retard with no friends~!

holy fuck that compilation is better than those shitty shidaiqu walmart box sets

wow, it's like /rym/ with slightly less memes

true
see

Why does iloveyou has so many pictures of sal saved on his hard drive?

>listens to black people music
>isnt black

music should unite people, not divide, but as a mean /rym/ poster, it's obvious why you don't understand such a thing

Sal That Kind Of Person To Actually Think That Ian Connor Has Great Style Lmao.

why not
youtube.com/watch?v=k4tQGd65bqc
lmfao llz

>panda pandapanda xD

rateyourmusic.com/~hladik

My radio show playlist is lit

lmao wew

Lol I Literally Posted Some Time Ago This Word By Word But With Hamtrax.

Hamtrax Tha Kind of Nigga To Wear A Waterproof Jacket To School

literally came here to post these

Hamtrax That Kind Of White Person To Have Dreadlocks And Use The N-Word Frequently.

Hamtrax the Type of Nigga To Steal Yo Lunch Money & Ask You "Why You Ain't Eatin Today?" When He See You at Lunch

>listens to a hamtrax 5 star release once

Hamtrax is a hypebeast, barely a real person.

Hamtrax That Kind Of Nigga To Spend His Building Savings On Designer Clothes

Hamtrax That Type of "Nigga" To Buy Supreme And Tell People It Is Designer

rateyourmusic.com/~MoonManOtto
b-be my friend

Hamtrax the type of Nigga to steal drinks at the club

Hamtrax That Kind Of Nigga To Buy Worn Clothes For A Steal Price And Act Like He A Trendsetter

I thought glitchwave wasn't out yet

beta has been out since april

it is in closed beta

>scaruffi-core + 1 lowercase album
lmao

Hamtrax Tha Kind Of Nigga To Have A Specific Playlist For When He's Around Black People

but those are objectively the best music has to offer

Hamtrax The Kind Of Nigga To Vote Obama In For A Second Term Despite Him Selling Out For Four Years With Regards To Every Meaningful Principle He Campaigned On And Despite The Massive Downturn In Race Relations During His Time As President

Hamtrax That Kind Of Nigga To Wear Fufu Yzy 350s And Argue Their Real

is King_Fahtah the most redpilled RYMer?

rateyourmusic.com/~prostagma

rateyourmusic.com/~Cuckie
rateyourmusic.com/~Cuckie

yoooo

He clearly wants sal's bp

Would alt right pieces of shit please stop sending me friend requests? Thanks.

can brocialists stop posting in my threads please? thanks.

I'm with you there.

What did you do this week, fellow ploymaths?
>learned 25 new kanji
>listened to 10 AntiWarhol 4.5 albums
>re-read The Society of the Spectacle for the 4th time
>watched a Stan Brakhage collection

I went to work and listened to Ariana Grande every day.

>when AKBokrug likes albums from your obscure releases list

I read Anti-Oedipus today and didn't understand anything.

>when AKBokrug changes his profile picture before you get a chance to wank to it
...be right back

>finish a thick, creamey wank to AKBokrug's profile picture
>he adds me 10 minutes later
How did he know?

Ahhh, alright I'm back. That was pretty thick, and creamey not to mention.

LMAO! I bet you don't even know Japanese or have seen all of moltenhorror's 5 star movies. Very sad!

who is moltenhorror? are him and karl_somethingsomething the same person? is he the guy who used to be a Cred Forumstant then changed his taste over night?

Get a load of this embyro... what a fucken clown, lol!

i guess that is him after all :)
thanks

keep reading and you will see you yourself becoming-a-body-without-organs and reaching the state of plane of immanence

moltenhorror was on rym way before any of you kids

no, you are confusing him with heavycoffee/supersweep/twerk/knife_fingers/benavides/windowledge

he's a total poseur

no idea who karl is

windowledge is telephone junkie. your newfag is showing

Users in this thread wish to achieve ploymath status, and yet they barely know their RYM history. Sad!

rateyourmusic.com/~HarleyMagoo

baited, you stupid shit

spector's multitracking made harrison's vocals sound so... anonymous. it blends too much. it's weird, this album is actually making me question spector.

>Harrison dismissed the result as "horrible", and recalled that when Clapton said he liked the way it sounded, he replied, "Well, you can have it on your album, then."[120] Although Harrison said "I grew to like it",[120] he subsequently reverted to his original opinion that the song, like much of All Things Must Pass, was overproduced.[68][121]
>While several reviewers find the heavy production appropriate for the song, Harrison considered the recording overproduced and the sound too cluttered.

his production works on faceless girl group girls, but you expect someone like harrison to have strong character and presence, so to me it comes off as uncanny and wrong when spector does his balls-out bombast and drowns him an ocean. this album, over its length, starts to feel mind-numbing, imo.

this is what a true ploymath looks like

Pseudo-patrician users:
zizekian
spectres
antigona
Eye_Shaking_King
moltenhorror
Kishinev
I0000days
heavycoffee
Straubien

-Consume shit tons of art but can only repeat the same opinions as everyone else in their clique
-Just fiend everything they can find on Karagarga
-Low level of engagement with the art
-Unnecessarily and awkwardly include French in their ratings / lists
-"le BEYOND WORDS XD"

Genuinely patrician users:
Cokeandasmile
Babe_N_Co
pabanks
xenakis
docperkins

-good knowledge of essentials but still can form opinions for themselves
-interests beyond karagarga-core
-actually expound on their opinions

i think he's talking about karlhalliday aka crosshatches aka TheHorbgorbler

>Genuinely patrician users:
>Cokeandasmile
did we not already establish that Cokeandasmile is a pseud who deleted his last.fm after being exposed as a literal fake rater?

why is raf in there, he barely rates anything, and when he does it's something no one cares about.

wtf i hate raf now

hi raf! redpill us on yourself

puntugruhm is the future

nah he fucks

he spends too much time fucking to be a real ploymath

>not fucking to Die Kunst der Fuge

Who are some underrated top lads?

Kishinev

I0000days

Kishimev

>wank to haruyaishizuka's profile pic
>feel disgusted with self afterwards
music for this feel?

haruyaishizuka's 4.5 and 5.0 star ratings

I just fucked that hard boiled bitch in some Joy Division t-shirt

What music that's similar to Coldplay can I use to redpill my mom? Is there any music like Li Xianglan except it sounds like Coldplay?

RYM's highest rated album is pretty much Coldplay.

>not having redpilled parents already
When I was 8 my mom turned off the stereo while I was listening to blink-182 and said "lmao what is this embryo shit, here, check this out" and put on Sacred Guitar and Violin Music of the Modern Aztecs

>He listens to No Wave and post-punk

It's not 2012 anymore, dude.

>you will never take japanese lessons from Based Deagger and then chill out smoking a huge bowl and listening to shidaiqu walmart box sets

...

who is this beautiful woman?

me on the right

I0000days

Which "high-profile" RYMers have been #exposed other than Arcadia and I000days?

if antiwarhol dont trust you im gon shoot you

don't forget this you fucking faggot

>getting baited by something she wrote years ago

lol

HeyGuys

daily reminder to kill yourself if you think any of these games are 5/5

february 2016

add to the pseudo patrician list bloodie, Alsaav, geworfenheit

You're so fucking clueless, so shut the fuck up :)

>implying you even have an RYM that anyone cares about

beta.glitchwave.com/@Aeroplane_of_LSD

I'm more famous than you'll ever be :)

You have to be the most contrarian fucker if you dont think SH2 is amazing

redpill me on based lewis

skipped
skipped
skipped
skipped
6?????? not 7?????????????
good game
franchise got milked and raped
hehe mama mia!

you're lying through your yellow teeth until you prove it

You have to be the most contrarian fucker if you dont think OKC is amazing

rateyourmusic.com/~mrminio

>entire top 10 is console games by Japanese developers
Why is Glitchwave so full of embryos?

日本いつまでも最強!Die white pig!!!

Crappy, unimpressive.

I'm in I0000days' rating scale, you aren't. :)

Yikes!

Ain't no one impressed by your cultural tourism, halfwit.

Damn, that's plenty of ratings. How do you have the time to see so many great films/listen to so much music?

Haha, I watch something pretty much every day, and still manage to go to work too. There are no excuses for being lazy, anyone can do it.

Thanks friend, I use an app called UHS to enhance my art consumption. :)

mrminio confirmed ploymath as fuck.

rateyourmusic.com/~Mercenarion

Message me or whatever~

because the metrics that the average retard uses to rate a video game are personal nostalgia, ""fun factor"" and ""feels""

video games with artistic merit are a lot harder to find than musical pieces or films, so people with an interest in art generally dont play video games.

>video games with artistic merit
Go ahead, name some. I could use a good laugh.

anything made by jake clover since about 2013
anything made by thecatamites
anything made by cicadamarionnete
anything made by neotonomie
anything made by michael brough
anything made by pol clarissou
anything made by jack king-spooner
anything made by jph wacheski excluding the stuff he did from 2005 until about 2009
anything made by tom van den boogart since about 2013
anything made by ryan melmoth
anything made by strangethink
the list could quite literally go on...

>any generic """""artsy""""" Gamejolt/RPG Maker game
The best part is that you probably really do believe you're any better than people who play CoD and mobage. Sad!

what is your glitchwave profile

only 2 of those are on gamejolt and none of them have ever published an rpg maker game silly embryo

supersweep

this post is a joke right?

what about it seems like a joke to you?

Nice try but supersweep only plays superior nipponese genres such as JRPG, dating sim, eroge and danmaku

Avery_Island

can you tell me what his 5s are?

I'm never going to rate video games. Giving numbers to music and films is already sad enough.

why don't you see for yourself ;)

i trust you, that's why i want you to tell me

Input my backlog of artists and albums and I will award you with one (1) exclusive 30 second microtonal electronic shit.
rateyourmusic.com/lists/edit?list_id=556027&rand=0.5440360408015718&page=1

Ok i admit it im TheFetishMachine

never heard of babe_n_co

-P

different ppl

>ywn challenge Zizekian to a battle of wits by means of the ancient Egyptian tradition of Duel Monsters
>ywn create cutting edge avant-garde GTA mods with I0000days
>ywn help EtInArcadiaEgo spam GameFAQs with Situationist-inspired shitposts that expose the underside of vigilant and insomniac rationality
>ywn devise the world's greatest cryptography algorithm using notions of symmetry borrowed from Chinese Opera and classical Japanese with Deagger

karlhalliday
TheHorbgorbler
moltenhorror
heavycoffee

How do you differentiate between all these people? They all feel, look and sound the same to me. Mandatory Feldman, Eastman, Radulescu in their 5s too. Literally clones.

for one, horb actually isn't that high on eastman if i recall - eastman is good, i have it high, but there's much better

feldman is very good, although there's a limit to how much i listen over time - many people rate feldman high

radulescu is like feldman, but probably less widely rated than feldman

i think they have very different tastes when you get down in the weeds of the 3.5s and 4s

>sharing your profiles to get judged or look cool
aahh shit whaddup plebs

wdhmbt?

when's rateyourbooks coming out

rateyourmusic.com/~cosmictones
beta.glitchwave.com/@landscape_suicide

been playing star control 2 all day lads

friendly reminder that you LITERALLY can not be a ploymath unless your gay

I wish I was as charismatic as Todd Howard.

Just had a thick, creamey wank to an AKBokrug profile pic. AMA

Reddit is better than Cred Forums.

>Deus Ex isn't on the top 10 anymore

Nintendofags always ruin everything.

>will the real iloveyou please stand up
>I repeat, will the real iloveyou please stand up
*stands up*

What did kishimev mean by this

Kizinev truly is a pathetic weeb pervert

really makes you think

t. Plebs who can't into real kino

t. KISINEV

damn......

impenetrable walls lol :P

WHAT THE FUCK

what film?

It's sad that people like you have to go through every single thing kishinev says on rym to find something you can exploit on Cred Forums to make fun of him because you're insecure as fuck

I've had a few thick frothy ones to ~funeralparade's new profile pic desu

>visits kishimev's profile once

Ian, please calm down.

hi funeralparade

see

rateyourmusic.com/~sodr2
Is he kill?

He stopped viralizing himself on Cred Forums so he became insignificant

>still trying to force the "sodr2 is a self-viralizer" meme
SAD!

i'm ~Jazzrivet actually

What does that mean

tfw you try to redpill your mom but she doesn't buy it and takes your computer away so now you can't download onkyo albums on soulseek

you spelled "remained" wrong ;)

Was just about to post this

rbt.asia/mu/thread/S65796819#p65818389
It's already been confirmed

who /personalitydisorder/ here

everybody

man like deagger

found the self-viralizer.

...

Underrated post

what's the best place to buy redpills in bulk?

>buying redpills
The ploymaths in these threads hand them out for free on a daily basis

>being this reliant on free handouts
>not providing your own contribution of redpills to the thread
Looks like those redpills aren't doing much for you you filthy communist

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01AL1HP6E/

sure, but what if something happens and i can't browse Cred Forums anymore? where would i get my daily dose of redpills from?

what WAS meant by this?

Um, racist and problematic much?

this site is so fucking bogus xD

redpill me on you_flower

man like cosmictones

a black girl doing the damn thing in this white male dom shit hole

Another zinger from /daily/

who IS antiwarhol, really?

ATNIWARHOK BTFO

>whoishe.jpg
>"she"

>antiwarhol
>antiwar
l a d s...

lads...

He is a man who has a head like a fucking orange.

Jungle beats holler at me!

Brand New Shmoney.

damn antiwarhol is freaking savage

>some literal fucking nobody thinking he can defy Based Richard

i'm retarded, which one of these comments came first?

wtf I hate phenix--just kidding, I've always hated that cuck.

>nobody
lmao, don't embarrass yourself kid. phenixologist is a titan. a forward-thinking expert of music and master of literature, music, film, philosophy, video games, painting and haute couture

The top one, obviously. Why would AW even acknowledge that guy otherwise?

go to bed phenix

redpill me on rateyourmusic culture

it's for teenagers like you

there's so many different aspects to it I don't know where to start, but mostly it's about elitism and having superior "taste" (as in, what you show on your page, not what you actually listen to) to lord over everyone else's

that's a good thing though

yeah it's good as in to find good or at least interesting music to listen to

redpill me on I0000days

a titan. a forward-thinking expert of psychology and master of shitposting, self-viralizing, pretending to be a girl, fake-rating, gta modding, incest and k-pop

that was supposed to be a b8 post but I guess you guys are actually that shallow

huh

why does i000days like pate so much

my life has become "a game of drone"...

they're the same person

(not true, by the way)

dubs

trips

EPIC FAIL!!!

underrated post

thanks friend, look forward to more quality posts in the next thread

AntiWarhol Cosplay Edition

what about fruitcuck and treeqt?

i'm an authority on fruitfork since i am him, and i can say with confidence that it's his only account

fruitcuck

rateyourmusic.com/~_mbrown_
r8 my taste