/bleep/

jungle mixes are one of the biggest memes of 2016

stop killing the mandem

bleep man need to stop killing each other

man didn't even stand a chance last night
put a knife straight through his chest

See you at Corsica in a week

thats fair he was asking for it desu
see you in a week senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=qHlx_duJnFY
Classic riddim

lol its mainly bait

watch out, I'm gonna bring the machine
u better not be starting shit

I just want to have a good time, but if someone starts shit, well...
U GON GET IT

bring the AK47
if man starts shit
spray

gype riddim is the better riddim that samples classical music 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=p6WyuPvw7g8

Lads...

Any /post-sesh nostalgia/ man in

youtube.com/watch?v=SIRI0hDOUAI

Great tune.

All rise...

Stop shilling this guy on here

>shilling
is it really that hard to believe that somebody might just enjoy asquith? i mean just take one look at the guy, how could you hate on him?

any man got a mix for havin sex to ??

>tfw too intelligent for anything other than IDM.

i know that feel, im too intelligent for jungle

everyone is a junglist in their heart, stop lying to yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=20izOpPc3hQ
Been rinsing this one recently. Love his stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=E5MRwjJETA4

>a woman will never look at you the same way zomby looks at rdj

choons for this frog?

Looks like a goof

youtube.com/watch?v=vXasq-kjQ64

best grime track of all time

not even best trim
youtube.com/watch?v=LCt8-b7VsHo

youtube.com/watch?v=HF-IZjj7hhk

omg are you serious hahahaha

i always liked jungle

loooool it is true i wish mall grab would die

who isn't a junglist

australian laptop producers aren't

they haven't heard enough jungle

its cultural appropriation

Found this in a vintage shop, it says "fly with me..." On the label, and the shop has labeled it as "garage". What a mystery

Also can I get some 2 step/ garage recs lads

im actually fuming ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=W12iGPHOVOs
exclusive dont repost on fb

junglism isn't in your hometown or your production techniques or how you act or dress or anything like that.
it's in your heart.

And as long as your heart is true, you are a true junglist, no matter who you are.

i srsly fkn hate this poser so fkn much desu

i dont believe for one minute that mall grab is a genuine junglist. hes a sweet kid with a heart of gold but a junglist he absolutely is NOT

true.
But he's like 15, so the kid can still learn.

youtube.com/watch?v=ChSg0-r_jqA
for tru junglist only

DUDE LO-FI PRODUCTION LMAO

so melancholic bruh.... damn...

*samples alicia keys acapella*

*cowbell*

*hi-hats in the red*

yea thas it.. you just know these tracks aren't disposable trash with a shelf-life of 6 months max.... we gonna look back on trends like outsider house and think damn we were onto something there....

damn it's cool sounding like an amateur producer from 1994... im a genius

the worst part... is it worked

search your heart and discover the junglist in your soul
youtube.com/watch?v=MkaQJGY4ZjI

youtube.com/watch?v=5pZDmqRXo24

lads any idea if corsica sell premixed bloody mary's in a can, or will i have to sneak my own in?

>19 June 1963 (age 53)
o_O

youtube.com/watch?v=C_X-RmPHa84

>days since the last mass shooter in Pardnerland: 0

post tunes for this feel

youtube.com/watch?v=zGSzC1y4Wow

Looooool

Guess who I saw get caught with drugs last night x'D

who who who :0)

The ledge man dan innit

i was at home eating pizza

...

and its probably complete and utter shit lls

youtube.com/watch?v=dwo7TOMx6Xs

what u get

>rarest jungle records in existence
loooooooooooooool

Can't wait for the response you just know they're going to be ledgendary toppings

youtube.com/watch?v=kUkns2Doxwo

Got hit by a car yd lmao lads

youtube.com/watch?v=xm1-4bigrMc

Who here is a r9k virgin neckbeard? s/t? it's your job to shoot mall grab (and then yourself obviously)

same mate

mall grab and lobster theremin please fuck off forever

youtube.com/watch?v=PY5v2Ozk9fA

don't expose Jerkoff Junglist on here like this

loooooooooool

dan is the biggest ledge i wanna make him a mixtape x'DDDD

any1 kno if he'll like this tune

youtube.com/watch?v=CL5PwXosQ2s&index=7&list=FLI31O1VN4Ey91TRc3Muw8zA

piss off already

thoughts on my favourite musical act?

Wasteman

Post some minimal, user

No fuck off

are you a mall grab fan s/t

so is Eats Everything supposed to be good

Why you hate me so much? I'm trying to be nice. It's unnecessary to fuck me or something...

DUDE HI-FI PRODUCTION LMAO

so crisp bruh.... dman...

*records toilet flushing at 96kHz 24bit*

*runs through £2k reverb unit*

etc. etc.

mall grab is shit because his tunes are boring and shit. it's not like all lofi music is disposable.

if you think like that then you're just as much a fidelity fetishist as the losers who post in strictly lofi and buy lobster theremin records.

there is good and bad hi and lo-fi music. mall grab is the amongst the absolute worst of the worst though.

this

It's just a shitpost aka an opinion m8
No need to get flustered senpai this your first time online? Well then boyo, I can teach you a thing or two as I was big in grime, big on radio, big online

Did you guys know that Mall Grab as well as being top dog LO-FI producer is also an investment banker and a stocks salesman?

I only know that one song tbph

s/t make sure to shout reeee and wear a t shirt with the white supremacist frog on it

i know he drives a BMW

I will only do it if you rate my sis

why does mall grab always post pics of him as a kid

he's a poser senpai

MARGIELA LOAFERS

seriously tho what's a good radio show i can listen online I just want to listen to chunes without digging through youtube and shit

saw one guy who is a resident at a successful night and has his own label (small but still) say he is one of the best technical djs out there - completely serious

ability aside eats everything seems like a fucking huge nonce though

nts / rinse / bcr
lmao rlly? i can't see that honestly
yeah actual dickhead

very weird to girls online

+ "sure he's sound..." lol what a pussy

DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW LOVE PLEASE DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP

youtube.com/watch?v=TZsMVxic3TQ
hi guys sam hyde here.

Zomby is a legend on twitter

man everywhere i go ppl are posting bladee lyrics

rekt

>he is one of the best technical djs out there - completely serious
loooooooooooooool

i want to come out as a junglist to my friends but im honestly so scared how theyll react. theyre always cracking jokes about junglism and it makes me so uncomfortable

i havent slept for 35+ hours because of md so i'm waiting for a friend to bring me sleeping pills
chunes for this feel?

also are there any danes in /bleep/ or is it brit exclusive

yeah im a great dane lol

Wew

n1

looooo pass my inhaler loooooooool

like just turn on ur 909 and loop the kick drum innit

>i havent slept for 35+ hours because of md
huh? how
md is literally the easiest club drug to sleep after taking

ket or weed are tho

next time order a hot chocolate from the bar just before it closes, you'll be out like a light by the time you get home

Berlin calling

>It's another 'toffs pretend to be working class and hard' thread.
FUCK RIGHT OFF!

any actual working class man in

Nah fuck off you tetley drinking waster

Dole dosser here, lmao.

weird

Fuck off

Yes comrade. Don't worry our glorious communist future is almost at hand

youtube.com/watch?v=cudIv5e97jo

Shut up and ^ lads

just underclass

Been made redundent 4 months ago, got a job interview on tuedsay lmao.

clubs are not for middle class ponces

clubs are for the poor to forget their class struggle

wish someone would spit some bars over this
youtube.com/watch?v=75V4ClJZME4

btfo

just b urself

anyone got any good old electro with fast 808 hi hats and lots of cool bleepy sound effects effects

the older the better

loooooooooool eatin batties and shit!! x'DD

dan sounds like a LEDGe

wots he been up to l8ly lmao? still got his tongue up that fat fuckin SJW slag aurora? she's disgustin lmao. wouldn't fuk her with someone elses dick!!

anyway, here's a tune i'm diggin

youtube.com/watch?v=r4D_Mwjpgf4&index=19&list=FLI31O1VN4Ey91TRc3Muw8zA

looooooool looooooooooooooooool xDDDDDSDDDD

truss me loooooool

eatin batties like a badman. but on the real that fuckin uggo cunt deserves a kick up her fanny for startin shit

i swear to god if i ever see her i'd knock her buck teeth through the back of her throat lmfao x'D

trust

loooool family i see u looooooool

;) oi oi la

why? it's not like you'll need it anyway lmao

A DJ / scratch
A MC / rap
A beat / clap
Do it all / Just like that

will somebody finger my anus already

amazing post

Where u liv bruv?

looooool this batty talk

>either stickin ur tongue up there like a ledge
>gettin a finger up there like a boss

fuck off you fuckin fags loooool xD

youtube.com/watch?v=q4G-0S998c8

post your best piss party tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=W64ifdfgMOg

lol m8 why u care about wot battybois get up to

senpai i'm bein ironic loool trust ;)

i love you faggots, makes me feel better about myself

post tunes now tho innit come on stop shit posting desu

im still a sound geezer m8, jus lyk a birra cock innit

wew

youtube.com/watch?v=3iKjo8qVmm0

When im weeeeak
Your telling me that im strong
When im riiiiight
Your telling me that im wrong
oooooo....
imma junglist...
[Citation Needed]

twitter.com/SANA_English/status/779652736698740736

Would /bleep/ go clubbing in Aleppo?

absolute shit

s/t it is now a double murder suicide with mall grab ok mate

lol. lofi death knell

>people will understand the genius of this in 10 years

groovy, really soulful

did mall grab and rudofl c kill lofi

Nah there's always been crap about, same as any genre. Mall Grab's latest release is better than his first one on LT.

Very much so, baltra's like one of the few who is actually good

didnt know he had one on LT

*1080p sorry

all of mall grab is equally shit though

Thing about mall grab is that it all kinda works while inna dance, but the fact that u know the tunes just makes you shake ur head at the dj.

mall grab should kill himself at this point, all we have to do is make suicide look cool and he will do it looooooooooooooooooool

same for asquith hey asquith suicide is the next dusty house you should be the first to do it looooooooooooooooool

how would you describe pearson sound/ramadanman's music?

i don't just mean "uk bass" or whatever but what is the kind of cohesive theme in his music?

he mainly uses 808s right?

youtube.com/watch?v=QRzhUN4BAd4

Just dubstep w some other thing innit.

lo fi house is the shiznit

also hourly reminder that

U GON GET IT

looooooool kill yourself jim

has anyone here even bought a lobster theremin record recently?

Bhh mall gram and all that isn't that bad.
It can't stand on its own but it works for a night if ur off ur nut

the ross from friends ep

it's isnt bad but it can't even stand on its own??? ok mate sounds great thanks for the recommendation

ross from friends is unironically the best DJ name i've heard

not LT technically is it ;)

jc please stop talking about memegrab, I'm seeing his name more often than during boiler room

>mfw kyle hall release on hyperdub has a fucking anime front cover

fuking hell i h8 weebs get the FUCC out of my /bleep/ reeee

at this point I think I'm hoping for ruff sound to take off cause it'll fit in to footwork sets

ye the latest ozel ab

tfw them OPN tracks on DJ earl's album were sicc

i'm lookin for more experimental footwork stuff though, any ideas what labels put this stuff out?

i've rinsed all of the big footwork/juke labels but want something a bit more left-field

the boring lo-fi house thing is already dead lol c'mon guys

youtube.com/watch?v=1Lv4xmHiGyg

If I commit suicide you would never forget me.

See Kurt Cobain

I am the Kurt Cobain of Lo-Fi House.

if lofi is dead then what does that make jungle/dnb/dubstep/grime/ukbass/pretty much all of breakbeat lol

all dead too. ostgut techno is the only fresh sound atm

hehe I think you misspelled "eurodance / hands up / nightcore / scouse house / makina"

no idea, just getting into the sound myself. I have this mix that I picked up at an open decks night this week with no fackin tracklist heh

what big labels have you gone through?

is it too early to abort those, or what kind of life status are they at?

nah I'm just chattin cause it's super not alive hehe and also is bad but idk I kinda like bullshit innit? like that one PC music mix that's solid as hell

IMPORTANT question: are afrobeats bleep?

no mate fucking kill yourself

chill yourself mate

tek-life, hyperdub, planet mu, juke trax, cosmic bridge, astrophonica, 50 weapons

not all the releases on all those labels, but it's a good starting point

haven't been through a couple of those, thanks lad
next few days I'll make a point to upload this mix for bleep, it's pretty decent

oh sorry mate i thought it was jimmy asking

happens to the best of us

Yea.
Whoever says no hasn't heard em or jungle/bashment, bcuz those are p much that but stripped down.

But then again when I think of afrobeats I more think about the caribbean sounds.

U at an afrobeat ting atm, cuz I am.

Has 4tet ever made a good track

no worries

Pinnacles is a pretty decent tune

locked

>morning
real question is has he ever mixed a good set
I'm saying no

are you mad morning is dreadful and he's a good dj

Not his own track but rocketnumbernine - toby (four tet remix) is really special

hmm I thought it was pretty good and his sets look boring as shit, but admittedly I've never gone to one

Oh Jimmy, you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Jimmy

Good call, I should get some Alicia Keys acapellas in there

O phase is a good producer but a not very good dj

you know what would be mad
you know how american rappers sip on that lean yeah
what if we started a trend where our grime mc's sipped on that lemsip
like loads of packets in a single mug init
mix it with a roadman drink like a magnum or something
rah

jimmy asquith's beard

I mean he did tracks with Burial right

no, but i unironically like human pt.2 (fairly new LT i guess)

not a big fan of LT as a whole tho

nah, can't stay awake for 48 hours with a job

all rise
youtube.com/watch?v=HBECisSkAu4

Is plug.dj still a thing or

synctube.org/r/bleep now mate

dont go there its where the cyberbullies hang out and hatch devious memes

eh its fine, never seems too bully to me

man roll thru skeng man down wiv a magnum
man's got 5 lemsips in my magnum

Tbh it's the sickest thing I've ever been to, and I say that after 2 hours, bar Jah Shaka.
People just go mad and the music is basically jungle plus something.

Saw even some 50+ men go mad and there was no MD far as I can tell.
It's insane.

ya, ya,
trust me senpai
ya,
u don wanna cross me senpai
fuck with man 10 lemsips senpai
say i can't drink it? trust I can.

tfw word filter ruins your bars

The senpai is a nice touch here.
Would like it and desu to catch on desu

when is man going to eject muslim?

thanks family, I'm gonna push this until it happens

u mean erect ;)

tfw white guy but got a ting for dem dere brown spices and i ain't talkin paprika senpai ya get me..?

Use senpai pls.
Weebspeech feels kinda in place, especially on dome asiatic riddim

ye I actually think that a little bit of anime injected into certain things is nice innit

Flowdan and Trim namedrop anime on the regular, just listen to Big Mic Man, man mentions gunbuster.
U think Jung is Flowdans waifu, seems like his type.

m8 get a hold of yourself no pussy is worth putting innocent people at risk

Get put in my Death note like
Ell

Has deep house recovered from the intense faggotry of a few years ago?

I can't stand mainstream edm. It all sounds so generic. The same tiesto Esque synths and snares with shit chord progs.

So I've completely writer off these genres as of now until their crash and recovery:

"Prog" house (not even true prog house)
Dancehall (shit to begin with)
Jersey club (utter shit)
moombahton
Electro house (is it recovering? I can't tell)
>big room (avoid like the plague)

Suggestions on where to go from here?

I like techno a lot right now and some deep house, bass house stuff. Also i have a soft spot for Yellow claw and shit like that. Anyadvice would be greatly appreciated.

lmao imagine being american

Fuck u ladhouse ist the best when ur drunk as shit.

t. drunk person @ student bar that plays nothing but lad house

>jersey
>shit
Tasteless monkey.

Bmore is better tho.

pour like 10 lemsips into a packet get your kettle put some warm water in there then pour in a magnum and trust you will love every style of music including mainstream edm

lmao bleepsters are miserable people
feel sorry for u guys 2bh

Dancehall is great wtf

wow ur so american it hurts
honest pour up some lemsips, put on the uncomprimising legend DJ naruto, and see where things take you

t. pard

i really want you to kys

Adrenaline keeps me in the game
Adrenaline you don't even feel the pain

only 2?

Dancehall is the shit bro

im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin rollin rollin

im-im-im-im-im-im-im-im
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin

im rollin down a lonley highway
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin

im rollin down a lonely highway
asking god to please forgive me
im rollin down a lonely highway
shell come back shell forgive me

im rollin down a lonely highway
shell come back and shell forigve me

rollin-rollin-rollin-rollin
im-rollin-im-rollin-im-rollin-im-rollin
rollin-rollin-rollin-rollin
as-king
as-king
asking god to-
as-king
as-kling
as-king god to-
please forgive me

we off on mollys
we off on mollys
we off on mollys
we off on mollys
rollin
rollin
rollin
rollin

im rollin - we off them mollys
im rollin - we off them mollys

im rollin - we off them mollys
im rollin - we off them mollys

im-im-im-im
im-im-im-im
im-im-im-im
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im rollin down a
im roll-roll-roll-rolling
rolling-we off them mollys
rolling-we off them mollys

im rolling down a lonely highway
shell come back and shell forgive me
im rolling down a lonely highway
shell come back and shell forgive me

im rolling down a lonely highway
shell come back snd shell forgive

Speed kills if you know what I mean

>>>This post is dedicated to Untrve

Eden (2014)
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soundcloud.com/blacktigersexmachine/ftm7

Hehe

What are your suggestions then? Can't seem to find anything decent.

spoonfeeding isn't really the precedent around here

>tries to defend his genre of choice
>someone asks for examples of said genre
>no s-spoon feeding!

stop listening to Beatport top 100, thats a good start

under8ed post

I didn't try to defend anything, I told you to take some fucking lemsips and listen to DJ naruto, which is even spoonfeeding you with a mix so shove off back to the prairie ye fucking cunt

seriously just go
this thread is not for you

Just listen to bouty killa or sumthin
Im inna dance atm sorry i can't help u with more detail

wut about ricardo villalobos?

damn dood

youtube.com/watch?v=7QvZf5L90XE

Thanks for the gear direction pal. That's exactly what I was asking in my original post

rudolf c is pretty based tho

mall grab has like 2 good tunes and everything else is overrated

kill yourself

>stop enjoying stuff

dj bailey jay looooool x'DDDDD

fuck off!

in the club rn btw lmaoooooo !

they call me ranch cuz.....

post a pic

u didnt say waht to post a pic of loooooooooool x'D !

gotcha

loooool u got me there pal :'D

loool trust xDDDD

post a tune la

>post a tune la
no way dude that is gay

dj manuel ferrera looooool x'DDd

fuckin ell boyz

that's a par senpai looooooooooooooooooool xDDDDD

(in the club btw)

dj is droppin some b8 140 shit like d double e and aj tracey

might make me draw for my zoot real quick and cut desu

:\

whats the motive lads?

lol "irony" haha epic "bantz"

Same club?
Dj plain some trap atm
Played incredible earlier?

*cums*

did that make u ave a giggle lad?

loooooooool trust me! man had to jettison out for a quick snout came back in droppin some b8 kahn/neek tunes like come on bruv drop some proper grime.. not this middle class waitrose shit like.. ya get me?

anyway, manz on road now.. hittin up next dance.. SENPAI! BO!

Future garage ya melon

No kahm an neek so far.
Might ave made it more bearable even if they is bait af

What's wrong with drinking Tetley?

truss me G.. all that bait grime shit if i saw him otuside i'd fuckin slap his cap off ya get me looooooool

play some real grime :@

Khan an meek bang tho bait or not

twinings man chatting shit

looooool.. senpai u're like some middle class toff if u think that's good music.. truss me

#iwasthere when grime first started

that shit is disgraceful now.. got some bait middle class toffs makin grime loooooooool

leave it out bruv.. trust

what the fuck are any of you are saying?

loooooooooooool so true

Grime wasn't good when ot started trust me

looooooool blud don't.. just don't

it's got nothin to do with this bait shit bein played out now

even slimzee (who's actually fat) plays 100% bait shit now..

trust.. scene is ded

bury it

looool truth family

> not drinking yorkshire tea

"post ironic chavposting" lmao haha

haha mate great post what a pleasure to read

agbt anonposting we allllll (besides neo-bleep) know its you senpai just leave loooooooooooool not even s/t is tricked lmaooooooo

Big up all the late night crew

heyyyy any producers in here want their tracks mastered at D&M? send me your unmastered tracks and i promise to release them on vinyl :)

nobody will fall 4 that dubman

hey come on now i'm serious "pham" :) i think i can even make sure hardwax stocks your tracks please send me your unmastered tracks

were subs ever out for that thing?
I can't understand french

detroit techno is the only good bleep
sorry

>lemsips

Faggot