/bleep/

youtube.com/watch?v=JA5ofM-r6ck

Is it, is it wicked?

You, and me, we had an opportunity

sup guys, I don't listen to /bleep/ music, but I was at a party the other day and asked a guy what he likes.
>liquid DnB
What did he mean by this?

With a little bit of luck

he meant the "liquid" sub genre of drum and bass lol

any rejected man in

youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-aAyvmuvM

Liquid dnb I think

Post dark tunes pls.
youtube.com/watch?v=KCObvhM5HaA

Am I a dreamer

yes lad

Finding your way in the dark

how do u tell the difference between a girl dancing near u by coincidence and her trying to get ur attention/bang?

its hard to tell if someones bumping into u cause ur fucked on mdma or if they're trying to get off with u

i literally have no idea and i dont wanna be one of those creeps grinding on girls at clubs, not that i go for the girls

oi oi whats going on u all good

youtube.com/watch?v=zaZRjQ1HzO4
youtube.com/watch?v=blTeTTtQdvc

rush hour mate

I know man, it's tough. I had a better "nose" for it when I was younger.
I can't hit on girls on the floor anymore, the smoking area is better for that I find.

Cool, do I have to listen DnB under water or something?

the thing is im always out with me mates and i only go out for the music but itd be fun to take someone home

im a lot better looking/dress better than when i first started going out a few years ago and i attribute a lot of this confusion to that

idk senpai felt like i couldve gotten off with so many birds last night maybe that's just the coke hehe

yeah

on the real tho liquid is shit avoid it like the plague

I know how it feels man. I'm a looker myself but I still have a hard time on the floor.

and even though I sometimes feel like "this girl is dancing next to me cause she thinks I'm qt",
I still don't go for it cause I'm not sure and I don't want to be a dog.

and sometimes I think I might fuck up when I recognize it and give her a look or s/t, as if it becomes too obvious. dunno.
I think words are my best tool to get girls tbqh.

LOL

but let the coke find you; and you will find the girl :)

im a pleb and dont really like most techno, but like some stuff on l.i.e.s and mood hut pls recomend me similar music

rush hour.

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also
youtube.com/watch?v=FIN9k0tFnQ4

name a better DJ/producer than peter van hoesen except for donato dozzy

nice thank u buddy

s/o my mum and my sister
s/o my old physics teacher mr. sharpe
s/o my line manager rachael

love u all very much

youtube.com/watch?v=dQPq7nIS64M

youtube.com/watch?v=nwd4TFldzXM

I can't find other tunes like this

It gives an overworldly, late night, walking in the dark vibe.

that's cause mr g is a fucking don

>I could've gotten off with so many girls last night

Why is this desirable?

sounds soft written out but to me the risk of being 'that guy' and making someones night worse outweighs the upside

too tricky to navigate to bother with imo

any of u man tried these dairylea cheese slices before

got bare lean friday and munched a whole pack theyre so nice

ye I don't have a problem chatting up sober girls or girls at a bar or something but clubs are way more cutthroat but the girls generally tend to be fitter

was 2006-2008 the maddes time in london or is it just cos i was in secondary school at the time? like every week youd hear about a guy getting stabbed it was mental

yeah i rate them they're live

2001-2003 when murder mile still meant something

maybe a bit before then but yeah anti-social behaviour was weirdly 'in fashion' for a bit in a way that it isnt now. like even your lower-middle to middle class kids would have a go at mugging someone for their nokia just for a giggle

HAPPY SLAP UK

my gosh

that is nostalgic

s/o to the bullies, the coke hard heads and all the bitches out there

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool #LEDGE

who else 'ere wud lick out a batty? let alone a fuckin fat SLAG SJW moanin cunt like aurora lmao

if i saw her i'd fuckin put a fork in her eye and throw her out the club desu lads

she's lucky i ain't looooooooool

dan is the biggest ledge i've ever seen loooooooooooooooooooooooooool x'DDD

youtube.com/watch?v=zqyYe1Tc_JA&list=FLI31O1VN4Ey91TRc3Muw8zA&index=181

just cleaned my ears with a cotton bud tip, and I can now hear evenly.

be safe people

mate ur not meant to put cotton buds inside the inner ear its dangerous, go to ur GP and get them cleaned out

yeah i know, I only went slightly deep.

i went to the GP and he said to use olive oil eardrops to soften and clear the wax

looks like my GP doesn't care and just wants to shoo me away

lads

serious post this time

how do i beat internet addiction

go backpacking for a couple weeks mayb

get off your computer and go on your phone

duh

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youtube.com/watch?v=q1jc47mXqho

this sounds a levon vincent tune but it isn't

menacing!

stupid cunts talking IN MY HONEST OPINION I BELIEVE THIS IS MELODIC TECHNO

like justttt piss off man jeeeezus

i do coke a bit too much an did a silly amount on friday night

still have pins and needles in my hands so makes me think there's a circulation issue going on
is this just vasoconstriction still? or have a damaged my heart

Get a hobby, go swimming, play sport, read, go to the pub

how's your heart beat?

seems good to be honest

~68bpm and regular

altho i have had palpitations in the past

pins and needles were way worse yday, had em in my feet too, but it just seems odd that they're not gone yet. hopefully tomorrow i guess

just ask if they have gum
ez

>"no".
> ok then

youtube.com/watch?v=4CEo4XvM6Oc

>maybe that's just the coke hehe

(maybe they did want to get with u) but, a huge part of it would have been the coke. the massive ego boost, plus the fact that coke makes u unable to read other people's emotions (dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/26151/1/cocaine-stops-you-recognising-other-people-s-emotions) causes that feel

so this is just Cred Forums's version of /brit/?

seems alright desu

feel when a bird u went to school with deletes u on facey b

like yeah we havent talked for 6 years but still

call me a pleb but i just discovered 320kbps

...

you kidding me how does this even happen

what

would call you pleb if I didn't think you're an idiot

please god no

til now i always got by on my own
i never really cared until i met u :'-(

I'd call you a retard desu

lmaoooo

V0 is superior anyways

except it literally isnt

any pokemon go man in

youtube.com/watch?v=jjHAFZHpeC8

sundaze lads oi oi
youtube.com/watch?v=_fBGAQV9eVE

s/o jimmy for changing my life

anyone else remember in year 8 and 9 when literally everyone had the same superdry windbreaker lol

got a mate who is 21 now still wears it

the one with a million zips?

have u ever inserted ur pecker between a batty crease m8?

looooooooool what kind of a dumb question is that

lmao hero

yeah and like 3 collars

is this a new offshoot label of 1080p's?

should i get these crepes, really rate sauconys to be fair, they got em in olive green as well w/ white sole

youtube.com/watch?v=o_8B38esUUQ

cop

you got a link for the olive green ones?

Anyone have recs for chill underwater bleep. Lots of high pass and breakbeats or just cool percussion. Or even just a genre rec.

yeah mate

urbanindustry.co.uk/collections/all/products/saucony-grid-8500-shoes-olive

Lads...

...

alrite

new Drexciya, duh

looooooooooooool xDDDD

fat fuckin SJW aurora saw her out last night would have knocked her teeth out the back of her throat if she came close to me

trust

youtube.com/watch?v=HGCQ2ch3jNc&index=41&list=FLI31O1VN4Ey91TRc3Muw8zA

what do u even get out of posting this anymore no one finds it funny

you're an actual, literal freak desu

all junglis'

police inna helicopter

anime

this time it feels more real than before
and I hope you feel it too
but I just can't be sure

her meme value is a plus though

fuck off

Any man in??

any restrained use of blemes man in?

anyone have a footwork refix of jamrock?

papau new guinea - future sound of london

youtube.com/watch?v=gjFYv6crYik

will always be a fucking tune

would you play it inna dance?
would you get respectful nods from the "negros"?
youtube.com/watch?v=zXh7mkg_vds

for sure one of the best songs of all time

gqom is FUCKING sick

fuck off, just say black people

obviously I don't actually refer to black people as negros friend

haha man, no need for that

youtube.com/watch?v=kXp7wBH6oHA

any low tolerance for bores man in

Shout out Cedrico Suavé for bringing his new disc in advance and fuck the loser that bought PRESS05 for £6 last night and is now selling it here for £18 today:
discogs.com/sell/item/388344789
What 'tyler00o' doesn't understand is that this record will be out with insert [reason for sale price last night] this week for its affordable retail price at all reasonable underground record shops in various corners of the globe.
So fuck him/her but love you rest!

absolute madman looool

trying to fuse afrobeats and footwork in a track

so far it just sounds like sped up funky

Is it a pleb thing to enjoy Nina Kraviz tunes?

boys why the fuck they change up the sainsburys meal deal

u can only get the shit sandwiches now

go to boots.

innit

if u have to ask then clearly u dont kno

Well done you genius. Why would you ask a question you already know the answer to (excluding rhetorical questions like this ofc ;) ).

nah not at all
it's a pleb thing to comment on paula temple tunes saying "better than nina ;)" though (she is but u know)

yeah weird innit, especially when you do some investigating and see that she's still friends with basically everyone else from school

youtube.com/watch?v=TguA1PUDjBA

caring about both or using the word pleb lls

EXACTLY mate, feels like a bit of a par to be honest

any super squelchy acid bangers in

alri lads

[unintelligible patois mumbling]

i love rei so much that it hurts

listen yeah like obviously mans looking for a tune init
it was like a grime video
it was either a meme/parody or it was laughably bad
it was a fat guy sitting on something (can't remember what it was) and it went like
>go on then (go on then)
>draw for the tool
>go on then (go on then)
>keep chattin your poo poo

those are the lyrics i remember pretty sure that was the hook

Even if she just spoke in mumbled patois?
What am I saying, I'd love her even more then.

are these threads just a very dedicated parody?

i'm english and i've literally never met anyone who talks like this

those are skeppy bars (obv), but it could have been anyone mate

exactly, she's a genuine miracle of the universe i don't give a fuck what anyone says

would dump all my records in a flash if it meant i could be with her

where u from?

listen yeah like obviously yeah bait out the biggest sket you know init

strictly 4 the heads geez

literally who r u come to my flat m8 I will wreck you m8 get at me

lmao those videos, are they still up didnt they get taken down for bullying

skepta lyrics, but he's not fat.

try wiley - scars remix

bruv ask yourself yeah do u really wanna know what the inside of a bodybag looks like

Yeah I know the go on then bars are Skeppy's but it wasn't Skeppy it was a fat lad.

Now that I think about it, he may not have said "draw for the tool". Maybe he did though I dunno. He definitely said "keep chattin your poo poo" though.

I saw it posted on here once like months ago that's how I found it.

It's a fucking abysmal tune but it's been stuck in my head I need to hear it again.

u lads @ corsica on saturday?

watch urselves and don't start shit.
I bring the carbine and if any of u start shit
U GON GET IT

there are actually so many great jeff mills 12"s like damn i want em all

make ur belly look like a bowl of spaghetti

bullets start raining down like confetti

kind of rings a bell

was it on grmdaily or anything like that

have da mercy ayee

Is there good tech house?

"ayee" u scottish or what lmao

no

swear down i cant fucking stand tech house, i have a bunch of mates who profess how much they love techno etc etc and its 100% bait soundcloud shit

maceo plex

everything released around 1995-2002, yeah

nah it ain't a big grime name it had fuck all views

u gonna get it
youtube.com/watch?v=dOb5E0ZleJ0

what

the guy was talking about tech house and then you go on a mad one about techno
what are your fav techno artists anyway

dunno don't think so
i'm just kinda hoping the guy who posted it originally sees this because he'll definitely know what i'm talking about

Can you lads rec me some other essential 90s stuff like Underworld, Orbital, Leftfield etc? I know it's really entry level bleep but the rest of Cred Forums haven't been very helpful. But generals scare me so I didn't try here yet

no what i meant was they say they love techno and what they mean is bait tech house

>tial 90s stuff like Underworld, Orbital, Leftfield etc? I know it's really entry level bleep but the rest of Cred Forums haven't been very helpful. But generals scare me so I didn't try here yet

eiffel 65

fuck

maurizio - m6a is incredible

808 State

youtube.com/watch?v=8dEee7IDuhw

ali g - jungle is massive

techno.org/electronic-music-guide/

is he right senpai

why do people leave the safety of /bleep/ only pain exists there

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
tyler does it again

it is.

It's true, mu is offlimits for me, I just browse here, vg/krog, n/gag, s4s, b/sfur

youtube.com/watch?v=WiiGmoQhkCE

when I've got nothing better 2 do and bleep gets all stale with the banter and starts talking abt vocal grime

t. embryo

>/s4s/
>Cred Forums
really mate

wet

is it still wet

and bleepers, minimize your sodium chloride intake haha. so many anxious boys wanting to prove they are at the front lines

not liking grime is extremely wet

Unlike your mum lol

nah family don't worry about it, s4s is pretty funny and I only go to b for furry porn

lmao

>mexican house

dat pueblo amirite?

Kill yourself

>Electronica does not exist. Not as a genre or a description. It was coined by the North American music press to refer to the second wave of electronic music's explosion in the late 90s, and exists purely as a marketing buzzword, not any actual quantifiable branch of music (the first wave of electronic music, incidentally, they called 'techno', and, having driven the word into the ground beyond all sense of meaning, they couldn't keep using it if they wished to re-market the music). Daft Punk, Fatboy Slim, Prodigy's 'Fat of the Land', Chemical Brothers and other big-time stars of that period were all called "electronica" at one point or another, but the person who really popularized it in the public consciousness was Madonna and her shallow, William Orbit-produced piss-poor attempt at appropriating trance music as something she invented (Ray of Light). She used that word all the damn time in interviews. God I hate her. So yeah: There is no such thing as electronica. I want each and every one of you to stop calling it that, because it makes you sound like a god damn retard. If you want to talk about the music as a whole, simply call it what it is: "electronic music" (or EDM--Electronic Dance Music--for the club/rave stuff). This is a PSA from the Official Electronic Music Genre Standards and Classifications Consortium.

def gonna refer to it as Electronica from now on, thanks senpai. always good to know that i'm annoying the right people

preparing for the trance resurgence

>or EDM--Electronic Dance Music--for the club/rave stuff
not that we needed any further proof that ishkurs guide was horribly out of date lmao

>Madonna and her shallow, William Orbit-produced piss-poor attempt at appropriating trance music as something she invented (Ray of Light). She used that word all the damn time in interviews. God I hate her.
whoa whoa whoa

shit taste much?

yeah it's meaningless at this point

When Madonna came out with her hit "Vogue" you knew it was over. She had taken a very specifically queer, transgendered, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with her lyrics, "It makes no difference if you're black or white, if you're a boy or a girl." Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue sat before me in the club, strung out, depressed and broke. So if anybody requested "Vogue" or any other Madonna track, I told them, "No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I'm DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor's reality!"

ray of light is kinda boring t b h

kylie did it first and better with impossible princess

Madonna is shite m8 sorry

what's some trance that isn't cheesy shite?
giegling got me wanting some ~big emotions~

why arent you lads in the taylor swift thread

fuck off before i batter you

ray of light is like the quintesential late 90's pop album

like how can you hate candy perfume girl or nothing really matters or frozen or little star like ffs

How wuz ur weekend lads?

ate some chocolate and cried

You?

any air max 90 man in

martin-audio.com/downloads/datasheets/AQ28datasheet.pdf

can i use this in a 3m * 3m * 4m room?

do i need anything else?

Yes, a refund.

you can get yer gums around my battered cod m8

why

these are pretty nice what you think

what crepes you all got anyway

I don't know. I thought I would get a "lol" not a question

honestly, i don't know anything about speakers.

will these be fine in producing bass, mids and highs, in my tiny box room?

do I need a special amp or cables?

Not h8 m8 but desu it's b8

dropped out of uni again

Probably. Maybe. Can't be for sure.

if you dont know anything about speakers then do some research before looking at something mad like those

you probably only need a small pair of bookshelves in a tiny box room

No need to be like that s/t

Yeah and rock music is literally bashing rocks together the genre.

Stop being obtuse.

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK

you might make it through the night?

ok, i'm getting them

i'll post proof when i do

I've never gone to one of these threads. Are these for electronic music?

yes

No, that's gabba.

no this is the cybergrind general

Blemes only

basically
but most people are 2 far gone
youtube.com/watch?v=Ignw6BgKu5k

the habits people around here (including myself) tend to have take a toll on your body and soul

no, this is literally /brit/ for people that think they are too cool for Cred Forums.

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?865768

NO

NO

NO

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

FUCK BERGHAIN

berghain does all kinds of stuff on weekdays, why do you not know that?

bwahaha

so much for "muh super sekrit elite club"

wtf

>residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?865768
it's a thursday mate, they have ballet and shit on during the week. club night at the weekend is still the same

ur confirmed for not knowing a thing about berghain mate, have you even tried to get in

Als Berliner ist diese Reaktion der Briten auf das Konzert schon sehr amüsant da hier jeder der auch nur irgendwie mit dem Klub zu tun hat weiß wie das hier läuft.

speak english you nazi

Who the fuck is skybluejamie6? I want him or her banned and exiled

Nein, wir sprechen hier kein Englisch.
/bleep/ heißt ab sofort /biep/ und die Umgangssprache ist das Bundesdeutsche.

ultimate meme looooooooool

>Klub
I knew the clueless middle aged cunts that wrote my textbook were having me on with "Disko"

German bleeps are overrated desu just like their philosophers

This is worse than when that ginger tv host from America came to film a bit there and than The Fat Madonna complained about it and p4k and other news sites picked it up and then Cred Forums and Cred Forums turned the narrative into Berghain being some sort of exclusive gay sex nightclub.

Kant fuck wif da Kant tho

"Disco" is correct, technically. It's a shortened form of "Discotheque", but nobody says either around here. Just go with "Klub", but please don't say "klubben" unless you are pretending to be retarded.

it's on a thursday who cares

why must I have "breakthroughs" now, I am supposed to work tomorrow

Cred Forumstant here

How hard is it to get into this gay club? I need to go see this.

you don't, it's sold out.

just bend awa ill see you get whats coming to ya

>berghain
>gay club
Nigga what are you talking about

wewewewewewewewew ladadadadadadadadad

i have shitty anxiety again and school in 6 hours
give me some positive vibe lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1EePXF-U4

comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=MIqmWZE943A

youtube.com/watch?v=a_uY1Z1dljU

i feel

youtube.com/watch?v=nYpVIDPAePM

ever get social anxiety? fuck thats the worst

I made a mix with my best bleeps guys.
Enjoy.
soundcloud.com/itsgettingtiresometoo/slow-down-mix

youtube.com/watch?v=rC_XHiITTQA

the bleep cru keep making more enemies

truly the pond scum of the london dance music scene

>then Cred Forums and Cred Forums turned the narrative into Berghain being some sort of exclusive gay sex nightclub
that's literally what it is
Granted it's nowhere near as militant as it used to be during the Ostgut days, but it still is a gay club.

Was kann einer wie du schon vom Berghain wissen?

wifi was down so I'm late but can u fuck off

/bleep/dem watch out if u start shit at LT
U GON GET IT

gonna roll up inna tactical gear
bullet gonna rip straight through your face
knife gonna get stuck in ur chest

so just behave or
U GON GET IT

ez

just follow a couple of sjw dj's on twitter (or just 1 notoriously obese one from chicago with problem glasses, blond dyed pixie cut, a cultrally appropriated stage name, and a nasally voice) and show your 'following' page on your mobile phone to sven on ur way in & ur golden.

you also get a free pill if u show the same page to one of the bartenders

nice, thanks anons.

>ever get
man i walk as fast as i can in uni bc im worried of everybody looking at me. im fucked in the head.

>Goes to Berghain once

u n me both mate

>a cultrally appropriated stage name
what's that's supposed to mean?
is it ok to DJ using a girl's name when ur not a girl?

nah The Fat Madonna

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Madonna

sacred religious figure in catholism & especially in poland
she has no right to use that name, especially when she's one of the most 'anti-cultural appropriators' in the scene

learn some culture

I mean it literally has a gay bar

I thought it was a reference to the Black Maria.

lad r u srs?

"post ironic chavposting" lmfao "lad"

DREAD

i think i can finally stop wasting my cash on headphones, lads. i think i'm finally free.

tfw Kassem lp drops on yr bday

Heh n1

Any man in lls

wow exactly 1,000 posts apart well done s/t

any EDM charts?

There's a thread in Cred Forums talking about super eurobeat, and a share with all 200+ albums on it.

Worth listening to any of them?

the initial-D ones

I'm trying to expand my horizons w/r/t electronic music, does anyone know how I should go about finding more house like this youtube.com/watch?v=1Ob1wzjifIk ?

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www.discogs.com

Heh thanks family.

whats so bad about this song
please I'm trying very hard to stop being a pleb

already using it and hopping around between some artists and labels but I feel like I'm only touching on the surface

new burial when

fuck i want a bass burial album

Spend more time on discogs; it's all on there, you just have to find it. No-one can help you with this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN AMERICAN HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any lonely man in

I still don't understand why /bleep/ doesn't like tech house.
Tech house can be really crisp & clean sounding, i quite enjoy a calming tech-house mix.

It's boring

/bleep/ used to love tech house lmao

lol not rlly

Lads...

No it was just a few posters, just like Cred Forums doesn't like garage or grime or jungle or footwork, but a couple of posters here always spam it

this

i mean i tried to listen to it, sometimes a show will come up and they play straight techhouse all night but i end up leaving because i just don't feel the vibes

Boys.

youtube.com/watch?v=TbliC9wckEM

youtube.com/watch?v=B7MAD76eFc0
>i need your lovin' like the sunshine

she sayin that without his lovin' she'd literalaly fuckin DIE that's how much she needs the love

damn bleep

i will fucking smash your face in you little cunt if you ever post a fucking picture of that twat again in any /bleep/ thread ever

fuck off you NONCE

real hardcore mix is the 1 imo

oi oi any gotta be at work @ 8am man in

gonna be bare late lol

youtube.com/watch?v=EWQqVnB2Ajg
youtube.com/watch?v=mKAm8xaOVzM
youtube.com/watch?v=jpSl10eubCI

mr bean

teddy :)

i'v been in a real ghetto house mood this week. anyone got a mega upload of dance mania's catalog? i'm sure i've seen one before.

polish catholics are literal fascists tho

it's thursday u idiot lmao

/bleep/
rec me some more songs like this
youtube.com/watch?v=lkk8fEJispQ

is nicolas jaar's new record /bleep/?

not gonna venture a listen but probably not

Coil LSD and Stolen/Contaminated Songs

>not being self employed

"wew"

A couple tracks maybe

>self-employed
What are you self-employed as? a NEET that makes beats?

>casually employed

*steals

self employed, with enough left over money for gear and milsurp and drugs, enjoy having to show up to work lmao I don't feel like working today so I'm taking it off "innit"

>drugs
lol

loooooool kys

you're already kys for min. wage lmfao

drugs are a part of life nerd deal with it

>drugs are a part of life nerd deal with it

looooooooooooool kys

working towards it
started learning to code last week, if I can't make this work in the next 5 years I'm topping myself t b h hehe
can't deal with being some drone anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=C2_0dgeIn8s

nerds are a part of life druggie deal with it

damn.....

good luck dude don't listen to these "wastemen" self-employed = best employed

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