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Best thread in a very long time dubuhonest

Girl I like is really into BTS. Will I ever be able to compete for her affection?

Good one

i decided i would only make webms of yeri, but shes been doing less webbemable things this time around...

yes
heyo ~

twiceshitters should just end it desu

based chubby SEAmonkey chaser

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yes, tell us

forbidden expression

bts are like the gfriend of gaypop, really successful despite being from a small company and ugly

She's pale and petite though

>bts fangirl

think you need to stop trying to hook up with tweens, mate. 13 may be the age of consent in korea, but here in america that sort of degeneracy is strictly haram.

Yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=la3eJsmK99U

this thread is lit

aaaand just like that I have a new contender for topTwice

Yes, here are the links JUST for Red Velvet
Russian Roulette
youtu.be/NPPmNrlnzWM

Ending
youtu.be/prRIrgY3bFs

Sorry I don't know links for the entire Inkigayo

oh my cub are we complete right now???

how did she react to wendys racist impression (yeah im still mad)

>literally over a year into their debut
idiot

I feel like Twiceboy is wearing a wig

She's 22. And why is age of consent so low in Korea wtf

No need for rudeposting

Irene & Seulgi

>begins hourly hemorrhage
>subtle grunting noises, followed by brief moment of extreme pleasure overwhelming her senses
>resumes toddling and toddler activities

How do you pronounce 떡뽁기?

thanks. RV is all I need

Alright you guys I'll tell my story
I'll post some Mamamoo pics so that I'm still on topic, and try not to derail the thread because I don't want the mods on me
Story takes place over a time frame, we'll start about a year ago
>start a new year of uni
>make a few new friends in the first week but most of them don't stick except for one
>We'll call this friend Mary
>Mary was a pretty girl and by all accounts was easy going, we were in the same program and shared multiple classes
>We talk and hang out often but it takes a while for me to come round and realize I have feelings for Mary
>by the time I realize that I do, me and Mary are very good friends and due to her timidness and my bluntness it would be bad if I asked her out or told her how I feel
>multiple friends of mine ask if we're dating, because we're both good looking and always around eachother
>this just made me feel worse for myself and realize more and more that I like Mary
>sit on the feelings and decide to act on them I the new term after exams pass
I'll continue in the next post, it gets worse in a non beta way

lel
I think so :3

I would marry BP's Jisoo

I won't read that

& nct boy member #13 & lele

fuck off

haha

i'm going to read it

seulgi is a bully?

People were asking for it,
The story sucks at the beginning but gets ridiculous as it goes on
Also quit derailing you shits

>3:18
lol retards

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no

i wanna read the story desu

hope her hair is at least shoulder length until comeback
that's a funny faced cub right there

I like kpg more when you guys post wjsn

irene's speech was robo-autistic. i liked that.

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>seulgi taking a breather after going to town on my dick

I honestly just didn't pay attention to anyone but Tzuyu, then Momo, then Sana, then Momo, then Chaeyoung, then Momo, then Sana and now finally Dubu has piqued my interest.

im only reading once he posts the whole thing, i dont like cliffhangers

i like kpg when you guys post whores

tteokppokgi

ok give me a pic of you are mom so I can post it

Dropped. there is such a thing as too thick.

[breaking]
xuanyi is attractive now

[breaking]
soobin has eaten a potato chip

I'm reading, pls continue.
unrelated note, I'd commit war crimes for Wheein

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wait until you're both hammered and try to make a move. if you get rejected, you can blame the alcohol.

next

anyone else watching archery rn?

jisoo & I already have two kids

they're ugly

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have a heart, sluggobro

the DPM in this thread has fallen off drastically. need to change that.

i have a feeling they're not mine

Daily Dubu reminder that race mixing is an abomination

>exams in full swing
>me and Mary have the same exams except for one, she's in a language course that she's failing
>study together for all the exams and do well, but I can't help her with the language so she gets help from her roommate's friend
>she passes, and we have one exam left
>go to study but notice she's strangely absent and constantly checking her phone. I say we should stop studying and just meet after the exam the next day and she agrees
>we meet up after the exam, and I notice she is unusually giddy
>ends up in the space of a week she went from not knowing the roomates' friend that helped her, to dating the dude
>fucking heartbroken, confess feelings on the spot, and overall make a fool of myself
>my guy friends feel bad. Decide to take me out drinking multiple times to cheer me up
>this continues for months, and I blow an intense amount of money on alcohol
>after a few months of seeing me be an idiot a friend tries to lay some truth on me
>he tells me I'm the best looking dude in the friend group, and he knows this because of the amount of women that approach me
>the catch is that I don't ever care about women and just ignore them or friend zone them
>he tells me he's seen me break so many hearts and he always thought I knew what I was doing
>I tell him I have no idea what he's talking about, but what he tells me hangs around in my mind and make me rethink the friendships I have with women
Continued in the next/last post because I don't know how long posts can be

Starting to like chemistry...

But I wanna racemix with Dubu

hul...

so this is how addiction starts
finished reading this post

I should not have divorced minhee

You guys think Korean girls would like a moderately tan South American dude if he spoke the language?

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white guys only

They don't like browns or blacks.

It depends, are you white or shitskin?

aight

>he restricts himself to kpops within the healthy bmi range
>in the event of famine following an attack by north korea, his waifu would starve to death

hul. it's for people like you that Aesop wrote his fable about the grasshopper and the ant.

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Sorry, they care about their white blood

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It's kind of hard to explain where I am on the spectrum but I'm not pale white nor full blown indio. Biological father had blue eyes and looked whiter. Biological mother also sort of light skin but brown eyes, pretty attractive.

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>korean girls will never look at you like this
sorry, friendito

>long story short, the majority of female friends that I had were into me and I never clued in
>this includes Mary, which re-devestated me when I found out
>can only talk with some friends about this, as most guys think I'm bragging and most girls think I'm coming onto them
>to make it worse I deal with loneliness so I spiral more and more into it
>finally the new year starts up (these past few weeks)
>things are good, hanging out with friends and drinking, and of course posting on kpop general
>eventually we get to tonight when I'm hanging with one of my best friends that is a girl
>we've never been into eachother, and because of that we trust eachother
>what happens is that the entire night consists of her telling me of all the girls that I have dismissed
>some of these girls I actually liked, some are my good friends, and some are fucking crazy. Millionaire families and shit like that
>she can't even feel sorry because she thought I knew
>feel like shit, lonely not because nobody likes me but because I'm so slow to like anyone and don't give a shit about when women are into me
>I also feel 4 years of regret slapping me in the face

That's my story and why I'm drunk as motherfuck. It's shit, and almost some constanza-esque stuff
I'll probably die alone

>Here's irene getting tackled as payment for reading this mess

maybe not, but you can cut the -ito. I'm adopted and raised white. Ironically I'm friends with some legit white supremacists

you could pull it off if you're wealthy, but she'll be a completely vapid bitch who nags a lot.

TWICE IS ON vaughnlive.tv/kgp700

>that webm
kek

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look at that ear poking out

That one chick on the left just dabbed

that piercing is lewd

Oh boy indeed

Next thread we plan our road trip to SK to see Apink

delete this... 'tis far too lewd

first of all, what is the story behind that webm?
and second, you are having one of those "good problems". How old are you? I'm assuming undergrad, in which case you literally have your whole life to meet cool people and fuck around. Just get your degree bro, after that everything gets better so long as you have a job

I think you'll be fine. Just learn to watch for signs of interest.

More importantly, tell me the story of that webm

>adopted
>raised white
>friends with some legit white supremacists
this is some good shit

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yeah that's precisely my problem. I have zero interest in beginning any long term relationships until I have enough money to send two kids to an expensive private school. but by that point the women i'd attract would be exactly what you say. In addition, there's the normal concern of being seen as a ticket to the United States. Fuck I should start working out

fine she can hide it a little jeez

I know this can be good, but I feel like in terms of love and relationships I've wasted about 4 years
I'm really bad at watching for signs of interest
Also the webm is from a red velvet fan meet in China I believe

luda is cute, CUTE!

eunb....

omo precious saida

A lot of Dubu posting
I love Dubu but my Queen needs representation here

i hope everything goes well and you find someone who will accept you and make you feel great

thats not irene you clown

i hope you never find love or happiness

the woman in the webm is not irene dumbasses, she is a chinese actress

Sana is lewd as fuck and not precious. Let's not joke around

what a fucking clown.

undergrad is an extremely shitty place to develop these relationships at the moment. The dynamic over the past couple generations has changed and for many many people it has just become extended teenage playtime. Sure there are some outliers but for the most part you're around children.

dubu deservers all the love in the planet

>Sana is Jap as fuck
true

everyone becomes lewd around dubu

I WAS FUCKIN LIED TO

post chewy looking menacingly at a black girl

Jung Joon Young is our guy

What type of reaction would I even be trying to elicit with this "b8"? I'm just bouncing things off you while I wait for this guy to write more

learn to make the first move.

most girls are socially conditioned not to, so when they like a guy their 'tactic' is to hang around him until he does. after a few weeks, though, they'll usually assume you're not interested, give up, and discount you from future consideration as a partner.

i'll repeat what i said earlier. do it when you're both hammered. this is the entire purpose of alcohol at social gatherings, it helps the socially inept overcome their inhibitions.

this thread is a bit confusing

>fucking japs reeee

I spent all afternoon edging while letting Alice tease me like the little cumslut she is and it felt sooo fucking good.

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twiceboy THO

Slim Jxmmi, got a whole bunch of hit bitches with me
Got your main girl on a bean and the lean
Shakin' like a walkin' tambourine for the green
I can show you how to start a party
I can show you how to pop a bottle
I can show you how to get retarded
Pop the cork on this Dom Perignon
Pour it all on your body, yeah

if dubu didnt look away .... full homomo

>
blueboard bann lololol

Can somebody give me that alice pic please...

i'm not sure but anons like to make up funny shit like that. so it was actually true? are your parents wealthy?

anyone ever call your white supremacists friends "race traitors"? I'll never forget that one kid in Sons of Anarchy who yelled that shit lmao

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WORD

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i should get a tablet...

jisoo tho

Use your phone it makes your peepee look huge.

OMO
Got any more? Here's one I saved once

do it on him

She reminds me someone from Gfriend tho

my dad's had some decent jobs around 300k range but he's working on a startup currently so we're technically cash-tight. I might be set up pretty well for after I graduate thanks to one of his friends.

We're a very small set of friends but I've been hanging around a lot more with my most racist friend and it's been pretty chill. A few others are bound for some great things and they're more quiet about it. They always seem so happy when I agree with most of their points. Weirdly enough, they're all wicked smart

She's begging to be c*cked/c*m tributed.

Based Cred Forumsposter

Please?

the only bad thing about this shoot is that it makes me think about stuff with dubu

nothing you can do, really. you might get lucky with a korean expat at your uni/work but i wouldn't bank on it.

you can't hold it against them, though. if all it takes is a few years of listening to their pop music for someone to start fetishizing them, it's no surprise that after their own life time of cultural conditioning they've developed a dispreference for non-korean dudes.

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This thread is going slow
Here's some classic dubu to help speed stuff up

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Wow, fuck you selfish assholes.

>She reminds me of someone in KARA tho
wordito

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Money fucks everything up. Just work and pay child support like everyone else, you won't ever get the american dream

if i had the photo id give it to you. the only one we know has it is the creep who made that webm, you can only be mad at him

Yeah those are good points. I plan on working international and one of the likely places in the two year range is Indonesia. Figure if I get put there for a year or two I'd take a holiday to SK and finally see it.

A Momo to get back on track

need to keep the DPM high

best kpop couple

cute as fk

>Weirdly enough, they're all wicked smart
this is more common than most people care to admit. most racists only hate the subhuman type

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this is a problem many people would kill to have
so chin up and look ahead, now you know

Here. Go crazy. Give her your cock, cowper's fluid, cum, whatever.

you dont have to post momo

say that to my face and not online and see what happens

Nah I wasn't planning on the American dream. I've gotten to travel a bit with my dad and university research and something I've noticed is I could make anyplace home. It's great to be an American and have some peace of mind but I'm confident in my ability to make a new life in another country provided I know the language. So I'm trying to learn Chinese. Already know Spanish and Portuguese

are you the "jiae guy"?

Somebody did one for Jiae? Link please?

THIS.

Good luck on that meme

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Memes can be dreams

Is Dubu wearing shorts under that towel?

I just wanna feed luda with Trolli's 2bh

i wish i had sex drive it seems so fun

Is Chungha into white guys too?

grandpa/soy eater detected

absolutely not

Yes, I think so

whitefags get cucked around here so no

so unattractive when she exaggerates everything

Most of WJSN are uggos.

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I want to know more about Luda. Can anyone link me some videos about her? Like backstage or interviews

no

exactly

She's begging for constantly though.

They're up on stage in front of an audience.
It is not easy to see "un-exaggerated" facial expressions and movements.

This is the first thing they teach you when you become a performer, you fucking pleb that doesn't know shit.

Fight the urges

hello ^_^

hii ^~^

when will we get more autistic thank you messages like this?
I need to hear rose's qt accent again, too

rv doesn't do it tho

*donkey kong country beaver noise*

crazy talk. that's what makes it cute

>mfw oppa is happy to see me

out in the west
have a heavy pain in my chest

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what is wendy?

a cutie and a great singer

lel

I'll always love those teeth

post a good pic of jiae to blast and i'll do it

ok i would but i literally cant, she's shy when not performing

this episode of cosmic diary is almost all the character development she's ever gotten
youtu.be/wAp0XdgkVnE

cute

luda
xuan yi
yeoreum

are top cuties

chengy has top top thighs

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top top forehead you mean

don't you dare

ah-choo

wtf si wrong with her face

ugly as fuck desu

bless you, i just sneezed too

dropped my (You)

She looks very plastic tho

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her shocked face is funny tho

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face like a tree stump

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actual goddess

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wtf I love tree stumps now

jiae is one of the prettiest visuals in the game. makes me smile every time some dubu/twiceboy lovers try to act like she's ugly

Why do you lowlife neckbeards jerk off to asian girls? Why don't you cucks talk about music ?

We don't like kfappers, you nincompoop

A shit

this is /s/ thread on mu

thanks doc

I remember you were climbing on top of me
Why you acting like you fucking forgot me
I've been dreaming about a place out in Hollywood
Tell my mama that I'm moving to Hollywood

i actually like the new hair

do you like choa and slug too?

You man babies only talk about waifus.Why don't you discuss music?Also why are you talking about gooks on a white supremacist board?

smoking hot minah
dat padding tho

if im a dog then youre a bitch *cliche arpeggio*

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Seulgi posters are good posters.

I don't wanna lose you
I don't wanna hate you
I don't wanna do you like that
Why you gotta do me like that?
Cause I got face tats and my boots black
I don't wanna go to school I'on like that
Everybody think I'm cool I'on like that
Codeine by the pool while I write raps
Spend money like a fool I'ma make it back

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vomited my breakfast

slug posters love pits I believe

archery has been pretty comfy so far.

kissing seulgi is like a plate of garbage for diner

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joy looks alright here

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Her face is kinda weird

hapipipit

When i get that Benz, I'ma pullup in the rain
and im gon say
you werennttt therreee *skkkrrrrtt*

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How do I freeze time, guys?

>tfw ywn be Yeri's boyfriend
>She will never introduce you to her unnies
>Her unnies will never be envious of their maknae
>they will never try to get your attention and steal you from her, to prove to themselves they are still pretty like her

Omo...

im fat lol

slug is too dumb for that

with a grandma like that you should be asking how to reverse time

based kirretov

ew

lmao

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They say I got brains
But they ain't doing me no good
I wish they could

*walks into thread*

hgnnn...

What a ray of sunshine.
Literally, LITERALLY saved kpop.

SEULGI & DUBU. this is officially the best thread ever.

Is that best girl I see :3

*jackson flips into thread*

more of a spin than a flip

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Got more from that day? Eunbabe looking CUTE!

No. Korean grannies are my weakness.

youtube.com/watch?v=noOQhN9TTVg

yeah

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>showing off for Hani by spinning around really fast

spin to win

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Post it all. (or source)

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>gvomit posts are getting more (You)s than irene posts
truly a sad day to be alive

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twitter.com/Eunha_ID/status/773738327979663365
this tweet is all i have

thia thread is terrible. nothing but memes

i'm bored af tbhfam

My current favorite kwebm

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hani and jackson are bros

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when will someone invent chub padding

>Exo members ignore Lay after he collapses behind stage

lmao, nice group you got there.

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nice gap

explain?

*collapses in the /kpg/*

thankyou

wow its fucking nothing

I remember when some girl told me I looked like Lay. I look nothing like him though

*ignores the traitorous chinese*

HAME?

are you ok

*flips over Chinese brother*

on time thread

you guys are so gay

kys