Born John Ruskin

>born John Ruskin
>48 years old
>no wife or kids
>legally changed his name to Nardwuar the human serviette

Why does Cred Forums worship this freak?

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>legally changed his name to Nardwuar the human serviette
That can't be true.

A group of freaks worshipping a god freak, what's so weird here?

Sweet hoodie

>>no wife or kids

>implying that is a bad thing

because he's incredibly well-researched and takes his role more seriously than 99% of music writers

retards can't get past the facade

Because of this

youtube.com/watch?v=5RKbSi87J5Q&feature=youtu.be&t=313

Because he's good at what he does and doesn't let twats like you bully him into conformity.

Does anyone else think Nardwuar seems genuinely autistic?

who knew blur were the biggest bullies
youtube.com/watch?v=AkNvk2MgiCc

>Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

Apparently watching this was the wake up call Dave Rowntree to stop doing drugs and sort himself out.

kek what video was that

You're wrong, it was Lydia Lunch:
youtube.com/watch?v=E92qnnRlQ2w

you mean 'everyone else watching this'
i doubt he would have cared if he didn't end up looking like such a cunt

Maybe but there are a lot of ways to not be neuro-typical that aren't part of the autistic spectrum.

You like this one?

I think seeing yourself being such a cunt would do the trick.

yeah it is pretty bad

I mean, jokes on her tho. Who the fuck remembers Lydia Lunch anymore?

Its an act

Yes, a bit memey color but I like that

wow what a person so lost in their own ego.

sounds like you

seems to me that he does what he enjoys without harming anyone other than Henry Rollins.

why would you say that?

you would be afraid of Rollins

nardwuar is the GOAT and nobody can convince me otherwise. the mans a genius.

effay af f@m

Wrong!
It was Sonic Youth
Part 1. youtube.com/watch?v=pkQi-Gpatac
Part 2. youtube.com/watch?v=n9gN_Krim7M

thurston running up the hill at the end made me lol.
i think in another interview like 10 years later lee ronaldo runs over the same record in a buggy i cant remember

kids are fucking annoying, man

i wouldn't want that shit in my life.

Apparently he smells like shit too. There are multiple interviews where the person being interviewed makes a comment about how bad he smells. Check out the Eric Andre one.

still smells better than you

I tried watching some interviews of his but it was pretty unbearable

that was intentional, eric andre did that on his show for his guests so nardwuar did the same thing to him as an homage

Dude Agora is so fucking great

I actually like Nardwaur a lot, but...is it an act?

I have never seen or heard an account of someone meeting him and having a normal, serious, non-goofy conversation. Every interview or interaction with him I've seen on video he just seems...not normal.

I don't think its an act hes just weird

It is an act, Henry Rollins and Eric Andre mention it in their interviews

No they don't

then why's his music utter trash?

"I think it's cute how you can turn it on and off" - Rollins
Andre mentions "the real thing" at the start of the interview, meaning how Nardwuar was acting before the camera started filming.

god these guys are such joyless faggots. fuck britpop

oh and you're happy all the time? get a grip

holy shit this goes hard.

oh did someone come after your precious british band?

imagine being this much of a cunt

>i didn't start the band
>the band started me

Why would you want kids in 2016? And women can be pretty annoying as well unless you find a real good one.

no its not an act
have you seen his ted talk
just face it. the guy is weird nothing is wrong with that

i'd fight him.

his schtick gets old fast.

if i watch his interviews its mostly to look up the albums he pulls out

I don't think you understood the show you're quoting dude.

The point of this scene is that Marty is trying to act like he's a decent family man with strong moral values, when really he's a violent, angry, sexist, and childish asshole

youtu.be/Rt8i4lStIxg
See for yourself

Pretty sure Rollins said he smelled too.

Specifically he said he had bad breath

You do too

They're all white, no surprise.

Its a known fact that rappers like Nardwuar the best

Yeah I guess Sam Hyde's ted talk was totally real as well

Why are you so mean to strangers user?

What's the problem with Nardwuar playing an act for interviews? It doesn't make them less authentic or anything.

It was the one where Myke went off on B.O.B. with all of the flat earth stuff I think

two to the one, to the one to the three

I Iike good pussy like I like good tree

chhill out hes just autistic

He smells really bad

I really don't find him funny, but I understand the old interviews where he's aggressively annoying and a bit of a cunt. I don't get the mild modern stuff, it's like he's a bit awkward and mildly annoying, what's the point?

nard musk

Nard by Nardwuar
eau de toilette

the undisputed GOAT episode coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=rMyvB2wAXYI

kek

>no wife or kids
[citation needed]
>legally changed his name to Nardwuar the human serviette
[citation needed]

>He was accepted into the University of British Columbia (UBC) in 1986, the same year he changed his name to Nardwuar.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nardwuar_the_Human_Serviette

doesn't mean he changed it legally
here's the relevant extract from the source given in the wikipedia article for that claim: exclaim.ca/music/article/nardwuar_human_serviette-almost_famous
>The name Nardwuar the Human Serviette is born. "I was walking down 24th Street in West Vancouver, mumbling to myself and ['Nardwuar'] seemed like a neat word that I barked out. 'Human Serviette' came out because the Cramps had 'Human Fly.' When I was in the States with some clam chowder dripping down my chin, I asked for serviettes and they didn't know what the hell that was. They only knew napkins, so I became Nardwuar the Human Serviette."
he doesn't say he legally changed his name, for all we know he just started using it as a name, rather than changing it legally.

his TED talk is genuinely touching, I love watching it from time to time

he actually does have a kid. Im not sure if he is still together with the girl or not. I think he just don't talk about his private life much

This. I've seen him bring up shit that the musicians barely remember.