Post the worst lyrics you have ever heard ITT

>Pussy is my passion
>I just can't help it I see a cookie I grab one

J. Cole said this

IIIIMMMMMM SOOOOOO SENSITIVEEEEEEEEE

>Here come old flat top he come grooving up slowly
>he got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller

John Lennon said this

It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name

>now if i fucke this model
>and i just sat on this bleacher
>imma became a teacher?
damn...

>She’s so, she’s so
>Beat thirsty, thought I heard a mosquito

damn...

Do you want to learn how to swim?

the song sucks in general

>Let's get hot tonight baby
>you make life worth livin'
>loving you is like church baby
>now ride my stairway to heaven

The Woods of Ypers lyrics are just so fucking bad.

THIS is objectively the worst song ever written. I had to cut it down a little bit so you get the idea.

Today's lesson plan: it's how to give a rim job
Bury my face in your ass and beat me til your cock throbs

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I missed class for this now motherfucking breed me

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Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard

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Will you fuck my til I bleed, Give me what I fucking need

Teacher, Teacher, Fuck me like my preacher; Be so naughty, Do my body
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Wipe it with your cum sheild, ooh rated X, Deal..

Like my dick in my pants; It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft; It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, You can break me off
I'm gonna fuck you for an A cause I gotta get my play

Like my dick in my pants; It's going up, up, up
Like your mouth on my shaft; It's going down, down, down
You can raise me up, You can break me off
I'm gonna fuck you for an A cause I gotta get my play

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to bust
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Show me your chest
Ring the school bell, Yes, It's time for recess

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy so take that paddle to my ass
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard

Be a whore for an A, Got a couple of D's
Hey, I can get real horny with B's
Gotta take off your clothes but slow like a stripper
Slide down my pole, I think I should tip her

My desk is gonna slap that ass, The test; Oral, I think I'll pass
Throw me up against the desk, Throw me up against the desk
I think *ha ha* I think I'm gonna pass this test

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, You're a sex angel from above
I'll be your book worm and give you all my love

what the fuck i thought blood on the dance floor was tumblrcore 21p tier shit

i to look up this song (innocent high) i had to include the band name because otherwise its porn i guess

MADMAN

Kiss my ashes, nerd

fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink

>I wear graphic t's
>they get me the ladies

>got homies they crackers like ritz
>yo grandma and auntie my bitch
>niggas talking that trash like a dumpster
>yo girl look like Herman Munster

And they call this fool a genius

>When I'm rushing on my run
>And I feel just like Jesus' son
>And I guess that I just don't know
>And I guess that I just don't know

Dude Jesus didn't even have a son lol

>THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN, YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS

No, theyre literal rapists

>You need a nigga thas gon put it in ya mouth
>Dick so big iss like a foot was in ya mouth
>Y'ain't babysittin but my kids all on yo couch

>you think you the shit
>nigga you can't even out fart me

I think he's some kind of self aware genius.

Otherwise if people are actually calling that genius I've lost faith in music

"I let you feel like you're the shit, but you can't out-fart me"

-J. Cole

>I know it's corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
>I know it's corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
>You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage
>You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich

>Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till
An actual Lil Wayne lyric.

>you make life worth living
I can relate to that, but only if it is about the girl making you enter on a existencial crisis and helping you leave it by being there, while you work that shit out mentally.

Pretty much every line from tha carter 3

>nearly every single post so far is from a black artist
Really makes ya think.

This is why I cringe when I go pitchfork or Fantano's page and 90% of it is dead-serious reviews about some fuckhead rapper no one's heard of. It's ludicrous.

Pretty good series if you ask me

>Dude Jesus didn't even have a son lol
wait actually youre right wtf how did I never notice

>come over here babe and sit on my log
>gonna fuck you hard like my old black dog
How did they keep getting away with this?

>It's ok for cops to kill blacks because blacks kill blacks

By that logic, it's ok for terrorists to kill Americans since Americans kill other Americans.

Also holding an entire race accountable for criminals who happen to be the same skin color as them is a double standard.

>White boy who shot up a church
"He was just mentally disturbed guys. He was bullied. He was a quiet child, he never did nuffin. Please pray for the family guyz."

>Black guy robs convenience store
"FUCKING NIGGERS EVERY SINGLE TIME I FUCKING KNEW IT KILL THEM ALL"