/bleep/

leave

drugs aren't cool, expensive (unless you're a chav LMAO) or important. where did I imply that?

youtube.com/watch?v=dvBLzT4ymw4

watch out my guy PLO man will call you out

leave

saying that people who don't include drugs as part of their life as nerds
saying that u have enough left over money for drugs, like that's some kind of brag
including drugs in the list of things that u have money left over for at all

Who the fuck cares? I'm starting to think you're samefagging desu bc I don't understand how anyone could care what that nigger says

lol do u want me to brag about paying bills? if one wants to "brag" you have to do it by pointing out the dumb shit you like to buy with your money. also, come to think of it I barely buy any drugs since I just grow them in my backyard lmfao

nerd

so u have enough money left over from "working casually" to grow cannabis in ur backyard
thanks for telling us that

wish at least weed was legal here desu, dont wanna deal with deepwebs and shady dealings anymore

Stop responding cuck

no hehe :)

Speaking of niggers, I can't believe tenny boy is actually gone

if tenny can make it we all can

Wew

>やめろ!

>thumb and forefinger tap, laughter
>yeah, you know it
>a fingertip placed on the lips which gave a little (shh!)
>maybe we'll talk about that, not now
>you see i'm jackin'
>all my friends are here, there's just
>no time for taboo
>can't believe i have to rap on tracks so you get it
>wanna talk about so much stuff then you just give me hush
>we can sort that out for now, the place is packing
>spent the cash on a new dance floor
>and everyone's come through

>it's all lipslap
>thinking caps
>just lipslap
>that is that

>i can't hear you cause this beat is taking over
>i'm not one to lip-read and you don't come with subtitles
>you sure talk the walk into your walkie-talkie
>but you can't keep a secret and you never get a word in (uhh?)
>why don't you keep me in the loop, i like it posted
>you stay here and watch an old brick wall get freshly painted
>if you didn't catch the facts, i'll repeat them
>but to be as smart as me you have to know the slang
>yeah

>it's all lipslap
>thinking caps
>just lipslap
>that is that

>i'll put string through a tin can
>tied up to a goldfish tank
>watch them pass 'round a whisper
>take turns seeing where it lands

>it's all lipslap (get down!)
>thinking caps (what?)
>just lipslap (be proud!)
>that is that
>it's all lipslap
>thinking caps
>just lipslap (yeah)
>that is that

>i'll put string through a tin can
>tied up to a goldfish tank
>watch them pass 'round a whisper
>take turns seeing where it lands

DOMINICAN TO THE MAX

[unintelligible patois mumbling]

nerd

>tenny boy is actually gone
don't think he is.
He never published the trip, so he might come back one day.

damn wish u guys wouldnt use the N word so much

post yfw you're so drunk you steal kerri chandlers record bag

I wish you would stop trying to censor language.

i stole mall grab's virginity

>Implying you've lost yours

mall grab was my first

if you can identify the majority of tunes in the dance and have discogs sesh's in the smokin area with ur mates then U R A certified HEAD my friend

if i post "wut about ricardo villalobos" with some unrelated pic can i be in kool and the gang?

>that piccy
Ugh I'm going to be sick...

...

fuck off s/t why are you such a dickhead lol

cant believe some people were chatting shit about ray of light in the last thread

Yeah your gang would consist of you and one other autist lmaoooo

...

i used to know a true head but he topped himself

watch it kieran or I'll call jobcentre and tell them to add 4ch to their filter no more chavposting in /bleep/ lmfao

youtube.com/watch?v=YBfLWZl2OtY

why are so many of ur insults class based haha

Bitter americunts kys

if u have to ask u don't know
if u don't know u don't understand
if u don't understand get out

you sound bitter

I'm actually p nice irl :)

this one knows....

innit. Man gets off the island and suddenly he's a house nigga lls baka

b/c bongs are classists

lioooooooooool so true

remind me, who is lotic and why do I know that name?

is there a more comfy track than etapp kyle - luna?

We almost there, don't forget to buy a ticket!

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?864167

...and don't forget
≈ U GON GET IT ≈

U GON GET IT sure is nice.
has bare potential to become a proper /bleme/ imo

jimmy asquith kill yourself

stay in your stricty lofi containment area

Is he our guy?

nah
thing is about this lofi meme shit is that they know how to build a meme even if the music is shit
U GON GET IT is brilliant

...

*moans in ecstasy*

*explodes*

par lol

listening to some techno....

stopped listen to some techno....

youtube.com/watch?v=TJSDwrQqCt8

the absolute ledge

ffs lads
I left this record out next to my pc and I just accidently spunked on it lmao

loooool

asquith posting stops when man gets rinsed

reckon it is actually him lads, hes upset now and has closed his macbook and is leaving starbucks

i noticed this too i think its him

weak load lad

if you posts that fucking poster, u gon get or some other lofi meme shit again i will shoot up corsica

do it pussy

Ill be waiting with my katana

please do it s/t, this is your chance to be remembered. people will think about what you've been saying all these years if you do it. get mall grab too

youtube.com/watch?v=usi39cI7gWg

post diana ross

don't do it s/t we love you despite you liking amnesia scanner

loool do it s/t this is the only way anyone will ever take you seriously, you'll be doing the world a favour

hahaha looooooooool U GON GET IT looool loooooooo loooooooooooool

loool it is just 2 jokes guys loooooool

haha loool what am i gon get looooool soundcloud vst distortion's greatest hits looooool cant wait jimmy loooool u gon get it haha 2 much loooool

u huffing poppers or what lad?

just high on exquisite banter mate u gon get it loooooooool

one tap water, please *face creases into demonic grin*

I always take a bottle cap with me to a festival so I only have to order a bottle of water once and then I just keep it in my pocket and refill it at the toilet whenever. Mostly drink beer or red bull anyways.

I wipe bogies under the taps.

lads can anybody rec me a hip bag to wear to a festival, I find it comes in pretty handy because I don't wanna be wearing my sunglasses all the time and then I'll have something to store all my miscellaneous goodies in

Yes ok lads jokes today I see
Post tunes ffs

jdsports.co.uk/product/black-emporio-armani-ea7-train-pouch-bag/205339/

sorry m8, the British Bureau of Bangers is experiencing a sound drought until further notice

contemplate this colour instead

I reckon baby blue is better

This blue is the best blue

youtu.be/lzGHVoqXuQE

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?884652

Jaded New Years Day with Dax J & Cleric

youtube.com/watch?v=abRILzqDNbs

4:01

A CUTE !

post new garridge
youtube.com/watch?v=m3E7teBQhBw

youtube.com/watch?v=NxuJ3RosR80

is this a classic bleep tune

standard squad bag

any man in loool

a brown man bag like naila

vocaroo.com/i/s0nIr6caYtFW

Well lads

you off your meds again, brer

pretty hyped for friday lads

catch me in room 3 not speaking

this is fkn bants
whats the context

:3

skiddle.com/whats-on/Croydon/BOXPARK-CROYDON/Eskimo-Dance/12816488/

any man?

oh wow look at this poor oppressed male

dead as my nan mate

I'm neither poor, nor oppressed, nor male.
you tried though, 3/10

breakbeats were a mistake

that's really adorable, getting super flustered over misspeaking and trying to to correct herself while everyone already got what she was trying to say anyway

Get the timberland one from jd that everyone had in year 8

GET HYPAAAAAAAA

t u n e

listening to depeche mode, playing warcraft III, having laughs with lads
cozy

post great EDM tracks with electric guitar in them

youtube.com/watch?v=uM-zI9agabI

Acting Press - Xali'p - Glass Horizon mega

mega.nz/#!kksTXKIS!U115etEx-52XuSBCqMZH3SIi_R4VoGZhLAyixIX2KPA

midi steel guitars is the sound of the late 90s and the early 2000s that I don't miss

any scottish man in?

Cred Forums thinks the prodigy are pop punk lmao

safe

any egg man in?

Innit, lad. Wew

this madman!!
he ripped the record!! dont tell plo man HE'S GONNA FREAK

any any man in man in

best bleep lad
safe man

any man in
any man out
what are you mandem talkin about

woii

egg cru

on the real, any scottish man in
need digging spots in edinburgh innit

when someone asks, "any intelligent grime man in" are they asking if any man who rates intelligent grime is in the thread or if there is any intelligent man who rates grime???

Tbh I don't think either of them make any sense but that's just imo looooool

Any trance man in?

any "any 'any man in' man in" man in

oi oi get the dizzle on the gwarn

oi yes

Hehe

really rate mumdance

...

someone put it on soulseek

>digging spots
do you still think we are in the 90s?

the meadows are pretty big hehe

any gyal in?

yes hehe :P xxx

>emoji
>wew

ayyy
≈ U GON GET IT ≈

Boys. Post some heavy bassweight

i got chu
youtube.com/watch?v=BF9m8vpypRk

just realised "U GON GET IT" is actually fairly problematic
is asquith inciting violence/ sexual assault?

...

Pic kinda looks like my sis's paki bf

srsly dude?

>is asquith inciting violence/ sexual assault?
hey hehe xxx girl here xDDD :P :P xoxox

i feel very uncomfortable around asquith, he's a known misogynist hehe xoxox

;)

im a girl and i have kissed asquith

ama

is your bush thicker than his beard hehe xxx lol xoxox

Why do girls bleed once a month? Shits crazy lol

yo asquith gtfo

this isn't america lad

u dnt have to really get worried about being shot in night clubs here LMAO

how dusty is his house looooooooooool

really rated the mc asuka / mc eri clash 2bh, was gully

you will when im in the club lls

loloool true

well was a good kisser

looooooooool

looooooooool

yeah yeah yeah
i'm still about

What's wrong with vibes again

soundcloud.com/user-971200952/welcome-top-cuck-city

Still waiting for actual Future Trance

post tunes lads
youtube.com/watch?v=KOu8n9RnFb4

youtu.be/uhdVZpNwMlQ
??

youtube.com/watch?v=FwTJH3q5nWk

Literally can't stop listening to Todd Edwards m8s.
youtube.com/watch?v=F3Ji7-x0UkM

I didn't mean to post this

ignore it

too late mate
I already don't like you anymore

Lads can we all agree lies is better than LT?

wtf i want to die :^(

lol i played toontown

sellbot hq was the best hq

post a tune before you do
bless

dont do it, i like u
i never knew anybody that played TT

post more

yes

how many memorable releases are on LT? and how many on lies?

fair enough both have some seriously dull records but LT is all dull whereas lies has some classics

youtube.com/watch?v=MgYI06geeOo

Ye this was huge

youtu.be/7OwfXqMvf5c

jam on ittt

not future enough

still rate girl unit

LT > LIES

youtube.com/watch?v=4mtmgziQPe4

prove it jimmy

well you know what they say about trips...

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

...

lads honestly big respect for all the support
see you on saturday

LT be bringing the heat

/out ≈≈≈

u gonna clash asuka again?

anyone else actually like the remixes of past hip hop songs coming through now? Its funny cause I normally always hated how many times people have just rehashed an 80s pop song with just a beat behind it.
Maybe its just because hip hop is one of my favorite genres

youtube.com/watch?v=p8cpGAbbM9w
youtube.com/watch?v=fwa2-rq-_lI
youtube.com/watch?v=ryAguA7oKiw
youtube.com/watch?v=htUH7qq3Pvw

name some LT records that hold their ground against LIES classics like YYYYYYYYYY, 4 Club Use, Lifetrax

too much heat

92, very truly incredible, never to be repeated in history. The Summer-time! Unimaginable!

First big rave of May, Holiday, Castle Morton at Malvern Hills! DJ's great. My mate - total fossilised face. Dance, dance, dance. Non-stop dancing and fucking and getting lost, Tom – K case, eyes bulging out, drugs must have been good saw Groover’s beige Jaguar, woof! There wearing out, and by nine in the morning - stinko city!

Blinding weekend, my mate had his first E experience, Watched the middle, and hear blasts of sound as things were set up. Travelling off all the centre of the plod ended up just laughing at the crowd. they got the car the horizon the middle, and drive through the horizon there, the center of the festival. Divine intervention that no-one was killed that day.

I first heard hardcore when I came down (pun!!) South though, I remarked about this "strange 'London' sound", which was a very psychedelic presence. Breakbeat-led! Wow! The Lazerdrome in Peckham, very big, and Labrinth.

It was the first time the result was music made purely and TRUELY for dancing, and out would come that the first time when it was all mad. It It was all over the place with that BEAUTIFUL Akai sampler,when young kids fed everything they heard, re-felt and and re-imagined into the this amazing new SOUND.

A lot of the time, those like me (a student, aged 18, a baby), then it was a race to emerse yourself in an all-encompassing grassroots culture, you were fanatical; it was staggering, and our local pirate station, Don FM was the soruce. A lot of the best production House records got played. They had some of the likes of Fantazia, the rave, and the classic thing they had some of years when you’re young – I mean, I loved all the Producers, Acen, seeing "Sonz of Da Loop Da Loop Era" on the TELEVISION! likes of Fantazia, and the music via mixtapes and rave tapes from the bits off everything you could cobble together. Nothing like it! I could never forget Melanie either!

hi mosklaus looooooool

>YYYYYYYYYY, 4 Club Use, Lifetrax
have you listened to those records in recent times? you would not be asking that question if you did

LT IS THE BOSS

yes

name some LT records that people will be listening to in 5 years or more

desu 4 club use only is the best dishwasher house tune ever made

are you crazy man? you can only like 2000 characters to a post here! i would have to make like 3 seperate posts because the whole label is classics desu including all the sub labels

discogs.com/label/591234-Lobster-Theremin

why are lo-fi house/LT fans trying so hard to be a meme?

>trying
lofi house is a meme

is just jimmy asquith trying to viral market his night

excuse me? shut the hell up

chip can't run out of bars

LT played a night near me last week and the guys running it were proper memers it was cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=PUKb5sR3waU

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?864167

yeah they are all faggots

easily one of the best rinse shows of the year
i must purchase a ticket for saturday!
oh look a link to the resident advisor page and tickets are still for sale! so soooo good!!!

s/t are you going to do this or what? you got ammo yeah?

lengman here
remember what I said about starting shit

even if Asquith starts shit, well, even HE'S GON GET IT
gonna spit rounds

please wipe out all these lofi meme housers
DO IT LENGMAN

no
I'm just going to make sure everyone behaves and none of the LDN crew start shit

≈ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ≈

reminder:

the ppl at the LT show will be the same ppl that wear /bleep/ tshirts with that pic of that girl

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

just a bit of bants ini lad hehe :)

I'm Gonna Kick Flip Over Yr Ded Body and Play A 4/4 Riddim Wit Tha Swing ON Maxx

uncompromising hardware jams

woman is the devil

Potentially the rawest post of this year .

lo-fi lo-pass bredren

what are u trying to say man

how many tunes a day do you listen to
i feel overwhelmed by how much keeps getting pumped out

LT is a good label, but the shirt with the girl on it was proper cringe not going to lie.

idk man i just listen to like 10-15 seconds of a certain track if i like it i'll listen to 2-3 more minutes if it's a jam i'll add it to discogs wantlist, if i don't like it within the first 15 seconds it's onto the next 1

repping EH1

yeah same here its shite 90% of the time but just staying on top outside of going to club feels like a full time chore

Am I the only one who always skips to 1m when listening to a track for the first time.

No point in listening to the buildup put there for mixing

ard post... fuck

obviously
my adhd might have something to do with it but if i'm on the hunt for dance tunes i won't listen to the buildups

mistakes were made

i made that original post, like a year and a half ago or whenever it was. regret it now. tshirt thing is some of the biggest cringe imaginable. apparently some of aurora's twitter friends recognised /bleep/ posters out and about because they were wearing that tshirt.

Oh when the banters right
And the tunes are tight
Oh what a night!

big ups mickeybeam

pic of shirt?

if someone could photoshop aurora into a bleep tshirt that'd be pretty hilarious ngl

loooool "stale blemes" hahahaha lmfaooooooooo loooool

pure sweat
youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM

banging

when is the /bleep/ meme netlabel set to launch

i like 'em

aquasky was doing this with skeelo ages ago

youtube.com/watch?v=2aXNGIAaM-Y

new s.o.n.s is peng
soundcloud.com/s-o-n-s/sons-acid-dreams-trance-jungle-mix-so-02jp-ns

his uploads are always class

what genre is this? deep house?

Woman is the devil

no actually future acid

>>>This post is dedicated to Donald J. Trump

ehhhhh idk im just not feeling it

it's butt funk

fuck you faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=8tkRCv-zVP4

looooooool

yeye step it up biatchhhhh
youtube.com/watch?v=vc0us4s2DU0

this thread is nothing but pretentious underage huh

not really, now head on back to Cred Forums

nah mate is that

I'm underage ;)
Don't hit on me you silly soundboys

underagers just dont understand bleeps desu

I know i sure as hell didnt

this. Most underagers would be into EDM and shit.

Hell even a lot of 18 and 19 year olds on Cred Forums are still into EDM since Skrillex and stuff was what they grew up with.

just a reminder to never let your non-close friends know that you like dance music or people will send you this
youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jB8HgPzpY
saying that you'll like it

Three years ago I would've disagreed but three years ago my taste was shit

Memories.

St Ives, Strawberry Fields in Hale, and various ones at the Plymouth Warehouse (Club Oz), like.

My tape collecting rave days. The Shire Horse Centre at local rave years were 1990 to 1998

I REALLY wish I could of lived in Blackburn, or near Milton Keynes, or any other ones. I went to various ones at the Plymouth Warehouse (Club Oz), like Omnitechs, Obsessions, etc etc.

'93 Batcombe Down picnic area out in Dorset. Mental muddy. So stringy. Very wonky ketamine going around. Tai Chi moves like this, it’s ace. In the mud and the mud and do I care – whose anyone? Just move like we were in a rocket rushing through a space stormy boat.

There people really up for it happening parties, too, though, even early stage, the trip was a confusing ketamised visit to the weather. And the weather. And the weather. And the weather. And the loo too (ha-ha!) as such; (but a very steep slope covered with nettles was no fun). Happy days. Never been better, but saw some people really had overdone it on the same feelings like a drunk, but happening party crew! I remember feeling "I have the weather. And the weather been heaps of us wobbling around semicomatose!"

Why lad

i disagree, i am underage, and i like all of the good things

garridge

jungle

oh

wait

i'm a meme.
oh well

soundcloud.com/kabalion/yuka-bnrs-elixir1
catch me rolling a cigarette

Do you like boi pussy

ab
so
lutely

youtube.com/watch?v=poZL4a2Jfy4
any man in enjoy the sexual energy of another man

wew senpai trump killed it

no one likes skrillex

Hate everything lads hehe
youtu.be/up0U5b7nF14

lol

But I still keep emilia Clarke fixing e dinner and she wear that halo like she came from yemma

end it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDPJ4B5O_Is

Anyone down for a lo-fi bleep night?

trump's a fool
i fear the implications if he is elected

What are you talking about lots of kids are into Disclosure

hating lo-fi is a meme right?

if youre not getting this you are retarded

>disclosure alongside baaur and hucci

i know we're supposed to hate them because they're popular but fuck they used to be decent catchy pop

caracal was a fucking disgrace

What is an exciting analogue of elseq? I mean not lengthwise.

??????
I do not regret making those t-shirts.

w2c?

youtube.com/watch?v=lHXM62tb_MY

fuck lads what mix is this mc ribbz sample from?

youtube.com/watch?v=nTK4BGh6tyE

best thing andy stott ever did desu

What if the t-shirt was actually just created by lobster theremin and the guy that made them actually LT employee? i would not put it past asquith i mean have you seen the lengths he goes to viral marketing his nights here

damn, i just got into the LA boiler room guestlist

might b cool

looooooooooooooooooool

whos playing

residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?864167

>hating lo-fi is a meme right?
as much as hating EDM is

BOP BOP

eyo LA boy u go to shows often?

all black
from head to toe

i have been to 30+ boiler rooms over the years
they're okay, alright for a bit of midweek action

Acting Press?
more like Whack Ting Press lls

s/t you absolute cutie

ayyy yo qt
u got qt triple digits on the gwarn

don't know why but i'm really enjoying tango recently
youtube.com/watch?v=Seg_OmbXql0

New day new thread innit

another day another dollar