I go to college with Montie AMA

I go to college with Montie AMA

Does he record rants about you as well?

is ass cancer contagious?

No but he got super shitfaced this weekend and went on a rant about black people. Dubs and I'll post the transcript

All I know is I didn't like oasis before I got here but anyways here's wonderwall

whats u guys majors?

Montie is double majoring in American Studies and Policies
I'm gonna double major Politics and Religious Studies

Politics* not policies

rolling for this

which one of these 2 fag is montie?

>they're both taking joke majors
lmao @ ur lives

beat the shit out of him for me

Enjoy your future working as a subway sandwich artist gents.

The one in the striped shirt
I'm going to law school afterwards, I think Montie is too
You got dubs I'll post the transcript in a sec

rolling

Just like all of those sophomore girls in biology who are gonna be doctors, right?

...

See all the black kids playing in the fire hydrant, you them jumping around like some uppity negroes, they're jumping around the fire hydrant and the city comes around and says "look at the black people in the fire hydrant! Oh damn!" Fire hydrant keeps spitting out its wisdom, it's fucking wisdom of happiness. And then I walk by the fire hydrant and the I look at the fire hydrant and the fire hydrant looks back at me and turns on its axis and it says "yo buddy" it says "yo, bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks" and I say "damn straight nigga" and I go and high five his fire hydrant hand and he sprays his juice on me.

rolling

rollin

me in the center

How big is Montie's wiener? What color his boipussi?

holy fucking shit senpai

...

Montie is cancer

does he still sell lavrens used panties?
also does he have a strong odor of cum

He answered with an emphatic "no"
Which probably means yes

you guys look like the white people off those black twitter memes

Please do it

I posted it above

kik pls
mine is daddy34luvtwinks

you actually look kinda like me?
my glasses are better though

Rolling!

Why do these two look like they're still in high school

guy on the left is pretty cute

roll

cum on and doit

Yeah I don't like these frames that much, my old ones were nicer

well

reerolling

How did you meet? Did you just see Montie and go up to him or did you know each other before?

Go to Hell with Montie

waiting

winner winner nigger dinner

We're both freshman
I got introduced to him through a mutual friend, I put two and two together when he told me to listen to Oasis

pls be in london

I posted it above but here it is again:
" (You)
(You)
See all the black kids playing in the fire hydrant, you them jumping around like some uppity negroes, they're jumping around the fire hydrant and the city comes around and says "look at the black people in the fire hydrant! Oh damn!" Fire hydrant keeps spitting out its wisdom, it's fucking wisdom of happiness. And then I walk by the fire hydrant and the I look at the fire hydrant and the fire hydrant looks back at me and turns on its axis and it says "yo buddy" it says "yo, bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks" and I say "damn straight nigga" and I go and high five his fire hydrant hand and he sprays his juice on me."

quality

KEK

You're jobs won't pay more than 30k a year I bet

>I got introduced to him through a mutual friend, I put two and two together when he told me to listen to Oasis
that must have been insane. realizing that you've just met a tripfag famous on his board irl

holy shit it's absurd enough to be real

Are you and Montie planning to do a Dylan and Eric on your campus?

fucking liberal arts faggots
STEM or nothing

nice meme

I also wrote down some more of what he said about Polish people and religion, if anyone is interested

No

yes

wew

>Polish people
I need to read this

Why haven't you killed him yet?

Your an idiot

I'll post the Polish thing in a bit, I've got some stuff to take care of

at least Montie is better looking than the average Cred Forumstant, I'll give him that

>We're both freshman

Montie is younger than me.
Things make a bit more sense
I'm also a little disappointed with myself now.
This is a very mixed feel.

If you are talking about the one on the right, then he looks ugly and obnoxious as shit, but the one on the left looks like fuckin Joseph Gordon-Levitt

No. You're an idiot.

Montie is on the left. I probably am an obnoxious shit

Oh shit I thought I was referring to Montie. You look p good in that case

What school

guy on the right doesn't have an attractive expression in the picture, but i feel like he's moderately attractive with a normal face
(i'm just saying this because he resembles me tbqh)

Who's Montie?

How tall is Montie?

/thread

5'9" tops

No seriously, who is this guy? Unaware

You ever tap that bony ass?

What the fuck is a Montie?