My vagina when he says he's a guitar player and you ask him to show you and he pulls out a Jazzmaster, Jaguar...

>my vagina when he says he's a guitar player and you ask him to show you and he pulls out a Jazzmaster, Jaguar, or Mustang

are you a qt? be my gf

suck my dick

we bang ok

why did you switch from first to second person mid sentence

what if i play a tele :)

women don't understand english

i'm a woman, though

I play the electric triangle in a conceptual band with other people and we visualize how we would play sitting on bean bags in silence. Now let me suck your toes.

You're a weird OP. Why do you show up only once every 6 months on Cred Forums to post this bait thread? What's your motive? What's your endgame?

crashing this board

i spent a months rent on a fender, please give me vagina

Please let me suck your toes OP

This is really the type of person I'm looking for in my life.

what if i had a rickenbacker

What if they pull out a seafoam green jazz bass?

with no survivors?

What if they pull out an Ibanez Jem signed by Steve Vai and start shredding?

>Ibanez starter guitar
fwm

I have a Les Paul, is that worse

How did the operation go?

>tfw glorious les Paul user

>my vagina when he pulls out an ibanez RG and plugs it into his state-of-the-art meme modeling amp and shreds unintelligibly in D mixolyidian

PRS
>ftw