/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 40
Nights since last BNM: 2

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-G.L.O.S.S. breaks up. Graveyard breaks up.
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Bon Iver, and Steve Hauschildt.
-/p4k/ forever

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This thread stands by & supports Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al

what were you guys listening to when Trump was BTFO?

>pic related

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

speak for yourself.

daily reminder good content guy is a khv.

>You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
-- Good Content Guy !!5UXkuc+0WE8

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daily reminder i killed him.

>and just so everyone knows: i'm more or less done posting in these threads for now. i try and read through them some nights, but the trolls who post in these threads just make me snap and that's the last thing i need right now. (this is where you write something about how i'm easily triggered or something, you dipshit basement dwellers.)
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archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S66890211#p66893277

lie that's a lie

*sniffs*

I never said that

This desu

This 100% thank you.

i dont know why youd honestly be proud of this

no need to post this every night now, no one really gives a shit

Where are the good leaks for Bon Iver and Danny Brown?

so does no one give a fuck about their best Ambient albums of all-time list?

pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9948-the-50-best-ambient-albums-of-all-time/

a lot of it seemed too recent tho, and Chill Out should have been #1

i saw what was #1 and just stopped giving a shit

they didnt include something i personally wouldve had in there in favor of some 8.0 albums they did in the last 3-4 years, with some questionable older ones making the list, and then the top 20 is boring and predictable barbecue its some of the most universally agreed good ambient releases

wow p4k really is churning out a lot of list. so it goes in the conde nast era

...

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Who the fuck listens to music while watching a presidential debate?

Bonny Bear gonna be the next TEN
Danny's gonna get a 9 too

We eatin soon

94diskont should've been first

its gonna be the next 8.5, maybe 9.0

The only Bon Iver leak sucks

I don't think there's any Danny Brown leak yet

i got a 320 bon iver last week that sounded fine on my phone.

is the new bonbon really that good?

transcode, the only leak was a shit 128kbps leak

That's a transcode.

I've only heard the singles but I'm obsessed with them.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Devendra Banhart 6.6 by Sam Sodomsky
Machinedrum 7.3 by Nate Patrin
Chinx 6.0 by Sheldon Pearce
Itasca 7.8 by Marc Masters

Banhart continuing to be softly btfoed
Machinedrum with the "keep at it we believe in you" low 7
I don't even know who these other two are

No, but it's P4K, a site which has consistently shilled Bon Iver. He's still trendy so of course it's getting a good score.

its getting a good score but is it getting a 10

bon iver dissed beyonce and called her a bad role model. They're literally lowering his score rn

this guy's not wrong. p4k had a mf news story abt it.

nah, they've already soured on giving him AOTY in 2011. they ranked him #27 on the 2010-2014 list, behind 2011 albums from Bill Callahan, M83, Destroyer, Real Estate and Drake. I smell an incoming pan