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is this the EDM general?

Rec me something similar to boards of Canada and

This goes out to all the djs

Going to see M.O.O.N. tonight, what am I in for? I assume it will be worth the price (3$)

Is this the same M.O.O.N. that was responsible for part of the hotline miami soundtrack?

With a little bit of luck

Yes, it is. For some reason he got himself a concert at my local hipster festival.

yeah

you dream of heavennnnn

Love that sample.

Xali'p - Glass Horizon

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we can make it trudy knight

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sham a knee
sham a knee
sham a knee
sham a knee

DJ NO LUCK & MC NEET

Shoulda said DJ Cuck lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=kfJQCu-Jbec

lol!

nice one stratton my boy :)

looooooool

My sides x'D

youtube.com/watch?v=VshXhJJJvxc&feature=youtu.be

DOES THE BANTER EVER END?????????????? LOL???

???

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

??

you're literally too sometimes much luke ahaahahahaha

one day i was walking through oxford circus and dan the ledge jumped out at me and shouted "stop it with the batty crease! just stop with the batty crease" so i said okay and have never mentioned the batty crease ever again

Exquisite !!!!!

lol but y tho

inbox me

lol

good thread

looooooooooooooooooool

youtube.com/watch?v=mInY6_o6PCE

Ayyy it really is real brit hours atm innit

Any hehe man in

I need music that is going to force me to work pls send help

some say people follow me
some say people is the key

eyo what's with this pecan flavored coke ive been seeing around?? lmao coconut too

More 90s trance like this?

Travel the world and the seven seas

THE BANTER DOES NOT END ?????????

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I MEAN LADS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL LIKE IT DOES NOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT JUST OHH IT JUST DOES NOT FUCKING END

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
THE BANTER IS QUITE LITERALLY ENDLESS
I MEAN

JUST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JUST END THE BANTER LIKE NO WAY MAN ITS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE LIKE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

??????????

LMAO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ???????????

??????

???

LOLLLL

youtube.com/watch?v=WlV5AKdIGOQ

would this bang in the dance???

woi
youtube.com/watch?v=xLUicvgqyck

i will bant u out u dickhead
easily
just quick tings senpai
quick tings
man will get bantered out
not on a long time
more time

guys keep it together yeah

i don't bant for fun
but ill bant ur mum

loooooool

the way those new fivers crease up is really annoying to be honest, what the heck is one of these gonna look like after being in circulation for a few of years. a frightening prospect

Bantah

is this the correct subreddit to ask about nasenbluten or is it /bloop/

if u have to ask then clearly u dont kno

tru

THE BANTER LOOOOOOOL THE BANT LOOOOOOOOOOOOL THE BAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTHE BANTER NEVER LOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL ????????????????

Holy fuck I just realized electro now on spotify blends songs seamlessly.

came out as a junglist to my mates and it went better than expected, they were talking about that new mall grab tune and how much they liked it, i jumped in and said that since listening to it ive actually been looking into jungle and think i might quite like it (this is a lie ive been a junglist for at least 6 months now), they took it really well, couple of them even said they would come along to some jungle nights to support me =) feels like a weight off my shoulders

if u have to ask...

Batty crease...o I am lls

the heads will appreciate

get the fuck out with your EDM shite

i've got a lot on my mind recently

see

This isn't though. We don't listen to that shit here

Do you fuck with trap? Where is my EDM General on Cred Forums then.

man doesnt listen to electro and claims being bleep like honestly lls u ever heard of Drexilla ? lol

man let me tell u about trve elvktrv

Lol look at the shit he's talking about

...

i never said it was good did I? I'm only listening too it cause I dont have anything new to listen too. Looking through the playlist I only recognise a few songs.

So, uh, what producers and DJs have you been into lately?

Any northern electronics man in

I dont understand where all this hate for edm comes from on Cred Forums when every year in march we have a UMF live thread which is pinned for a few days.

That's mostly underage posters and refugees.

Also you didn't answer my question.

UMF is ironic and mostly ridiculing everything about UMF.

really cause it is some of the fastest moving threads on Cred Forums you cant say they are all underage/refugees.

As far as what I listen to I listen to anything really. Right now im listening to Flume if you care to know.

like me new scarf lad?
have tune to go with it
youtube.com/watch?v=dMTJOzFZDy4

UMF threads are full of Cred Forums and /fit/ ppl, and we haven't had a pinned thread since 2013 i think

>implying thats a bad thing
Like I want to hang out with a bunch of autistic hipsters that think anything other than there special secret club electronic music is good thing. And we have had them pinned every year.

K. You're free to go back to Cred Forums at anytime.

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

they are all underage/refugees

where me trance bois at??
youtube.com/watch?v=ACiu21sqBLs

Woi n1 family

but user this sounds like fucking /trash/

youtube.com/watch?v=05deyefkRak
youtube.com/watch?v=-y6UrsK7QoY youtube.com/watch?v=2jV_cxg8VxM

no it doesnt u fuckin moron

I dont got the time to listen to 9 mins of shit.

stop repostin my gabber tunes u waste

Went down to Corsica to drop some bantz
Went down to your girl's to drop my pants

youtube.com/watch?v=ynDgnCtY1M0

soundcloud.com/kygo/matt-corby-resolution-kygo

asuka
u look like u've got aids
u look like u've got hiv
u look like u've got gonorrhoea already
cos u sucked out ur mum's punani
u look like u've got cancer
so clashing me is not the answer
so ur better off going back to the strip club
carry on being a lap dancer
yeah ur not already
u somalian
ur not ready
don't even open ur mouth cuz
before u say something stupid and u get urself buried
wow ur not ready
u bangladeshi
ur not steady
u ethiopian excuse of an excuse
u better keep bullshit in ur belly

Asquith isn't the only one packing some heat this saturday lls

kys s/t btw lmao

any man in
any man out
what are you mandem talkin about

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

im unironically a bit excited for the lobster theremin night on Saturday partially because I get to here some good tunes mostly because if I think it's shit I'm a true head

oh Laddy boy
The bants, the bants, are calling

lol if any of those niggers had a good techno selection i'd go but sadly,,,,, they dont lool

redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331817553900/mumdance-x-aj-tracey-modular-synth-session

live

LT makes LIES look consistent in comparison, lmao

SLAM afterwards will be your treat for making it thru

what do you lads usually put on a sandwich
i dont mind a good ham salami cheese tomato and mustard t b h

[unintelligible patois mumbling]

whatever's in the fridge

got a link?

I'm tryin 2 go vegan so right now peanut butter n jam gives me energy, also a big fan of butter n lots of easy vegetables like cucumber and tomato maybe avocado too if I can be fucked to get any
gotta start investing in vegan cheese wew


bout to get on my bike for Deliveroo lads maybe I'll come 2 ur door

youtu.be/4jBDnYE1WjI?t=24

>jam
>butter
>vegan
hehe 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=0HuQs2UxS_A
yeah but what do you buy for the fridge m8
salad sandwich sound dece, might try that next time, never actually had a peanut butter and jam, what kind of jam do u usually use?
also what the fuck is this busness about vegan cheese tho, how does that work

looooool banter is off the charts looooooool

soundcloud.com/mklazes-1/jan-jelinek-live-betalounge-28-07-2001

thanks I will check this when I'm back from delivering delicious food

olive spread innit
p sure jam is vegan
fruit doesn't have consciousness

I like blueberry jam
but I switch it up
mainly berries it goes best w/ peanut butter
make sure you get unsweetened peanut butter my current jar has way too much sugar
vegan cheese is made out of plants of some sort lol most of it is total shit but if you ask proper vegans they let u in on the real deal

if ur in Belsize Park or Primrose Hill order Deliveroo right now and tip me well u rich fuck or I'll keep some of the food and blame the restaurant

>p sure jam is vegan
yea you're right I was thinking of jelly
olive oil and a nice fresh bread is :ok_hand:
also hummus
youtube.com/watch?v=hGO1eAIw90s

seems like fun work, would u recommend

rofl xD

yo wtf lads
was using my uni wifi and couldn't post because I'm banned for some reason - checked and it said cp ffs?! the ban is from Feb this year

I am actually a bit shook

yeah had that before on 3g network, is fine cos you didnt do anything init

Sup lads
Just wonderin, what's your favorite BMB tune ? thank

yeah I guess, just filled out that appeal thing was just paranoid about the uni seeing it or something

whatever you like most, except the opposite lls

PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT

youtube.com/watch?v=v88m2AF0xhc

at least now you know theres a pedo at your uni loooooool

>seems like fun work, would u recommend

Deliveroo driving seems like one of the worst jobs going imo. I suppose you can listen to chunes...

Tens of thousands of people there's bound to be a few desu

>tfw you can knock out anyone here with one punch because you have big muscles and you aren't afraid of anyone

don't need no muscles to spit rounds
if u catch one of them u gonna piss blood

i like user eh is a pretty cewl guy and doesnt afraid of anything

>tfw if man is hench knife man down to size
youtube.com/watch?v=uWhn4h9ia8g
also wtf is up with this new shit tier youtube, runs like shit and sometimes if i open up a lot of tabs it starts randomly playing the tunes on it's own.
nuh fix if it ain't broke ya get me soundbwoy

nice blub me 2 wanna start a gang?

first delivery of the day done
£3 tip woi
Would defo rec
if I refer u u get £50 oi

Wouldn't leave my child in a room alone with Jimmy Edgar

Meanie :/

*kills all four of you accidentally because I'm so powerful*

Oops :^)

cream cheese and cucumber, bit of pepper and a bit of salt, oooo yeah

*teleports behind u*
*knifes ur bum*
hehe
youtube.com/watch?v=Dh11qrgRov4

when i knife your mum
you can hump my bum
lets get some coke and rum
snort that shit yum yum yum

Requesting the name of this one electronic album
The cover photo looked very interesting, most of it was blank sky and waaay down at the bottom was a field (and some cows if I recall)

Pepperoni, ham, salami, bacon, potato chips, mayonnaise, mustard, at least 3 different cheeses, egg cooked sunny side up, avocado, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, pickles, fried hot dogs

...

Cheese and cucumber.

Have had that every working weekday for 4 years now.

>amerifats

...

this is death metal though he was looking for edm

Yeah I had forgotten what genre it was and assumed it was ambient electronic so I went here, all I remembered was the album cover
Turns out it was drone metal

Fucking imbecile how did you not recognize that most entry level of drone albums? Just kill yourself fool, cretin, baboon

thats pretty funny and everything but stay the fuck out of this thread ok dude

drone suks anyways dude I just liked the cover
U enjoy ur sandwich discussion ok

Is this pasta because honestly it's gold

WOOOOHH
A SOUNDBOY RUN AWAY
WHEN THE CHAMPION A PLAY YEAH
A SOUNDBOY RUN AWAY
WHEN THE CHAMPION A PLAY YEAH
RUN DEM A RUN WHEN THE CHAMPION A COME CHAMPION A COME
RUN DEM A RUN WHEN THE CHAMPION A COME CHAMPION A COME
CAUSE AH WE RULE
AH WE RULE ALL KINDA STYLE

Back to Cred Forums with you, rabble

youtube.com/watch?v=QK9qkDNr-44

anyone got some house like dis?

>sample
kys

any recs like this tune?
youtube.com/watch?v=MSYvsJA-Ua4

soundcloud.com/ilian-tape/it032-andrea-wintermay

woi lads

original is 6.44MB, so you'll have to do with this one

i am also unironically excited for saturday

when you look post all the memery, LT throw fun nights

Innit.

just to let you know i FUCKING sighted this eri u PUSSYOLE but i'm on a v. nice holiday now so i will duppy you friday

t. asuka

soundcloud.com/pacific-command/command004-1800haightstreet-georhythms

ep of the year 4 me

youtube.com/watch?v=WnM3D2KV_po

kool tune!

the absolute madman

:+)

shout out to my mum and sister, love u both lots

DAILY DUPPY

how much do LT shills get paid

or do you just get promoted to moderator in strictly lofi

post a song for the true heads
youtu.be/7HYsepC30js

>>>This post is dedicated to those who gon get it

see

whats the song that gives you weird vibes for some reason but you like it?

mine
youtube.com/watch?v=rO6uMxOToC0

was listening to this a lot when i was mentally fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=yfu19C-MhlE

was at my girlfriends
i think i was sick
maybe we fucked or something
it was a weird headspace
i wanted to escape
put this on her laptop, even with the laptop speakers,
collapsed on her bed
drifted off
i think too much and need to go away sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=GE-OXPPRnMo
peeeeeople puuuuushing by

looking for albums as good as Caribou - Our Love...
need suggestions. bonus for available on vinyl

lol ur not welcome here loooool

go fuck yourself

y u mad tho

lads when is the apprentice back on tv? soon yeah?

what is wrong with you?

soundcloud.com/dj3000motech/lil-louis-black-out-dj-3000-remix

Weeeeew laaaads

any emotional man in
im about to ask my girlfriend to eat my ass when she sees me next its v important to me
i think she will say yes
and i think it will be a beautiful moment
sex is weird
but a lot of fun as well
relax + dont worry
im figuring myself out but who isnt?
youtube.com/watch?v=ddZZos44bCA

Maybe in 8 years, if Don still has it in him, but I don't think he's gonna bring it back. Man will deserve a couple rounds of golf once he makes America great again desu imo

haha......looooooool....okayyyyyyyy looooooooool xD XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I was supposed to see M.O.O.N. today.

obviously the girl who invited me, did not care enough to buy tickets, though I asked her.

She brought three guys with her.

When we got to the ticket booth, everything was sold out. She then told me it was not her fault and that it were probably sold out well before. SHe decided we should go to the bar with her friends.

She and her friends took all seats at one table, so I had to seat at the next one with two of my friends, I begged to come with me, when she told me she brought her friends.

I decided to fuck off and I drank cheap vodka until 11 PM and went home with my frinds.

Never again.

mate

Can't believe you stuck around that long m8

I would have fucked right off ages ago
Honestly I would have fucked right off once I saw she brought 3 other s/t's with her. Who the fuck is MOON anyway? I wouldn't even have fucked off my bed actually

>She brought three guys with her.
why is this making me laugh so much

I've been listening to electronic music recently and I think that Jon Hopkins, Pantha du Prince, and Kiasmos are all really good acts (although I'm not sure if most people here would call them edm as opposed to techno.)

I've been reading your posts recently and I think you should fuck off

I think you might have brain damage.
just listen to something off ostgut or something

pretty emotional atm to be honest
girl ive somewhat fallen for is really sex positive which is nice but also interested in the polyamarous lifestyle that often comes along with that (though shes only seeing me at the moment). been trying to bend my brain to work that way or frame the relationship in a way i can understand but it isnt happening. problem is i dont think i have the strength to end it my end so im gonna have to ride this carcrash out in slow motion

fuck off you ignorant cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=ajk0kEi41Vc&app=desktop

listening to berghain techno at eardrum-shattering volumes through your headphones on a Tuesday night!

kys

you should talk to her
if you're feeling uncomfortable she'll understand rational thought can't just instantly get you over it
it's better to come out as uncomfortable than hope she figures it out
my girlfriend is polyamarous as well and we're only comfortable with each other due to really high levels of communication
that means saying when we're uncomfortable no matter what

i slept with her best friend, this guy, like days before we actually slept together and if she hadn't told me she was struggling because I slept with him like the day after it happened I don't think we'd be together
holding things in is destructive

im in the process of a long conversation with her about accepting my sexuality,
and its hard because i have to tell her things like yeah sometimes i get sad when i cum
and once when my ex told me about an orgasm i had a panic attack
but its best to be honest about it all
just talk and listen, and try to understand you know
your feelings are always valid

with Rei!

...

death grips @ berghain loooool

this is like the most american strory i have ever heard

hehe it's almost harvest time "lads"

Post a pic lad

gonna take one in the morning
they're turning silky white mmmmmmm
might let a few go amber
"innit"

fuken druggos

n1, oi, stuff some in a chocolate rabbit and send some down senpai lls

Drugs are bleep though desu

thanks for this lad

jesus lads, i couldnt imagine if my gf was polyamarous. get jealous enough as it is jus with her mates and that. completely understand it is my problem tho. big up to ya

The playlist at my local gym is fucking great. First the Chemical Brothers and now Frankie Knuckles

It's terrible at my gym. Here's some examples:
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)
The Human Leage - Don't You Want Me
Also Bon Jovi, ACDC, i can't remember it all but it's fucking garbage.
Once, some guy asked to connect his ipod and he played Bangarang by Skrillex

i wish i knew how to juke
youtube.com/watch?v=8u8Cj_ZGO_Q

lads sex and emotions are weird
I think im gonna go to bed and dream about having my gf sit on my face and have a friend suck me off at the same time
then im gonna text her that i love her
im feeling nice and sentimental right now and i hope the feeling stays because today has been rough
for me and for her as well
keep your chins up
keep being honest about what scares you,
with yourself and with those you love

see you on saturday
≈ U GON GET IT ≈
i'll be dancing alone or maybe with a friend
gonna have a lil braindance as well

youtube.com/watch?v=UKoRNIRlPU4

This guy from Japan learned how to footwork from watching videos on YouTube. If he can do it, why can't you?

youtube.com/watch?v=JiMxlr60e7M

i could try
I'm pretty un-coordinated and find it hard to dance, i'm also pretty bad at sports

wut about ricardo villalobos?

>There are people who pay money to see David Guetta live

I will never understand this. I guess if you want to see someone spin literal shit for 30 minutes.

Not even spin lol, play off his iphone while lights flash

Damn son. I'm guessing you're a pard too.

Also completely STOPPING the music to spout EDM/Festival memes over the mic.

Na, Australian. I live in a relatively small town which probably explains it.
50% of the populace listen to metal, the other 50% listen to 80's hits or top 40.

do you ever find that all the squat racks are occupied by spoidas

some times
they are harmless though

underrated meme
youtu.be/spPcTMm9te8

hehe ok officer what's your precinct's address?

youtube.com/watch?v=zgSZAHP89FU

well lads my girlfriends continuing to add unneeded stress to my life.

At least you have one

its a double edged blade desu.

on the pro, i get pussy p much whenever and i get to cute things.

put honestly i miss being able to do whatever, being someones literal support is v stressful. I HAVE to be there for them or else im a bad man. She likes to get mad and act shady towards me which drives me insane. If she could stop doing this kinda shit too me i would be happy as can be, but everytime she gets mad at me for literal bullshit it drives me crazy.

You think your woman is there to support and understand you, and she is sometimes. But she can be more selfish than she will ever realize. Completely disregarding the fact my lifes shit because her life is a bit better than mine but she cant fucking realize that.

Only a matter of time till she cheats on me and its all over desu.

it's about time to stop dating immature brats, dude

she's older than me and will always say "we're just in different stages in our life" as a way to lessen my struggles and make hers seem worse.

She's stressed because her workplace doesnt really respect her and shes gotta pay bills and all that.

Im stressed because im trying to finish school by the end of the year instead of dragging out a 2 year program to a 4th year. While also trying to make a bit of cash so i can leave my town.

I dont think either of our lives are really that stressful, but she sure thinks hers is. She seems to forget that on top of all the bullshit her job has, she probably puts in the same amount of hours per week into her job as i do at mine, except i wash dishes and she makes sales.

Dont get me wrong, i fucking love her so much im willing to put up with her bullshit, she puts up with my bullshit, im no peach either ya know.

She's not immature when things are good, gotta remember the good times in moments like this.

also gotta keep workin on my dick game l m a o

wew

IS IT ALL OVER MY FACE?
YOU CAUGHT ME LOVE DANCING

Recc me something that will improve my mood /bleep/

Woii lads just saw lauren martin skankin down to the sounds of sadar bahar

What a qt!!!!

as a man who has never had a gf/ never been in love this seems like such a waste of time to me, get your shit right first. but hey what the fuck do I know Im just some 22 yr old fag

youtube.com/watch?v=roYTkIWJ82s

>22
>hasnt had gf yet
You should probably get on that before you turn 30 dude.

Once you hit 30 it's the point of no return.

youtube.com/watch?v=G16wnu3R7RQ

ehh I figure if im successful I will be all good

I dont know man, It doesn't usually work that way.

tfw also 22 and given up hope
gon become a "wizard"

why? It's so easy, As long as you aren't extremely hideous you just walk up to girls and talk to them. Eventually you'll make a connection, likely you'll make alot of friends, but one will click.

Maybe i'm biased because it works for me, but I don't see why It cant work for everyone else, i'm not particularly good looking or "smooth"

wtf why not have nice car have home have money get women

...

It doesn't work if the person with said nice car and money is a weirdo who can't talk to women.

>tfw weirdo who can't talk to woman
Haha

IF YOUNG METRO DON'T

Some are too anxious or nervous to do that. I know if i tried to do that, i'd stutter and wouldn't be able to say anything good. I don't talk much and never really have anything to say.

yeah but if you start practicing now while you're' in your twenties it would get exponentially bad in your 30's.

Getting good at talking to women doesn't start with talking to women. It starts with leaving your house, looking people in the eyes at the cash register, doing shit thats uncomfortable to you. THEN talking to women, even saying just saying"hi"while walking at the beginning is a step forward.

baby steps, but I highly suggest you start doing that kind of stuff.

holy shit

i used to be able to talk to women much more easily in my teens
then i started realizing i was saying stupid shit all the time
started keeping to myself and now i'm fucked i pretty much ignore them because i know i can't do anything

same, but then I got back into it. Had to start from the beginning again.

You gotta go through pic related quite a bit in order to get there again.

i'll see, when the time is right

anyway post tunes

youtu.be/X6B2oQ2vhxs

finally a good choon. this has been the worst thread in a while.

some of the ones before this were worse, but yup

yeah thats a real wewladder of a live set right there boyo

kinda got that covered my friends are normies so I go out on the weekends

Member when HATE was supposed to be long lost jungle/hardcore shit but was just Andy Stott & friends

Member ow me lung?

youtube.com/watch?v=zlVvB3XogDk

One of my faves

I love this track
youtube.com/watch?v=zkOWSopaPRA

≈ WE GON GET IT ≈

Any boiler room man in

this will be interesting

I was big in ____
Big on _____
Big ______

who goes there

RA will applaud them for taking 'a big risk against the grain'. skrillex fans will feel there tastes are validated with the 'underground' status. in reality it will be slightly left of his normal regime but still mediocre

>Untrve

asuka's mum's got athlete's foot
flat chest
flat face
blacker than soot

youtube.com/watch?v=pry4TMuSnbY

lol what's the fucking point
who're they having next, david guetta?

desu I think Skrillex has it in him to actually do something interesting
he won't tho

youtube.com/watch?v=abRILzqDNbs
why is she so cute?

Anyone going to Acetate on Friday?

youtube.com/watch?v=juzk7MqnrBM

inb4 skrill drops a hot 94-96 jungle set

woman is the devil

Nah, he's gonna play a bait as fuck dubstep set, calling it now.
Gonna bring on the bait barrage:
Night, Anti War, Spongebob, Request Line, Horror Show, something off Babylon and one or two of his own tunes.

>tfw still no driftwood repress

i played happy hardcore to helena hauff and she beat da shit outta me

please be fake

Hi. Um, I’m just wondering, have you got any kind of like sort of punky electronica kind of grime, kind of like new-wave grime, but kind of maybe like more broken beats, like kind of dubby broken beats, but a little bit kind of soulful, but kind of drum-and-bassy, but kind of more broken drum-and-bass, like kind of broken beats like break beat kind of broken drum-and-bass, kind of— Do you know what I mean? No?

youtube.com/watch?v=ptGhUF9__pg

omg

2562 / a made up sound

Lol classic

True.

i gave my life to jesus

GRIME
RADIO
ONLINE

dan 'the ledge'
will 'the madman'
tyler 'the machine'

james 'the shitposter'

I played some gabba to her and she kissed me out of nowhere

I was big in MAN
Big on MAN
Big MAN

>Novelist edition
Lls

why don't black people listen to techno and house?

why don't black people listen to good grime?

>upper middle class landaners truly believe this

What's the jungle tune called that has a video with some chav walking around causing ruckus, then he meets some old guy and the old guy opens the trunk of his car and then something else happens but I forgot.
So yeah I forgot the name of this song, anyone know what I'm talking about?

Lone - Backtail Was Heavy

video is bait af

gonna knife u down size u next time i see u bellend never talk about my man james again u gay prick

Appreciate it.

It's never gonna happen m8

tbqh the best way to talk to women is to genuinely want to be friends with them without ulterior motives and if something sparks it sparks
:+)

new edition if u follow hehe

oi, don't get cheeky boyo

Not to sound like a wewuzz but they literally created techno and house music. Derrick May? Frankie Knuckles?

But I know what you mean. Other black people give me weird looks when I say I listen to techno.

eri's got a new sing along
if you want you can sing along
when i'm on the radio you can sing along
when i'm on a stage show you can sing along
eri's got a new sing along
if you want you can sing along
when i'm on the radio you can sing along
when i'm on a stage show you can sing along

you're not a thug you're a weakling
shut your mouth i'm speaking
other mc's i'm teaching
i'm old school so imma be beating
you're pissed now i'm eating
you could never no murk me king
in a short time i'll be peaking
two shots i'll have the blood leaking
it's just music it's not a street ting
you'll get jacked put down the heat king
if you want you can come to a meeting
you'll be welcome you'll get a free in
but nah there's no cheating
you gotta get your big tunes leaking
it's pleasure the ladies do sweet ting
and my flow mc's are eating

eri's got a new sing along
if you want you can sing along
when i'm on the radio you can sing along
when i'm on a stage show you can sing along
eri's got a new sing along
if you want you can sing along
when i'm on the radio you can sing along
when i'm on a stage show you can sing along

i'm hot it's no mystery
all these mc's look piss to me
ur breaths' bad you need listerine
i'm angry like mister mean
and your late you missed the scene
you bars make me laugh like mr bean
right now i hit your team
with a thousand bars i'll strip your team
hey kids go back to school
look at these mc's i've clapped them all
my voice is loud it's natural
your bars are weak and i'm factual
yeah i'm on time i'm punctual
all these wannabe me's i'll punch em all
that boy there chats to the constable
i don't care i've got girls i'm comfortable

actually too real cept i only learnt she was polyamorous after we'd been seing each other for a bit and i tried to push it in a monogamous direction without knowin. Then we saw each other on and off and now she's caught feelings for a guy and I'm the one watching in desu

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you gonna get duppieedd

t. asuka