One protects you

>one protects you
>the other three try to kill you
>choose wisely

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george

he survived a knife attack

john can't take a bullet
paul can't take a car crash
ringo can't do anything

but also the non violence thing

Ringo, because then the only people trying to kill me are dead.

Ringo

>best health of any Beatle, nearly 80 but looks 60
>casts a protective aura in his immediate radius as evidenced by his unceasing mantra of "peace and love"
>got blisters on his fingers

Yea but Ringo also won't sign autographs

because he can't spell his own name

i'll take the madman who almost killed a guy for calling him gay

Ringo. He's the civilized guy, he'd do it quick and efficient with a pistol, without joy and without remorse.

George would probably tie me in his basement and cut me a few times before setting me on fire
Paul would probably violate me and finish me as he comes
John is the guy who wouldn't do it.

No he wouldn't kill you, just abuse you, write a song about it and do it some more... maybe leave you by the end and make you feel like shit with the young son you had with him.

Paul, because he has the best track record of the four of them when working solo

didn't the knife attack indirectly/directly lead to him dying quicker though?

John: Pyschopath, nearly murdered a man, thinly veiled attempt to hide it in his later years

Paul: Likes to keep clean, probably not likely to plot murder

George: probably wants to avoid violence as well

Ringo: The real wildcard, could play the innocent funny Ringo but what really goes on in his head no one knows.

>be lennon
>protect user
>get shot
:^)

>probably not likely to plot murder
i dunno, have you listened to the lyrics of that Maxwells Silver Hammer shite? Also his song Helter Skelter was Charles Mansons inspiration and SOTY

facts are facts, John couldn't even protect himself
George could
Paul and Ringo know how to survive and not attract the crazies

If John can beat his wife and kids, he can beat up the Beatles

i gotta go with my nigga ringo
most down to earth beatle and even if we cant beat the other three
he can take me in his yellow submarine down to hide in an octopus's garden

Paul, I imagine him fending off the other Beatles whilst the intro to this plays: youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4

actually laughed out loud at the thought of this

undead

...

but that's fake paul in the picture

What? You know he died of cancer right?

Ringo 'protects' me, as we rape the other three in heaven in a monthlongorgy.

>car crash
Why do people still believe this?

>not picking the madman

>thinly veiled attempt to hide it in his later years
I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically -- any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women.

Sure, man.

John Lennon, I bet he's crazy strong from beating his wife so much