I met Joanna Newsom after a show and accidentally elbowed her in the boob AMA

I met Joanna Newsom after a show and accidentally elbowed her in the boob AMA

What boob

left

the joke is that she doesn't have boobs

I met Art Garfunkel in a chinese restaurant once
he gave us a free ticket. Weird guy

then what the fuck did I elbow

the joke is that you'd rather have a girl with a huge gross rack and no ass than one with modest breasts and the ass of a greek love goddess

lol those arent modest, and I'm an ass man so

your mom is an ass man

Ass > tits any day

It what separates men from manchildren

get you a girl who can do both

dfc is the answer

>mfw I saw the nipple in the picture

i wonder what her collarbones smell like

how did you manage to elbow her in the boob?

I was pointing to a building

assmen are confirmed rapists with shit taste

enjoy being 14

Did Andy flash a knife at you?

Did she plug her harp into a reverse reverb + fuzz pedal to play shoeharp?

no to both

awkward. did you say sorry or just spaghetti everywhere?

what did you talk about?

both

her music mostly

did you check out her ass? how was it live
?

was she deeply offended or didnt care that you violently sexually assaulted her?

This guy knows what's up.

what kind of questions did you ask?

...

lives up to the hype

nah she's an upperclass hippie who married the dick in a box guy so she was cool

I didn't ask questions I just sort of told her about things I understood in her music that irritate my friends

>the dick in a box guy

ras trent is my favourite.

>lives up to the hype
I'm so jealous that you got to actually elbow her boob and check out her ass and meanwhile I have to settle for internet pics

this was post-show mind you so she also smelled of sweat

even better desu