I met Joanna Newsom after a show and accidentally elbowed her in the boob AMA
I met Joanna Newsom after a show and accidentally elbowed her in the boob AMA
What boob
left
the joke is that she doesn't have boobs
I met Art Garfunkel in a chinese restaurant once
he gave us a free ticket. Weird guy
then what the fuck did I elbow
the joke is that you'd rather have a girl with a huge gross rack and no ass than one with modest breasts and the ass of a greek love goddess
lol those arent modest, and I'm an ass man so
your mom is an ass man
Ass > tits any day
It what separates men from manchildren
get you a girl who can do both
dfc is the answer
>mfw I saw the nipple in the picture
i wonder what her collarbones smell like
how did you manage to elbow her in the boob?
I was pointing to a building
assmen are confirmed rapists with shit taste
enjoy being 14
Did Andy flash a knife at you?
Did she plug her harp into a reverse reverb + fuzz pedal to play shoeharp?
no to both
awkward. did you say sorry or just spaghetti everywhere?
what did you talk about?
both
her music mostly
did you check out her ass? how was it live
?
was she deeply offended or didnt care that you violently sexually assaulted her?
This guy knows what's up.
what kind of questions did you ask?
...
lives up to the hype
nah she's an upperclass hippie who married the dick in a box guy so she was cool
I didn't ask questions I just sort of told her about things I understood in her music that irritate my friends
>the dick in a box guy
ras trent is my favourite.
>lives up to the hype
I'm so jealous that you got to actually elbow her boob and check out her ass and meanwhile I have to settle for internet pics
this was post-show mind you so she also smelled of sweat
even better desu