She was workin’ in a topless place

>She was workin’ in a topless place
>And I stopped in for a WANK

What did he mean by this?

exactly what he said

>I've been waiting for a guide to come
>and gently cup my balls

He says that in Tangled Up In Blue, right?

Yeah.

>I've been waiting for a guy to come
>and fuck me
It doesn't even rhyme

what the heck?

I'm sure he meant exactly what you think he means, if not literally then at least in a figure of speech

>Down at the Copa, Copacabana
>I fist all the whores with my rings on

What did he mean by this?

She was working in a topless place, and he stopped in for a wank

>In the middle of the night
>I do HARDSPORTS in my sleep

>Well here I am baby, SINK your FACE in my BUTT

>WE'RE SO FUCKED
>SHIT OUTTA LUCK
>I would appreciate it if you followed me back to my abode for some sexual intercourse

fucking buttrock bullshit

>closer
>let me whistle in your ear
>oh whoa o whoa o

>those lyrics
fuckin
DROPPED
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P
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>That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
>I'm trav'ling at the speed of FELLATIO

>So take a look at me now
>I'm just an empty URETHRA

How did he get away with this?

>Let's dance!
>Put on your red shoes and GIVE ME FUCK

why this nigga look like adam sandler

>EVERY GIRL CRAZY BOUT A MUTTON DAG

It was a different time.

>I clench my fist and beat it, I light my torch and burn it.
>I AM THE BITCH I FIST

I just realized this song is almost lifted straight from a Tenacious D song.