A girl comes up to you on the bus and tells you she has never heard music before and wants you to show her some

A girl comes up to you on the bus and tells you she has never heard music before and wants you to show her some
What do you do?

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If she looks like that picture I scream and try to jump off the bus.

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Obviously the best introduction would be something stupidly complex.

the girl is not impressed

That's the point.

That's a super weird thing to say randomly to a stranger on the bus.

Lady, I'm trying to listen to my Norwegian Black Metal mp3s here. Do you mind?

once in a life time - talking heads
できないちゃん
違う
私は出来る

Ask her why she's talking to me and also ask myself what went wrong in my life that requires me to take the bus.

Learn Japanese.

I show her my super mario reaction folder

she'll feel intimidated and leave

...

konnichiwa.

o genki desu ka?

call her a pleb and move to another seat

call her a liar

Only real patricians don't listen to music

she laughs at your mp3s and then she pulls out her huge dick that has .flac tattooed on it and slaps your face

>implying you can tell the difference between v0 and FLAC through headphones on a crowded bus

play her The Shaggs, obviously.

hot

tell her to stop bothering me i don't care

she continues slapping your face with her penis until you submit to .flac

I give her a handshake and make her my gf

dyke