Cred Forums makes a church album

High in church [analbanger remix]

Jesus give me your abs

shingles on my dingle

We Will TRiUMPh

thanks god

Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD

god like anal

Grabbin a titty during sunday worship

WHEN GOD IS A PUSSY FUCC

Synagogue is for Jews

Kanye West and the Men of God

Jesus Come In Me

the entirety of ITAOTS

Album Title:
Artist:

Tracks:
1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Jesus is the name of my gay ethiopian accountant

New Mind (Swans cover)

Album Title:
Artist: Jesus Come In Me

Tracks:
1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Artist Name;Christ In My Bum
Album Name: Raising The Roof With Tunes Of Worship

1.I LOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
2.Church Is Good
3.I LOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST (Reprise)
4.I'd Cried More When Jesus died than I Will When My Children Die
5.First Day Of Sunday School
6.I Want Jeseus To Fuck Me
7.Jesus Christ Is Inside Me
8.I Have A Cross-Shaped Dildo

Your Priest Knows Best

we have an album name

Album Title: holy smokes!
Artist: Jesus Come In Me

Tracks:
1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Lick the balls (matzah)

pick up the bible (feat young hug and quavious)

Reroll for album Title or track name

don't masturbate

Reroll

nigger i am about to bust a fat nut all over this new hinata figure I just bought somebody stop me before I regret this

Pray for Jesus

Sex God Sex (swans cover)

Reroll for album cover

Black People Don't Appreciate God Like Whites Do, They Just Like to Pray for Some New Jordans and Other Useless Shit Like That, Dylan Roof is a Hero.

if young judas don't trust you

Soundtracks for the Religious

I'll Praise if I Get a Raise

Anybody got a link to the last album that we made?

>album cover
>if dubs: Pastor Touched Me

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Mani is the true prophet fuck Jesus

>Pray For Timothy Mcveigh

reroll

Praise Kek - a short message from Cred Forums

R E R O L L

If God was real he would have stopped Cred Forums from being made

Jesus fucked me over g od damn it

Cred Forums on the way to Heaven

Ice and Fire, Hail Storm in Hell

ReroLLL

Album Title: holy smokes!
Artist: Jesus Come In Me

Tracks:
1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3. Don't Masturbate
4. I'll Praise If I Get A Raise
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Pope Francis is Gonna Ruin the Catholic Church

Mother Mary Was a Thot

I tip my fedora to you

spiRIOTual Revival

reroll

Second Coming of Yeezus

reroll

reroll

...

Jessses

Reroll

...

Re r oll

R double-O L

God Hates Fat People

Album Title: holy smokes!
Artist: Jesus Come In Me

Tracks:
1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3. Don't Masturbate
4. I'll Praise If I Get A Raise
5.Jessses
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Reese's Jesus

I got B00B. Jesus, make this one count

Reroll

WE WUZ JIPSHIN GAWDZ N SHIT

2

smoke a blunt with ur man j-sus christ

nice

Jesus Was Black

grr reroll

reroll

reroll

nice

HANDS UP! "Jesus Made Me Do it"

CryptoConfessional

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rolllllllin

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GET OUT OF MY CHURCH

reroll

god suxxx

Friar Tuck Ran with the Offering

rerolll

drum roll

In Barns Wide Open

reroll

OP just pick a few of the good ones to finish it off. The support is drying up now.

the bishop touched me from the inside

no

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Jesus is my Homie

jesus pesus

rerolll

Jesus touched my groin

Groin in Jesus

rerollllll

roll?

reroll

just be creative and make up new names instead of rerolling for the same post a thousand times.

reroll ;)

rerolll

christ's sake I banged me leg on the table again

rerolld

God kil moon

re

C H R I S T _ A N A L

priest in peril

rero

shield of arrav

reroll

rerolll

Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

reroll

...

reroll

re

rerolll

my effort

rero

r e r o l l

rerollll

reroll

re roll

re

rerollin

rerollllllll

rerollliingnrri

fine, roll

artist- Jesus Come In Me
album- Holy Smokes!
cover-

1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
3. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
6. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
8. priest in peril
9. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

you may start claiming

also first 3 replies w/ bandcamp album links get put on the recommendation thingie

Cover?

still rolling for it

How do you guys feel about this

claiming track 3

My Uncle Molests Me (In The Name of Jesus)

i hate rolling again and again, but i made one so keep going till we finish this i guess

r o l l

r 0 LL

could we please...

and again...

...

today?

ro LL

...

doot doot doot. roll

reroll

rerollin

if get a picture of my dick with a cross on it

re-re-re-re-re-rollin

...

reroll

nice. Checked

and rollin

...

claiming track 8

rollercoaster

...

rerollin

artist- Jesus Come In Me
album- Holy Smokes!

1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
>3. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
6. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
>8. priest in peril
9. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

I'll take care of the cover because you guys are going to kill the thread before you ever get it

re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rer-er-ere-re-re-re-er-er-er-er-er-rerollin

rollman

we /smiths/ now
>implying we can't have another thread
yeah fuck off

reroll

Roll

Rolling

dammit, that is 4 times that I was one off 69.
universe is not with us today fellas

roll///

This

reroll

WE REALLY /SMITHS/ NOW

We /Morrissey/ now

BUMP

COME MAKE TRACKS YOU ASSHOLES

rude

8 here
if i give you lyrics can you post them to the song as well i would really appreciate it

yeah that's fine

let jesus inside you

>don't masturbate
clyp.it/gyemsrji

>clyp.it/gyemsrji
dank

1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
6. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
>8. priest in peril
9. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

Lets goooo

bump

sorry senpai this is my first time ever writing/recording a song so it's taking me a lil bit of time to learn the ropes, but i'm getting there

It's fine, not like we're in a rush.

bump

bump

clyp.it/qai3upv3
sorry to disappoint

woah just came to this thread and see this

claiming 6

claiming whatever I roll. if it's already taken then I choose number 1

>1. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
>6. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
9. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

father stretch my hands pt. 3 clyp.it/nzxcahdu

it was almost good for a minute there, i was worried i wouldn't be able to make it sound like ass, but after integrating some shitty melody in the piano roll everything turned out just fine.

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here's track 6
it's the best thing I've done up to this day, for being something I "wrote", recorded and mixed in half an hour it's my pride
clyp.it/ir5tvezq

which just tells me how far I am from making actual listenable music

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
9. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

i think we're only gonna get those 4 songs.

k

save it and keep going tomorrow
we'll get to it

don't tell me what to do

don't masturbate

GET OUT OF MY CHURCH

Jessses

here's your number 9 OP
clyp.it/txqhalnx

if you want I can extend it
or add more layers
or mix it again

>if you want I can extend it
>or add more layers
>or mix it again
Whatever you feel like, I don't particularly care.

...

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
10. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

piss stained holy underwear

I'll take care of 10

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

Leroooooooooollll

cover's already decided

comfy

bump

bump cmon just 4 left

going to sleep,
if thread's dead and album isn't done when I wake up, i'll make a new thread

>not sampling pt.2
Get that shit outta here

bump

Bump I'll attempt number 4, after 1pm

ill take a number 5

bump

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
>4. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
>5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

bump

Here is track number 4

www64.zippyshare.com/v/h5N1ratj/file.html

bimp
i can make another song for this if you want me to?
is someone making track 7?

go for it

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
>5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
>7. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

Alright who's got a beat for track 2?

Will this thing get done? I fix something up if thats whats needed

sorry it sucks and is so barebones
clyp.it/5jmcmjt0

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
>5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

church by the Quango

youtube.com/watch?v=6vpuLtEGxTI

wut

are you still here?

bump

Jesus let me have your babies

i gave Jesus 3 million babies today (i came in a bible)

guy who claimed 5 is dead

. Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 3
2. Snortin Incense ft. SNOOP GODD
. don't masturbate
. I'll Praise if I Get a Raise
5. Jessses
. Jesus Was Black
. nunavutgraves
. priest in peril
. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH
. Don't give any more money to the church, they fucking hvae enough already you dinngus

1 meme arrow is claimed
2 meme arrows is delivered

just went ahead and through some stuff together

suicideisanoptionrecordsc2016.bandcamp.com/album/holy-smokes

if anyone wants to submit a track you can until the thread dies