/metal/

OFFICIAL TOP 10 OF 2016

anyone got new alcest? or opeth? I wanna hear them

It's pretty good but nowhere close to AOTY

how does someone have taste this shit unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=cvg1o9rthxs

Did I just get royally memed?

this is a meme right?

They're both on Realm of Metal

>Realm of AIDS

I like more than half of these, am I a meme?

very...uh diverse taste?

I haven't even heard half of them. I like Fleshgod Apocalypse, though not as much as their first two albums, I'm modestly familiar with Vektor, and I listened to enough Haken to make sure I really wanted to skip their set at ProgPower, and that's it.

whats your list

just use realm of metal faggot

I would post it but some fag would out my rym name.
RoM is rip, gives you virus's now. Use darkworld instead.

>RoM is rip, gives you virus's now
kek,are you the same guy using firefox from last thread?

>lyrical themes: weed

I was the guy who was originally saying he was bullshitting, but nope, it's legit.

adfly doesn't give you virus unless you click shit other than skip

I just got into stoner, anyone got charts or recommendations? I need more stoner rock/metal in my life.

>lyrical themes: female genitalia

>I would post it but some fag would out my rym name.
How is this not a cop out?

more like
>lyrical themes: fantasy
for you

taking requests for bm in the sharethread

>lyrical themes: male impotence and projection

desu I saw the thing where it says to disable adblocker and I didn't want to take a chance. It's weird, it won't let me skip, on rusfolder stuff it lets me skip but not this.
Fine

1. Vektor - Terminal Redux
2. The Body - No One Deserves Happiness
3. Plasmodium - Entheognosis
4. Mutant - Peliades
5. Kurushimi - Kurushimi
6. Chthe'Ilest - Le dernier crépuscule
7. מזמור [Mizmor] - Yodh
8. Deviant Process - Paroxysm
9. Inter Arma - Paradise Gallows
10. Ivar Bjornson & Einar Selvik's - Skuggsjá: A Piece for Mind & Mirror
11. Helion Prime - Helion Prime
12. Droids Attack - Sci-Fi or Die
13. Beldam - Still the Wretched Linger
14. Nordjevel - Nordjevel
15. Wolverine - Machina Viva
16. Nails - You Will Never Be One of Us
17. After the Burial - Dig Deep
18. Sumac - What One Becomes
19. Pulczesar - Pulczesar
20. Head of the Demon - Sathanas Trismegistos

>disable adblock
>reload page
>skip

>gets triggered by a troll chart
>troll chart somehow has better taste

>12. Droids Attack - Sci-Fi or Die
holy fucking shit I would not be throwing stones. And two of your top tens are in that top ten so I dont know what the hell you're even on about anyway.

>lyrical themes: memes

agreed especially for top tens which is what we were comparing anyways

nails is literal babby music
your list is worse than the top 10 that other guy posted

Nails? Are you fucking kidding me? Get out of here, we actually like METAL here.

Does it actually work that way? The user was talking about pop ups and didn't want to take a chance. Will try that.
Cheesy stoner metal with amazing riffs is good user.

>Helion Prime - Helion Prime

Fantastic album, but so far out of place compared to the rest of that. Care to explain what you like about it?

>disable adblock

lol faggot

>Cheesy stoner metal with amazing riffs is good user.
starting it again now but you're already admitting its cheesy so thats not a very good start. This isn't The Astonishing kid.

>amazing riffs
wut

I'm listening to this now youtube.com/watch?v=b-YdFVJ02Sw
bought to start with this youtube.com/watch?v=rzRmo05G__4

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>saying that's worse than the guy who has Haken, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Abbath, and Thy Catafalque in his top 10
?????????????????

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>Fleshgod Apocalypse, Abbath
these albums are solid as fuck and fg is actually kind of amazing

>these albums are solid as fuck and fg is actually kind of amazing
>Fg is actually kind of amazing
It's literally one of the JUST albums this year, what are you on about?

>Cheesy stoner metal with amazing riffs is good user.
this is fucking awful what the hell are you talking about

sounds like you need to listen to The Melvins two new albums this year and the new Big Business

All four of those are worlds above the literal babby shit that is 'YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US'

>no names
how the hell are you supposed to find 1/2 of those albums?

I don't even know what this means

its a seriously fucking amazing album

it's being celebrated on a lot of the metal internet as good

At least it's not only blast beats and isn't brickwalled to fuck.
Its got some nice riffs desu

with the help of google

youtube.com/watch?v=67pJg8dsPcs

one of the best melodeath songs of this decade

and it actually has a ton of blast beats but are just placed pretty perfectly

>new fg is not universally hated
what timeline have I ventured into, it got so much shit earlier this year. It's ridiculously over done, bland, and cringey.
I'm just going to assume I'm being trolled. Post your chart.

Claw Hammer Suicide

although I don't know about amazing

Firefox guy here again, explain to me how I'll get a pop-up or pop-under after clicking Skip and you somehow don't?

>ridiculously over done
damn fucking straight

...

That's typically a bad trait? Hello? Like I like bombastic stuff, but only if it has personality. This had no personality to it, it was literally nuclear blast shitting on an already not that great band imo. If you want over the top sympho stuff, just listen to bal-sagoth.

dunno,using chrome

stop using a browser the internet agreed upon ceasing usage of in 2011

>If you want over the top sympho stuff, just listen to bal-sagoth.
let me know when they release something this year

Let me know when you have good taste in sympho metal.

What's wrong with Bal-Sagoth?

nothing, bal-sagoth is great, new fleshgod is garbage.

no he's talking about the new fleshgod apocalypse

I'm just saying stick to 2016

COME COME TO THE SABBATH

Got it. I love Bal-Sagoth

>implying

desu this is the infinitely better sympho death this year
youtube.com/watch?v=qPIPy8sqvHU
I already know I'm a pleb for liking it though

>firefox
>not the metal community's preferred choice of browser

get fukked false

i just downloaded like 5 albums off it the other day... don't click on the damn ads and you'll be fine

Listening to 1985 by Haken for the first time and I love it

cool video especially the hot lesbo action

dude its 8 in the morning

where's the uncensored version? I want my full frontal.

>eurocuck doesn't know timezones

I give up, whats mammal sauce?

Thx

I master

>metalcore

What is /metal/ favorite alcoholic beverage?

>loud/soft, clean/harsh juxtiposition
>every
>single
>time
do something creative already. stop relying on lazy shock tactics. it's the same shit as waiting for the drop with brostep, or watching a horror movie with strictly jump scares.

it's all cheap thrill and no substance

rum

white rum and diet cherry 7up

and not platinum white thats completely different

Just got back from this

>shock tactics
I'm convinced its a marketing gimmick

particularly for guys with girlfriends or vice versa

this is why i dont tell anyone that i like metal
they immediately think of something like this

new clutch was surprisingly very good

I drink milk and eat cupcakes while listening to Brujeria

How fat are you?

meme opinions aside, I had a lot of fun.

Zakk Sabbath was a treat to see

Pepsi

could be. i think it's just publications trying to get the sloppy seconds of deafheaven's fanbase. imagine how many page views sunbather gave p4k. it seems like other mainstream music publications are just trying to get that

People who do this should be hanged desu fambily.

what am i looking at exactly?

>doesn't know the words to immigrant song

which third world country do you live in?

other bands do it too that aren't coming from the deafheaven angle like The Agonist

Some faggot who was too lazy to copy and paste song lyrics and decided to fuck it up with this shitpost instead of just leaving it alone and letting someone else do it.

I do know the lyrics, that's not the point. I just don't understand why people have to be dickheads and fuck with things for no reason. The whole point of Foobar's lyrics fetcher is to display lyrics without having to manually look them up, not to write some pointless smug comment and ruin it for other people who happen to be using the lyircs fetcher.

Honestly this is a pretty cool chart. Also, I fucking love your reviews, probably my favorite metal reviewer in recent years. I especially like how you reference music theory in your reviews. Don't see that too often, especially in metal.

well I warmed up to droids attack but those first two songs are still hot garbage

stop replying to your own post

no

What's the catchiest song in metal and why is it Electric Eye?

That whole album is breddy gud tbqhwymfmh (to be quite honest with you my fellow metal head)

""psh""

American "metal" festival everybody

...

Did you at least get yourself a qt to fuck?

>listening to youtube.com/watch?v=Gjvvbp962rw
>really enjoying this mid-late 80's thrash/heavy/crossover binge
>Suddenly 4:25
Not what I expected, but I'll take it

what am I supposed to get here?

Slayer and Anthrax are cool

The fact that it's totally modern

jim beam all day erryday
sludge just dont sound right sober

Name a better Doom song
youtube.com/watch?v=aOjndpVFrPE

>sludge just dont sound right sober
I'll have to keep that in mind. Any 2016 recommendations?

Today I blacked out to Moon Shaped Pool and when I woke up Katy B was in the stereo

I haven't checked out metal in the longest time, a year or two, what albums have I missed

I like mostly 70s and 80s stuff, Traditional, thrash, old school death, and USPM, the last thing I heard that I really liked was Nekromantheon

new suicidal tendencies is really good

mike muir + dave lombardo + thundercat

fantomas 2.0

youtube.com/watch?v=eD3PN-kzXEk
My current favorite of [CURRENT YEAR]

Any metal songs with a chainsaw sounds in it?
I only know following.
youtube.com/watch?v=pizJwgPKoaA

youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Is this neofolk?

I dunno but why not just folk?

Because I can't talk about real folk in the metal thread.

Ivve been loki'ng for the metal thraaden. lets talk black matel You guys know of any great non norweigan,sweden,american,canadian black metal bands?

wtf yeah you can

youtube.com/watch?v=esA6bbd7xts

Anyone pumped for the upcoming darkthrone disappointment?Again.

Ofc you can

youtube.com/watch?v=HNdNgEEFGGM

One man band from the cold frostbitten woods of Tasmania.

damn dont even know where tasmania is but that is sick

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I like this, take this in exchange

youtube.com/watch?v=YUCvIKotXuc

how can whitey even compete

fvk, I was picturing Transylvania

is it a daark enough place?

I live near there and have been there, forests are pretty dark and beautiful

It has lots of forest, Striborg lives near that big lake in the south west.

thats dope as fvkk dude

how is your album coming along

My album? wat

youtube.com/watch?v=bxOp-L3fSWs

Italy

Christ it's like redneck AC/DC

awesome glad you like it

in for later

AC/DC is redneck AC/DC mate

Poland

Morowe, Mord'A'Stigmata and Medico Peste

There is loads more, just look around those bands and their members and you'll find more gold no doubt.

I forgot to link this.
youtube.com/watch?v=zZHb0yAPHyI

It's one of my all time faves

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Did you see parkway drive?

No, AC/DC is Bogan

>tfw no lead guitar gf

youtube.com/watch?v=qM5rZaUiiLs

Are these guys the Dimmu Borgir of death metal?

>black metal

NIIIIIGHTFAAAAALL

*overdubbed vocals intensify*

Such an amazing album.

True, I don't think any other power album comes close

Well my personal favorite power metal album is Theocracy - As The World Bleeds, but Nightfall is probably top 5.

I listen to far more power metal than is healthy though, so I'm a bit of an anomaly.

i fucking love wormrot

It's been a while since I've listened to power on a regular basic but I'll check it out later

Hibira - Defying the Rules

90% of the music I've listened to since 2003 has been power metal.

Most kvlt song ever?
Bathory-raise the dead
I think it's already done no need to try peeps

hahahaha

gay

I like having fun while listening to music.

what's some black metal with weird, unique vocals?

Cant wait for the new album familia

Inquisition and Silencer

Fleurety

Drown in Solitude

(Hint: you didn't say they had to be good vocals.)

So listen to grindcore and hardcore instead?

>tfw to intelligent to listen to anything but djent

I listen to a bit of hardcore and especially crossover, but it's not quite the same as power metal.

>tfw to intelligent to listen to anything but Deathspell Omega

fixed

im a fan of DSBM and this kind of whiney vocals, but gosh this is hard

Hi, ElectricLizard

>tfw to intelligent to listen to anything but Haken

>tfw to intelligent to listen to anything but Isis

AOTY confirmed?

youtube.com/watch?v=DVgVXGjDkVM

These vocals sound exactly like Dodheimsgard
youtube.com/watch?v=bhrdkRXjeM4

>tfw to intelligent to listen to anything but slam

>tfw too cucked to listen to anything but Gojira

Excellent detective work there! No way everyone didn't already figure that out yesterday.

Try this

youtube.com/watch?v=aYimUNtWLd8

Wew someone else enjoyed the new Wolverine album
Thogh they are barely metal now

v

Forgot song link
youtube.com/watch?v=DAwVbXVO0F0

Well that sure is unique and pretty good.

Dysangelium has somewhat unique "old man yells", but it's not really "weird"
youtube.com/watch?v=ftat5CHtX2g

>band names a song the same as their band name

>band names a song the same as the album it is on which is named after the band

>self-titled album
>untitled album/tracks
>" demo"

Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
2016

essential homocore

Ulcerate are objectively the greatest achievement in metal
one of the rare pleb-filter metal bands

That last one is perfectly fine.

Arizmenda is one of my favs

Leave AOTY to us

But user AOTY was already released

AOTY 2014

Yes, I used to be kinda big into them but they got all butthurt that KENTUCKY rednecks didn't mosh for them. They were alright live.

There were two types of people for Anthrax: Those who actually knew them and everyone else who didn't give a shit because they bought tickets for slipknot.

I've seen Slayer twice now, crowd was absolutely insane. I was on the edge of the pit when War Ensemble came on and some fat as fuck corn fed country boy tackled me in the chest. I'm almost 30, smoked since 18, and skinnyfat so I just left the crowd so I got to see Tom Araya doing some weird shit during Seasons. He was looking back and forth over the crowd smacking his mouth open amd shut repeatedly during instrumental break. Kerry King was exactly how he always is.

Hell yeah but only because I married a qt. Being that its Kentucky, your choices there were white trash scene girls for pierce the veil or old fat former-emos for KoRn/Slipknot everywhere.

is this the new sunbather

I want to listen to more black metal like Hate Forest and Drudkh

Death Fortress basically copies both of those

the new Bewitcher

It was shit when it came out
It's still shit

Saint Vitus by Saint Vitus from the album Saint Vitus.

Then listen to eastern european black/folk metal, and lots of NSBM

youtube.com/watch?v=BmKgTAfrdZA
the song on 9:10

thx
do you have any good recs?

Shoot me some recs, I just recently went through all of Behemoth and it was ok

>rings of saturn

Lost Soul
Sulphur Aeon
Sarpanitum

I need metal song about misoginy please

Give me the best drums in a metal song ever

probably some djent song since the drums are the best thing in djent songs

Thanks, I'll check it out

Kroda

confessor - condemned

beastial warlust
burial hordes
goatblood
nocturnal blood
tyrant Goatgaldrakona
adversarial

thank you so much

Rings of Saturn isn't good? I just copped the two albums on the chart. What are your quarrels with the band/albums?

>tfw seeing blind guardian on wed

Shit just got real nigga. Anyone knows what their setlist is like on this tour?

behemoth

i know you just want some W I F E B E A T E R in your life user

youtube.com/watch?v=qRV1Zgjmiks

suicide silence tier

the patrician choice is vektor

I saw them at ProgPower USA. They play Imaginations in its entirety back to back, combined with several of their classic songs, and a few off the newest album.

There are some pretty good stuff coming from Finland. Check atleast Sielun Vihollinen and True Black Dawn.

>he thinks a literal meme band can be better than another literal meme band
epic

both good stuff thanks senpaitachi

darkthrone

Temple of Baal's last album
the new First Fragment and Vale of Pnath

Holy shit man that's perfect,thanks

>band name its in latin

youtube.com/watch?v=mCSOTeR39ec
youtube.com/watch?v=2052DxpVQ1M
youtube.com/watch?v=GzPa6NpY3k4
youtube.com/watch?v=tFay8v5u9VE
youtube.com/watch?v=KVZU4pqxovY
and mandatory youtube.com/watch?v=09VHtKF0KhE

>bands name is impossible to pronounce

youtube.com/watch?v=SwI7Ez8hgvY
Recommending this! thrasy deathgrind, never seen this band here

new shokran bangs

I know every single metal band there has even been
AMA

Cool I'll check taht too

>being unable to pronounce band names
F A L S E

what are some cool names that aren't taken yet?

How is that guitar tone sound was better in the fucking 80s compared to 20xx? Everything nowadays just sounds like a pile of 100% wank, I swear every guitar must be using 50 different pedals to fuck up their sound so much.]

Just listening to the meme vektor album made me realize how fucking shit new bands guitarists are youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s. There is literally 0 soul left in that guitar

Do you know a band called iron maiden?

youtube.com/watch?v=VJrvTdgAdqs

I like this, therefore I'm true

Any of you guys checked out Dax Riggs' non Acid Bath stuff? I really like his voice and it's pretty good desu senpai.

Mastodon
yes, actually bruce dickinson is my wife's son

and the

this ain't so bad, while it isn't a masterpiece neither

god-tier melodic death metal, and you a-holes don't even mention it
youtube.com/watch?v=iC2CofgVevU

What is this website called? (from the first frame)

gtfo monkey

Kentucky is not that bad lol.. well at least Lex and Louisville aren't

piss

>black metal

What are the two best Mokoma albums?

I hate festivals, but if I was in the area, I'd definitely go to this. What y'all think?

go

Nice cos vader and batuska

heres a higher res

I know nigger, I live there too. But there's no denying the scum from the bottom of the barrel got scraped off and went to louder than life this weekend.

They know how to have fun at least

>meth leppard

jej

Metallurgasm
Roller Molocholocauster
Leech Lich Leacher
Gorogorog

ORGAN DEALER

>P.U.F.
Lol.

JUST

FUCK

MY SHIT UP

>black metal

>ist krieg

me on the left

Only atmoshit band I've ever heard with any kind of consistency and taste.

this is objectively false
kys

Prove me wrong nigger

(((Satanists))) and Metal fashionistas BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=SeN9yAwo6eM

go listen to Oi

>autopsy
>morbid angel
>vader
>grave
>root
>exumer
>exhumed
>fucking MORBID SAINT
>skeletal remains
>war master
fuck i wanna go to that

Plus sooooo many more great cult classic metal bands.

>there were no satanists in the first and second wave.
Is this news to anyone?

when will he stop attention whoring?

who is hyped for new urfaust

best current black metal band imo

ATMO OR RIFF?

well this sucked.

i'm so disappointed

why cant we have both

djent

tell me that in the sharethread and ill kick your ass

aoty

OBEY THE RIFF

aoty?

this thread sucks i don't care if it's early
new
new
jump ship

Where has Gaahl been the last few years?

I like Dingir.....

I hoped there would be at least one song featuring our homeboy Bjorn Speed Strid, desu familia

in his solitary hut, as always?

fuck yeah Samothrace

Probably sucking dick in the middle of the woods like the faggot he is

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