BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West had to cancel his show last night after wife Kim Kardashian had over $10 million dollars in jewelry stolen, including a $4 million dollar ring.
This is truly tragic. We already knew Kanye was in serious debt, this is just another blow to the guy who just can't catch a break. How can we help poor Kim get her $4 million dollar ring back? Kickstarter campaign for Ye?
That is sad, I would like to help him with my money.
Cameron Butler
this is so sad, how will they survive? $10 million dollars is so much money i bet it was like all they had
Carson Clark
It might be a publicity stunt. Kanye loves that shit. I'm his number 2 fan, I know him really well.
Jace Reed
imagine having so much money you can spend 10 mil on some useless trinkets
Ian James
How can a ring cost 4 million dollars
Lucas Harris
none of this would happen if these faggots would donate money to poor people glad it happened
Levi Walker
wow what a cunt
John Hughes
Kinda.
Juan Garcia
wow
Lincoln Morales
i can't wait for >breaking news: kanye goes to jail over bogus insurance claim. kickstarter some bailoutbux anyone?
Easton Rivera
Kanye West walked into the store.
Sebastian Martinez
Praying for Kim right now. Really tho, its fairly likely this was a publicity stunt
Benjamin Wood
>breaking news >news
Jeremiah Hill
that's the irony desu. kanye west likes to talk about how the system fucks over black people, how the government doesnt care about black people, how he's the product of government and social oppression and yet he's done absolutely dick all to give back to the community. he's so fucking out of touch it's god damn hilarious. he can afford to get kim $4 million rings and yet he complains about being in debt and begs people to give him millions more. I dunno kanye, if you're strapped for cash maybe you can sell some of your trillion dollar jewelry like the rest of us plebs do. to make matters worse the shitty stuff he makes is just as exploitative as any other product. he's selling shoes/clothing manufactured in sweatshop and sold at unbelievable mark up to poor black people.
Xavier Ross
They caught him
William Long
this
who knew gold digger would turn out to be so ironic
Michael White
>not shooting her
One. Job.
Lincoln Martinez
Should've run faster.
Elijah Flores
10 mil isn't shit to Kim K though, her app made 43 million in its third quarter and that's not even her main income stream. that jewellery will be insured to hell and back as well
Hunter Gomez
It has wifi
Benjamin Mitchell
edgy
Isaac Williams
would have made for some grand memes
Parker Peterson
ugh, no, literally the worst thing that could've happened, she would've been canonized as some fucking strong independent woman role model
Kayden Gutierrez
I N S U R E D N S U R E D
Logan Miller
It would have been as awkward as Amy Winehouse
Ethan Hall
makes me think
Jaxon Jenkins
i wanna bang charli
Jeremiah Baker
unsubscribe
Elijah Johnson
Hilarious
Hudson Ortiz
Fuck, I thought that she was shot.
Chase Butler
She's already that to people who are dumb dumb enough to to idolize her. She would be better dead
Adam Turner
WE GOIN GET A NEW EMO KAYNE ALBUM OUT OF THIS
b a s e d r o b b e r s
Matthew Torres
>implying Ye and Kim don't have separate finances >implying the jewelry wasn't hired/sponsored/insured or whatever you want to call it
Also Rob Kardashian is a name, not an instruction.
Noah Rivera
He should've shot that whore and her negroid hack of a husband. It would've made the world a better place.
Hudson Miller
>tfw someone else has fulfilled my dream of robbing a rich celebrity
they're so fucking vain and stupid, they walk around with millions of dollars on themselves i'm surprised it hasn't happened before
Isaac Russell
Such a rich tapestry of cultures in France. She should be grateful she was so kindly enriched.
Anthony Moore
>all the impotent resentment in this thread I forget how bad Cred Forums is sometimes
Bentley Evans
>this post >current year lmao
Nolan James
oh hay guise
Sebastian Gray
>they tied her up and locked her in a closet
Do you think that they at least felt her ass or groped her?
Xavier Baker
i hope not
Isaac King
oh no, kanye, i thought you were millions in the red, and had no assets, and had to crowd fund your shitty non-music projects..
bait, but i don't even disagree. its probably a stunt though.
laffin
Ethan Gray
Someone should check the hospitals then. They've probably got full blown AIDS by now
Julian Rivera
They say the suspects were two men in red hats
Joseph Evans
Kanye literally does philanthropy all the time
Jaxson Diaz
Literally wishing the mother of two young children was murdered because you don't like her What's wrong with you?
Isaiah Wright
...
Ethan Wilson
If Ye read the criminals their rights he would be Kanye Arrest
Luke Gomez
Correct. Kim has an insurance policy on her own body, so naturally the jewelry is insured.
Anthony Diaz
tbph that's not that weird, you can't even perform in the US without insurance
Ethan Reed
I feel bad for the man and his wife. It must be tramatizing to be sexually assaulted at gunpoint
Samuel Cox
why the fuck should I have to care about two rich niglets named north and saint
Joshua Perry
Does anyone else ever look at posts like this and think "well that's plenty internet for me today"?
Tyler Butler
yep
John Garcia
I used to but then I realized I have absolutely no reason for believing there's a real human being behind those posts.
Wyatt Richardson
arigato reddit
Elijah Jackson
That is such a strange and thought-provoking idea, actually. What exactly do you mean? That they're not really being themselves, or that a bot was just as likely to post it as a human?
Joseph Miller
No, because it has nothing to do with the Internet. People like that exists and there's nothing we can do about it.
Samuel Thomas
you're the one in the minority mate, maybe you should go back to stormfront
Brandon Stewart
Cred Forums is a turing test with that racist Microsoft AI
Ian Collins
Well of course, but I don't personally include people like that in my life, so the internet is the only way I'm exposed to them.
Logan Walker
nah mate
Camden Brooks
ok, well enjoy being the only guy getting upset about the population of the thread mate
Cameron Robinson
>wearing $10 million worth of jewelry while in Paris >in Paris she deserved it does she even understand anything about Paris?
Easton Hill
your dad takes two sugars in his coffee
Thomas Wood
ok guys. i know ye and kim is like filthy rich, but it's just not cool and very unacceptable to make fun of robbery and rape ... regardless of economic and public status.
peace
Jaxson Gomez
did your mum tell you that shes lying again
Anthony Lopez
second this
Brandon Torres
I'm glad it happened, I like it when the real world strikes the untouchables of society [spoiler]also there was probably some rape, but I wouldn't be surprised if not since it's France & they're all faaaags[/spoiler]
Matthew Green
ITT:Cucks defending a richfag
John Clark
this. Paris is the pickpocket capital of the world. She deserved it.
Xavier Bennett
ITT bitter poorfags that think it's ok to steal from people
"she had millions of dollars worth of jewelry she can afford to have it stolen herp derp"
Logan Mitchell
Post your bank account balance right now or shut up another cuck defending a richfag lmao
I have 98k in cash and a 200k on my mortgage left.. I'm doing fine.
Isaiah Perez
>serious debt >hasn't sold $10 mil jewelry That's fucking hilarious. I applaud the robbers though, impressive initiative.
Brandon Butler
:')
Brody Allen
what the fuck is this post. fuck off nigger
Alexander Butler
Do us all a favour and fuck off, you thin-skinned bitch.
Asher Fisher
you don't see the irony in making a post like that then
Caleb Morris
so 5 french guys had Kim kardashian tied up and gagged and DIDN'T masturbate to it? It doesn't add up.
Hunter Lee
Yeah mang, telling someone who can't handle seeing someone say they don't care if a Kardashin is killed to fuck off is the same as not being able to handle that very thing. Much irony, smart post.
Liam Bell
Weak
Henry Price
>Much irony, smart post.
you are just as bad as this guy
Jose Lee
it is though you're being thin-skinned right now, even as you read this your pride is at stake and you feel the need to correct me again
Caleb Morris
The government of France made a serious mistake in allowing the unchecked immigration of North African Muslims. Unfortunately, it is the people of France who will pay for this mistake.
Hunter Cooper
Agreed, but:
Jason Sullivan
>I'm his number 2 fan 10/10
Christian Diaz
...
Lucas Rodriguez
them b&w's
Henry Scott
kys
Nathan Jackson
The only advice I have for you is to think much less and let others do the thinking for you, or to think much more so you can get smarter with time.
Jason Gray
Heh.
Michael Watson
Aw shit, I have that exact same piano.
Asher Sanders
wow this is so sad and tragic how can I, a working class person, help these multi millionaires?
Nathaniel Sullivan
I love yeezy but lets be honest this is hardly a dent in the kardashians money
Jaxon Harris
You fucking thief.
Carter Collins
told you
Ryan Price
Look, there's a difference between actually being distressed by an user's post so that you have to stop browsing, and shaking you head at that same Redditor fucktard. You say something stupid, I'll tell you you said something stupid. There are multiple layers of difference between the emotional and expressed reactions and to what. I get it, you recently discovered that you can look for similar principles and boil things down to them, but you're not very good at it, because you do it to a degree that ignores actual differences. Well, whatever fucknuts, enjoy your little Cred Forums vacation before you return to whatever social media asshole you crawled out from.
Lucas Sullivan
honestly just fuck off
Jackson Harris
you seem angry are you new?
Isaiah Clark
>u mad >u new GG no re, fagmagnet.
Jaxson Lewis
then why are you even responding
oh that's right, you're offended by my very presence
Nathaniel Price
Pretty sure he is said he is out of debt on the song champions (the Cruel Winter track). I have £5 to spare though.
Oliver Harris
>rich-nigga racism, that's that "come in, please buy more"
Christian Cooper
>Rob Kardashian is a name, not an instruction.
Underrated.
Kevin Evans
>waiting on someone else to give you a hand out >blame the system
Gee I wonder why black people are still stuck in the slums.
Luis Martin
It dont matter, none of this matters
Leo Brooks
I'm trying to feel sympathy for someone who got "a 4 million dollar ring" stolen, but I seem to be unable to
Cooper Martinez
>I'm his number 2 fan bravo!
Julian Rivera
no shit
Charles Hughes
cool bait
Asher Reyes
rapist detected
Jayden Powell
It has traces of Kardashian feces on it
Parker Ortiz
>white guy misses the point solely in an attempt to whine about blacks
Classic post
Ian Ortiz
>if you're strapped for cash maybe you can sell some of your trillion dollar jewelry like the rest of us plebs do >selling your trillion dollar jewelry >2016
Never. Gonna. Make it.
Samuel Torres
underrated post
Jaxson Roberts
what exactly has Kim done to warrant so much from people? are you guys just trying to be edgy or is just the fact that she has a lot of money make you guys that angry?
Connor Jackson
I don't hate her, I think she's irrelevant. I'd be annoyed if someone was treating her like an icon. She's vain and lacks any personality I don't think she deserves to be robbed or whatever but having $10 million worth of jewelry on you is fucking stupid whether you're Kim Kardashian or whomever. It is representative of everything wrong with the world when some vapid fashionista has more money on her finger than the majority of people will ever accumulate in their life.
Ryder Edwards
...
Hunter Martin
>donate it to poor black families with 7 kids and another on the way knowing they don't have the means to care for them despite getting so much welfare that if they saved careful could probably buy a fucking house to fit all of them and live entirely off the government I really have no sympathy for these people, it's a shame the government pays for the parasites.
Ryan Moore
>caring this much about material things kek
Ryder Mitchell
>could probably buy a fucking house to fit all of them and live entirely off the government
do you really believe it works that way?
when you're on welfare you're literally not allowed to have over a certain amount of savings. there's no way you could ever buy a house.
and living on welfare isn't exactly an ideal lifestyle. it's far from actually being wealthy.
Mason Cooper
is that Pleasance House
Asher Anderson
It would be funny if the people who steal those stuff were black. Lol
Owen Foster
>underrated Rainbow of Gravity
Adam Jones
Black french people are like Super Niggers. Blackest black or something
Eli Evans
kind of pointless to steal jewelry that expensive
who the fuck is going to buy it?
Cameron Morgan
More rich black people
Luke Harris
Black on black crime isn't exactly as uncommon as to be ironic or anything.
Nathaniel Harris
btw this is all a publicity stunt
Lucas Myers
It's not the kind of thing you could pawn but they could definitely sell it to some rich warlord or some shit.
The robbers may not have even known how expensive the jewelry was.
Levi Bailey
You sell it to a fence, you don't sell it yourself.
Connor Brooks
somebody paid them to steal it m8
Charles Moore
>Going to Paris >ever She was asking for it.
Nathaniel Stewart
You are the frog robber that has KimK tied up in front of you. Where do you ejaculate?
Juan Myers
That was me, a different user responding to let you know you completely fucked up with a lack of retort in your argument. Like user said, crawl back to whatever hole you came from.
Angel Wright
why are you replying
Christian Wood
I've been there. It was lovely. Took a shit on Jim Morrison's grave.
Samuel Gray
Paris wasn't always a shithole. Thanks globalists.
Aaron Sullivan
I GOT SHOOTERS IN PARIS MIGHT TAKE A DAY OFF LIKE FERRIS
William Flores
Who the fuck needs $10 million dollars in jewelry. Fucking deserved it.
Dylan Hall
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>based asf mate.
Michael Edwards
>TFW you realize we could've gotten an amazing album if Kim had been shot and killed
Camden Butler
>hiking the price of an old, outdated drug to fund the research and development of newer drugs is somehow a bad thing The media obviously didn't like Shkreli for some reason and decided to warp the facts to paint him as greedy and evil.
Aiden Lewis
Every diamond now has a serial number that you cant see with naked eye, this means that you can only sell a stolen precious rock in the black market, no retailer will want to have hot stuff in there hands and they cant because of serial number inside the diamond
Christopher Morgan
what i like about what he did is the raw socialism of it hiked up the drug price, but forced the insurance companies to pay for it - basically making everyone in the usa pay for their research via rising premiums (and the actual numbers are tiny like