/bleep/

I bet if someone reported that pic to the FBI then OP would get SWAT'D

>Detroit scene
garbage
>Chicago scene
garbage
>US scene in general
garbage

>posting that shit frog

Get the fuck out, racist filth.

nah rep chicago

post bluetooth bangers from back in day

youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk

why are u saying uk do u think we go in this thread to share irish folk songs or fuckin welsh yodelling?

...

jimmy gave it to me

ugga ugga ug ug

was he more or less what you expected?

why the fuck you replying

youtube.com/watch?v=gTYEHQ6wTVA

is bonbonbonbonbon still funny b/c personally i havent found it any less jokes recently

yes

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Kompakt blows

just the 'nuum innit, many men have lost their minds trying to grasp it + understand it

!!!

...

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>mfw brits have no clubs

youtube.com/watch?v=qndYAUnGKg8

youtube.com/watch?v=q_eo5j5sib8

>tfw US bleep scene is on a big time resurgence while the UK bleep scene crumbles to nothing

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwom_Gp__Q

Someone call Moses because it's raining frogs in here

youtube.com/watch?v=LeAtvp3HEfk
youtube.com/watch?v=tpdFt9nU_n8

youtube.com/watch?v=SWwyczuXhUY

Just means better raves lad

>/bleep/ thinks anyone still cares about their generic shitty jungle everyone got bored of a century ago

>sad-frog-meme-butt[1].jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=ve1l0Xi8_wY

ppl will prolly dismiss this cus its bassline but habstrakt has always been pretty good

>RA doing a football match with djs and producers
cool
>for "Help Refugees"
fug no

Could you handle that ass?

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

youtube.com/watch?v=PN-Fgc3JMoM

innit

i dont care about your autism sperging when there is a few good tracks in the thread but this is garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=N_tfMDcHIQU

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CUgJX71RI

bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon

youtube.com/watch?v=kg-FlZMjLt0

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

yes
keep posting that exact same image

youtu.be/h6aOPITayKM

>when an italian touches you inna dance

>same exact image
loooool the 2nd one is more lo-fi senpai
292kb v 201kb

owned

youtube.com/watch?v=NZtNrzaf08M

whoever
this is
is fucking epic

youtube.com/watch?v=HoMzLLWNV1g

Don't be cruel.

>RA doing a football match

Isn't that BR's thing?

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

youtube.com/watch?v=3_5M1lY-G1w

yeah it actually does nothing for me now. but i have faith it will be funny again when someone posts it out of the blue in a month or two and starts a new wave of bonposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=nkgVInTNoTY

Omg imagine if nina did that though. Her in soccer uni omgggggggg (*´▽｀*)

youtube.com/watch?v=87k7wZh462c

Inb4 >soccer

youtube.com/watch?v=drBQ61Jywfo

youtube.com/watch?v=UgZVFCjwes4

≈ U GON GET IT ≈

youtube.com/watch?v=Zxri34BYBc0

are we going to get it? i can't tell guys can someone let me know

youtube.com/watch?v=mAXPAUnou5Y

youtube.com/watch?v=E56vdDKr318

youtube.com/watch?v=ObjLb6ElTvs

i want to know

youtube.com/watch?v=thm65IqhKZw

youtube.com/watch?v=Bvmg0wZqtGY

Is /bleep/ woke to I Hate Models?

youtube.com/watch?v=xjCb4CB-hdw

By the way anyone here frequent Belgium's rave scene? Most seem to be US and UK here

youtube.com/watch?v=QZKz_NSHaio

BONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBONBON

So was it any good?

Really don't get the hype for this tune. It's decent, but just look how gushing/OTT the comments are.

youtube.com/watch?v=uXjuXSTjSzI

That is like every techno track with >100k views though

youtube.com/watch?v=sfRyysD0ljg

very

Didn't even get reviewed by RA aka not worth my time

it was an unusual set to be honest. first 30 mins was just like disco (ran away from d.dan's set. i like his tunes, and his selection was better, but he can't dj at all) and then asquith switched to breaks for the final 30 which was great. lukecool's tune even got played hehe

youtube.com/watch?v=5bffQFtRt0E

gonna see him a jaded. should be bants n_n

youtube.com/watch?v=1kwbkbLcGno

>woke
get the fuck away from here you absolute fucking specimen

remember listening to his smoke machine podcast it was dope

I dunno, these seem even more ridiculous.

Who is D. Dan? I've been telling myself he's the reason people were posting Dan jokes on the event page, rather than it being memesters from bleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=jea4BMbdX18

youtube.com/watch?v=yk8FmeCGUkA

playing ut99 on godlike
youtube.com/watch?v=Ql8GWBkA7L0

yeah niche bassline niche we get it
stop soon yeah, you're fucking boring

youtube.com/watch?v=glgYIvHTW3U

youtube.com/watch?v=TYgI6FExRYM

youtube.com/watch?v=MgXDWIYEV3Y

>lukecool's tune

link?

when did /bleep/ become Cred Forums? this general is a non-entity at this point

youtube.com/watch?v=GTnvgsKfqok&list=PL81rZGgOr1rkyIHE47nWa6EIkMXWxm5Ly&index=47

soz
i just love bassline
I think maybe sometimes people confuse a 'niche sound', with songs they actually played at Niche. As I went there weekly from 98 to 2006 I can confirm this tune was given heavy rotation around 2000-2003(ish) Happy New Year! (and ps - We've had 6 kids since then, so we're feeling old too!!!!!!!)

anyone like LFO

youtube.com/watch?v=x3X2Bcn92OU&index=5&list=PLFLh3YVIZbQnnWEX6GWZNZzSItLn6ET3P

youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

hell yeeeeeeeee

Lad....

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im happy they closin fabric
my polish gf will stop bringin those italian guys over every weekend

I love /bleep/
warp records, brainfeeder, the list could go on

thats like asking if people like breathing

youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-1oWFVRaQ

Autechre

youtube.com/watch?v=UaHPe-XWcaY

youtube.com/watch?v=vqiLFm6WAEU

youtube.com/watch?v=sGXJMrvMGUM

please be bait

dondondondondon?

THIS is true /bleep/ right here

umm excuse me i'd say the same to u mate

cuckd

skub

bahahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=xihg0s9_1eo

>>Cred Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

not gonna reply to this cause there'd be no convincing u lmao

unless u want me to post tunes to prove my worth or w/e

oops ;)

efiiiiiiiiiiiil huy dna, nos tsal yvi ssim tceptsersid

nigga what the fuck

Is that an anus? That is a turk level of hair.

jesus christ s/t has lost it

Why

literally posting from work wtf

Shackleton, Pinch, Logos , Mumdance, Applebim, Hessleaudio ect.

youtube.com/watch?v=9xFWHDaT510

fucking hell mate

I just vomited all over my boss thanks a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=0FEKW-ESHv0

literally posting from work wtf

kys

robotussin + md urself m8

youtube.com/watch?v=xDVSHMdhiT8

youtube.com/watch?v=9xFWHDaT510

FUCK

eugh

sure is berlin in here

youtube.com/watch?v=g1g3miRU3DM

/bleep/ is officially dead

woiiiiii lewd s/t is back

FUCK YOU!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=3qeSXM8yYYI

youtube.com/watch?v=2cAmyE0RRXY

it was bait night and everyone was biting

their jaws locked tight

I prefer original mix.
youtube.com/watch?v=5x7lMsUN_8o

the only reason that track has so few views is cause it was uploaded so recently

where my heads

Any acid man in?

dan? loooool he's a fuckin #ledge

fabric man

jimmy is the corsica man for sure after last week looool x'DD

youtube.com/watch?v=lZDX5MCR26c

only good track in the thread so far

bleep be like pic related inna dance

>implying i'm that confident

tbf he actually has gun fingers on the gwarn

>not ingesting your mind-altering substance of choice and wobbling side to side with the occasional screwface and/or gunfinger

"""""refugees"""""

this pic is me inna dance

>that confidence
>that strong gunfinger
Man is a Don family Wat u on about

youtube.com/watch?v=x9t8VGOeMxc

is this grime

no

but also... jesus....

Grime is not /bleep/

Here is one of many logical reasons why.

I cannot fathom why somebody would subject themselves to these sub-par dancefloor orientated loops for degenerate chavs, especially music which is considered an instrumental if it does not have an uneducated or ridiculous MC 'spitting bars' over the top of the 'instrumental' in a very erratic and sloppy fashion, bleep music does not have vocals for the most part, grime is infact a sub-genre of UK Hip Hop.

You should really listen to something with more substance in my opinion, grime has no substance and therefore it cannot be bleep and it cannot be discussed even on the lowest of intellectual levels.

Sorry to quote the OP and for the minority ( I would hope) that are actually defending grime in these threads the same can be applied to drum and bass. It's Just garbage, no excuses for that irrelevant nonsense in the /Bleep/ threads.

As stated above I cannot comprehend why you would ever think /Bleep/ is grime, just because it was closely linked to Dubstep in the early 2000's and doesn't fit in anywhere else doesn't mean it's /Bleep/. It is and has always been a niche sub-genre and arguably a micro-genre of UK Hip Hop.

There is no such thing as the new wave of Grime or Drum & Bass both are just desperately clinging onto something that just isn't there anymore and hasn't been there for many years, the current producers of the new wave of both Grime and D&B are just re-hashing what has already been done in the past and labelling it as innovation and no Exit Records or Keysound are no exception to this.

Now that I have given you a well structured and thought out response, hopefully we can get back to the quality discussion we used to have in /Bleep/ and you will know realise grime and drum and bass for that matter holds no further place in these threads, doing so would be considered shitposting or in this case chavposting.

Ignore, report and hide chavposters

Take it elsewhere lads

isnt this some fifa youtuber that got his whole fifa crew?
lm,fao if so england deserves the worst

:DD
youtube.com/watch?v=uuhVQ7krFa0

to be honest mr mitch goes a bit too far sometimes

nah mitch is a don
youtube.com/watch?v=BYxdRAtYBqg

>got my track featured by a cool deep house yt channel

feels good lads desu

This is me

are you DJ Boring by chance

>peace edit
how?
last grime tune this intimidating I heard was Morgue

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBiAQD0Yfk
hehe absolute badman t b h lmao

>are you DJ Boring by chance

nah I'm not a well known producer. I might send a demo to one of those lo fi labels like dispatch agency or lobster theremin though.

has anyone ever had success sending demos to labels?

youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

yo who dis

this is me

Post yr tune.

youtube.com/watch?v=ExghThG0R3Y

Is this bleep ?

youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw

clyp.it/3nstbf5r
rate my riddim lol

Which label has fallen the furthest warp or hyperdub

mc smally used to come to my uni but he dropped out

would this go off in the dance

clyp.it/fzfwrevj

loooollll yeah going off now actually

Family...it's grimes from the Vanessa video

can someone rec me some white boy bleeps

she should have thought twice about backing her son

Rip out di ceilin o di church an kill errybodi inside...

Doesn't matter. Stop unloading your racist bs here, racist twat.

September... my cousin blew up a big spliff... for the very first time... nows hes bunning rocks... its june

all of them

youtube.com/watch?v=ORf_acLEV5k

Sign of the times... gon mess with your mind... you better hurry before its too late

what do you mean

What was it? Did s/t really dropped a ban-me post?

youtu.be/amKiM5m2aFQ

his arsehole

what's up with Bristol why does all the best shit come from there

Why? Because of ?

Have you seen the lineup for simple things next month

wow pretty decent
not from bristol btw, said that as a jealous northerner

Neither, im from swindon but close enough. Where are the good scenes up north, im going to newcastle in a few months

>im from swindon
Wew, so am I. How old are you m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Saw him live at (((Stereo))), dark german techno all the way true, was really good.

wew lad lmao !!

why the fuck was this allowed to happen
fuck flocka

grunge should be /bleep/ desu

I mostly know Hope Works in sheffield who have loads of good stuff, Batu and Ploy coming this weekend which'll be cool, and loads of ppl like Blawan, Lee Gamble, Hodge etc next weekend for their birthday bash

obvs the warehouse project in manc but that can be a bit overhyped, Project 13 and Hidden X are good nights there, already hyped to see DJ Stringray and others next month

never been to newcastle for a night out, The World Headquarters is supposed to be alright tho

I'm a milk farmer please can you post some trance mixes I can play my cows to increase milk production (scientifically proven)

youtube.com/watch?v=zugIBnOYGvg

bit bait

techno is obnoxiously cool atm
do wonder what all the freaks and weirdos are making atm. have they put down their synths and picked up their guitars ????

>im going to newcastle in a few months

what for?
Hunee & Congo Natty in the same club this friday. I fucking love WHQ

19 lad whereabouts are you

Might go uni there so im going to see what its like

Footwork is getting weird lately

It's a great city but I'm obviously biased.

youtube.com/watch?v=Db4Otx2ykCo

Good Wojak
Shit sub-pleb tier frog
Pleb-tier frog
passable frog

youtube.com/watch?v=o7fgUDJ8KHY&list=PL3jdNNdZ-9vt2gLZWOTLqZ1C_NE1bM4BF&index=3

Stratton, you?

Old town but im in Stratton right now actually

youtube.com/watch?v=LYR0pVyjxrM

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1wmxI0aQVkM

when i am in marquee that is not me trust me daddy

>be me
>be at corsica on saturday
>be in smoking area
>take out tobacco, rolling papers and filters
>roll a cigarette
>put away tobacco and shit
>smoke it
>see group of girls
>approach them and say hello
>they start talking about BBC
>get awkward
>eventually they leave to talk to a subhuman black guy
>i go back inside
>see the ledge that is jimmy in room 1 behind the decks
>wave the ok_hand to him
>he sees me and smiles
>all is good

feels good man

what would pangaea say if he was french?
bonbonbonbonbonbonbon appetit

Mans never been with another man eh? Ill be daddy

youtu.be/pb8BiQR9RTI

Where abouts?

Track id ? shit is bangin

youtube.com/watch?v=HDeMLTV2Elk&ab_channel=Dj0smoz

>see group of girls
>approach them and say hello

That's where you fucked up

I was standing outside in the smoking area once when this girl approached me by myself while my friends were off talking to some other people. we start chatting for a minute before my friends take notice. so they start egging me on, you know "banter" in the background, when i notice she starts looking bored. then she comes up to me to shake my hand and says "next time be more assertive" in front of my friends.

classic

cuckd lol

Near the little row of shops that has co-op and the library and sims chippy

Damn I could prob sprint there from my house in under a minute.

...

U guys should fug

>when I'm in the bon with the bon and I'm like - bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon

>not being able to tell an artist by a sound
Who cant?

Haha, i would actually say hi to you but i need to peg it to dockle right now

Only a HARDCORE ASPIE who listens to dance OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB could do such a thing

might go see mr scruff in a couple weeks hopefully a mate or 2 come with me
absolutely love the flyer
missed him whilst i was studying in Rotterdam and my mates went and had a really fun time, so im interested

Fair play mate. Thought I was the only Swindon bleephead desu. Wanna DJ at a Swindon techno night if I start one lol.

>be me
>be at corsica
>see jimmy asquith
>remember he has a gf
>get sad
>go home

i should probably try to break into one of these female DJ collectives maybe he would notice me then haha

Isnt this guy the default music on windows

we are gonna need flags in this thread

when i was 14 and really into shitty fake-emo metalcore there was a scene band from Swindon called The Dead Lay Waiting that i used to really like
they had 1 good tune to be fair, i will not listen to it again in case it's shit and i tarnish my memories
yeah it is lol he does fantastic super fun + dancey sets, lots of disco n stuff

You should make some i know a lot of pretentious music fans who will pretend to be bleepheads in the right social context

aaaand the thread went to shit

You could offer him something else...

Lol I remember them, never listened to them though.

That'll do, as long as the dancefloor isn't empty. Any idea where something like that could even be held in Swindon though?

why is a lisping pouncey 12 year old hosting boiler room now

Probs would have to be meca, but the vic is worth trying too since they are very open minded, have seen people do art monologues and screen short films on their stage before so im sure they would accept djing. The new club tree plays some tunes now and then but i dont know if they would necessarily be interested.

Yeah was thinking MECA but it's massive ennit? I'm sure this would be a pretty small thing really. Would The Vic stay open late enough? Haven't heard of The Tree, don't really go to the bars/clubs in Swindon much, will check it out. Either way I couldn't really DJ a whole night myself so would need someone else to DJ before I could do it anyway.

good city for bleeps desu

>tfw too intelligent to buy inferior vinyls

read this before lol

holy fuck is this real?

>be me
>be at corsica last weekend
>see jimmy
>wave at him
>he waves back

such a ledge looool x'DD

Jealous of man getting smiles, nods, waves/ok hands back at them from jimmy desu

Loud makes me slow man I do this for my snowmen

>frog posting

Fuck off out of bleep m8

>Swindon

Well isn't that a coincidence.

truss loooooooool

he's an absolute #ledge

prob went bacc after and licced out some girls batty like a legend loooool

What do you mean?

only dan does that loool ;)

he's a LEDGE

Holy fuck an actual Swindon/Bristol thread.

It doesn't need saying but Swindon is dead in the water, anyone living there should get the fuck out before they start blending in with the 1960's concrete.

Got the hell out two years go and haven't looked back. Bristol's great if you don't want to burn all your money in London.

I was from Bassett before I fucked off to Bristol for uni.

Ah fair. Yeah it's so dead. I really wanna move to Bristol too, but atm I'm looking to move to Oxford (scum scum scum) to be with my gf. There really isn't anything here at all in terms of bleeps, that's why I'm kinda tempted to start something, but I doubt anyone would come, especially as there's no uni (or even a single uni in Wiltshire lol).

I know that there's some sub-quality jump up nights in Swindon, but yeah it's dead. I dunno with all the students in Oxford you've got a better chance desu.

With Bristol it's more about self control than having to search for good nights. Can be painful having to choose from three venues every weekend.

>with all the students in Oxford you've got a better chance desu
Yeah, I've been doing some research and it looks like there are at least occasional good nights in Oxford. I'm counting on the Brookes students to be proper wreckheads.

And yeah yeah alright you don't have to taunt me. Must be sick having several good bleep record shops as well. I don't think there are even any in Oxford let alone Swindon.

If you get rich you're my rival
Fuck the world I am still suicidal

The record shops are heaven m8. Most of the students I'm around aren't true bleep heads so people switch off when I started talking about dnb/dub/techno etc.

First time I went into a record shop it was like I was finally around people who also understood the music. Got a proper turntable on the way now and pretty much gonna take up residence in these places.

Saw a post by London Electricity when he was playing in Oxford a while back. He noted how the crowd were all standing about stroking their chins and not going balls-to-the-wall. Healthy turnout of students though which is promising. At least there's an apatite for it there.

Swindon's just a shithole.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11807087/Swindon-bids-to-become-Britains-new-cultural-magnet.html

Ya tu sabes mamacita cuanto te quiero
No me digas nada
Yo te deseo
Loco por tu Cuerpo y me desespero

Lol what a great article. That's the first I'd heard of that.

>But the town has its supporters, among them the adventurer David Hempleman-Adams, who was born in Swindon in 1956. He has travelled the globe but, asked by the Swindon Advertiser to name his favourite view, said: "When I come down the M4 from Heathrow, wherever I've been in the world, there's a tree on a hill on the left hand side and when I see that I know I'm home. I'm very proud of Swindon."

Damn... nearly shed a tear.... :')

he only notices fit birds sorry

b8

...

def my favorite tune this year

this

such as house and techno

>chavman's entire culture is derived from niggers, both island niggers and pard niggers
>"I hate niggers" says the chav

Semantical 10 series is always on point
youtube.com/watch?v=7evEFP_4gxU

nah it's more like roles reversed as girls try to talk to me inna dance when I'm fucked off my head and have no idea whats going on

>pass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my clover denotes my tunes are superior
youtube.com/watch?v=cIhuUsPTtq4

fucking kek everytime

Point me towards the deeeeeeeeeeeeeepest house.

obligatory youtube.com/watch?v=aiAyUHKIwi0

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Going to an Uncle Dugs show on Friday

What should I expect lads

>not realising RA are far-left syndicalists

so i like /bleep/ threads for the memes and all but what of this music should i actually listen to?