ITT: Anthony favorite phrases when describing music

ITT: Anthony favorite phrases when describing music

This black metal album sounds very abrasive.

harmonies glide over the melody

>trap-influenced beats
>rattling high hats
>watery synths

watery synths

GLISTENING

>punchy drums
>boom bap

HIGH HATS

thunderous drums

THICK
HEAVY
DISTORTED

I want him to die, metaphorically of course, just die and leave youtube.

You're just jealous!

>ethereal
>very ethereal
>sort of ethereal

>tight snare
>farty synths

Oh he used to use somthing a lot, I forget, hmm,
Oh yeah:,
"avant-garde",
and he would say this with some kind of wiggling motion with his fingers.

I genuinely feel bad for anthony

PUMMELING RAPE LIKE PERCUSSIONS.

HOLOCAUST INSPIRED SYNTH LEADS.

TRAP FLAVORED

>ABRASIVE EAR CANDY

visceral

GENOCIDE REMINSCENT REVERB

Why?

...

cause why are we making fun of a very well-respected music critic?

Honestly that's album of the decade.

Why would I be sad about making fun of whithony guiltano?

BEST TEETH IN THE FUCKING GAME

>Weird, affected, and vaguely aggressive tone with anxiety-provoking shouting outbursts.

u sound like ur describing anth...oh wait.. I get it

POUNDING

Fuck off u racist prick!

ETHEREAL

Why do people take him serious again?

because he has better taste than you and actually has a gf

>The drums sound so crispy

token girlfriend

ur just jealous

>trap-influenced
>very spacy
>chaotic but in a good way
>experimental

bruh............................................
that pencil dick

>smooth, milky bass
What did he mean by this?

hey guys anthony fantano here

forgot pic

cyberpunk bangers ready to turn the dance floor into a warzone

That is genuinely funny!

CRUNCHY BASSLINES

>farty horns
>rumbling bass lines
>crushing drones

S L U D G Y

this

FARTY BASS

>CRISP, CLEAN VOCALS

"aprecheate" the attention to detail