ITT: Anthony favorite phrases when describing music
This black metal album sounds very abrasive.
ITT: Anthony favorite phrases when describing music
This black metal album sounds very abrasive.
harmonies glide over the melody
>trap-influenced beats
>rattling high hats
>watery synths
watery synths
GLISTENING
>punchy drums
>boom bap
HIGH HATS
thunderous drums
THICK
HEAVY
DISTORTED
I want him to die, metaphorically of course, just die and leave youtube.
You're just jealous!
>ethereal
>very ethereal
>sort of ethereal
>tight snare
>farty synths
Oh he used to use somthing a lot, I forget, hmm,
Oh yeah:,
"avant-garde",
and he would say this with some kind of wiggling motion with his fingers.
I genuinely feel bad for anthony
PUMMELING RAPE LIKE PERCUSSIONS.
HOLOCAUST INSPIRED SYNTH LEADS.
TRAP FLAVORED
>ABRASIVE EAR CANDY
visceral
GENOCIDE REMINSCENT REVERB
Why?
...
cause why are we making fun of a very well-respected music critic?
Honestly that's album of the decade.
Why would I be sad about making fun of whithony guiltano?
BEST TEETH IN THE FUCKING GAME
>Weird, affected, and vaguely aggressive tone with anxiety-provoking shouting outbursts.
u sound like ur describing anth...oh wait.. I get it
POUNDING
Fuck off u racist prick!
ETHEREAL
Why do people take him serious again?
because he has better taste than you and actually has a gf
>The drums sound so crispy
token girlfriend
ur just jealous
>trap-influenced
>very spacy
>chaotic but in a good way
>experimental
bruh............................................
that pencil dick
>smooth, milky bass
What did he mean by this?
hey guys anthony fantano here
forgot pic
cyberpunk bangers ready to turn the dance floor into a warzone
That is genuinely funny!
CRUNCHY BASSLINES
>farty horns
>rumbling bass lines
>crushing drones
S L U D G Y
this
FARTY BASS
>CRISP, CLEAN VOCALS
"aprecheate" the attention to detail