Tfw just masturbated furiously to a girl you haven't spoken to in 3 years

just be yourself man

everybody does this, faggot. i'm sure there are girls jerking off thinking about you right now.

to know a virgin, a virgin it takes.

here's some music for that feel

>there are girls jerking off thinking about you right now
i hope they're the girls that i'm too scared to ask out

You spelled "kill" wrong

wtf dude.

Also, what does this have to do with music?

>normies itt who haven't done this

Fucking leave.

It isn't...

Gee I sure love that song

Don't worry, I do it too

Lmao

It's actually hilarious when Cred Forums goes into meltdown because someone posts that fake screencap of people being notified when you save their fb photos.

>tfw masturbated furiously to a low res pic of a girl I haven't spoke for six years, and she hated me last time we spoke

I'm not even lying myself that I'm above things like this.

it's not fake if you press the download button on facebook
the trick is to print screen the pic

pls post

>tfw regularly masturbate to a girl you haven't seen in 8 years
>tfw 21 years old
>tfw she was 12 years old
Step up

>i'm sure there are girls jerking off thinking about you right now.

I do this
She was a step-cousin, could have fucked her if I wasn't so dumb

FBI TRIGGER ALERT
THIS GUY IS A PEDO PLEASE ARREST HIM
Pathetic. Go post this on /r9k/.

Soz, don't have a copy

Don't worry man we got this

>tfw just masturbated furiously (in a library) to a girl that cried in front of me last night
fuck this shit fucking stupid fuck

what was she crying about ?

>tfw i still beat off to my oneitis who died over 5 years ago

wew lad

did you kill her?

>tfw i just did the same today

Do it over her grave. If that doesn't cure you I don't know what will.

stress I think, I called her a cunt

>tfw u still masturbate to your elementary school teacher

I love that album too

>m u s i c

Only patrician on the entire thread.

I do that every night you big pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

AJJ

kek

I used to make hundreds of of x rays of girls I went to high school with from facebook images and fap like 10 times a day to them

not my greatest days

>i'm sure there are girls jerking off thinking about you right now.
>normie Chad's are this delusional

so are Chads normies or jocks? I thought it was the latter.

it's probably one of your professors or past professors too

oh god yes

>10 times a day
is that real?! my best was 3, at this point after 2 hours I totally lost interest in porn

>tfw having a pregnant professor
you just know

>tfw chubby girls hit on you but your standards are too high so you reject them
>jerk off thinking about them later
why can't i just admit to myself that i want to fuck a chubby

I jerk off to things so fucked up they probably don't even exist in material world
why should I ask what anons think, user
this is what really pathetic

yes I was a maniac

...

stop that

HOW DID I GET HERE?

Your life has been a string of bad choices

I just finished to a cartoon character I don't recognize after collecting many more pictures of cartoon characters I don't recognize. I couldn't spend mid-morning better. You should listen to Joy Division like the pathetic loser you are.

it is

one time i jerked off to a pianta from super mario sunshine

It's the hips and the slutty smile, they shouldn't make that shit that suggestive.

>wake up to text from ex gf from 4 years ago casually referencing what i said to her after our first kiss
>sudden need to masturbate
Hellodarknessmyoldfriend.gif

>tfw you still havent met a woman as skinny, blonde, or big titted as your middle school english teacher and suspect you never will
Puberty wasnt all bad lads

man I wish I could do that... I'm turning 26 soon and my sex drive has gone from fap-3-times-a-day tier to almost nonexistent