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What's the best way to introduce somebody to Swans?
Eli Ortiz
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Asher Thompson
Lie on your bed with them and listen to all of their releases in chronological order.
Jonathan Thompson
And if you get up you lose the game and you have it do it all over again.
Juan Flores
Make sure their father molested them at a young age and their mother was a whore. It really helps if they got beat up in school as a child as well.
Nathan Lewis
Lock them in a wet, dark room and blast the Public Castration version of Anything for You
Oliver Cox
No wonder Cred Forums is going to die.
Jace Reed
>step 1
Make sure they're the kind of person who would be interested in Swans
>step 2
recommend Swans to them
>alternate step
If this person is unlikely to like Swans either show them casually some time or just don't show them at all because they don't care.
Luke Cox
>Make sure they're the kind of person who would be interested in Swan
You can't even know that at first your retard.
James Martin
Well you can look for:
>scars on arms
>rings around eyes
>dead/100-yard-stare in eyes
>mouth often in the shape of a ~
>dressed like a thrift store for cadavers
Dylan Sanders
shit I'm a meme, scars on legs though
Matthew Baker
btw, where can I find a girl like that? Never saw anyone, all the hipster qts who attend shows in my area are much too content with their life
Connor Martinez
Angel Davis
Look in the abused/homeless women shelter
Gabriel Cox
>If you are a big fan of rape i have the right band for you
Christopher Flores
fuck, wrong thread lol
>Make sure their father molested them at a young age and their mother was a whore. It really helps if they got beat up in school as a child as well.
This
Aiden Morales
Shit, I guess I actually sunk that low
Julian Flores
You know these are jokes right?
Angel Moore
I am 100% serious.
Camden Barnes
Post-punk/folk period -> Late Swans -> Old Swans -> SFTB
You could include Angels of Light on first part
Asher Foster
rape them
Jacob Cruz
Somebody post the chart.