The last album you listened to is now your stand. Describe it

The last album you listened to is now your stand. Describe it.

>tfw last album already has a stand named after it

One of the Cred Forums albums.

It's junk.

「OUR MOTHER THE MOUNTAIN」

It makes my life even sadder

>Space is Only Noise by Nicholas Jaar
What would this album get me?

>「HOMOGENIC」
How does this work

I don't know. I guess I summon Analogue synths and perform techno magic.

Bjork appears behind you and screams at people

>is now your stand
what does this mean

Xiuxiu plays twin peaks
Probably some scary shit

>Hymns With The Devil In Confessional

Sounds like a neat ability

>Bottomless Pit
Its a hole

Niggas on the moon would be a funny one

「TIME」

transports the enemy a random amount of time up to 24 hours forward or backwards in time

「GROZA」

the most kvlt stand yet, very spooky

Air
rad.
Probably invisible and controls the wind

>two nuns and a pack mule
no idea, maybe it explodes people from the inside considering the cover?

>Ashes of the wake
Ok then

「NIGHT OF THE STORMRIDER」

It would probably work something like Catch the Rainbow, or maybe like Weather Report

>「THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD」
It makes a remotely controlled clone of whoever I use it on that becomes more indistinguishable from them until even they don't know which is the real one.

>Hard Again

Could be interpereted a few different ways.

「ATROCITY EXHIBITION」
Probably spawns some ugly shit.

>Hounds of Love
Would probably be as pretty weak stand desu

「ARNAUT PAVLE」

IT FUCKING SKELETONIaES PEOPLE!

「THE GOOD」
「THE BAD」
「THE UGLY」

basically 3 stands

this does sound like something from jojo actually

Does the name of the stand ever relate to it's abilities?

explain what this means for someone who hasn't seen the show

「RED DOT FREE」
my stand is just a bunch of dudes with guns lmao

a stand is like a supernatural entity that you can call on to fight in battle against other stand users. all the stands in jojo are named after 70s/80s rock (as everything in the series is).

t. only seen a few episodes

>To Be Kind
Is this good?

「ISHI」

Can project and instill emotions as soundwaves

each one has special abilities?

vaguely, usually not really
yep, this can range from just beating shit up to basically anything that can potentially be used to cause harm

Yes, from really general superpowers (speed and strength, telepathy) to very unique and specific (unravel your body into string, time skipping and erasing)

「SKYLARKING」
hmm

i'm not sure. maybe i can distort how they see everything like the cover?

A long-range, independent bird-like stand. It has sharp talons and a hard beak for its attacks, but its extremely sharp sight and hunting instincts make it better suited for reconnaissance.

It makes noise for twenty minutes and then get depressed.

Prurient?

>Liquid Sun by the Spacelords

Knowing how lame Jojo is, it's probably something gay like control over microwaving velveeta

>not wanting control over flyover states and trailer parks

「LIQUID SUN」 can probably heat up any liquid to magma-like temperatures without evaporating it. That's pretty fucking dangerous.

> Ash Crow
That thing was too big to be called a Stand.

Reanimation.

I can bring stuff back to life.

neato.

>dayglo abortion
A dead glowing fetus

>Jupiter

Make people loosen up and party!
I'm basically alcohol.