Alternate careers for musicians

Marina gives off a "high school teacher" vibe.

She seems the kind that'd always yell at her students

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I had a teacher who was just like that, actually. Even looked a bit like her. I was too young to fancy her though.

Charli is better and more successfully than old hag Marina


Oh wait

registered sex offender

She'd be the student Marina always yells at

>be unemployed
>view newspaper jobs section
>professional sex offender application
>decent wage

>Works at McDonalds

potato farmers

Joanna would write children's books, but make extra money twerking her ass on cam and selling her used panties

Somewhat (but not completely) successful comic book writer

>"high school teacher" vibe
or an office manager

a pop singer with a successful career

she's greek so she definitely does a lot of yelling at people desu

a milkman

Kate would probably own some store that sells enchanted gemstones and fairy stuff.

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Oooooohhh damn hahahahaha

Someone post the Cred Forumsniversity

Fuck this board.

What musician would have been a succesful enterpreneur if he wasn't a musician?

...

>swimming coach
>jeff buckley

DELET THIS -___________-

what's the appeal of music, I don't get why he's so acclaimed. To me it just sounds like slightly better adult contemporary ballads

...

I'll see your milkman and raise you one ringo eggman

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you realise he drowned

Choir teacher who relates to Whiplash too well
Twitchgirl, former camgirl with nudes on every inch of the internet
21st century moonshiner
this user got it right
designer on project runway who lost the first few weeks
extremely spergy engineer
that or an antique store
psychiatrist who wrote a hit book and moved to NYC

>Fine i'll just be obnoxious elsewhere

I know, and I assumed the guy who complained about this joke on the chart was a fan

>go to Marina concert
>sing with her
>"H-hey! I'll kick you out!"
wow what a cunt

Common Law, Copyrights and Trademarks teacher

Dr Dre

Can't wait to go to uni and major in Time Management

>She seems the kind that'd always yell at her students
The beta underachievers yeah.
She'd fuck the Chaddest student though

my fuck and fart slave

This is what she looks like now

Full time wrestling company owner
Part time Karl Pilkington impersonator

Can you imagine Marina throwing shit, slapping students and screaming in their face?

... Yes I can.

>Forensic Science
>The Who

Still funny.

Moby doesn't seem like the wrestling type.

Fun fact that was a year ago

my dick

alright

>Alternate careers for musicians
Marina adopts me as her foster son. I don't care if she's only 7 years older than me

right, she looks even worse now

real estate agent

math teacher

Rabbit carer

is he just a petite bourgeois

Kindergarten teacher

Ward of the state.

LARP designer
(literally what he does today)

how dare you

He is.

yeah but in a regular classroom

looks like my uni's computer science majors guys

This. I mean, is there any other career~?

Tru

she is pretty

Actor who usually takes villain roles.

NEET

>she used to be pretty
FTFY

>that
>not pretty
I swear you Marinahaters are 12 year olds

I.T. Manager

This is not pretty, she has a masculine face. Charli is superior

the only people that like marina are young girls and gay guys.

trips of truth

I always thought he looked like a serial killer

Are you being ironic? Charli is ugly as fuck

Interior Decorator

just because Marina looks like a tranny doesn't mean Charli is ugly

School teacher

>Not pawnshop operator

>that face
just stop, you're pathetic

>that face
just stop, you're pathetic

Literally how does he still have hair? It's not much, but still.

I had a crush on my teacher when I was like 8

>creepy.png
more like cutie.png amirite?