Hey Cred Forums, can we get an incredibly obscure things thread going?

This is the average Cred Forums user

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This is something you noticed

This is the world famous actress Chloe Moretz

How the fuck does that even work?

Is he actually holding hands?

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This is not political propaganda

This pic shows microscopic structures on mars. has curiosity spotted life on mars?

youtu.be/PDMYzV71xmo

muh balls.

only one set is in existence

This is a harmonica

Just little bit of zinc

Pretty sure that's Uranus

thats a honda accordian

That's Uranus

This is a cum tribute

Hive mind

It's a harmonica you moron. Look at the filename

This is a solar inverter and disconnect

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Whats that little thing on top of your balls? Looks like something unused

This is a screenshot from the Simpsons which portrays Mr. Burns in a fuschia turtleneck, which I also happen to own

Ur balls are longer than ur dicky doo

the nokia of printers

This is my waif

I like your clit

This is a model of a hydropneumatic suspension system.

It's capable of ironing out any bump you might encounter fully independant, whilst being height adjustable with the flick of a button for poor road conditions.

It was first introduced in the Citroën DS in the 50's and remains the smoothest (and not town car smooth so no nausia) ride in existance to this day.

bismuth

bitch

On the right: Real bismuth, as found before extensive chemical adjustments to make it pretty and sell it for a high price

See also: Knives that were heat treated to be similar coloring

This is mustard presented by a robot

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That's actually Cred Forums

By the way:

The green part in the gif is hydraulic liquid and the blue part is gas used as a dampener. By adjusting the amount of gas one can adjust the smoothness of the ride, by adjusting the amount of liquid one can alter the length of the shock absorber thereby raising or lowering the car.

This is a collection

I assure you, it's a 7"er

This is a tutorial about monads in Haskell.

looks like phimosis

sure
Measured from the butt crack, or?

are you literally retarded?

I don't have anything to prove.

And whats that little thing on top of your 7" balls?

thats actually from the /qur'an/

This is me practicing talking to bitches

that's right, you haven't got anything to prove because that is an oversized clit

lo0lz

This is a Toronto raptors hat and basketball signed by Kyle Lowry

You are German

Suez is definitely more important

This is an Irish wolfhound

This is a refurbished African Computer

This is wife throwing.

what does the switch do?

Pics of turtleneck or out doesn't exist

makes them run faster

>if you are not old enough to know what a switch is, kys

compensation u know..

This is a nigger with a job.

That's a Fleshlight.

looks like my dick

>cookie

Are you literally illiteral?

I need to go get me some of those, thanks OP