Hi Cred Forums, I need advice. I want to eat my own cum but I'm discussed by it right after I jizz. Any tips?

that's common jizz behaviour.
It's senses your intention of eating it, so it tries talking itself out of the situation.
The common sperm cell is a slick talker, so there is no shame in not being able to eat it, OP

this seems to be a much more widespread problem than i was aware of

only among faggots

Holy shit. This is a thing. Never knew

no sir. Im straight as a stick and sometime i still want to eat my cum

>this seems to be a much more widespread problem than i was aware of
Well Cred Forums does have some cum-eating faggots.
It bothers me because I can't enjoy the CEI vids as much as I'd like to, since I know I won't eat it

Just keep some frozen cumsicles in the freezer for later refreshments.
Just ideal for these warm summer days.

If it's too cold for cumsicles I have myself a heart-warming shot of home-distilled cumshine.

just start by doing it on your face, without actually swallowing it, and then keep doing it until you're comfortable with it, and then do it into your mouth but spit, and keep going until you're comfortable enough to swallow. funny story actually...
>be me, 16 year old
>swallowing cum in shower
>mum walks in, after unlocking the door
>i get to surprised i shit myself
>im lying upside down in the shower, covered in cum and shit, and my mum is standing there staring at me
>10/10 would do again

So, no advice? What I wanted to try was to wait a bit to get back the lust but I don't know ...

I tried countless times. Cant regain enough "Lust" to eat it after fapping

Thanks stranger!

just do it like on the picture. aim cock towards face, open mouth, shoot some in mouth. dunno

The trick here is to be able to be flexible enough to keep licking/sucking as you are nutting. Don't wank into your mouth, make the licking bring you over the edge and then suck the sperm out of your penis and swallow quickly. Then yours is the earth and everything in it, and what's more, you'll be a faggot my son.

Actually kek'd

Hey! Fags are people too

Nice dubs and you killed me with that slick talking sperm line. Well done my friendo

Trips of truth

Nicr trips

Dubssss

Dubbies

Is this now a get thread? Checkem

Just don't do it then..
Ok ok, this is my advice: fap for more than 20 minutes without cumming. Then your cum should be more liquid and the taste should be different.

if dubs you all have to eat your cum today, you were in this thread for some reason even if you never thought about doing it before

the problem is that once you cum your libido drops through the fucking floor

so the idea is hot

the action is hot

but you're not hot about it the minute you ejaculate

ONLY SOLUTION:

swallow someone else's cum before you climax
the problem

Sounds like a challenge! Ok I'm in

Here's the dubs

Cum in a cup, save for next fap, chug it like the faggot you are while edging.

Don't eat your own cum. It seems you dont like it. I don't understand the question.

> Hey Cred Forums, I need some advice. I wanna shoot myself in the foot, but it hurts right after I pull the trigger. Any tips?

If you don't want to don't do it

I've got a real answer to this problem that works for me having had this problem not long ago. Jerk off until your close then get into position and use your/girlfriends vibrator on your cock without jerking it at all. I find this makes me love the act of cumming in my own mouth while it's happening, even if I don't always swallow it.

My tip, stay straight. Don't force yourself to be gay OP.

There is literally nothing gay about eating your own cum. Is it gay to jerk off your own dick? No.

Whats gay is losing all your gains cause you're too scared of cum to reingest your own protein. Betas

But you know, just out of curiosity. Life is too short to not try shit like that

> purchase box of glazed doughnuts
> place one on small plate
> sit in chair, place plate directly in front of you between legs
> jerk off, cum on doughnut
> wait ten minutes
> look at porn, get horny
> jerk off, eat doughnut, cum buckets

Keep jerking while Cumming.. Automatically swallow any that goes in your mouth.. That way it's to late by the time the disgust kicks in.

But he did try it. And he didnt like it.

I've wanted to do that too, but the closest I've gotten is kissing a girl after she's giving me a blowjob. It's not first hand but I know what it tastes like.

No I didn't, that's the thing. While jerking off I'm like "Man, I'm gonna eat that cum. I wonder how it tastes". But after I jizz I'm like "Fuck this, I'm not gonna eat this". And after 15 minutes when my libido goes up again I'm like "Damn, I should have tried to eat that".

nobody will get off Cred Forums because of this stupid ass copypasta why are you even trying lol

same here

I got you covered bro just read this:

1. pour hot water into a glass
2. fap and cum into a condom
3. put the condom into the water to keep the cum warm
4. go do something else for a few minutes until you're horny again
5. swallow cum

If you want to make the cum eating more interesting you can add the following steps after 4:

5. get a toilet paper cardboard tube
6. roll a sock around it, but don't pull it all the way over, leave enough of the tip of the sock to push into the tube and form a little pocket
7. put the tip of the condom inside that pocket, and then pull the rest of the condom around the tube... you should have a latex covered tube with the inside of the condom facing out, and the cum inside a depression that goes into the tube at the tip... hold it up so the cum doesn't drip out
8. close your eyes and suck on the condom covered tube, pretend it's a cock
9. when you're ready give the tube a sharp stroke, pulling the condom back over it and ejecting the cum into your mouth

bump

JUST DO IT

yea tired it, fuck that other peoples cum taste so much worse.
Tho most i tried were from older dudes, mine was basically tasteless.

Plz die.

You didn't disappoint Cred Forums

You also. Plz die.

That was literally the most disappointing thing I've ever read.

Had the exact same experience. Also I'm not flexible enough to get my dick in my mouth. Can barely touch the tip with tongue with much straining.

Also step 9 you pull the sock over the tube with the condom, just to clarify.

Step 10: slowly push shotgun onto mouth

Step 11: pull trigger

Step 12: society benefits

this is how you do it

This. Take the same posture as in the picture, fap, and cum almost without touching your cock (just aim it toward your mouth). You may not enjoy the taste. Spit it, whatever. One user said that you get used to it after a while.

Don't take forever, this posture is bad for your spine.

Try to fap with you eyes closed if you can't have a boner with a dick right toward your face (that is if you're straight).

need a picture to understand

you are asking a question about motives to a complete retard and expecting an actual answer? really user?

>but I'm discussed by it right after I jizz
>I'm discussed by it
Have you tried not doing drugs yet?

Water needs to be warm, not hot. Jizz clots in hot water, quite the same way as egg yolk does.

Ask my ex-gf how did she like washing jizz off of her hair... ;-)

cut the bottom off of a water bottle,
get into position like OPs pic holding the mouthpiece in your teeth,
funnel the jizz into you mouth and once its in you can taste, swallow, spit, or whatever and theres no excessive cleanup

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just remember, no smoking and no pizza for a day or 2 beforehand, and the more acidic fruits and juices you have, the better

Looks like you're gonna have to learn to duck your own dick. It doesn't taste hood dude. That's fashonista.

What you want to do is get close to cumming and then let the cum dribble out of your cock without touching it. If you do it right you won't climax but just be on the edge.Then you simply put it in your mouth and continue. The other option is to massage your prostate until you have a dry orgasm but this can take a while. You'll remain horny after and can eat the cum.