Hey Cred Forums I'm going home for the weekend at 5pmET but wanna fuck with my roommate one more time before I do...

Hey Cred Forums I'm going home for the weekend at 5pmET but wanna fuck with my roommate one more time before I do. Dubs decides what I do.

Wake him up by sticking your dick in his mouth.

roll

Put your dick in his mouth

piss his bead, from across the room.

Slap your dick on his lips

Shit in the microwave, set time for 99:99

Write a note "See you soon" and put it on the table, take a knife and stab the note in the middle so the knife stays in place. That sure will make him confused when he wakes up lol

but but but it's my microwave

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Give him Arabian googles.

well u asked for dubs decides

Over the next 6 monthes slip estrogen and T blockers in his drink until he becomes week enough for you to enslave him as your new girlfriend

Cum on his face

winrar

How bad do you want to fuck with him. You do have to go back..

I don't give a fuck, nigga
You said dubs decided. I got dubs. I choose shit in the microwave and cook it for 99:99. Delivar

Put a sharpie in his pooper

on the bright side that will probable kill the microwave. no cleaning required.

Yo he's right op... Those are the rules. You said dubs

I over rule the microwave idea for this one, make him your twink bitch

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Reroll

Did I? Yikes, definitely meant trips...yeah trips...

No you don't, bitch. First dubs is mandatory dubs.
Feces stew inbound.

Microwave poop at trips

Close to microwave poop

Sharpie in the microwave

toaster in the bathtub

Next time he fucks you in the ass fart on his dick! You'll get him so good

1. Microwave poop.
2. Put some spice on it.
3. Give it to roommate, say it's ratatouille.

Re roll for trips

Someone got me with that once. We laughed for hours

Reroll for microwave poop

you must

Dont forget to make a webm

Estrogen and t blockers in poop
Put poop in microwave
Give it to him
Make him eat it
Then put a sharpie in his pooper

That or live stream. Trips tho

Cut his dick off, space program

Op ain't gonna deliver cause he's afraid of pooping

Checked

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The microwave must happen!

mother fucking both.

reroll

the rule is clear, microwave

one more time

I'm getting so desperately horny guys.. I'm thinking about making a tinder and showing up drunk to the dates
Anyone else have success doing that? I think I have better chances drunk, when I just don't give a shit about anything and I'm happy af

put his dick in your mouth and wake him up.