Hey Cred Forums I'm going home for the weekend at 5pmET but wanna fuck with my roommate one more time before I do. Dubs decides what I do.
Hey Cred Forums I'm going home for the weekend at 5pmET but wanna fuck with my roommate one more time before I do...
Wake him up by sticking your dick in his mouth.
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Put your dick in his mouth
piss his bead, from across the room.
Slap your dick on his lips
Shit in the microwave, set time for 99:99
Write a note "See you soon" and put it on the table, take a knife and stab the note in the middle so the knife stays in place. That sure will make him confused when he wakes up lol
but but but it's my microwave
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Give him Arabian googles.
well u asked for dubs decides
Over the next 6 monthes slip estrogen and T blockers in his drink until he becomes week enough for you to enslave him as your new girlfriend
Cum on his face
winrar
How bad do you want to fuck with him. You do have to go back..
I don't give a fuck, nigga
You said dubs decided. I got dubs. I choose shit in the microwave and cook it for 99:99. Delivar
Put a sharpie in his pooper
on the bright side that will probable kill the microwave. no cleaning required.
Yo he's right op... Those are the rules. You said dubs
I over rule the microwave idea for this one, make him your twink bitch
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Reroll
Did I? Yikes, definitely meant trips...yeah trips...
No you don't, bitch. First dubs is mandatory dubs.
Feces stew inbound.
Microwave poop at trips
Close to microwave poop
Sharpie in the microwave
toaster in the bathtub
Next time he fucks you in the ass fart on his dick! You'll get him so good
1. Microwave poop.
2. Put some spice on it.
3. Give it to roommate, say it's ratatouille.
Re roll for trips
Someone got me with that once. We laughed for hours
Reroll for microwave poop
you must
Dont forget to make a webm
Estrogen and t blockers in poop
Put poop in microwave
Give it to him
Make him eat it
Then put a sharpie in his pooper
That or live stream. Trips tho
Cut his dick off, space program
Op ain't gonna deliver cause he's afraid of pooping
Checked
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The microwave must happen!
mother fucking both.
reroll
the rule is clear, microwave
one more time
I'm getting so desperately horny guys.. I'm thinking about making a tinder and showing up drunk to the dates
Anyone else have success doing that? I think I have better chances drunk, when I just don't give a shit about anything and I'm happy af
put his dick in your mouth and wake him up.