BOSS FIGHT Level 5: the bald bastard : 500 HP

BOSS FIGHT Level 5: the bald bastard : 500 HP
Only dubs or higher deals damage
Damage equals the value of dubs
00 heals boss to value of last dubs
Attack: if 73 is rolled, anons hp depleted by 5
user starts with 150 hp

I am the hero of Cred Forums

lets fuck him up boys

OP here, new party member: the quickster
Attribute: +5 damage to all dubs attacks

NEVER FEAR! COMRADE VLADIMIR IS HERE!

you are just an hero an hero of be

OP YOU WERE 1 OFF

423

New party member, deviant art fantasy
Attribute : near dub eg 54, 98 does that amount of damage

gg ez boiz

prove you're op

IT'S GIGA NIGGA

i think he wined

dont worry boys got dis

New party member, green goblin Attribute : +2 defense to user

LETS GO BOYS

gigga nigga almost trips

GIGA NIGGA WILL GET TRIPS

lets do this

DIEEEE!

412

ez

roll

rolling for kill
i'm pro n0scoper and going to get crit

Pink Panther deals grave damage!

346 hp left

...

avengers gooooo

I'm a faggot

how do i quickscope?

well now 324

well can't argue with that

nice

258 health left

Pink Panther send rain of claw

close but no dice

can i get those motherfuckin trips already

...

Shazam!

GIGA NIGGA USED GORILLA STRENGTH

lesssssssss do this

Pink Panther shows ass

Babe...
Let me handle this.

Splooge!

MOAR

Boomshakalaka!

Rolling for great justice!

don't worry got this

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Dark Magician Girl has got this

GIGA NIGGA USED GANG GANG! ANY DUBS ARE +5 DAMAGE (22 = 27)

Swinging like Sammy so-so

Twice off by 1... clearly anons I need a swordsinger for a buff

this one goes to our nigga harambe

we're not going to win

...

Dankness checked

181

CHECKED!

Have faith my dude

danknes double checked
104

OP here, every one gets a spidey shitpost, enemy takes 2+ damage from dubs

38

Klaatu barada nikto

much damage

For glory!

I!
I believe!
I belive that!
I belive that we!
I belive that we will!
I belive that we will win!

...

going for final kill

Ripperoni

Too dank!!!!!!!!!!

...

Last blow

BOOM

yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

COMRADE VLADIMIR USES VODKA

WINNNNNRRAARRRRR

OH MY GOD

Wonder twin power activate!
Form of: triple nipple

next boss nothing can stop us

Next contester op!

i think that was overkill

We got this fellow anons

Release the KRAKEN!

WHERE WERE YOU?

...

Prepare for trouble, make it double, boss fight 6 is upon us

"GAME OVER"

Op of a faggot, this is my thread now. Kill this fucker, 1500 hp. 54, 65, and 76 hurt user by 5. Someone else count it down, I'm on a phone.

First strike!

Throwin 22s on the bitch

Wonder twin powers activate!
Form of: Grand Master/Drunken Nigger

Onward to victory

Form of -a rusty nail file!

DICK PUNCH !@#$%

Very nice

Boss at 1434

"Round 2"

3creepy5me

Boys at 1379

Body blow, Body blow, uppercut

Boom bam baby

Rolled a 0 critical failure

Creep peep puts boss to sleep

X X ^ ^ > A

To easy