You have to fuck a man. You get to choose anyone in the world. If you don't pick someone...

You have to fuck a man. You get to choose anyone in the world. If you don't pick someone, you get raped by Randy Bobandy.

Who do you pick?

>can't be a trap
>can't be effeminate cross dresser faggot

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wait am i catching or pitching?

you're posting

asking the real questions

As if getting raped by Bobandy would be a bad thing.

He's so greasy it would be a delight

got tits at least

Leafy is here, I'd fuck that cute motherfucker all night!!

Wayne Gretzky

Pete is rip doe

i'm going to go back in time for him

i already asked jeff mangum if i could use his time machine for a bit

Can I have a man fuck me though?

>can't be a trap
>can't be effeminate cross dresser faggot

What's the difference?

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Hugh

I'm totally not gay, but I'd totally fuck Cap'n Jack Harkness.

> Find some twink emo kid
> win

Well, you know
Some times having sex with a guy is the most masculine thing to do

Agreed

We going Roman here?

i feel like hes a virgin who is a closeted bisexual

Probably Rob Schneider, or maybe David Spade
Old timey SNL homosex
But not Sandler

mac from sunny really let himself go

Moot

Bruce Jenner

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obviously catching, pitching wouldn't be as bad.

he's dead though

please tell me this is real

I said no cross dressing faggots.

Easy!

i wanna fuck stephen hawking.

OP said *FUCK* not get fucked

I would've sucked his dick no-homo when he was still alive ... I miss that Jew faggot.

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27 hearty laffs. Fuckin lost it

James Woods supposedly has a huge penis so I'll say that.
Love to get my asshole fucked just once by someone really thick
I'm not gay, not even bi, I just wanna know what the fuss is all about.

James May

Choosing

Jaye Davidson, because Andre Pejic is Andreja Pejic now.

Are you claiming traps and cross dressers aren't men? So it's not gay to fuck them?

I'd be proud to fuck this legend.

No he's not saying that at all... He just wants you to pick an actual man.

No, I just didn't want to make it too easy.

Way ahead of you.

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It has a penis, it's a man. Can't have your cake and eat it too, faggots

Prostate stimulation.

Id get "raped" by randers

FUCK OFF Randy.

>not haivng randy bobandy force himself on you

why even do it hten?

the hedgehog

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And then afterwards, maybe we could lift a little bit.

Could it be past people no longer alive today, fully restored?

Bill Gates because there's at least a chance he'd give me a few billion dollars not to tell anybody.

Gilbert Gottfried so long as he makes obnoxious noises with every thrust or mixes it up with terrible comments, all while keeping his signature voice.

jim lahey with out a doubt

If the rules of "you have to fuck a man" include that it can't be a trap, are you then acknowledging that traps aren't men and it isn't gay to fuck or fap to them?

You're pretty smart, user. I like this.

a guy with all those guns, guitars and speedos must be super cool at least

mmmm

Commendable!

Your anus might not survive!