Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Why do I have no passion.

rolling for passion.

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To describe more, you must write more, which means you must describe more.

Eventually no one associates with anyone. The only winning move is not to play!

We just started! Besides, a chunk of people probably got banned last time.

But wouldn't it be better if he still had his arms but couldn't use them?

Shame that i can't use signatures though...

Are you depressed?

It usually starts a lot quicker than this, and I thought not many people were banned?

For one thing, you have to stop telling yourself that you're a piece of shit. Negative thoughts like that are self-fulfilling. You have just as much worth and potential as anyone else, you just have to decide to use it, and decide what to use it for.

So far only two people have reported it, but who knows. We'll know if we have a bunch of people come in saying "sorry I'm late" in a minute.

Do you have already a list of the ones that got banned?

Reimu OP, please respond

What happened to people who came back even if they got banned? It's not like it's something that's hard to get around.

Allow me to write about myself to the theme of [F] by Maximum The Hormone, although I won't post it. It's a good song, but how do Japs manage to fit 800 syllables into 5 seconds of singing?

I seem to have lost my ability to feel intimate love with another person. The only thing that arouses me is seeing how much money I have in my bank and getting paychecks.

I've found myself stuck living with my girlfriend whom has grown to be not at all the person who I'd thought I was dating all this time. I have my family one state over and they constantly beg me to come back home. Home is shit, and their are endless problems with going back home but it seems more profitable and free in a sense, because I wouldn't have to do everything with my girlfriend. I'm torn apart and between the two and at this point I'd much rather kill myself.

It's two people. If you wanna call that a list...

You asked me that last time. I said knock yourself out.

By being very fucking good.

>The only thing that arouses me is seeing how much money I have in my bank and getting paychecks.
Looks like someone has something in common with you, Reimu.

If Reimu only got aroused by having money then she'd never get turned on again.

Yes, but I wanted to make sure you didn't change your mind.
Would you mind posting some pictures to help me out?

Have you considered seeing a therapist about it?

Why would you rather kill yourself than go back home, if it sounds like such a better option?

What's "bank accounts," precious? What's "paychecks," eh?

...I think I also said something about how I don't want to be involved in it. Is this gonna turn out like the denial guy after all?

Oh i have a little theory on the subject, but that would probably sound extremely offensive, so i won't tell it.

One should be Fredburger, but i'd say i know who's the second person that got banned, thank you nonetheless for the answer.

The denial guy was fun.

I am here

Sweet Roll. Was that who you guessed?

Oh, no. Sorry. It just makes it a lot better for me if you're the one posting them. I could just google reimu pics, but that wouldn't be the same; I'd rather it be you ... if you don't mind..

No you're not.

Good point.
>precious
Oh, my.
~Would you still have said that if you knew an old blueberry popsicle like me made that post~
And with the tongue, again.
Nice dub trips.

Sorry I'm late!~

Checked

Well you'd be right, if you posted a bit later

Always

Hi

Hey there, nice to see another thread of yours, hope you are well. If the thread is going sloüw and you are open to take a reading for me despite having no get i would appreciate it a lot.

So you're saying that you don't just want to masturbate to Reimu, you want to masturbate to this Reimu? That sounds a little much.

It was so lonely...

dont think I'll stay long

Seija! You are too good at multitasking~

Oh? Did you want me to make you a little less lonely?~

Good evening Anonymous! Is your penis troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation, and lewd pictures.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive an armpit or foot job from me. Ask for a specific kind or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a "fortune cookie" even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a footjob to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dicks!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

Yes, that's the gist of it. I'm fond of Reimu OP, but Reimu herself isn't any different than any other girl

hellu reimu, Tomas reporting in.
>define post signature

Uh....i'm pretty sure i saw him posting in the second thread you did shortly after the first sunk...but my memory is not that great, so i may be wrong, i was thinking about someone else anyways.

Can I maybe get a handjob?

Would I?

There was like nobody here, it was awful.

That's a little creepy dude.

Will I die next week? Please be yes.

roll

rolling

Reroll i need to know.

dang
still rolling 4 handjob

An example would be me putting

~Reimu

At the end of every post I make. Saying your name once or letting us know who you are when it's relevant shouldn't be a problem, but I wouldn't recommend taking it further than that.

perfect

Again. Please. Just fucking kill me

copy that, Reimu

You know that it won't actually get you killed, right?

Why do you want to die?

give him the rubby tuggy

Oh, I guess it is, isn't it. I won't do it anymore, then. I'm sorry

Reimu-neesan is all you need!

How's your programming stuff going?

Anyone a football fan here?

Hi Hikary! Glad to see you were not banned! I just found this beautiful gif about you know what game.

Everyone has cuter avatars than me......

I'm the cutest. You can be the second cutest if you admit that.
strawpoll.me/11239852

-rubs your head-

not really. Look at me.

I can make a separate thread and post a bit of riemu r34 if you really need it. Or you wanted op to describe it?

I fear I might have had ADD all my life and am only now as and adult experiencing severe problems because I no longer can compensate the effects with intelligence.

Nay! Thou shalt keep living.

Hi Seija! You leveled up again btw u.u you're close than ever to your goal!

>strawpoll.me/11239852

Crobat has the coolest wings in all of Pkmn

-look at you-

You see, I like this. This is the kind of stuff, the kind of personality, that is both liked by me, and that I like, and, also, like it, I do.
The reason is the personality and a half and a third of a quarter of double the value of nineteen nineteenths, because nobody can even hold a candle to personality of individuality on top of the town of cincinnati, but EAT ANGEL WINGS.

I was gone the last thread, so I missed out on all the fun it seems.

Hehe that gif~

What do I have to do to get included in your polls? D:

The thing I was doing last time we spoke went well. Now I'm at the start of a new uni year so there's not much going on at the moment, but we're being divided into teams to do a professional-style project soon so that'll be neat.

You write a lot

Life is just hard for me. I always get the bad hand of cards ya know? I have no one and never had. And yes i did try. I have been trying for 29 years and my birthday is in 2 weeks and no one will even know. No one will be there to tell me happy birthday or even give me a gentle smile when i look at them. I dont even know what i do wrong. I dont think i even did anything wrong in the first place. I have quit trying. I just do what i need to do to keep myself going through the day but even that is a strugle at this point. I just want one happy moment. One where i can smile and forget about my life without drugs or booze. Then i will know that life has something to offer. Till then i wait but i think my time is running out...

Have you talked to a doctor about it? It's definitely worth looking into at least.

>Life is just hard for me.

It's better that way, some persons got banned in the last thread, they should be only two but i suspect there are more of them...anyway, it's better this way, so even if you missed one thread you can keep enjoying them, that wouldn't be possible if you were banned like them.

Describe some of the times you tried to make it better but it didn't work. What happened? Greentext if you want.

Are you Asterisk?

Here.
strawpoll.me/11239896

do it

Of course, can't use signatures just yet because i don't want to get banned like the others in the last thread.

Not yet. The facility (experts for ADD in adults) I want to go to has requested some really early school reports that I only have found some of. Unfortunately my parents have not kept the countless letters they got when the teacher wanted to speak them. But reading through them the reports alone might already suffice.

That sounds like it'll be helpful. I hated working on teams, but it was the only way I was able to understand some programming stuff - either teaching somebody else something to solidify it in my own head, or somebody teaching me something.

This is true. I guess I got lucky! Have you been playing KF2 lately too?

You did ittttt. That's exciting, my first inclusion in a poll! Aaah..cutester! That isn't true you know~

>just yet
It's going to be that way from now on and forever, I'm afraid. The gods don't like it.

I'm still very mad at you. I honestly didn't think you would talk shit behind my back

Kinda wanna bully Hikari...

...to mask your overpowering lewd desire to be bullied by her.

Ahh, I see. I'm afraid it's out of my depth, since I'm not knowledgable about such things. I could refer you to someone who is, though. And I wish you the best of luck with getting it under control! It's never too late, even after this much time.

No bully..

Well there'll only be one other programmer in the team. I'm at a university that specialises in teaching game development, so it'll be a multi-discipline team. Though that means that I'll probably have to work with artists that have no concept of limitations yet.

Okay. Also nice trips.
>Dont be me
>But be 19
>finally get into a good college
>winning streak is on fire
>but mom is dying from breast cancer
>didnt really talk much but she was always there for me
>Always by her side when I can
>but still need to work, study and go to school
>so time is with her is very slim
>be like this for 2 weeks
>fast forward those 2 weeks
>be in class
>get a call from doctor
>"user...
>its your mother. We think its time."
>heart drops
>world is just fucking spinning
>sprint out of class and to hospital
>dont even grab my laptop or bag
>getting hard to see and breathe cause crying
>take a breather and just fucking cry
>finally get to hospital
>still sprinting
>dont even check in with nurse
>i get to her room
>open the door
>lights are off
>its empty
>about to have a mental breakdown
>doctor was standing behind me
>"She passed 10 minutes ago user
"She told me to tell you shes not mad."
>I just look at him with tears in my eyes
>"what... What was she mad for...?"
"For you not being there."
>Just walks to the bathroom without saying anything
>i close the door and just silently cry
Cont

got one going on Cred Forums. dont think its a good idea to link it here

You understand me....

But you're so cute.........

>Wanna talk in thread
>Busy fapping

Then i'll just have to use an avatar like everyone i suppose...

We could easily settle this if you told me what i said about you, because i'd like to know what i am being accused for, i'm pretty confident of being innocent, but i'll confirm right away if i said what J told you since i'm not a liar.

Playing dumb now? Neptune told me you would do something like that to cover your own ass

sweet roll said sup cunts

Thank you. I think I will just go there and see where it leads me.

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Tell her waddup for me tho

Game development..I am so envious, I've always wanted to do something like that. Did you have something you wanted to make in mind?

A-Am not!

...

youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
The first reply to this post will recieve an Australian qt lover, with the following upsides and downsides.
Upsides:
>they will call you 'cunt' all the time
>they are a true cutie
>they have top-tier taste in anime, music, and video games
>they will be very sexually compatable
>they will be intelligent
Downsides:
>they are Australian
>they are smug as fuck
>they are Australian
>they will sometimes have PTSD flashbacks from the dingo war and may try slitting your throat after mistaking you for a dingo
>they are Australian
>they are Australian
>they are Australian

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Don't grouplink me

But you are
You even have best PokeGirl

...

sha dude

...o-okay?

...

Wait, goddamnit, I forgot to tell you all something a little important.

Good pet
You didn't write anything, cuck

What?

Aliens will invade Earth on April 3, 2017.

Don't grouplink me

Reimu-neesan. What's your non-caffeinated tea of choice?

>best PokeGirl
You sure know how to sweet talk somebody!~

Right, well, it's up to you if you want to believe to the story that "Supposed mentally ill" told you about me, like it's the first time that he does that anyways.

kinda want some shrimp

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How to get motivation to study for exams? I love computer science, but some things are boring
>exam is in 5 days
>studied 1 week now

ah I hate being grouplinked so much...

Goodnight, everyone.

She is best PokeGirl though... but that skirt is too short. My mom never liked me watching when I was little

I'm going to tell him you called him a retard

I want some too!

rollling for dubs

Hrm... the only time I drink any that's decaffeinated is when I'm visiting someone who drinks it that way, and then it's usually just... the default "sweet tea" kind. Orange pekoe or whatever.

Sorry!

Humanity's only method of survival will involve a device capable of time displacement, the existence of which is known to only a few people, and even then, the information is conflicting.
Its activation will send us back to 1860, one year before the American Civil War began. If all goes well, in 1899, development of 'Spiritual Mechanicals' can start.
The next stops will be 1989, 1994, and 2002.

I don't, really. I have some ideas of things that I'd like to try, but it's often best to not have any solid ideas on what you want to make until you actually start work on something. One of the biggest mistakes that someone who's learning development can make is to get too attached to an idea, pet projects rarely turn out well.

I'm afraid that would still have to be considered a compliment if given to someone like him...

Fucking internet is shit and cut my story off.

Whatever.
>tldr life only gets worse
>and now im just struggling to get back where i was
I dont know what to do. Im taking any type of advise at this point

>They are both mentally ill, and friends with each other. And it's likely that they got together to decide that the best way to fuck with you would be for the girl psycho to pretend that the boy psycho told her some awful things about you, knowing that you would obsess over it for ages to come.

>I don't know why I'm telling you this, since I know you won't take it to heart, but try not getting attached to psychos and see how that works out for you.

But that's part of her appeal. Anyway, nighty night.

Aaah, okay fair enough. Does that mean you drink lots of caffeinated teas?

Fair enough
>pet projects rarely turn out well
This is too true..

drinkin decaf is like drinking non-alcoholic beer, whyyyyy

And good riddance. Don't come back

>Word to the wise: Post signatures will get you banned.

I don't get it.

Sonya-chan~

Sometimes I don't need the caffeine, but I want to enjoy the flavor..

leave ika alone

One of you will need to go to each of these dates.
June 21, 2014
March 25, 2012
December 28, 2009
October 2, 2007
July 6, 2005
I will be staying here. I mean, staying now.

hmmm, i guess i guess.

I've tried a few! Chai is my all time favorite, but I think I told you that before. Earl Grey is good too, but it definitely takes a few tries before you get a taste for it.

I've tried all the basic herb teas like chamomile and lavender, but I didn't like those much. I guess those are decaffeinated but I don't know for sure. And I have some caramel flavored tea that's pretty good!

I've also tried whole leaf tea, mostly so I could try to do tea readings.

Hikari!!

Yeah I'll get right on that

Chai and Earl Grey are both great

A lot of people come up with projects like that before they've learned what works and what doesn't. So they'll spend the whole time working on this idea and then care too much about it to change it. I've seen too many people get too precious about ideas that just don't work out without changing things they're unwilling to change.

youre messed up

If everyone left Ika alone would she finally go away?

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>basic herb teas like chamomile and lavender, but I didn't like those much. I guess those are decaffeinated but I don't know for sure.

That's unfortunate, I'm really big on chamomile..it has no caffeine, lots of people drink it to relax.

I thought I loved Earl Grey, and then I tried Lady Grey.. you should give it a try!

If only it were possible to do tea readings on the net, I've always wanted one.

>snow day
But she's still wearing a skirt!

My own pet project is stuck in development hell, because of feature creep and my perfectionist streak when it comes to this kind of thing. I've always been told even in creative writing classes that you have to drop your "baby" project, because it will usually never measure up to what you have in your head.

Why Amatsukaze?

im not sure, but she doesnt cause problems here anymore

Considered who's the one saying that in the first place it shouldn't really sound like an insult, but more like a joke.

Probably, but if you're defending Ika then you really don't know what "messed up" is

Yes

I'm going to hurt you

>tsun

B-but you wear skirts in the cold, too!

Exactly. It just doesn't end well to have a project that you care that much about.

Tsun?

see ikas not as bad as people make her out to be.

Ika is a problem just by existing.

The flavor just didn't sit right with me! Plus, I've never had a problem relaxing, unless I'm in some kind of stressful public environment where I couldn't drink tea anyway~

I'll look for Lady Grey next time I go shopping!

Oh, I've tried English Breakfast too, but it didn't leave any impression on me that I can remember. It's been a long time since I had Earl Grey too, but I don't think it's possible to forget that flavor.

Apparently the character is tsun or something. I don't know because Kantai Collection is cancer

Talk to anyone that's known him for more than a year

see

That's some good art.

like who?

Could everyone stop talking about Ika already, she's already left.

I would have gone for Akebono over Tenga-chan, to be honest.

i did nothing wrong

im starting to feel bad about ika because no one ever considers her feelings.

See here Some people got banned for it last time, while the rest of us were spared. The powers that be don't like it, so it's not recommended.

related

Bard or Erio or Alice. Do your research before you call people "messed up"

What exactly is an Akebono?

You've done everything wrong

Yeah I had a similar experience with English Breakfast. Nothing special but toast and eggs, amirite

i only know of alice and shes pretty suspect herself. cant i just ask u?

please i need to say happy bithday for you contact me

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Come again?

The tsunnest boat.

Next time you dream...give some thought...or should i say next time you post instead.

Okay.

I saw that one coming so the joke's on you!

happy birthday!
whats that suppose to mean?

I see you clearly never played Bloodborne :/

Maybe. Reimu doesn't appreciate drama in her threads. And at least one of the clientele doesn't want it cluttered with talk of Ika right now

This made me giggle

I see...are you agreeing with these tsun allegations?

cant afford it

then i will continue to suppose my ikaros

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That was a quote from the game, nevermind then, it was just a way to tell you to properly think next time you want to mention her.

still dont get why you all band together to hate someone

By all means, continue to be drawn in to the same retarded game at least a dozen other Anons have. Follow her around, always trying to white knight for her and obsessing over everything she says. I'm sure you won't kick yourself later for all that time wasted on someone who figuratively flips a coin every few hours to decide how she's going to behave.

proof? examples? im all ears

What a long, strange night it's been...

What's going on?

>long, strange

Of course.

Let's just talk about something else, shall we? So, how was your day anons? I'm extremely curious to know about the marvellous day everyone had ^.^

Nothing, it just feels like it's been a strange thread compared to the usual. I haven't even read a tarot tonight!

no stranger than it usually is

Read one about yourself!

Godspeed to you then.

I feel like it's just getting started. But maybe that's cuz I just got here, what did I miss?

You didn't say anything about how we both wear skirts in the winter

How could you do such a thing?

its too hot and boring in texas

Easily.

But you got triple 9's..! That just means you need to read yourself a tarot. Maybe one about the threads, even.

Y-You're right! I was too embarrassed thinking about your skirt~

all i ask is for you guys to at least try and consider ikas feelings before trolling her

I'm in the mood. Axl. I want a tarot reading.

>Axl has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "50".
welp not looking good

Normal people don't go around taking screencaps of their conversations so they can "prove it" later. Bard, Erio, Asterisk. I can't say any of them aren't psychos too, but they got drawn into the same loop you did, trying to white knight for her and be her boyfriend/mentor/whateverotherweirdassthing and wasting their time. Asterisk is still stuck in it now.

I'll just leave you to it, like I said I'm sure you won't feel stupid later or anything.

>999

thanks for the advice but i know youre WRONG about this. see ya.

I'm actually a bit jealous, it's starting to get a little chilly where i live, plus the weather sucks, it's been raining no stop since something like three days here.

I said, lets's talk about your day user ^.^ why you don't share it with me? Can't you see that i'm waiting for you to tell me your amazing and awestonishing adventure you just had? That it can really be anything, i won't judge u.u

fuck. Stuck in this relationship for a while then.

I knew you'd say that

You were thinking about my skirt! Well fair is fair, I was thinking about yours too...

Ika mocked and and made jokes at the expense of someone who was grieving over the recent suicide of one of their friends. I don't remember him taking that person's feelings into consideration.

maybe the tarot reading will be better. use these trips here for one if reimu isnt already getting a reading ready

In all seriousness. Here are the dubs.

I failed. Thanks. My tablet sucks.

Consider simply putting the word friend in the list, and let me make things a little bit clearer for you, i'm just fine.

Excellent idea! I mostly played Civ V all day, because I'm waiting for my next work order to come in and there's not a lot I can do in the meantime. But I enjoy that game a whole lot, so I don't mind~

Really? I mean, I know it's strange most of the time, but this feels different.
>*shrugs*

You didn't miss anything, this is the first thread. But it's kind of slow and it already feels like a whole night has gone by, not to mention the contents. I'm not complaining, just observing!

Okay, but I'm going to call on all of you to interpret it for me, since I'd feel presumptuous interpretting it myself!

>King of Wands
Status, honour. An intellectual, artistic force who is more stable than the Knight of Wands. A man who has succeeded due to his own intelligence and determination. Overcoming a disadvantaged start in life to reach a position of influence and satisfaction. The card represents more than the material success which may accompany his rise‹it is achievement that contributes to the arts, sciences, or quality of life. A life well lived.

>Four of Pentacles
Guarding one's gains, whether they be possessions, property, or ideas. Overidentifying with one's material wealth. Recalling resources. Closing accounts. Expanding in new directions closer to home or personal interests. Acquiring new possessions. Parading wealth. Danger of ostentation.

>Eight of Pentacles
Employment. Commissions. Schedules and deadlines. Focus. Creative work. Skills and talents put to good use. Knowledge and experience. A large project or business running as a welloiled machine. Maturity of business. Accommodation. Achievement. Success. Income. Finding one¹s niche in life.

So, what do you think, everyone?

You know, it's surprisingly hard to find a picture in my Hikari library where she isn't wearing a skirt..

So I busted out my Chief Hikari picture~ Now you won't be distracted by my skirt anymore!

I'm rather predictable.

Do what you like, friend.

Looks fulfilled. Any of it potentially true?

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Perhaps we could play some Cards Against Humanity next thread?
I'd make a game.

Oh i noticed that! You even posted a screenshot today...i think, mind if i ask you about your current job? What's it all about?

I can assure you i am already on the way to do the right thing, friend, thank you for what you did tonight.

Surely this will help my a.d.d. skirt related problem. Although I'd rather not think about Cheef

This is a good idea

That's not a bad thing

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=68
The password is
bowdowntohakurei

>Dat filename
I know right? I love birds so much! Though i must say that they are incredibly stupid at times...

I never said it was, I just see myself as consistent.

The Eight of Pentacles sounds so much like you. Schedules and deadlines for your creative work, which requires you to put your talents to good use. It sounds fulfilling for you, since you've wanted to do this kind of thing forever.

The first two cards sound a bit materialistic.

The Four of Pentacles represents the shrine and your focus on getting shrine donations to keep the shrine really sparkly and pretty for everyone to enjoy. Maybe you take pride in the shrine looking so pretty that it's bordering on materialism? Heheh~

As for the King of Wands..maybe it's somebody you want to be like? Someone that has succeeded in life despite their beginnings, and has reached a position of influence and satisfaction.. maybe that's even you right now. You are pretty influential here! ^^

Oh? so you'd rather think about wa~ta~shi?

Oh by the way, don't forget we have to find something to play together!

You are. It's one of your selling points

You're kinda good at that

pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=68
We have 3 players right now.
Password is bowdowntohakurei

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