Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Calamity-masu'd

Ayy

>Best fox claimu

Who would've thought that a sniper rifle that makes things explode would be so much fun

Hello. How're you?

No
How are you?

Not even close.
Check these, though!
>Yuuko lewds.

Hm, I see.
It was weird to think you'd sleep this early anyway.

How is your night going?

>PM'd.
I miss you as well, but please, try to enjoy your vacation instead.

Okay.
I'm doing fine. Football game tomorrow, but I believe I've told you this already.
>did someone say yuuko lewds?

>Pets the fox

Hello Qt who jumps in holes in the ground

Shinoa claimed ',:) with some pizza. No cheese pizza though

I cant open TG or Steam right now, sorry.
>I need a data plan badly

I hope your classes are going well, and make sure you eat something good.
I'll try and see you soon

I always thought Miss Complacent would be a loli forever

>Ran-sama

>Shinoa with boobs and pizza
Kek fat chance

I'm not that kind of rabbit :( Still a cute rabbit though
I want Shinoa old body back :(

Hana is right now
What are you psychic?

All grown up now

See

Van Wilder kidnappin kids, forcin them to eat his choclate.
Crazy old man

I don't even know what that means.
Hi.

No Shinoa inherited the recessive genes. Her sister will always be better :^)

Why am I feeling so depressed right now

Hello, Shino!

I'm not Shino.
Ask yourself that question.

Bacon*

I'm tired are you tired?

I have, but I don't have an answer.

Shiro?
Scorpio?

Bacon is right now? Still don't know what that means. Or are you asking if I'm bacon?
I'm a little bit tired. Should go to sleep soon.
It's a lovely lady!
Yes you do, you just gotta dig deeper.

Oh so you jump in other types of holes?

Shinoa may be the only loli i actually like

Yes, Shiro. Not Scorpio. How're you today?
Nice loli.

This does not change the fact that I want loli Shinoa back :(
I jump in no holes
>You don't like this loli :(

I haven't had anything happen, my day has been pretty normal and uneventful.

Shhh your mind is fried.

Just go with it.

Cocked, watching willy wonka

Alice is a loli?

You're just being melancholic I believe. It's not uncommon.
Okay. Are you going to eat me now?
You got cocked!? Or are you getting cocked??

Kind of

That sounds about right, but it doesn't help.I might go lay down and finish watching The Big Short

That would require effort. You live to see another day

g a r d y claimed

That's nice. Gotta see my family tomorrow, or would at least like too.
Hello Gardevoir.

I'll make sure to eat something, do not worry.
They are going just fine, and I promise you that I'll see you soon enough.

Good luck.

Hi

Hey there Shiro! How's your day been?

Half way there, livin on a prayar!

Secondary, lovely

Gene Wilder or Johnny Fail?

Hiya Galil! You well?
Hey there bug-buddy!

Pathetic

That's not a proper answer to either of my questions.
It's been good. Didn't go to school today, gotta credit it to that. Yours?

Marihu was pretty popular and kind. Too bad she passed away and become a demon of a cursed gear to Lieutenant Colone Gurren. A tool if you will. Speaking of tools, isn't saber a tool? ',:^)

Cause everybody loves shinoa! Can you really hate a face like this?

Thanks

I am back!

I'm ok.

Wilder, Violet just turned violet violet

How goes it Gardy?

Getting there, not quite out yet

bretty gud. New clan mates from /waifu/

gib da trips and da lewds

What. Stop.
youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI

;)

She is pretty smug, and smug is cute.

Alice is a cute

No, but i can hate her double tie, just pick one

Good lad.

Who are you looking forward to seeing the most?

>yuuko

Junko!

Hi Shiro. How're you?

>filename
Exactly how to pick a smug from a non-smug
And the term I used to coin it.

>I'm no longer the only one to hold a mean of contacting you.
Why even live

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Yup, a day without school is often a good day. I've been alright, long day at work but I'm happy to be home and relaxed for the weekend. Probably gonna go play some league with other /waifu/s in a bit.
^
At least being ok is better than being bad.

My three (four?) year old cousin. She's pretty important to me. Even though I don't know her age.
I'm doing okay. A bit tired. Tomorrow is going to be good. You?

Beatrice is the best rezero girl by far.

Ive finished three beers in about fifteen minutes, Im taking it very easy tonight.

THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES

She's loli, of course she's best.

That still doesn't explain you talking about getting/being cocked!

Thank goodness, Shinoa, there was someone posing as you with slutty 3D body
>She tried to tempt us with pizza
I agree with this statement
Hello

Keep her pure

Yeah, it is. How are you doing?

Wer de pussy at?

Don't worry. I'm in the threads a lot more than in the game. But check these trips.

You fucker :^)
Gene Wilder was the only Wonka right?

I try hard too. I give her head pats.

Its the only real choice. Anything else is heresy. RIP Gene Wilder.

I see what you did there :^)

It's confidence smile

I like that too though :/

Problem?

Really now? There's only one other shinoa that I know of that would post. That's alt shinoa or shinoa 2.0. Some people don't like that user for some reason

And you're fucked ',:^)

Tired, and a little bored. Gonna hopefully have some fun in league.
You up to anything?

Oof, League.
Outta my depth

My alcoholic intake is simplistic tonight, but it may grow exponentially

Ye, rip Gene.
Also rip Verooka Salt

I don't like the tie
No, Im just sitting here doing nothing. As always.

Damn it Kneesocks. You are a pain.

Maybe because of the 3D body Shinoa, I'm getting a Vietnam flashback just thinking about it

It doesn't need to be both a bow-tie and a regular tie

Absolutely not. Continue smugging.
Rip Mike Teevee

No, Im a human being.
Id say a fairly decent one, all things considered.
Trail mix!

Hes next!

RIP Gene
>I see what you did there
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REEEEEEEE
:^)

well that's unfortunate... you looking for things to do?
Yeah... sometimes I take a step back, realize I'm playing league, and say "wow... look at what a faggot I've become."

Yes, you are a good human being, better than decent. You still are pretty weird sometimes though. But hey, it makes you cool.

Ok

They're in the trees, man

Anime is weird

Fuck yeah, m'smugger!

Kek. Doing well I hope?

Yeah

>Saber

And thats why I soley play solitare

Hey! Its a wonderful kind of day!
And thank you, the feeling is mutual!

I think you're onto something. Solitare only game I'm gonna play anymore.

No, not really.
She's still smug though

Business suits are hot
We need you to flush out this tunnel Mason

Okay.

what is a waifu

You are wise, you listened to me

Smart girl!

WAYFOOS?

I miss him on the colbert report

what the fuck is a way foo

your memes are like so 14 year old

The fucking penmanship on that signature

i bet colbert has a pinterass

Don't we all.... He sunk to Leno levels, man

LOL NO

well we already knew that

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Is this like that one time where drawthreads brought their cancer in here?

I'm not a girl.
That's a good husbando.

people may say a lot of things about soto

but he is a master calligrapher

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ohai
fukken nekofag
snobby popular chicks are hot.
You need to be on discord more often

We are your ancestors, come to reclaim our territory.

THE BEST.

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We're an older tumor.

youtube.com/watch?v=H3LV4Qv6jcw
LEAFY'S RESPONSE TO IDUBBZ CONTENT COP!
IT'S HAPPENING!

Eh.
And what brought up your interests once again?

Really no point in coming back anymore.

I am never on discord.

What, I like business suits

I'm not watching a 20 minute response on satire.

We were ban on sight for quite a long time. One of ours is a mod here though, he gave us the okay to post here kinda

I always liked here better than the other chan to be honest.

I should've said 'to satire'.

Testicles

GOMEN-NE~

my you's don't seem to be showing up

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Great
This can only go well

And Im a squirrel!

Damn right they are!

I'm just gonna watch the first 3 minutes, gonna give me the general feel for it :^)

Permaban, I might add.

Galil's smug isn't all that bad

It wasn't me! Reznov! He'll tell you all about it!

Alright homie cause if you need a bro to hear ya out, I'm there. Doing anything?

Yeah i know that. I wonder if there's a 'normal' anime besides slice of life. Cute blush btw

Midnight

Good claim

TP said "let's go to those waifu threads" and we're the only people that apparently felt like venturing back to Cred Forums for a bit.

Personally I don't know why we bother showing up round here.

New phone, who dis?

Fight for your right to post, don't be a pussy.

I've evaded countless permabans, you will learn eventually

Cute

Cute fang, everytime

How you here then

Neat.

You're not a real shitposter unless you've been permabanned before and are thus breaking the rules by even being here.

DL

Test is a pussy bitch btw

I moved and got a new IP, also I know how to evade?

hey queen of smugnatrix
Cute candy, everytime

colbert did i show you my grimmy ban?

Ah yes, you told me you go round here.

Fight me.

From the first minute i get:
>I'm not insecure, i'll prove it by making a 20 minute video calling someone who criticized me an asshole

I can see that

I'm not sure what type of non-slice of life could be normal

Unless there's an anime about Vietnam or something