The mighty Hydra has invaded Cred Forums, and you, user, are the only hope to stop it

The mighty Hydra has invaded Cred Forums, and you, user, are the only hope to stop it.

Hydra begins at 1000HP.

Even Singles are peasants and are eaten by the beast and the final digit is added to HP.

Odd Singles are peasants and live to fight another day.

Dubs are brave knights and deal damage of last two digits (66, 77, etc.)

Trips are Kings and deal damage of last three digits plus 25.

Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce hydra to 150HP or 2500HP.

123 and 321 deals 200 damage.

Satanic trips adds 666 to Hydra's HP.

Hydra wins if HP reaches 2000 or has absorbed 100 peasants.

user, you are our only hope...

Are you a bad enough dude to take down the Hydra?

As OP, I will deal first blow...

>user shows his chode to the hydra

i think imma just hail him

I hope you're keeping track op, this could go somewhere

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I cast shillelegh or whatever the fuck it is

(OP)
77 critical hit!

Never surrender.

Llor

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1 shot hydra

Let's see what happens i'm all out of coffee

Leggo bois

Heil hydra

Lol

I'M GONNA WRECK HIM! SUCK MY CHODE DICKHEADED DAGON

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Hydra absorbed 5 peasants

Received 77 and 55 damage

Hydra HP: 890

FINAL FLASH!!!!

Crab 4 the win

(OP)
Does user surrender?

Roll around and chop it's heads off one by one

Im gonna end this

OP here:

Guess Cred Forums is not bad enough to defeat the Hydra. Shame...

FALCONNNN PONCH!

Feel my wrath beast

So wait this isn't New Game+?

Loli power!

Are you really going to let the Hydra win?

(OP)
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Hydra has eates FOUR peasants.

HP is now 902.

Mighty god emperor deems the hydra a heretic and smites it down to 150 hp

check em boys

Can I heal the Hydra? If yes, I am doing so, instead of dealing damage. Maximum possible healing!

Ggez hydra

The Hydra is eating your very ow and you all are doing NOTHING about it...

The God King has arrived, he awaits to make his move.

I present thyself as sir, Dubs. Please check 'em.

Nope

He swings his mighty cock sword to smite the beast.

I consider this DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!


CRITICAL HIT!!!

100HP

Uses pedo bear

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Hydra has eaten one peasant

Received one CRITICAL hit.

Hydra HP = 808

Bump for slay

For the Horde!

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

chucking spear!

>user trips over his mighty shlong

cmon spearchucker i believe in u

fuck all races

switching tactics lets try a lightsaber

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I cast battle roar.

Op you didnt count your quads

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I ban the Hydra.

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Death to the Drakon

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I SHALL SLAY THEE, WYRM!

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What about OP with the 555 plus 25?

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bruh

Eagle of Freedom flies in to swipe at Hydras eyes

If I get quad by any chance lower that shit to 150 my boi

Heck

Fireball!

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Firebolt

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Durrrr

Kill me

Grandma unloads her entire clip at hydra!

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tiger summon attacks

if 222222 hydra insta death

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No, it won't.
I've seen this before and it was a total disaster. From the looks of it, he's more than halved the amount of "rules" to try and make this shit playable.

Seth ROLLins

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Has eaten an additional 8 peasants.

New HP 846

Black Knight incoming

FUCKING DIE BITCH

yeah easy money $$$ cha ching

20 peasants eaten thus far.

906 HP

user has zero chance

OP Here:

The Hydra is going to kick your ass and rape all of your mothers.

What say you, mighty fiend!

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You barely walked away with your life, peasant.

Correction: Brave knight, alive and well.

Suck on this, apple fucker.

Tsk. Hydra Fodder.

AAAAND you just sacrificed yourself to the Hydra

Satan has granted me another chance!
Down with the Hydrafuck!

i got this guys!

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Hydra ate two more peasants, making the total 22.

One brave knight dealt 22 damage.

HP 899

sorry about that let me fix that

allahu ackbar

wait for it

Well, f-fuck you too.

Have one of these, Hydra!

Stand down, Foul beast!

Hydra eats SS3B Goku for breakfast.

i know i can do it guys believe with me.

The mighty power of cyka blyat!

Fuck the Hydra!

You throw the hydra into the water.

The Musket Men have regrouped and are stronger than ever to take down this beast!

I got 0, not odd, not even... What happens? OP

I got this

gtfo ash got's dubs bitch.
check these lil saiyan hoe

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Hydra has eaten three more tasty peasants.

Even non-canon SSJ3B Goku was his bitch.

27 Peasants total.

907 HP

rip

quads

king here, get smitten beast boi

reroll

The peculiarities of Nippon-ville shall strike you down!

y doe

winrar

I got dubs before, now I'll get quads.

Zero deals a 100 HP strike! (I made this new rule since OP didn't, suck on that fucker.)

807 HP

brave knight gogogo

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HP 613

DID I WINRAR?!

You the same OP from the Giga Nigga and /k/mmando thread?

Hydra fucks your mother and she dies in her sleep.

I'm gonna lick the Hydra's dick and then bite its dick to hurt the fucking Hydra.

Nigger faggot approaches

Zero gets, others eaten.

HP 514

No those peeps are faggots. I'm not.

Virgin of drunk cunts, protect us!

Check em

I tried.

>faggots
Ok, copyfag.

Wow i cant believe im playing this silly game on a friday night but shiit ROLLL

You deal a lethal blow!

Eaten

HP 416

Fucking raccoon should do something.

Allha abukar

roll

I got this.

Omfg i got dubs FUCK YE I NEVER GET DUBS

sure why not

My turn.

OMFG I GOT DUBS AGAIN NO FUCKING WAY HOW THE FUCK

I CAN DO IT.

and again lel

I use niggermancy to dafaet teh lazird

We need a superhero.

Come get it pussy fart

Zero gets!

Ded

Safe

You cast a magical aura around the Hydra, taking away 66 HP.

100 takes!

ANOTHER FIERY BLOW OF A GREAT SWORD

ded

ded


HP 221

Glenn Snow, help!

This is a job for Superman!

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Zero gets!

You die from darts, silly man.

Looks like you fell from the sky. Oops.

HP 123

Putin will bomb the Hydra.

Call in the big guy.

roll

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40 peasants eaten total.

One good hot of 22

Two CRFITICAL 99 and 66

Total HP 788

Pest control.

This is it

Roll

Dammit.

Your autismo has killedismo your selfismo.

Putin saves you, by the skin of his teeth.

You're a faggot and got ded, fuck off.

The black man blows up and deals a lethal blow with his BBC

100 damage oh boy

HP 3

Got a 0 you cunt

Hit'em with the MegaSmasher!

MegaSmasher takes the motherfucking kill!

THE HYDRA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HP MOTHERFUCKING 0

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Gotta fight fire with fire!

Take em down boys

That's me!!!!

Did we win?

I'll be a son of a bitch, see

Hey look trips

We won! See

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OP HERE

MIGHTY TRIPS HITS 1000 HP.

MIGHTY SLUT DESTROYS HYDRA AND SAVES Cred Forums FROM ITS WRATH FOR ALL ETERNITY.

THANK YOU MIGHTY SLUT!!!

YOU HAVE SAVED US ALL!!!

die

Fuck yeah!

Hit

Nigger

While I appreciate your generosity, I took over your thread and already claimed a win. How dare you say that I myself was the actual killer of men with my mighty 1000 HP hit.

You fuckin' know it.

lets get this thing

The hydra reels in pain and collapses into the ocean whence it came. The mighty slut has defeated it with the power of tits alone.

Tits always win, as they have this time.

I'm glad I joined this thread, you lads made me smile.

May Asian titties guide us through life always! Blessed be out yellow fellows!

For azeroth!

>tfw out
s/out/our :^)

Chaaaarge!

brave knight

reroll

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I challenge my fate!

I shall be knight

Kek, 1000 hp critical, OP can't say the Hydra is alive

allahu akbar

Hydra is going the fuck down.

THIS IS ONLY 25 DAMAGE

That's not what's in the handbook!

I attempt to seduce it!

Bring it on Hydra.

SOCIALIST SLASH!!!!!!

25 damage... wow

EAT ME YOU MULTIHEAD FUCK

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I would like to raise the hyrda's hp to 2500

pepes get out
Cred Forums is for normies, not autistic fucks