The mighty Hydra has invaded Cred Forums, and you, user, are the only hope to stop it.
Hydra begins at 1000HP.
Even Singles are peasants and are eaten by the beast and the final digit is added to HP.
Odd Singles are peasants and live to fight another day.
Dubs are brave knights and deal damage of last two digits (66, 77, etc.)
Trips are Kings and deal damage of last three digits plus 25.
Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce hydra to 150HP or 2500HP.
123 and 321 deals 200 damage.
Satanic trips adds 666 to Hydra's HP.
Hydra wins if HP reaches 2000 or has absorbed 100 peasants.
user, you are our only hope...
Are you a bad enough dude to take down the Hydra?
Robert Gray
As OP, I will deal first blow...
Dominic Wilson
>user shows his chode to the hydra
Christian Morgan
i think imma just hail him
Julian Bennett
I hope you're keeping track op, this could go somewhere
Nicholas Evans
...
Ethan Foster
I cast shillelegh or whatever the fuck it is
Grayson Robinson
(OP) 77 critical hit!
Evan Butler
Never surrender.
Owen Russell
Llor
Jose Barnes
...
Lincoln Campbell
1 shot hydra
William Lee
Let's see what happens i'm all out of coffee
Ryder Taylor
Leggo bois
William Perez
Heil hydra
Carter Ward
Lol
Benjamin Sullivan
I'M GONNA WRECK HIM! SUCK MY CHODE DICKHEADED DAGON
Jacob Brown
Last Thread seen.
Hydra absorbed 5 peasants
Received 77 and 55 damage
Hydra HP: 890
Thomas Hall
FINAL FLASH!!!!
Jaxon Butler
Crab 4 the win
Camden Wilson
(OP) Does user surrender?
Ethan Brooks
Roll around and chop it's heads off one by one
Joshua Lopez
Im gonna end this
Camden Lee
OP here:
Guess Cred Forums is not bad enough to defeat the Hydra. Shame...
Nolan Evans
FALCONNNN PONCH!
Wyatt Bailey
Feel my wrath beast
Thomas Johnson
So wait this isn't New Game+?
Parker Nelson
Loli power!
Parker Hernandez
Are you really going to let the Hydra win?
Owen Torres
(OP) Last thread seen:
Hydra has eates FOUR peasants.
HP is now 902.
Jace Richardson
Mighty god emperor deems the hydra a heretic and smites it down to 150 hp
Gavin Barnes
check em boys
Jayden Butler
Can I heal the Hydra? If yes, I am doing so, instead of dealing damage. Maximum possible healing!
Carter Hall
Ggez hydra
Ethan Ross
The Hydra is eating your very ow and you all are doing NOTHING about it...
Adam Russell
The God King has arrived, he awaits to make his move.
Nathaniel Ross
I present thyself as sir, Dubs. Please check 'em.
Colton Hernandez
Nope
Luke Cox
He swings his mighty cock sword to smite the beast.
Cooper Morris
I consider this DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!
CRITICAL HIT!!!
100HP
Christopher Collins
Uses pedo bear
Nathaniel King
Last thread seen
Hydra has eaten one peasant
Received one CRITICAL hit.
Hydra HP = 808
William Edwards
Bump for slay
John Nelson
For the Horde!
Noah Foster
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Logan Fisher
chucking spear!
Parker Jenkins
>user trips over his mighty shlong
Zachary Gonzalez
cmon spearchucker i believe in u
Anthony Bailey
fuck all races
Ethan Cook
switching tactics lets try a lightsaber
Liam Hill
...
Benjamin Russell
I cast battle roar.
Owen Rogers
Op you didnt count your quads
Grayson Wright
...
Jacob Campbell
...
Dylan Reyes
...
Dominic Parker
I ban the Hydra.
Christian Hill
...
Thomas Roberts
...
Jaxon Cook
...
Easton Sanchez
...
Jackson Young
Death to the Drakon
Logan Sanchez
...
Liam Adams
...
James Jackson
I SHALL SLAY THEE, WYRM!
Evan Moore
...
Eli Young
What about OP with the 555 plus 25?
Landon Ross
...
Jackson Rivera
...
Michael Roberts
bruh
Bentley Long
Eagle of Freedom flies in to swipe at Hydras eyes
Wyatt Perry
If I get quad by any chance lower that shit to 150 my boi
Blake Bailey
Heck
Jacob Sanchez
Fireball!
Angel Perez
...
Samuel Rogers
...
Lucas Clark
Firebolt
Ryan Long
...
Leo Myers
Durrrr
Ryder Gray
Kill me
David Perry
Grandma unloads her entire clip at hydra!
Ian Parker
...
Jaxon Campbell
tiger summon attacks
Matthew Flores
if 222222 hydra insta death
Dylan Scott
...
Jack Bennett
No, it won't. I've seen this before and it was a total disaster. From the looks of it, he's more than halved the amount of "rules" to try and make this shit playable.
David Davis
Seth ROLLins
Jonathan Garcia
Last thread seen
Has eaten an additional 8 peasants.
New HP 846
Jonathan Evans
Black Knight incoming
James Richardson
FUCKING DIE BITCH
Carter Jackson
yeah easy money $$$ cha ching
Grayson Wright
20 peasants eaten thus far.
906 HP
user has zero chance
Justin Harris
OP Here:
The Hydra is going to kick your ass and rape all of your mothers.
Leo Cooper
What say you, mighty fiend!
Colton Gray
...
Juan White
You barely walked away with your life, peasant.
Juan Wilson
Correction: Brave knight, alive and well.
Suck on this, apple fucker.
Nathaniel Martinez
Tsk. Hydra Fodder.
Luis Wood
AAAAND you just sacrificed yourself to the Hydra
Owen Myers
Satan has granted me another chance! Down with the Hydrafuck!
Dominic Garcia
i got this guys!
Grayson Martinez
Last post seen.
Hydra ate two more peasants, making the total 22.
One brave knight dealt 22 damage.
HP 899
Jonathan Morgan
sorry about that let me fix that
Cooper Long
allahu ackbar
Gabriel Sullivan
wait for it
Evan Scott
Well, f-fuck you too.
Have one of these, Hydra!
Robert Thomas
Stand down, Foul beast!
Wyatt Perry
Hydra eats SS3B Goku for breakfast.
Eli Smith
i know i can do it guys believe with me.
Liam Richardson
The mighty power of cyka blyat!
Jackson Richardson
Fuck the Hydra!
Landon Richardson
You throw the hydra into the water.
Matthew Carter
The Musket Men have regrouped and are stronger than ever to take down this beast!
Isaac Reed
I got 0, not odd, not even... What happens? OP
Sebastian Sullivan
I got this
Xavier Morris
gtfo ash got's dubs bitch. check these lil saiyan hoe
Dylan Jones
Last post seen.
Hydra has eaten three more tasty peasants.
Even non-canon SSJ3B Goku was his bitch.
27 Peasants total.
907 HP
Isaac Richardson
rip
Julian Perry
quads
Parker Stewart
king here, get smitten beast boi
Ian Williams
reroll
Hunter Gonzalez
The peculiarities of Nippon-ville shall strike you down!
Bentley Martinez
y doe
Cameron Hall
winrar
Kayden King
I got dubs before, now I'll get quads.
Jonathan Campbell
Zero deals a 100 HP strike! (I made this new rule since OP didn't, suck on that fucker.)
807 HP
Isaac Jackson
brave knight gogogo
Adam White
Last post seen
HP 613
Jack Carter
DID I WINRAR?!
Liam Jackson
You the same OP from the Giga Nigga and /k/mmando thread?
Jackson Powell
Hydra fucks your mother and she dies in her sleep.
Colton Collins
I'm gonna lick the Hydra's dick and then bite its dick to hurt the fucking Hydra.
Dominic Wright
Nigger faggot approaches
Liam Ortiz
Zero gets, others eaten.
HP 514
Tyler Anderson
No those peeps are faggots. I'm not.
Oliver Cooper
Virgin of drunk cunts, protect us!
Ian Jenkins
Check em
Luke Gutierrez
I tried.
Jose Jenkins
>faggots Ok, copyfag.
Noah Stewart
Wow i cant believe im playing this silly game on a friday night but shiit ROLLL
Jonathan Foster
You deal a lethal blow!
Eaten
HP 416
Hudson Ross
Fucking raccoon should do something.
Luke Gomez
Allha abukar
Colton Butler
roll
Parker Hernandez
I got this.
Cameron Wood
Omfg i got dubs FUCK YE I NEVER GET DUBS
Jacob Edwards
sure why not
Joseph Flores
My turn.
Henry Perez
OMFG I GOT DUBS AGAIN NO FUCKING WAY HOW THE FUCK
Ian Myers
I CAN DO IT.
Liam Wilson
and again lel
Mason Sanchez
I use niggermancy to dafaet teh lazird
Parker Bell
We need a superhero.
Alexander Cooper
Come get it pussy fart
Juan Walker
Zero gets!
Ded
Safe
You cast a magical aura around the Hydra, taking away 66 HP.
100 takes!
ANOTHER FIERY BLOW OF A GREAT SWORD
ded
ded
HP 221
Evan Thompson
Glenn Snow, help!
Jack Rogers
This is a job for Superman!
Blake Stewart
...
Camden Cook
Zero gets!
You die from darts, silly man.
Looks like you fell from the sky. Oops.
HP 123
Camden Lee
Putin will bomb the Hydra.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Call in the big guy.
Colton Lewis
roll
Aiden Collins
Last Post seen
40 peasants eaten total.
One good hot of 22
Two CRFITICAL 99 and 66
Total HP 788
James Russell
Pest control.
Kayden Wright
This is it
Gabriel Price
Roll
Hudson Martinez
Dammit.
Henry Murphy
Your autismo has killedismo your selfismo.
Putin saves you, by the skin of his teeth.
You're a faggot and got ded, fuck off.
The black man blows up and deals a lethal blow with his BBC
100 damage oh boy
HP 3
Oliver Powell
Got a 0 you cunt
Aaron Bennett
Hit'em with the MegaSmasher!
Leo Gonzalez
MegaSmasher takes the motherfucking kill!
THE HYDRA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HP MOTHERFUCKING 0
Joshua Stewart
...
Isaiah Howard
Gotta fight fire with fire!
Cooper Williams
Take em down boys
Jayden Flores
That's me!!!!
Angel Phillips
Did we win?
Jaxon Butler
I'll be a son of a bitch, see
Easton Gutierrez
Hey look trips
Grayson White
We won! See
Christopher Bell
...
William Allen
OP HERE
MIGHTY TRIPS HITS 1000 HP.
MIGHTY SLUT DESTROYS HYDRA AND SAVES Cred Forums FROM ITS WRATH FOR ALL ETERNITY.
THANK YOU MIGHTY SLUT!!!
YOU HAVE SAVED US ALL!!!
James Harris
die
Levi Bennett
Fuck yeah!
Blake Edwards
Hit
Landon Foster
Nigger
Christopher Stewart
While I appreciate your generosity, I took over your thread and already claimed a win. How dare you say that I myself was the actual killer of men with my mighty 1000 HP hit.
You fuckin' know it.
Hunter Anderson
lets get this thing
Jose Gutierrez
The hydra reels in pain and collapses into the ocean whence it came. The mighty slut has defeated it with the power of tits alone.
Tits always win, as they have this time.
Juan Gutierrez
I'm glad I joined this thread, you lads made me smile.
May Asian titties guide us through life always! Blessed be out yellow fellows!
Michael Sullivan
For azeroth!
Hudson Campbell
>tfw out s/out/our :^)
Evan Mitchell
Chaaaarge!
Connor Brooks
brave knight
Luis Walker
reroll
Caleb Cruz
...
Zachary Ramirez
I challenge my fate!
Liam Watson
I shall be knight
William Morgan
Kek, 1000 hp critical, OP can't say the Hydra is alive
Kayden Gomez
allahu akbar
Oliver Morales
Hydra is going the fuck down.
Michael Morales
THIS IS ONLY 25 DAMAGE
Alexander Bennett
That's not what's in the handbook!
Jonathan Jenkins
I attempt to seduce it!
Ayden Flores
Bring it on Hydra.
SOCIALIST SLASH!!!!!!
Aaron Martin
25 damage... wow
Mason Price
EAT ME YOU MULTIHEAD FUCK
Robert Gutierrez
...
Ayden Thompson
I would like to raise the hyrda's hp to 2500
Kayden Kelly
pepes get out Cred Forums is for normies, not autistic fucks